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hatkirby: yalls think this is gluten free
hatkirby: [picture of Cream of Wheat]
tinylittlegremlin: i- i dont believe so, star :blobnervous:
tinylittlegremlin: why is it 60 dollars
hatkirby: It's like 24 of them
tinylittlegremlin: :NervousSmile:
hatkirby: I bought these when I had my wisdom teeth surgery!
tinylittlegremlin: i... see
hatkirby: i was just eating smooth silky sugary farina all day every day
hatkirby: and jello!
tinylittlegremlin: but also gluten is, according to google, a wheat protein so no theyre probs not
hatkirby: no yes lol i was joking
tinylittlegremlin: y...um?
hatkirby: it is absolutely full of gluten
tinylittlegremlin: ok phew i thought so but i didnt wanna be an asshole if u werent
tinylittlegremlin: just to the brim
hatkirby: if i didn't know that after being gluten free for like two months i'd be worried
tinylittlegremlin: Nothing But Gluten
hatkirby: imagine i'm being gluten free and someone sees me eating a starbucks breakfast sandwich and they're like isn't that wheat bread and i'm like yeah. gluten free wheat bread
tinylittlegremlin: XD
hatkirby: no actually imagine it, do you think that would work 🥺
hatkirby: i want to go to starbucks tomorrow
tinylittlegremlin: nooo probably not 😔
hatkirby: :blobsob:
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hatkirby: https://beppo.online/@baka/110423339758447866
hatkirby: Happy D-ne Tuesday!
ickyickyicky: SHDJFJFHHGI
ickyickyicky: D-me Tuesday! Remember to be a lesbian and kiss women!
hatkirby: I'll go do that!!
ickyickyicky: Unfortunately I’m bisexual and bigender 😔
ickyickyicky: So like half way there
hatkirby: I dunno what tf I am but I'm probably not a lesbian. I can play one on Tuesdays tho
ickyickyicky: True!!!
ickyickyicky: Tuesdays I’m a woman and lesbian
ickyickyicky: I DID kiss my wife
hatkirby: 👌
ickyickyicky: So ya know succeeding so far
hatkirby: Pogging, even
hatkirby: I have not kissed a girl yet today (or at all for uhh six years)
ickyickyicky: “B-ko Chan your so poggers!”
ickyickyicky: You have to give yourself a kiss!
hatkirby: B-ko-chan that 360 no scope kiss was so cool 🥰
ickyickyicky: agshdhdjgfhfjfhv
hatkirby: True if I'm being a girl today I can kiss the mirror like marina "teen idle" diamandis herself
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hatkirby: did you know that the dog is supposed to be the dog owned by the dev team during the game's development? he had a name... i'm trying to remember
hatkirby: oswin
hatkirby: https://i.imgur.com/ZFSSHQy.jpeg
hatkirby: http://the-witness.net/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/IMG_1808.jpg
azhdrake: Oh that's really cute
hatkirby: weird seeing that second photo because johnny suck's piss bottle isn't there
azhdrake: what
hatkirby: Yeah I said words
azhdrake: You sure did
hatkirby: i walked to the secret ending to take this screenshot
hatkirby: https://storage.googleapis.com/beppo.online/media_attachments/files/111/297/764/257/444/827/original/2218a8fe4b7ca4ae.png
hatkirby: the piss jar
azhdrake: I see I see
hatkirby: it doesn't actually seem to be there in the wide shot... so i was wrong about that
hatkirby: anyway he's strapped in to a VR thing and presumably has a catheter in or something
hatkirby: oswin also not there in the secret ending
hatkirby: HELP https://www.pcgamer.com/you-decide-is-this-bottle-of-jonathan-blows-pee-real/
hatkirby: THIS IS LIKE FIVE DAYS BEFORE THE GAME CAME OUT
hatkirby: he tweeted a picture of the catheter pee bottle BEFORE the game came out
hatkirby: this is insane
hatkirby: did they only film the secret ending video like a week before the game came out????

