hatkirby: did i smash a cursed harddrive with a hammer once or was that something i saw in a tv show dugamar: no idea but either way yes good justdogs: both perhaps hatkirby: lol. i *think* i did do that. but i'm not sure what would've been on it that i wanted to destroy so muCH ACTUALLY I REMEMBER NOW YES I DID DO THIS hatkirby: my friend had a hard drive filled with chatlogs between her and her horrible abusive ex so we went out in the middle of the night in a valley behind one of the academic buildings and we took turns smashing the hard drive with a hammer toothpastecanyon: oh YES SMASH IT dugamar: YELL YEAH justdogs: !!!!!! hatkirby: it turns out destroying objects is fun actually toothpastecanyon: yesss toothpastecanyon: is a good demon instinct toothpastecanyon: wait hwat hatkirby: :q_hereicome: hatkirby: wait hatkirby: but i'm a normal everyday human hatkirby: and some of my teeth i grew myself toothpastecanyon: yes!! ooo
hatkirby: doggo need sleep! hatkirby: also klfdshakjflasdfah thats awesome justdogs: :D justdogs: ikr justdogs: but staaar justdogs: memes! hatkirby: let your memes be dreams! toothpastecanyon: DREAM THE MEME justdogs: i toothpastecanyon: THEN MEME THE DREAM hatkirby: impossible to argue with that justdogs: want that on my gravestone
hatkirby: if i felt like I did a bad job explaining the treehouse timed laser door during my GDQ run, it doesn't compare at all to how bad a job I apparently did at explaining reference counting a decade ago https://www.fourisland.com/quotes/461 tinylittlegremlin: i love this quote snippet hatkirby: yay! i'm a new object! i exist! [<- something created just to be tormented] tinylittlegremlin: :owo: tinylittlegremlin: i will love it and hold it forever tinylittlegremlin: and place it in many many many situationsTm hatkirby: just like a pathetic fictional man! tinylittlegremlin: :blobaww: :owo: yeah... heehee hatkirby: puts dipper into a situation tinylittlegremlin: (reb) tinylittlegremlin: yes... Yes.... YES...! tinylittlegremlin: :smugne: hatkirby: it's quite an oblique situation hatkirby: oh..! and it seems he is not handling it well! [i am suddenly in a sportscaster's booth talking over a speaker system] tinylittlegremlin: (i am suddenly next to you) fascinating fascinating turn of events here really- lets see how this plays out! hatkirby: now wait a minute... do my eyes deceive me? is he succumbing? tinylittlegremlin: it appaers he may very well might be! hatkirby: and i thiiiink that's a sympathetic figure reaching out to him-- and he's lashing out! tinylittlegremlin: ooooooooo a bood move on his part- what will the sympathetic figure do next? will they retaliate? try again? give up? lets watch and see hatkirby: grem this is fascinating but i think i am bleeding from the eyes tinylittlegremlin: (hands you a tissue) likely effects from the lashing out- well be fine tinylittlegremlin: (someone walks into chat tomorrow morning to see us both slumped over foaming at the mouth in the announcers booth ) hatkirby: [it in fact turns out we've been below delta brainwaves for like three hours] tinylittlegremlin: [wheeze]
hatkirby: HHHHHUTRFHHGRGH BUBUU BUT H HUHH VGRSG HYYG hatkirby: [picture of a Morpho Knight plush] toothpastecanyon: :blurryeyes: toothpastecanyon: They’re flying off the shelves like a swarm of butterflies hatkirby: 7.9 inches how big is that hatkirby: Bigger than my dick toothpastecanyon: Cjfnfnfnf toothpastecanyon: 😳 hatkirby: OK I DIDN’T THINK THAT JOKE THROUGH hatkirby: IM NOT GOING TO FUCK MORPHO KNIGHT toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfjfjffkfk tinylittlegremlin: LABJLSGJLGSJHLBSJIBS tinylittlegremlin: IBUIS tinylittlegremlin: AKFHGK hatkirby: ALSO MY DICK IS INSIDE OUT ANYWAY tinylittlegremlin: i picked the worng tgime to awlk back in i think hatkirby: Help hatkirby: Hi grom toothpastecanyon: No you picked the right time tinylittlegremlin: hi guys hatkirby: I just want the Morpho Knight plush tinylittlegremlin: so star ur fucking morpho knight? tinylittlegremlin: happy 4 u congrats on the new relationsip hatkirby: And I don’t know how NO!!!!!!! toothpastecanyon: I love the Morpho knight plush :owo: toothpastecanyon: 🦋 hatkirby: I- I don’t know if Morpho Knight is capable of that! I think it’s the embodiment of death?? I don’t think that would be good for your genitals! hatkirby: Also I’m not attracted to butterflies