pallasvoid: but for now, bagel time toothpastecanyon: awww yeha pallasvoid: yeeeee pallasvoid: bagel with creamchee AND spicy peach jelly pallasvoid: a treat hatkirby: :raynaud: pallasvoid: nuuuu pallasvoid: mine hatkirby: Except the spicy stuff. Or the bagel since I'm gluten free pallasvoid: so pallasvoid: creamchee hatkirby: So just give me the scgmeat hatkirby: I am struggling hatkirby: I topped it three times hatkirby: WHAT pallasvoid: WHAQT pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: pallasvoid: Star how dare you top my bagel thrice hatkirby: Putting my phone down. Closing my eyes. Going to sleep. Falling into a hole pallasvoid: tgagergergsergagrag pallasvoid: amazing toothpastecanyon: FJDGDDG hatkirby: ~~well it does have a hole in it~~ toothpastecanyon: 😳
hatkirby: Lmao oh the memories hatkirby: I miss irc; I miss the decentralised Internet I’m gender hatkirby: In general* hatkirby: Shlshldlhdlgshld newsoupvi: I'M ALSO GENDER hatkirby: XD hatkirby: :blobhighfive:
gasmasque: There’s a dude on Tumblr utterly shocked that there’s no nsfw Wormfic tag, and I find that novelty a slight bit funny toothpastecanyon: Lol azhdrake: Undertale vs undertail back in 2015/16 is literally the only time I've seen tumblr respect the idea of a distinct nsfw tag hatkirby: gravity fucks azhdrake: I think I decent part of the reason I got into TAU was that the GF tag was so porn filled gasmasque: Ah, the Wild West days of Tumblr gasmasque: Aka, before I got into it, lol azhdrake: oh right they banned port didn't they azhdrake: I haven't used tumblr in months I kinda forgor gasmasque: I think it’s back now? hatkirby: it is not back tinylittlegremlin: nope gasmasque: Really? tinylittlegremlin: not back gasmasque: I’ve run into a lot of irl nsfw pics on there tinylittlegremlin: tho a few nsfw artists r braving the way abnyweay bc twitter went to shit azhdrake: Oh the ban didn't stop a lot of people tinylittlegremlin: ^ tinylittlegremlin: ' azhdrake: the pornbot problem got way worse post ban, actually tinylittlegremlin: u can report them n get the removed tho if u wanna azhdrake: but you can get banned for it gasmasque: I don’t really care enough to do that hatkirby: Back in the day you could just scroll down your cock and randomly see COCK though hatkirby: WHAT tinylittlegremlin: i mean ur not wreong hatkirby: What Hadfield in that science azhdrake: That's where I would expect to see such a thing tinylittlegremlin: or you phione isnt wrong i guess i shoukd asa\say gasmasque: It’s the pornbots dming me that’s annoying hatkirby: I'm laughing too hard to azhdrake: Dare I say I don't even think it would count as random gasmasque: Star’s just got too much cock on the brain to function hatkirby: Yeah it's true hatkirby: That dentist with his fingers in my mouth still playing in my mind hatkirby: I meant to say scrolling down your DASH and idk why my phone then also all capped the second COCK hatkirby: Stopppppp gasmasque: Your phone just knows you too well tinylittlegremlin: thinking abt the comedic piotential of tormwenting star by asking him if his cute dentist is single hatkirby: he's NOT though, he mentioned his boyfriend the last time i saw him, so i am tormented nonetheless tinylittlegremlin: suffer in agony hatkirby: 🔫 :Cry: azhdrake: Maybe he's poly hatkirby: i guess i don't know that! hatkirby: bees keeping the hope alive hatkirby: Lol tinylittlegremlin: star walking into the next desntist appointment like: how open are youb to polyamory toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfj hatkirby: hjgkj hatkirby: "also my top left molar hurts" toothpastecanyon: Just casual small talk
hatkirby: Man I'm gonna fall asleep at the dentist hatkirby: HELP my dentist finally came in and I forgot how pretty he is pallasvoid: :wheeze: hatkirby: LIKE he was putting his fingers in my mouth and I'm like I'm going to die pallasvoid: asjdkhglakgjh pallasvoid: star pallasvoid: star you're gay hatkirby: I ammmmmm help hatkirby: It's so funny hatkirby: I'm doing the male version of ovulating pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: gasmasque: fghjklkjhgfdfghj gasmasque: Star, there's nothing funnier than your gay panic hatkirby: XD hatkirby: That's such a funny sentence on its own gasmasque: I did a funny! :sunglarp:
azhdrake: Writing is good and fun hatkirby: that's true! or so i have read tinylittlegremlin: i want nap azhdrake: Currently writing a conversation where one of the characters is embodying the post thats "I will lie, cheat, and steal if it means getting out of a conversation I don't want to be in. My sense of ethical behaviour vanishes entirely when I want people to stop speaking to me. One time I pretended to not know what Egypt was so someone would stop talking to me about their vacation plans." tinylittlegremlin: i also want draw tinylittlegremlin: these conflicting desire sure do conflicts azhdrake: You can nap and then draw when you wake up tinylittlegremlin: but want draw now hatkirby: oh man if only i could do that azhdrake: Lie cheat and steal or write a conversation? hatkirby: get out of a conversation azhdrake: You can do it. I believe in you. hatkirby: [turns around and leaves without answering you] tinylittlegremlin: star nooooo azhdrake: That's the bitch!
azhdrake: Just realized the bit of my story I'm about to write can be described as "a blasphemous conversation about plumbing" which I appreciate hatkirby: every mario game azhdrake: o;fajoefjawf azhdrake: At least there's a plumber involved in those games. This is a blasphemous conversation about plumbing featuring absolutely no one who understands more about plumbing then I do without researching anything hatkirby: Hehe azhdrake: I'm having a good time writing hatkirby: i'm glad! that's a great feeling azhdrake: Things I will research for this conversation: The elephant's foot in Chernobyl hatkirby: Things I will not research for this conversation: Basic plumbing or water processing methods hatkirby: no this tracks hatkirby: you're researching the stuff that has more day-to-day applications azhdrake: Stuff that people will really notice if I get some random detail wrong hatkirby: i swear to god bees if you are even one micro-curie off on the amount of radiation dealt to that tumblr user's grandma in the chernobyl incident i will start holding B, ZR, and Down right now and gathjer energy and rage until i swee you in april and i will annihilate you will ever spell in my arsenal azhdrake: aflkjaoi;efjo;awjf
ToothPasteCanyon: star what if I get. Marmite ToothPasteCanyon: I just realised they sell it on amazon hatkirby: well. You will be judged hatkirby: but i think you should do it! ToothPasteCanyon: 🦋 hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: i'm sorry tooth but you're opening yourself up to "🫵 British" ToothPasteCanyon: 😔 😔 😔 ToothPasteCanyon: that's true ToothPasteCanyon: oh darn it I need to buy something else for free shipping hatkirby: union jack ToothPasteCanyon: shoots you dead hatkirby: kjhsfdkjhfsdkjf hatkirby: cackling