eka_caesium: New all time great wikipedia diagram unlocked eka_caesium: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Dravidosaurus_plates.png hatkirby: What is this hatkirby: Help eka_caesium: "Line drawings of the shapes and sizes of some of the fossil plates referred to D. blanfordi by Yadagiri and Ayyasami in 1979" eka_caesium: The previous record holder was eka_caesium: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Marimo2.jpg toothpastecanyon: this is where nasa is keeping the balls,,,,,,,,,,, hatkirby: WOW hatkirby: ALRIGHT THEN hatkirby: "BALL LOCKED IN SEDIMENT" YEAH OK WHERED YOU GET IT FROM hatkirby: "FLATTENED BALLS" YOURE TELLING ME!!!!!!!!!! eka_caesium: XD toothpastecanyon: FJDLKGJDG toothpastecanyon: star I was waiting for you and you never disappoint eka_caesium: "cladophora glomerata" I'm literally always saying this toothpastecanyon: damn eka's talking about cladophora glomerata again
eka_caesium: There are worse things, but the smell that comes from cooking them down is truly awful <--intimately familiar with this azhdrake: I doubt I'd mind it that much azhdrake: <- worked in a lab with strong smelling chemicals and bodily fluids included some truly rancid blood tinylittlegremlin: we have scented cansdles 🕯️ azhdrake: I don't think that would do much besides add an additional strong smell tinylittlegremlin: too late tinylittlegremlin: 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ swbookworm: :blueflame: :blueflame: :blueflame: :blueflame: :blueflame: :blueflame: :blueflame: toothpastecanyon: love a good additional strong smell swbookworm: hmm that looks like a fire hazard to me swbookworm: Those. Sent out of order swbookworm: Oops toothpastecanyon: it's a fun hazard swbookworm: Alcor voice: "Fire hazard? More like *FUN* hazard!" [maniacal laughter as something burns down in the background]
eka_caesium: Terrible impulse moment, I bought it toothpastecanyon: ohhhh noooo how uhh terrible eka_caesium: There was only one on ebay :blobsob: hatkirby: i wanna impulse buy something! i have a hole inside of me that could be filled with items! i wanna do it i wanna do it! eka_caesium: Buy me hatkirby: :blobnervous: eka_caesium: :blobowo: hatkirby: i mean i guess this is what a deal is toothpastecanyon: buy eka hatkirby: but you seem too into it toothpastecanyon: :thatorbthingfrompetscop: eka_caesium: :blobowo: hatkirby: ok uh but like. what do you want in exchange for your soul. or is this just gratis eka_caesium: :blobowo: eka_caesium: You eka_caesium: *you'll find out hatkirby: :NervousSmile: eka_caesium: Not you eka_caesium: NOT YOU toothpastecanyon: gfdgfdg hatkirby: i am not giving you my soul hatkirby: sorry not sorry eka_caesium: Okay well, it might be you hatkirby: you just said it wasn't! eka_caesium: I was bending the truth a bit hatkirby: that's MY job!! wtf!! toothpastecanyon: eka is doing the first rule of demon dealings and that is have fun and be silly hatkirby: pushes you into a puddle eka_caesium: Uh huh eka_caesium: bleh eka_caesium: Oh there's a worm in here toothpastecanyon: a tiny little one? eka_caesium: Yeah toothpastecanyon: oh that's mine eka_caesium: here take it toothpastecanyon: thanks! 🥰
tinylittlegremlin: hi eka tinylittlegremlin: :raynaud: eka_caesium: I heard they let worms wriggle around on the counters at starbucks tinylittlegremlin: this is true, we do eka_caesium: Messed up tinylittlegremlin: 🫙 tinylittlegremlin: yup tinylittlegremlin: [shakes you around in the jar] swbookworm: oh are u getting in a jar grem? tinylittlegremlin: no its ekas tuirn to be jarred today swbookworm: ah okay cool swbookworm: :jarshake: tinylittlegremlin: making an eka jam [dumps in sugar] swbookworm: oh sweet azhdrake: sugar is, yes toothpastecanyon: eka jam... toothpastecanyon: I thought ekas came in slices tinylittlegremlin: thats why were shaking! to mash em up w trhe sugar azhdrake: I do hate to say this though, Grem, but you're supposed to add sugar