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hatkirby: this is from like, five days before the game came out https://www.pcgamer.com/you-decide-is-this-bottle-of-jonathan-blows-pee-real/
hatkirby: did they only film the EEE video like a week before release
rever: What XD
evandar_: that's in EEE's video?
hatkirby: Yeah
evandar_: damn
evandar_: so yeah it looks like they did it last minute xD
hatkirby: yalls didnt know about jonny blow's piss jar?
evandar_: no
hatkirby: XD
hatkirby: yeah you can see it when he gets off the couch
rever: In the set of all sentences this is not one I expected to hear today

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hatkirby: ok so i'm talking to a couple of other witness nerds and they didn't even know about the piss jar. smh
azhdrake: Shaking my god damn head
azhdrake: For fucking shame
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toothpastecanyon: My friends!!!
toothpastecanyon: You’ll never guess what I am
azhdrake: FRUNCH
toothpastecanyon: im not French!!!!!!
toothpastecanyon: Je ne suis pas français!!!!
azhdrake: Lunee?
toothpastecanyon: What does that mean 👀
hatkirby: i gotta be honest i dont know WHAT the heck yalls are talking about !!!!!!
toothpastecanyon: Star are you missing that je ne sais quoi?
hatkirby: yeah i'm all fucked up
hatkirby: 🖕
toothpastecanyon: You’re absolutely demonic
hatkirby: tell me something i don't know
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Lingo#8106: :xx:
Lingo#8106: :wt: b??h viole?
Lingo#8106: :xx:
Lingo#8106: (4 6)
undalevein: both violet
hatkirby: bruh violet
undalevein: :09_purple_moment:
hatkirby: me when violet adds something crazy to AP witness
undalevein: in high school, I learned AP witness
hatkirby: ukhdsfkjsdhfkjsdhf
hatkirby: laughed out loud for real
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kf01: ["live laugh love" sign that reads "latch skip, stair snipe, girlboss"]
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ihnn: 100% low%
ihnn: Minimum non-counting panels
rever: N-
ihnn: @kem4470 get in here new category just dropped
rever: Also this is all EP low% technically
rever: All panel low% hmm
undalevein: ah yes
undalevein: All Panels Low%
undalevein: Get the lowest amount of panels by solving all panels
hatkirby: no panels high%. it's actually nothing because you can't get out of the tunnel
hatkirby: i am actually just sitting at work trying not to laugh out loud at the idea of no panels high%
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abgkiwi: i have had an email that opened 'Dear << Patientname >>,'
abgkiwi: it was from the nhs
abgkiwi: official emails become more and more like spam every day
hatkirby: now i know kiwi's real name !
brentonw: Somebody forgot the replacer is case sensitive! 😆
abgkiwi: oh god that's 1 of 200 pieces of information you need to access my wifi-controlled pacemaker!
abgkiwi: i'm statistically 0.5% more in danger!
hatkirby: adds your pacemaker to a ddos botnet
abgkiwi: i'm a fat man regis my heart can't take it
hatkirby: ok to clarify i meant as a MEMBER of a botnet, not that I would ddos your heart 😅
abgkiwi: editor's note i don't actually have a wifi pacemaker
hatkirby: "ddosing your heart" is like. something that a hopeless romantic would say in a cyberpunk story written by a tech bro
hatkirby: or something that I would say because it's funny
brentonw: This might be my favorite channel
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hatkirby: pissing myself laughing at this frame of this youtube video that i paused on
hatkirby: https://storage.googleapis.com/beppo.online/media_attachments/files/111/290/314/443/730/568/original/bace396a27e7cb91.png
pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze:
gasmasque: Damn, Mario’s stealing his brother’s boyfriend
._chroma_.: So long gay bowser
hatkirby: XD
hatkirby: Bowser splorts so hard that he flies off the stage and dies. Is this too nsfw to say
gasmasque: Mario’s skilled in many things
gasmasque: Including working a pipe
hatkirby: kjDHBFSKJHDFSJKSDH
hatkirby: the sound i just made
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pallasvoid: I need to read more shuuenpro
pallasvoid: I've just been so busyyyy
hatkirby: YES!!!!!!!!
hatkirby: :bowser little death:
hatkirby: WRONG STICKER
hatkirby: :surprised gay boy (c-ta):
azhdrake: afioeiaw
azhdrake: :bowser little death:
pallasvoid: :bowser little death:
hatkirby: Sorry you just told me you were gonna read shuuenpro and I got so excited that I came
pallasvoid: sdkjghldafgjkhafd
pallasvoid: i love this for you