hatkirby: Naan is so good. It's good with sauce. Which is easy when you're goated with the sauce. rever: And it's good with hummus park3r2_: I would not have ever considered hummus to be a sauce hatkirby: Well I meant more like tikka masala sauce rever: Or like butter chicken sauce park3r2_: What would you know about that, veggieboy?
exempt_medic: I remembered today how I used to ask my mom what French stuff said, and then at the age of 14 Katy Perry had me asking her what "ménage à trois" meant hatkirby: omg hatkirby: ok one time as like a 12 year old i was reading a book about protecting systems from hackers and there was a bit talking about spam and social engineering and i asked my mom "what does erection mean" exempt_medic: Every single part of that sentence is so incredibly you hatkirby: XD
toothpastecanyon: news articles in my feed that might be written by a demon toothpastecanyon: > About Your Skin toothpastecanyon: > What you should know about your body's biggest organ. hatkirby: [me two and a half years later's response] well that might be YOUR biggest organ but mine is, well, azhdrake: Mine's my small intestines what the fuck is going on with your skin that could make it bigger then the small intestines? hatkirby: [confused about the concept that smaller organs are actually bigger] yeah well my penis is so small you can't even see it anymore
toothpastecanyon: Star I just had the most inception dream about how I had a crazy dream and needed to text you about it but you kept being like I don’t wanna hear it!! I don’t!!! hatkirby: Tooth I don't want to hear about this
park3r2_: Mirror Temple time! Where... is area D? hatkirby: Area deez nuts park3r2_: Haha. I'm looking for it! hatkirby: Uhhh. Thanks? park3r2_: WAIT hatkirby: Don't worry, you won't find them. park3r2_: That's not what I meant!
exempt_medic: I'm so over Fukushima exempt_medic: *Bullshit 😦 exempt_medic: Thanks phone, that helpd exempt_medic: PHONE hatkirby: ok i was really trying to figure out what this meant lol exempt_medic: I just remembered what Fukishima is, and WOW exempt_medic: PHONE HOW TAF exempt_medic: Fukishima ??? How??? rever: Give hatkirby his phone back hatkirby: not enough cock typos exempt_medic: I Thought that said "types" hatkirby: Exempt your phone doesn't have enough types of cock on it which means it can't be mine hatkirby: i'm not a furry i think there would only be one type of cock on my phone exempt_medic: It has a lot... exempt_medic: Gotta make a Type Chart like in Pokemon exempt_medic: Cock Paper Scissors energy rever: yeouch hatkirby: most are super effective against me rever: oh truuu rever: Cock Paper BigFuckingPole exempt_medic: Don't worry, Cock beats Scissors and loses to Paper exempt_medic: And ties with other cocks hatkirby: why does cock beat scissors rever: 📝 exempt_medic: Because rock beats scissors hatkirby: scissors fucks cock up exempt_medic: Why does paper beat rock 🤷 hatkirby: and cock cums on paper so cock wins that one rever: they got chop chop rever: because it surrounds it hatkirby: this made perfect sense to me in my head exempt_medic: It does rever: it made sense in mine too dw exempt_medic: I can't even be mad exempt_medic: Thanks for the lick me up exempt_medic: ... ahhhhhhhhhh hatkirby: Uh huh rever: FOR THE WHAT NOW????