toothpastecanyon: also I was wondering if you're a fan of turkey or just regular bacon sauce eka_caesium: what now eka_caesium: what sauce azhdrake: The bacon sauce™️ tinylittlegremlin: What bacon sauce tinylittlegremlin: We talkin grease or gravy toothpastecanyon: originally the joke was bacon milk but I worry in this situation it's not a diverse enough meal azhdrake: *The* bacon sauce eka_caesium: okay :blobnervous: tinylittlegremlin: Ah i see tinylittlegremlin: Tooth azhdrake: Gonna milk my bacon. toothpastecanyon: grem 💙 azhdrake: Squeeze it's little bacon udders. tinylittlegremlin: If the next time i go to That One Fancy Store and they have bacon milk hatkirby: :blobhyperthinkfast: tinylittlegremlin: Im blaming you toothpastecanyon: :blobsnuggle: azhdrake: Hey star azhdrake: Hello toothpastecanyon: star! toothpastecanyon: we love u!! azhdrake: Welcome to this completely normal conversation hatkirby: that cant be true bc you made me read "squeeze the bacon's udders" tinylittlegremlin: Hi star come talk with us about completley normal things toothpastecanyon: djsgljdslg toothpastecanyon: the budders tinylittlegremlin: Excuse u star its 'little bacon udders' tinylittlegremlin: The little is very important, its a descriptor hatkirby: hmm i don't know if it improves it at all toothpastecanyon: ;gfldgkd toothpastecanyon: it's udderly improved tinylittlegremlin: It doesnt have to improve things to be important azhdrake: Man I'm glad the place that I'm trying to get a job at has no way of knowing who I really am because I'm pretty sure that I would get mega fired for typing that sentence out even though I'm not even on board yet toothpastecanyon: It's alright I'm interviewing at a law firm tomorrow hatkirby: thats it im taking away all of yalls hall of fame privileges eka_caesium: Hahaha :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: none of you guys tell them I regularly say nutty tweaked and bacon udders ok tinylittlegremlin: Lmao hatkirby: you've milked your last meat hatkirby: 🔪 azhdrake: ejfaofejeoa;wfj;aeo hatkirby: YALLS azhdrake: I am fucking DYING hatkirby: SKJDFHKSDF toothpastecanyon: STAR eka_caesium: YES HAHAHAHA toothpastecanyon: I am SCANDALISED by what you've put on the hall of fame tinylittlegremlin: 😈 hatkirby: I'M MORTIFIED eka_caesium: GOOD tinylittlegremlin: UR WELCOME STAR hatkirby: expecting me to think things through before i say them at 9:30pm i mean really !
hatkirby: Happy C-ta Sunday! cymrin: happy c-ta sunday! celebrate by doing morally questionable things today ickyickyicky: \ o / hatkirby: I'm watching gaslight at beppo and I am thinking of Him cymrin: gfjfsfkfd ickyickyicky: LMFAO cymrin: I can’t remember, have you seen it before? <- this is not a gaslight joke, I just can’t remember hatkirby: Lsysks hatkirby: I have not ickyickyicky: Do we have plans to hang out tomorrow btw? ickyickyicky: Omg gaslight is really good hatkirby: Yeah I've been wanting to see it hatkirby: Tomorrow? ickyickyicky: For some reason I had a memory of us making plans but now I think I was just confused lol hatkirby: We made plans for today but then you cancelled ickyickyicky: Oh I meant for like all 3 of us hatkirby: Oh ickyickyicky: I remembered canceling for today ickyickyicky: Lmao sorry I just wanted to check but it sounds like no ickyickyicky: was gaslit by self into thinking I had plans hatkirby: I was gonna say this whole conversation is a minefield ickyickyicky: LMFAO cymrin: for real ickyickyicky: YEAH SORRRY cymrin: no you’re fine I think the whole conversation was really funny. we all contributed
toothpastecanyon: Guys I love the hall of fame posts they’re all incomprehensible roguechlnchllla: Sadly, the nfsw hall of fame is not up to the same impossible standard. tinylittlegremlin: Probs bc we never use it hatkirby: Damb now when we welcome ppl to the tau 18+ chat we really do just have to explain to them why we have an entire channel devoted to godmod saying omega cumslut
hatkirby: How many eggs do you think noted transphobe Bitch Hartman has cracked. Like he sucks so bad but keeps accidentally creating the TRANSest cartoons pallasvoid: looking back, Danny Phantom definitely tapped on my shell haha hatkirby: Haha hatkirby: Daniel Phaniel pallasvoid: ekjghliajfhdg hatkirby: I'm so funny today pallasvoid: you are <3 hatkirby: <3 pallasvoid: love that for you azhdrake: Morning hatkirby: I am funnier online. Irl I have just been sitting here yelling "exploding titties! Exploding titties!" For like five minutes
avespecora: tucks star in ever so gently avespecora: no it is bed time hatkirby: uwu pallasvoid: same hatkirby: Read me a bedtime fic avie avespecora: yes yes let's see..... avespecora: clears my throat and obnoxious amount avespecora: "Once upon a time there was a Dipper and he was a demon. Some fuckin wild shit happened man, you shoulda been there. Crazy. Anyway's I'm sure it worked out in the end. The End" hatkirby: Fzfakgskysgksk
