gasmasque: Thereās a dude on Tumblr utterly shocked that thereās no nsfw Wormfic tag, and I find that novelty a slight bit funny toothpastecanyon: Lol azhdrake: Undertale vs undertail back in 2015/16 is literally the only time I've seen tumblr respect the idea of a distinct nsfw tag hatkirby: gravity fucks azhdrake: I think I decent part of the reason I got into TAU was that the GF tag was so porn filled gasmasque: Ah, the Wild West days of Tumblr gasmasque: Aka, before I got into it, lol azhdrake: oh right they banned port didn't they azhdrake: I haven't used tumblr in months I kinda forgor gasmasque: I think itās back now? hatkirby: it is not back tinylittlegremlin: nope gasmasque: Really? tinylittlegremlin: not back gasmasque: Iāve run into a lot of irl nsfw pics on there tinylittlegremlin: tho a few nsfw artists r braving the way abnyweay bc twitter went to shit azhdrake: Oh the ban didn't stop a lot of people tinylittlegremlin: ^ tinylittlegremlin: ' azhdrake: the pornbot problem got way worse post ban, actually tinylittlegremlin: u can report them n get the removed tho if u wanna azhdrake: but you can get banned for it gasmasque: I donāt really care enough to do that hatkirby: Back in the day you could just scroll down your cock and randomly see COCK though hatkirby: WHAT tinylittlegremlin: i mean ur not wreong hatkirby: What Hadfield in that science azhdrake: That's where I would expect to see such a thing tinylittlegremlin: or you phione isnt wrong i guess i shoukd asa\say gasmasque: Itās the pornbots dming me thatās annoying hatkirby: I'm laughing too hard to azhdrake: Dare I say I don't even think it would count as random gasmasque: Starās just got too much cock on the brain to function hatkirby: Yeah it's true hatkirby: That dentist with his fingers in my mouth still playing in my mind hatkirby: I meant to say scrolling down your DASH and idk why my phone then also all capped the second COCK hatkirby: Stopppppp gasmasque: Your phone just knows you too well tinylittlegremlin: thinking abt the comedic piotential of tormwenting star by asking him if his cute dentist is single hatkirby: he's NOT though, he mentioned his boyfriend the last time i saw him, so i am tormented nonetheless tinylittlegremlin: suffer in agony hatkirby: š« :Cry: azhdrake: Maybe he's poly hatkirby: i guess i don't know that! hatkirby: bees keeping the hope alive hatkirby: Lol tinylittlegremlin: star walking into the next desntist appointment like: how open are youb to polyamory toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfj hatkirby: hjgkj hatkirby: "also my top left molar hurts" toothpastecanyon: Just casual small talk
hatkirby: Man I'm gonna fall asleep at the dentist hatkirby: HELP my dentist finally came in and I forgot how pretty he is pallasvoid: :wheeze: hatkirby: LIKE he was putting his fingers in my mouth and I'm like I'm going to die pallasvoid: asjdkhglakgjh pallasvoid: star pallasvoid: star you're gay hatkirby: I ammmmmm help hatkirby: It's so funny hatkirby: I'm doing the male version of ovulating pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: gasmasque: fghjklkjhgfdfghj gasmasque: Star, there's nothing funnier than your gay panic hatkirby: XD hatkirby: That's such a funny sentence on its own gasmasque: I did a funny! :sunglarp:
azhdrake: Writing is good and fun hatkirby: that's true! or so i have read tinylittlegremlin: i want nap azhdrake: Currently writing a conversation where one of the characters is embodying the post thats "I will lie, cheat, and steal if it means getting out of a conversation I don't want to be in. My sense of ethical behaviour vanishes entirely when I want people to stop speaking to me. One time I pretended to not know what Egypt was so someone would stop talking to me about their vacation plans." tinylittlegremlin: i also want draw tinylittlegremlin: these conflicting desire sure do conflicts azhdrake: You can nap and then draw when you wake up tinylittlegremlin: but want draw now hatkirby: oh man if only i could do that azhdrake: Lie cheat and steal or write a conversation? hatkirby: get out of a conversation azhdrake: You can do it. I believe in you. hatkirby: [turns around and leaves without answering you] tinylittlegremlin: star nooooo azhdrake: That's the bitch!
