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esoteric_merit: I would like to curse every academic who uses "∗" instead of "*" in their code for "readability" purposes.
esoteric_merit: Does anyone have anything sufficiently powerful for this purpose?
hatkirby: here, take this enchanted orb that was recovered from beneath the volcanic ash resting on the earth's surface for over 1000 years
esoteric_merit: I was thinking more along the lines of "may every right sock go missing", or "may it always start raining 5 minutes after you decide to brave it", or perhaps "may you papercut yourself at least once a day", but yeah, sure, that'll work too.
hatkirby: oh yeah the orb's real good at the sock thing
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hatkirby: fuck, i noticed my freezer was a little bit ajar, and i looked inside and everything had melted
pallasvoid: nooooooooooooooooooo
azhdrake: Of fuck that sucks
pallasvoid: :thanosd:
hatkirby: my sausages :thanosd:
azhdrake: Your *sausages*
hatkirby: 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩
hatkirby: yeah i was keeping all of my ice dildos in there
azhdrake: Noooo not the ice dildo collection!!!!
pallasvoid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pallasvoid: tragic loss
hatkirby: *drinks the water sadly and sexily*
azhdrake: ;oiawjf;oawjfo;awjfaw
#716 Up +4/-0 Down
hatkirby: Teenage Dream by Katy Perry is bigger than Jesus, I don't know what to tell you
ickyickyicky: And has saved more people
#714 Up +0/-0 Down
newsoupvi: I've "reviewed" my own PRs by looking at the diff like I would for a peer review for someone else
newsoupvi: and legit found things
newsoupvi: Idk it puts me in the reviewer mindset
hatkirby: real
newsoupvi: :KEKW:
exempt_medic: I did that for DS3 and it was not a pleasant experience XD
scipiowright: ah you see it is impossible to do that for me because my eyes will glaze over and fall out of my skull after 3 minutes and 22 seconds
exempt_medic: Scipio can't even appreciate 4'33"
exempt_medic: This is truly saddening
hatkirby: that's the saddest thing I haven't heard
exempt_medic: That was SO good
#712 Up +3/-0 Down
brentonw: It's nice being my own boss
brentonw: I ain't gotta please no man
abgkiwi: I'm gay, so I do
brentonw: Greatest comebacks of all time for 100, Alex
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azhdrake: Herb cheese bread tasty
azhdrake: I need to make bread more
bagabaguette: Excellent decision
azhdrake: What would you know of such things, discord user Baguette?
bagabaguette: What do I know indeed
#710 Up +2/-0 Down
rever: For some reason I don't... believe you?
kf01: That's weird.
#709 Up +2/-0 Down
rever: is that the ideal way to play link's awakening?
exempt_medic: What, having a cock?
#708 Up +0/-0 Down
rever: man hatkirby got contacts now
rever: one mod and one core maintainer
hatkirby: 💪
hatkirby: surrounding myself with high people in place
hatkirby: people in high palces
hatkirby: places
rever: *palace
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hatkirby: yalls i'm doing some game modding and i'm looking at some of the code files in link's awakening and um.
hatkirby: > ObjCockParticle.cs
hatkirby: it is PROBABLY referring to the rooster in the game? but... i am not sure how
hatkirby: ok yeah it is the rooster
toothpastecanyon: link's awakening nsfw???
hatkirby: link's SEXUAL awakening??????????????
toothpastecanyon: HDSFCXHGFHGF
toothpastecanyon: star you're not allowed to make me laugh out loud in class gdfgfd
hatkirby: i mean he was drowning in water, i'm not sure how much more of a *wet* dream you can have, i'm so sorry i take that back i'm sorry
toothpastecanyon: omg
swbookworm: don't take it back!! commit to your puns, no matter how cursed!!
tinylittlegremlin: cursed? didbsomebidy say cursed??