hatkirby: TOOTH!!!! hatkirby: I am eating my three Egg Thursday toothpastecanyon: STAR toothpastecanyon: Omg!! toothpastecanyon: But it’s Monday silly! hatkirby: 🤔 hatkirby: Ah yes but someday it won't be! hatkirby: Checkmate atheists toothpastecanyon: It’s Thursday somewhere hatkirby: Ass eaten by occam's razor toothpastecanyon: Hrthhgjghgjgfjg hatkirby: "Eating ass" is really really funny to me bc like imagine the idea of just biting off someone's butt. But then I remember that it is a sex thing ncsjgs pallasvoid: ksjhdflkjahglajkhgr toothpastecanyon: Damn they took all the fun expressions hatkirby: 😔 azhdrake: "Gonna be eating ass tonight!" I say as I put my ham in the oven hatkirby: KGSTKDKHSLY toothpastecanyon: Hrqhffvergrg hatkirby: I am making noises hatkirby: Wait is that a sex thing too I thought that meant farting toothpastecanyon: Pfffft toothpastecanyon: No only SEX PEOPLE are allowed to make noise the rest of us must be SILENT hatkirby: No lol I meant the ham in the oven azhdrake: What? toothpastecanyon: oh I misunderstood fkfkfkfkfkfj azhdrake: Since when is "ham in the oven" mean anything other then cooking a ham? hatkirby: we are all a clueless mess toothpastecanyon: Hehehe azhdrake: Yeah I googled it and it's just recipies. hatkirby: ok i looked it up on urban dictionary and "ham in the oven" does mean farting pallasvoid: kjahsdkgjhadfg azhdrake: I stand corrected toothpastecanyon: ‘Hey thanks for coming to dinner I have a ham in the oven’ ‘GROSS’ hatkirby: "thank you for attending my soiree. if you'll take a look at the menu you will see that we are going to be eating ass tonight" toothpastecanyon: Omg hatkirby: dipper walks into the room and immediately walks out
azhdrake: Reading the "how to have a video appointment" blurb for my new doctor and > You must not be driving. If you are driving, your clinician will not complete the appointment. The fact that they feel the need to specify this is terrifying to me. hatkirby: hmm hatkirby: yes that is. Frightening hatkirby: "anyway doc i just crashed into a laundromat, any advice? blood work maybe?" azhdrake: jefoaijfoaew hatkirby: blood work? uh yeah i sure hope it does!
azhdrake: When I was at the U I was working for the Queer Student Cultural Center at the college and that was great. Loved everyone there. roguechlnchllla: Yeah, I might end up getting a part time job on campus at some point anyways. I just don’t need to, which is really great. hatkirby: hell yeah workin with the big gays! swbookworm: tbf one of the jobs was. very involved and actually technically full time once everything that went into it was factored in, but i did genuinely enjoy that one and it was *very* good for me in terms of social development (if that's the right term) so swbookworm: queer student cultural center sounds like a rly good place to work azhdrake: it was! Absolutely the best part of the University experience hatkirby: the job i did that was the most fun was backstage work for student productions, like it was a very time and energy consuming thing but i loved it a lot, like setting up and striking the shows, and i was often backstage during the shows as the stage manager, corralling performers and yelling about condoms swbookworm: ksdslkajdlskas thats great hatkirby: please ask me about the condoms azhdrake: Star 🤝 bees azhdrake: Yelling about condoms in their university jobs hatkirby: kjsdfhkjsdhfksd hatkirby: UR RIGHT azhdrake: I mean, I'm assuming that the condom thing is that people be fucking, but I could also see unlubricated condoms being used for various Theater Things™️ pallasvoid: god im waiting with bated breath for this condom story hatkirby: ok so it's sort of a common practice that when you're using wireless mics, you put the mic pack into a condom before you clip it on the performer so that they don't sweat onto the pack and break it, WHICH HAPPENS A LOT performers get sweaty when they're dancing around and being dramatique. and the thing is that people somehow kept breaking their condoms?? which is a really funny implication on its own. but it also meant that one time I had the unenviable job of walking to the campus convenience store and asking the clerk "hey do you have any unlubricated condoms?" and she gave me this tired, defeated look, shook her head and said, "no, baby. we don't have those." pallasvoid: dfljgaljhdfgkdjfhg swbookworm: kasjdklsfdhsds pallasvoid: :wheeze: swbookworm: that's somehow so much better than i anticipated pallasvoid: right?!?! hatkirby: :blobxd: hatkirby: theatre is fun pallasvoid: it is! pallasvoid: i miss it azhdrake: Theater IS fun!
azhdrake: I am....... sleepy azhdrake: SleeBee azhdrake: 😪 okay i was gonna do a thing but now I'm distracted by how terrible this "sleepy"emoji is azhdrake: *sheds single tear* I'm just so tired.... So tragic avespecora: 😴 azhdrake: Yeah that one's fine azhdrake: But avespecora: how does the sleeby tear lead to this 😔 avespecora: Crying before sleep avespecora: the usual azhdrake: As you do avespecora: 🤫 🥱 😪 😴 hatkirby: god im so sad that all of my friends get to run around at the mall and through rocks throw store windows but my mom says i have to go to bed at 8:30 and i'd just sneak out but i'm so hecking tired 😪 avespecora: elfksdhdkhgkhjdfkfdj toothpastecanyon: hgjfdlhj tinylittlegremlin: Lmao