eka_caesium: Pleased to announce that this scream fortress I have changed and grown as a person, and so will no longer be abandoning my teammates to the skeleton king eka_caesium: Probably
eka_caesium: Remember when you drew me an eyeball jar with a "4eka" tag. . .what changed :blobcry: tinylittlegremlin: You ate my alcors!! tinylittlegremlin: Also you still have that i took different eyes eka_caesium: The atrocities don't count when I do them
tinylittlegremlin: 👁️ tinylittlegremlin: hi star! tinylittlegremlin: how r u hatkirby: I know how to say eye in japanese tinylittlegremlin: oh? hatkirby: め eka_caesium: !!! tinylittlegremlin: woah tinylittlegremlin: looks like a lil chopstick w a noodle tinylittlegremlin: or a funny hat hatkirby: it's pronounced "me" eka_caesium: me! tinylittlegremlin: haha hatkirby: you! tinylittlegremlin: yes that is you! tinylittlegremlin: XD hatkirby: イカは目です hatkirby: "eka is an eyeball" tinylittlegremlin: which parts eka hatkirby: イカ eka_caesium: :blobaww: tinylittlegremlin: [points] woah!!! tinylittlegremlin: its eka realized in a differnt language/form! hatkirby: magic ✨ tinylittlegremlin: ✨ tinylittlegremlin: wow! :blobaww: tinylittlegremlin: so star watcha upta hatkirby: ガレムは悪魔です hatkirby: grem is a demon ^ tinylittlegremlin: :blobaww: hey wait :blobglare: eka_caesium: lies!!!!!! hatkirby: 😇 tinylittlegremlin: no telling lies about me!!!!! tinylittlegremlin: >:( hatkirby: all i do is tell lies tinylittlegremlin: thank u eka youve got my back! hatkirby: it is my wicked way
tinylittlegremlin: Look tinylittlegremlin: Looooook tinylittlegremlin: Im sure the reason the battery drains so fast is bc the phone is old tinylittlegremlin: Not. Not any other reason. tinylittlegremlin: 25 eka_caesium: Okay I believe you Grem! <--does not know anything about phones azhdrake: I mean old batterys do be doing that azhdrake: it's frustrating tinylittlegremlin: 24 azhdrake: god damn Grem is dying before our eyes tinylittlegremlin: Down i go hatkirby: :blobaww: azhdrake: :blobcry: azhdrake: Hey star what the fuck tinylittlegremlin: Deflating.... azhdrake: our DEAR freidn Grem is DYING hatkirby: arent we all dying together 🥰 azhdrake: and you :blobaww: tinylittlegremlin: 23 azhdrake: Star you're imortal eka_caesium: hand in unlovable hand hatkirby: whats dying azhdrake: You insensitive jerk hatkirby: i have been misinformed tinylittlegremlin: *wheeze* hatkirby: google says dying isn't good tinylittlegremlin: 22 azhdrake: Well it really depends on *whos* dying azhdrake: like. There's a few people that could use to die. Just a little. As a treat. hatkirby: but grem isn't one of them. got it azhdrake: Yeah Grem is great and wonderful and I love them hatkirby: which person can i kill :alcorstab: tinylittlegremlin: 21 azhdrake: Here's a list: https://www.visualcapitalist.com/worlds-richest-billionaires-over-the-past-10-years/ azhdrake: Go ham hatkirby: cant believe that when i kill people they die. i was so misinformed azhdrake: jcfawjefoaiwjfe; hatkirby: thank u!! this is very helpful
tinylittlegremlin: Uuurgh why do i feel so awful... eka_caesium: It's a mystery tinylittlegremlin: Hrm... hey! tinylittlegremlin: Wait!! tinylittlegremlin: My sketchbooks!!! tinylittlegremlin: Whered they go??? eka_caesium: Tornado tinylittlegremlin: Huh tinylittlegremlin: Awful clean in here for a tornado eka_caesium: Extremely specific tornado eka_caesium: You know how global worming is eka_caesium: asfc;dglkfhjgf; worming eka_caesium: I'm keeping that
tinylittlegremlin: and so the cluntdown begins tinylittlegremlin: ...countdown hatkirby: and so the CUNTDOWN BEGINS !!!!!!!! yassss!! tinylittlegremlin: aw fuck i thought you were asleep this countdownis gonna be shorter than i thouhgt hatkirby: me when i scheduled my bottom surgery hatkirby: oh? tinylittlegremlin: ndsjkfnkasnfjdklsahfjkdlsafs swbookworm: ohsDLKAJSHDFJ
hatkirby: yalls hatkirby: i woke up this morning to a kudos on one of my fics hatkirby: but specifically a fic that i wrote nine years ago and which did not have any kudos until this morning toothpastecanyon: wow azhdrake: Damn hatkirby: literally the rarest of all kudos and it sent a chill through my body because it's the slash fic i wrote about my algorithms professors as a joke toothpastecanyon: omg hatkirby: who tf is going on ao3 and searching for the ceo of duolingo azhdrake: Rxtcfugibijobc gasmasque: People did ship the duolingo owl and Hooty so I’m not surprised hatkirby: yeah but like at least those are characters... who was like um luis von ahn, the man the myth the legend? i wanna see if he can get laid gasmasque: “Hmm, I wonder what the duolingo fandom has in store. Oh my, there’s some excellent ships here!” azhdrake: Big questions from the guy who was like "I'm going to write about this man getting laid" hatkirby: :blobfree: hatkirby: assassinate me why not hatkirby: it was mostly an excuse to write computer science jokes azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: azhdrake: Then parish