why does everyone think I’m attracted to butterflies !!!!! toothpastecanyon: Um hot <- am I doing this right hatkirby: Performing necromancy to get a boner hatkirby: Yes hatkirby: Good job tooth! The situation is more awkward toothpastecanyon: Thank you :blobsmilehappyeyes: hatkirby: I’ve dug myself into a hole I cannot escape from toothpastecanyon: A 7.9 inch hole hatkirby: Morpho Knight doesn’t have big muscles and- TOOTH hatkirby: EHKEYJTW toothpastecanyon: >:3 hatkirby: [sobbing] i just wanted to make a joke about how my dick is the only thing around that size that I can visualise easily tinylittlegremlin: (imoressed applause) well played tooth, well played tinylittlegremlin: :blobhighfive: hatkirby: And now I’m married to the grim reaper toothpastecanyon: :blobhighfive: toothpastecanyon: This is one for the quotes website hatkirby: I’m throwing bombs at you both tinylittlegremlin: :3c hatkirby: Yeah lmao you’re right tinylittlegremlin: worth it toothpastecanyon: Worth it- 💥 tinylittlegremlin: o7 - 💥 toothpastecanyon: Hand in extremely funny hand tinylittlegremlin: 🤝 tinylittlegremlin: wee should audioify it hatkirby: Yeah ok you two are just holding hands and I’m the one that’s dying toothpastecanyon: You can hold hands with us too :blobsnuggle: tinylittlegremlin: yeah cus ur fucking the embodiment of desth- hatkirby: Because I’m DATING the GRIM REAPER toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfnf hatkirby: 😩 hatkirby: I’m desperate but not that desperate 😩😩😩😩😩😩
hatkirby: This game really is being like here have some friends hatkirby: Crown Tundra in particular goes so hard lol hatkirby: I'm so excited that I get to catch ultra breasts. I really hope I find Nihilego soon! hatkirby: ULTRA BEASTS***** avespecora: :blobamused: avespecora: me when m searching for a hot new gf hatkirby: Some absolutely buckwild tit action going on in pkmn rn hatkirby: FAJFAKGSL hatkirby: Good for you avie avespecora: ewlkdhfbgkj avespecora: that's an amazing typo avespecora: A++++ hatkirby: I guess I type breasts more often than I type breasts?? No idea hatkirby: BEASTS avespecora: LMAAAOOO avespecora: EFKDGVDKJ;GB hatkirby: Ok yeah my phone is having a good time avespecora: Good for ur phone
hatkirby: hello! rindomness: hi hi! gasmasque: Howdy hatkirby: welcome to the grownup chat! azhdrake: Hello! hatkirby: every time someone joins this chat my mind goes to "hehe we're grownups we talk about taxes" and then i think about "alcor commits tax fraud because he wants to feel normal" rindomness: jfdlskfjdslk he would wouldn't he gasmasque: It wouldn’t surprise me azhdrake: Alcor does the opposite of tax fraud sometimes, he pays taxes despite not being legally recognized as someone who should hatkirby: That's what I mean lol azhdrake: Oh I thought you meant he was raised by Grunkle Stan azhdrake: So like hatkirby: i think that is technically fraud because he is not a citizen anymore rindomness: it can be both! azhdrake: Tax Fraud as a "this is how you do things" sort of thing hatkirby: It can be both! switch off azhdrake: Dork hatkirby: grunkle stan doesn't commit tax fraud he just doesn't pay his taxes rindomness: that is true hatkirby: he would know how to commit fraud though azhdrake: apparently tax evasion can be considered a form of tax fraud hatkirby: oh! hatkirby: that makes sense gasmasque: Knowing Alcor he probably answers summons about doing people’s taxes all the time gasmasque: Gives him a nice little vacation from murdering cults hatkirby: dipper is like grunkle stan i want to pay my taxes because i want to be normal and stan is like "i'm glad you came to me, kid. here's what you do. get your tax money. put it in an envelope and address it to this PO box. what do you mean you know that's my PO box"