to the jam while the rest of the jam is boiling azhdrake: it's not gonna mix properly if you just shake it toothpastecanyon: maybe it's a revolutionary new type of jam tinylittlegremlin: well i think ur suipposed to marinate it so the jusices dissolve into the sugar tinylittlegremlin: then cook tinylittlegremlin: kind alike a syrup azhdrake: When I've made jam you boil the fruit and add sugar to it azhdrake: as it's boiling tinylittlegremlin: the way my family does it you add the sugar first then set it on the fire and mix till it boils azhdrake: And then add the pectin too azhdrake: huh tinylittlegremlin: sugar dissolves as you go azhdrake: different strats tinylittlegremlin: both tasty 😋 tinylittlegremlin: the heck is pectin azhdrake: It. It's what jams the jam? So it's not runny? tinylittlegremlin: wild tinylittlegremlin: we just reduce azhdrake: Like some fruits do have naturally occurring pectin but a lot of them you need to add some tinylittlegremlin: boil the liquid away.... azhdrake: You normally do both eka_caesium: You're all losers I am basically identical to guava and this is going to smell disgusting
newsoupvi: > on witpus newsoupvi: On what now hatkirby: Witness puzzles newsoupvi: Damn that's some good witpussy hatkirby: Jekskgskgskgskgs newsoupvi: Yeah makes sense :KEKW: hatkirby: Trying not to cackle in this waiting room newsoupvi: witnussy hatkirby: Getting Jonathan blowed
newsoupvi: putting someone else's code in your code is just such a pain in C newsoupvi: Or like newsoupvi: libraries I mean newsoupvi: Idk maybe I'm just not used to it hatkirby: I don't really think it is? newsoupvi: I love love love that I can go "Hey this problem was probably solved by another person. Ok there is a library for it. I'm just gonna put import their_library at the top of my file and then my IDE will instantly ask me do you want to install their_library and then pip will sort it out for me" newsoupvi: in Python hatkirby: If you're using a nice makefile system like cmake, you can just tell it to find the library package and it adds all the right cflags and link flags and you can just include it hatkirby: Mm yeah hatkirby: Microsoft made a c++ package system like that newsoupvi: If I have to download a specific version of a dll and lib, and then realise oh I downloaded the one that was compiled with a different fuckin compiler version thing hatkirby: I think it's pretty useful. Don't like using Microsoft solutions tho newsoupvi: IF I HAVE TO BUILD THE LIB MYSELF newsoupvi: I just wanna cry newsoupvi: forever newsoupvi: Or when I need to build two different versions, one for debug and one for release newsoupvi: MD vs MDd newsoupvi: or whatever newsoupvi: b ru h hatkirby: See this is all good to me. The stuff you are saying hatkirby: It is asmr newsoupvi: :sadcatNOOO: newsoupvi: how newsoupvi: why newsoupvi: I don't understand :sad: hatkirby: Raised by wolves newsoupvi: ok based newsoupvi: but newsoupvi: :KEKW: hatkirby: XD
pallasvoid: but for now, bagel time toothpastecanyon: awww yeha pallasvoid: yeeeee pallasvoid: bagel with creamchee AND spicy peach jelly pallasvoid: a treat hatkirby: :raynaud: pallasvoid: nuuuu pallasvoid: mine hatkirby: Except the spicy stuff. Or the bagel since I'm gluten free pallasvoid: so pallasvoid: creamchee hatkirby: So just give me the scgmeat hatkirby: I am struggling hatkirby: I topped it three times hatkirby: WHAT pallasvoid: WHAQT pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: pallasvoid: Star how dare you top my bagel thrice hatkirby: Putting my phone down. Closing my eyes. Going to sleep. Falling into a hole pallasvoid: tgagergergsergagrag pallasvoid: amazing toothpastecanyon: FJDGDDG hatkirby: ~~well it does have a hole in it~~ toothpastecanyon: 😳
hatkirby: Lmao oh the memories hatkirby: I miss irc; I miss the decentralised Internet I’m gender hatkirby: In general* hatkirby: Shlshldlhdlgshld newsoupvi: I'M ALSO GENDER hatkirby: XD hatkirby: :blobhighfive: