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toothpastecanyon: Dipper got noodle arms but he will crush you so hard your matter will collapse into a black hole
hatkirby: ok
hatkirby: i'm ready
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hatkirby: do you think about the fact that humans had a heart for centuries before they ever knew they did
azhdrake: Like. The blood pump?
hatkirby: yeah
hatkirby: centuries is an underestimate
hatkirby: a lot of time
azhdrake: I mean, we knew what hearts did way before we knew what brains did
hatkirby: do you think about the fact that humans had a brain for millennia before they ever knew they did
azhdrake: I do sometimes think about how egyptions making mummy's were like. "this bit's useless just pull it out the nose and toss it"
toothpastecanyon: Pffft
hatkirby: XD
hatkirby: don't need that shit in the underworld, all you do is sit around and play bingo and watch cartoons all day
azhdrake: lijwaf;oeja;owf
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azhdrake: Eridan was kinda weird for a supposed sea dweller
azhdrake: never went under water much
azhdrake: but fef
azhdrake: God DAMN did fef live underwater and have a deep sea goddess as a mom
hatkirby: feferi is glubbing around in the sea all dang day and helping cuttlefish and feeding creatures to the giant unknowable beast that lives at the bottom of the sea
azhdrake: Fef is good
hatkirby: eridan was too much of an incel to live in the water. the whole point is that he never got wet
azhdrake: Oh is THAT why that was
azhdrake: that went right over my head
hatkirby: oh i just made that up because i thought it sounded insane
azhdrake: It sounds.
azhdrake: Very inline
azhdrake: with hussie logic
hatkirby: true
hatkirby: oh no i'm understanding him...
azhdrake: I'm sorry
azhdrake: 🪦
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eka_caesium: Can I interest anyone in a 7lb bucket of sand and soda ash
hatkirby: Yes
hatkirby: Idk what that is but I want it
revya: Wow tasty :catjuice:
eka_caesium: excellent ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🪣
hatkirby: :herehecomes:
eka_caesium: ahgfdasdfghjlkj the tagline is "it doesn't make sense not to have one of these nearby, does it?"
eka_caesium: I'm sure it's very useful in your lab but also--lol
hatkirby: *me advertising a lame pair of pants* "I can't NOT put these on!"
eka_caesium: *wheeze*
eka_caesium: It's $3.75, can't beat that
azhdrake: I believe sand and soda ash is used to put out fires
hatkirby: well it can't possibly put out the fire inside my soul
hatkirby: or my acid reflux
azhdrake: jfailejfa
azhdrake: actually it would help with that theoretically
azhdrake: it's pretty basic
hatkirby: fair
azhdrake: Mind you, I feel like depending on the dose it might violently react with your acid and that would cause other problems, but in the end it would neutralize it
hatkirby: i want to cause nuclear explosions in my microbiome
swbookworm: Don't we all
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tinylittlegremlin: hi bees!!!
azhdrake: Hey Grem!
tinylittlegremlin: bees help i am thinking about technology again
tinylittlegremlin: also bees help it is super windy out
hatkirby: are you thinking about all of the objective-c code loaded into that ipad 🥺
tinylittlegremlin: whats objective-c code?
azhdrake: Because our planet rotates at an angle?
hatkirby: objective-c is the best programming language in the universe said literally no one except me because i think it is neat and i get canceled everytime i bring it up
azhdrake: And uneven heat distribution causes air currents to do things
hatkirby: it's the language apple used to use / sort of still uses for its software platforms
azhdrake: Oh you didn't ask why was it windty
azhdrake: You just stated a fact
hatkirby: no i think you effectively helped grem
azhdrake: Sorry about your wind, brah
hatkirby: you told them what was going on and helped them come to terms with why they're being blown comically off their feet toward a large tree
tinylittlegremlin: djkklgalkghajklgdf;
tinylittlegremlin: and yeah what star said
tinylittlegremlin: [gets blown away]
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azhdrake: God I was old enough to drink when GF ended and some of y'all be not even teenagers
notroxa: i say as if 21 isnt also a baby adult
notroxa: old ass /j
pallasvoid: adjskghkasdgjh I was like 18 or 19 when it ended, depending what month it was
gasmasque: It was February
hatkirby: mmm yeah I remember knocking back all those brewskis watching a triangle get set on fire
notroxa: feb 2016
pallasvoid: asjkdghksdgh STAR
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hatkirby: ƛ
tinylittlegremlin: oh that sounds fun
hatkirby: i could only find a lambda with a diacritic for some reason
eka_caesium: λ
hatkirby: i knew i could count on you
hatkirby: now we can do some lambda calculus
hatkirby: kjsdhfkjshdf i got confused because i'm watching an episode of golden girls while typing and they said "hot flashes" and i typed it
hatkirby: anyway lambda calculus time
hatkirby: λf.(λx. f(x x))(λx. f(x x))
eka_caesium: new high level kaomoji
hatkirby: :blobaww:
hatkirby: new emotion unlocked: the Y combinator
eka_caesium: wow!!
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hatkirby: happy homestuck day
pallasvoid: I was waiting on you to say this lol
pallasvoid: happy homestuck day
hatkirby: Haha
hatkirby: i'm a non-practicing homestuck but it's how i was raised
pallasvoid: dkjgfhalsdkgjhaghfj
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hatkirby: Dippy with a gift
hatkirby: For u all
rindomness: :O
tinylittlegremlin: :owo: ✨
eka_caesium: awwww
eka_caesium: Thanks Dipper!!!
tinylittlegremlin: 🌞 <- a gift for dipper as thanks
hatkirby: :blobaww:
eka_caesium: hey why is it dark outside now :blobnervous:
rindomness: uh oh
eka_caesium: where did the sun go :blobnervous: :blobnervous: :blobnervous:
tinylittlegremlin: Dont worry abt it!! :D
azhdrake: You did not let dipper eat the sun right as winter was ending
rindomness: it's dipper's now eka don't worry it's fine
tinylittlegremlin: Who said dipper ate it???
hatkirby: Well I think my psychic heart nosed bat deserves little a sin as a treat
azhdrake: If it gets one degree colder I'm ending everythng
hatkirby: Sun*****
rindomness: no no no
rindomness: stick with the first one
rindomness: it's already been said
tinylittlegremlin: [Carefully and slowly puts away the giant ice machine]
hatkirby: Well maybe he deserves that too
hatkirby: The son
hatkirby: Sin
rindomness: jfdlskafjskfjls
azhdrake: hxkulHL
rindomness: STAR
hatkirby: My PHONE
tinylittlegremlin: Dipper deserves a som too, yes
rindomness: STAR HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU MISSPELL A 3 LETTER WORD
tinylittlegremlin: To cherish
tinylittlegremlin: And kove
tinylittlegremlin: As any adult should
azhdrake: Give the bat little a Jesus, you know, as a treat
tinylittlegremlin: Shajsbskavaksba
hatkirby: Listen, I u and o are all right next to each other on the keyboard
rindomness: fair fair
tinylittlegremlin: You said it star!!!!
hatkirby: Ok but I don't know if Dipper's going to know who Jesus is, he wasn't raised that way
hatkirby: In fact he was raised to soon
hatkirby: SIN
hatkirby: I'm gonna scream
tinylittlegremlin: Yes hebwas raised too soon to
rindomness: STARRRRR
azhdrake: I realize he's Jewish but I don't think you can
azhdrake: yeah he was raised 2000 years ago
azhdrake: no Jesus there
azhdrake: too early
hatkirby: Lol
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azhdrake: I love finding websites that just blatantly lie
azhdrake: Looking up snakes for reasons and this website is claiming cuban boas are a) about twice as long as they actually seem to be and b) a different conservation status then they actually are
azhdrake: Wow I found a different website that made them even longer and more endangered.
azhdrake: People be lying about snakes
hatkirby: it's not how long the snake is, it's how you use it
hatkirby: herpetologists will be like my snake is soooo long and in danger of dying out, if only there was someone who could help it out ;)
azhdrake: ;oajfaowefjaiwjfeaw