hatkirby: what if people didn’t associate love with the heart? what if they were like oh harold i love you with all of my spleen :blobaww: pallasvoid: akdjghdkjfh pallasvoid: I love you with both of my kidneys hatkirby: my small intestine is digesting so much when i am with you toothpastecanyon: I love you so much star my eyes explode every time they see you hatkirby: khgdshkfgkjgkj pallasvoid: askdjghlakjsgh hatkirby: nonhuman creature love pallasvoid: exactly yes azhdrake: I feel like there are definitely cultures that have associated gonads with love before azhdrake: I don't feel like googling it but it's like. Right there pallasvoid: i mean..... implying our culture kinda doesn't lol hatkirby: my balls create sperm at a frantic rate whenever you are near azhdrake: I mean we do but not the same way as the heart? hatkirby: Yeah that’s kind of an obvious one azhdrake: We have the weird taboo about it which most cultures historically haven't had. hatkirby: i ovulate every time we touch rindomness: Morning, what am I reading hatkirby: hello rin! azhdrake: Welcome to the 18+ chat!!!! azhdrake: Sometimes we talk about gonads!!! azhdrake: Mostly we don't though hatkirby: i swear we do not usually talk about gonads rindomness: Hfhfkfhfkd doomsdayfairy: hmm this sure is... a conversation pallasvoid: asdlghkadjfg pallasvoid: yeah this is an unusual one for the 18+ chat, ironically azhdrake: Aw yeah.... I made it weird. hatkirby: spermatogenesis jail for you doomsdayfairy: personally I store my love in the guts toothpastecanyon: Guys!!!! toothpastecanyon: Guts!!!! azhdrake: God googling things and hatkirby: My liver cleaves off a little bit of the prodrug part of lisdexamfetamine whenever we kiss, allowing some adderall to enter into my bloodstream and treat my adhd 🥰 azhdrake: RIP to you but I'm different pallasvoid: same Bees doomsdayfairy: oof azhdrake: Star I love you
hatkirby: i just ate a pickle and it was so good avespecora: mmmmmmmmm pickles..... avespecora: maybe i will go eat a pickle as well.... hatkirby: do it do it do it do it avespecora: oh..... avespecora: we have no pickles.... avespecora: 😭 hatkirby: oh NO hatkirby: i'm going to purchase and learn how to play a violin so i can play a song that adequately describes this moment avespecora: ashfdkfbjffjdkfd azhdrake: alfjia;owifeja;wlfo azhdrake: I'm sure that's the only reason that Star "Alcor Kinnie Extraordinaire" TAUchat is going to learn the violin. hatkirby: jkhsdfkjdshfk hatkirby: i'm being murdered
hatkirby: Hey void pallasvoid: star! hatkirby: Void can you imagine being a gamer. I'm rotating it in my mind hatkirby: Drinking mountain dew and saying stuff on stream that you have to apologise for. It's so fking hot hatkirby: Also I lost four hours of sleep last night and am feeling a little loopy why do you ask pallasvoid: kjdhfglkadjhfg pallasvoid: omg star you're right being a gamer must be sooooooo sexy hatkirby: :sunglarp: hatkirby: All the good ones are married 😔 pallasvoid: gkjahfdgkjhdf yeah
hatkirby: i find the slang terms for "muscular" to be the funniest things ever hatkirby: shredded? ripped? tweaked? jacked? hatkirby: its just. so good toothpastecanyon: alcor ripped some angel alcorian5305: I've never heard tweaked?? alcorian5305: Wtf how does that make sense hatkirby: how do any of them make sense? alcorian5305: "Tweaked" sounds like the opposite of muscular toothpastecanyon: aww lil angel is tweaked hatkirby: bab angel hatkirby: one one muscle toothpastecanyon: Omg just a tiny angel in the same pose toothpastecanyon: like comes up to lucy ann's knee, still rockin the sword n the armour toothpastecanyon: absolutely tweaked hatkirby: pfffffft hatkirby: i cant get over shredded toothpastecanyon: I would not like shredded muscles thanks toothpastecanyon: that sounds painful hatkirby: "yes i got prion disease so my muscles would be shredded" toothpastecanyon: PFFFFT OW aba_daba_do: Did you guys see the SNL skit that parodied Star Wars? “I heard that Kylo Ren is shredded. That Kylo Ren has a six pack.” aba_daba_do: That’s what I’m imagining rn but with TAU alcorian5305: I HEARD THAT ALCOR IS SHREDDED hatkirby: "yo i heard that Alcor the Dreambender is jacked to the moon" alcorian5305: THAT ALCOR HAS A SIXTEEN PACK hatkirby: mabel loses her mind laughing bc dipper is a scrawny kid toothpastecanyon: ~~alcor shows up with bleeding, shredded muscles and a six pack of soda~~ toothpastecanyon: 'DINNER GUYS :DDD' eka_caesium: Yeeesss toothpastecanyon: nobody eats alcor's dinner\ hatkirby: "bruh i read online that alcor is nutty tweaked" toothpastecanyon: even lane is like 'may I have candy' hatkirby: pfffft toothpastecanyon: NUTTY TWEAKED aba_daba_do: Don’t ever say Nutty Tweaked again eka_caesium: Star that's so cursed. hatkirby: >:D toothpastecanyon: N U T T Y T W E A K E D aba_daba_do: NO! hatkirby: T̩̯̪H̝̫̞I̯̖ͅS̼̫̭ ̝̝̞C̡̹͔U͏̱R̻̝͔S̴͇͙E̡͎ ̖̫̟I͉̣̰S̻͈̝ ͚̥M̻̲͇Į͎̩̰N҉̺̝̘E̙̹ ̯̜̙AL̶͇̭O͇͙̰N͏E̸ ̩͝T̠͍́O̥̟ ͈̝̲B̨͖͉E͇͝A̢̤̦R҉̖̤ͅ ͢N̩̞̖O̷̱̬ ̰L̖͈̺O͕͉͎N̷͎̠G͓̳͚E̱̺̜Ṛ̢̟͎