quas.naart: Now I'm doing brass tonguing exercises because tick-tock-tick-tock is legit good practice. quas.naart: "Articulation" hatkirby: i misread that as "brain tonguing" newsoupvi: Imagine if you could absorb someone's knowledge by tasting their brain hatkirby: i don't have to imagine newsoupvi: :FLOOSHED:
park3r2_: heretic is like if doom tried to be good hatkirby: instead of just trying to be portable to everything? park3r2_: yeah that's definitely what they were trying to do when they made the game park3r2_: they said i want this to be playable on the screen at mcdonalds hatkirby: Yeah just like how they made bad apple with the intention of making it portable everywhere park3r2_: definitely hatkirby: they've got that on the screen at mcdonalds too hatkirby: there's just two screens and they've got doom on one and bad apple on the other park3r2_: they're back to back, it's all they've got there hatkirby: damn I haven't been to a mcdonalds in a long time, i didn't know they'd leveled up hatkirby: so that's what they have instead of like the menu and ordering screen? park3r2_: Yes hatkirby: walk in like hi i'd like the number 2 and also marisa park3r2_: get me the part where she throws the apple hatkirby: hey is it alright if a drop a teacup in here? hatkirby: can i bring my gun park3r2_: Okay so my double barrel machine gun isn't okay, but what about my chainsaw? hatkirby: the screen at mcdonalds's got everything
hatkirby: This one that I'm playing is like. The most boring yoshi game unfortunately toothpastecanyon: oh no! what game is it? hatkirby: Wooly World hatkirby: It's not bad it's just kinda boring toothpastecanyon: yoshi knits for 12 hours (INTENSE) hatkirby: Could be us 🙄
eka_caesium: Hi Book :) eka_caesium: Fancy seeing you here. In the tunnels. eka_caesium: :) swbookworm: hi eka! swbookworm: :) swbookworm: you here to help me make secret tunnels into my friend's house? eka_caesium: :) eka_caesium: Why yes I am! swbookworm: excellent! here grab one of these swbookworm: ⛏️ swbookworm: let's get a-digging eka_caesium: I will wield it with wild abandon swbookworm: i see no problems with this!
toothpastecanyon: Book that’s a great recipe but I’m struggling with the last step not having a daughter or granddaughter swbookworm: any relatives or friends or acquaintances will do toothpastecanyon: 🫵 swbookworm: my mom and i were alternating staring at her and staring at each other just watching it happen revya: Recipe that starts with having sex (to have a daughter) swbookworm: s;d;fakzvldvjldxdvjdlxjvzdfsf toothpastecanyon: Cjfjfjfjfjf tinylittlegremlin: antsrtsgreatfesttjadfysrtjdjdfdhstrhttdj swbookworm: wheezing irl over here toothpastecanyon: You’ve killed book grey :blobxd:
hatkirby: Kirby shaving motor speedrun soon!! hatkirby: Amazing mirror ldkgstkst hatkirby: My phone strokes again hatkirby: STRIKES hatkirby: [throws it out the window of the moving bus]
toothpastecanyon: Lol I just got into the office to a message that we open at 9 due to snow lol hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: Rip toothpastecanyon: Got this place to myself for an hour :sunglarp: hatkirby: Malted dancing time hatkirby: Ok hatkirby: I topped naked hatkirby: TYPED toothpastecanyon: DJFJFJFJDJF hatkirby: AAAAAAA toothpastecanyon: Your phone really ambushed you with that one azhdrake: > I topped naked azhdrake: And that is the traditional way of doing things hatkirby: i'm a good christian boy i top with my eyes closed through a hole in a sheet that i throw over myself like a cartoon ghost costume
hatkirby: oh did tunic just get merged? congrats! scipiowright: tunc rever: tunc hatkirby: this is an anagram rever: NO hatkirby: :P scipiowright: kirb you know I can suplex you in a few days right espeon2718: noooooooooo hatkirby: klhgkfdg scipiowright: live on camera hatkirby: i'm bringing a bodyguard to gdq scipiowright: silent has to back me up silentdestroyer: tunc rever: DO NOT THE FIGHT hatkirby: wait why am I complaining about being suplexed. that sounds like fun espeon2718: my understanding is that it's not fun hatkirby: what's not fun about this [image of two men wrestling] scipiowright: don't knock it before you try it, espeon
azhdrake: Also I went to the pharmacy and they were having a sale so I have two five hundred capsules bottles of acetaminophen now azhdrake: If anyone has a headache hit me up toothpastecanyon: omg that's excellent azhdrake: Do you need any painkillers, Tooth? azhdrake: Are you in pain at all? eka_caesium: I'm in pain eka_caesium: The pain of playing medic without the crossbow toothpastecanyon: :blobsob: azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: on it, Eka eka_caesium: Is that the typical acetaminophen delivery method toothpastecanyon: yes azhdrake: 💊 💊 💊 :alcor_has_gun:
toothpastecanyon: farewell 25% deathless!! hatkirby: yeah i got one room farther yesterday gasmasque: :blobaww: hatkirby: i was so surprised that i stopped paying attention and immediately died