azhdrake: Just realized the bit of my story I'm about to write can be described as "a blasphemous conversation about plumbing" which I appreciate hatkirby: every mario game azhdrake: o;fajoefjawf azhdrake: At least there's a plumber involved in those games. This is a blasphemous conversation about plumbing featuring absolutely no one who understands more about plumbing then I do without researching anything hatkirby: Hehe azhdrake: I'm having a good time writing hatkirby: i'm glad! that's a great feeling azhdrake: Things I will research for this conversation: The elephant's foot in Chernobyl hatkirby: Things I will not research for this conversation: Basic plumbing or water processing methods hatkirby: no this tracks hatkirby: you're researching the stuff that has more day-to-day applications azhdrake: Stuff that people will really notice if I get some random detail wrong hatkirby: i swear to god bees if you are even one micro-curie off on the amount of radiation dealt to that tumblr user's grandma in the chernobyl incident i will start holding B, ZR, and Down right now and gathjer energy and rage until i swee you in april and i will annihilate you will ever spell in my arsenal azhdrake: aflkjaoi;efjo;awjf
ToothPasteCanyon: star what if I get. Marmite ToothPasteCanyon: I just realised they sell it on amazon hatkirby: well. You will be judged hatkirby: but i think you should do it! ToothPasteCanyon: š¦ hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: i'm sorry tooth but you're opening yourself up to "š«µ British" ToothPasteCanyon: š š š ToothPasteCanyon: that's true ToothPasteCanyon: oh darn it I need to buy something else for free shipping hatkirby: union jack ToothPasteCanyon: shoots you dead hatkirby: kjhsfdkjhfsdkjf hatkirby: cackling
azhdrake: Fucking love rereading my shit gasmasque: Why isnāt this fucker writing? azhdrake: I'm really funny actually hatkirby: You are hatkirby: And I think thatā¦ and I donāt even live in your head! gasmasque: I donāt think Iāve read any of your fics, Bees azhdrake: Haunted and Hunted is my favorite of them, if you want to. No pressure if you don't azhdrake: It's also kinda long and there's some continuity errors hatkirby: Bees wrote a 60k ish fic that had a single line in it about alcor writing a motorcycle and I found it so funny that I wrote a fic about it hatkirby: Itās SO good hatkirby: H and H all say hatkirby: Say hatkirby: I hate my phone hatkirby: I hate typing gasmasque: Please sir, may I have a link? hatkirby: I am stacking I am screaming I am pulling out the Dick NO!!!ā hatkirby: I PRESSED ENTER ANY WAY SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH hatkirby: hi gasmasque: Star, youāre my favorite comedian azhdrake: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655/chapters/19989166 hatkirby: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655 azhdrake: Hah beat Star to it by a whole five seconds gasmasque: Impressive azhdrake: Did I google my own fic, fail to find it, and have to fuck through my email because I'm not logged onto AO3 on this computer? Maybe hatkirby: Sorry for my tardiness Iām sitting here malding at my phone for wait Wtf it is fine with the word MALDING but I canāt type gun without it autocorrecting to Dick azhdrake: oijgo;aefja;owfjaw hatkirby: Throwing my phone out the window
hatkirby: Well weāre doing kinnie karaoke on Halloween and you should teleport in for that! pallasvoid: :wheeze: pallasvoid: god I wish I could teleport in for that pallasvoid: but also I have a very beefy cold rn this bitch is so nutty tweaked hatkirby: Oh no azhdrake: Hmmm azhdrake: Ball.cure hatkirby: cum.hospital azhdrake: Just the one ball. Multiple balls.cure would be dangerous hatkirby: True hatkirby: Thereās a reason they say ātake one of these and call me in the morningā hatkirby: Why arenāt yāallās calling me out. Thatās not even the expression. Itās ātake two of theseā azhdrake: Doesn't it. Doesn't it depend on what the meds dosage is??? hatkirby: The canned expression tho hatkirby: Is take two pallasvoid: sorry I was work azhdrake: I didn't know there was one of those hatkirby: Void call me out hatkirby: Iām being evil azhdrake: I mean I can id you want hatkirby: Pls pallasvoid: .... I haven't heard that as a canned phrase pallasvoid: but I am familiar with "try this and come back in six weeks" pallasvoid: from personal experince azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: hatkirby: āTake two of these and call me in the morningā [hand you a pack of jawbreakers. Camera zooms out and you are at the only dentist in hell] azhdrake: Hell yeah I love jaw breakers! azhdrake: *skips into hell proper* hatkirby: Sorry did I forget to mention that theyāre suppository jawbreakers azhdrake: Sorry I can't hear you I've already left and am eating this candy hatkirby: >:((((( azhdrake: :)))))) hatkirby: Ok I knew there was something wrong with this plan