pallasvoid: awake.... hatkirby: Yeah... pallasvoid: i wanna go back to bed hatkirby: Grabs your but the orb few and deaths your into hex pallasvoid: ..... yep I'll nod to that pallasvoid: *nods* gasmasque: Star is sleepy talking pallasvoid: either that or his phone is back on its bullshit pallasvoid: or both hatkirby: I think it's a bit of both hatkirby: Well that one came out fine gasmasque: What did you mean to say? hatkirby: I was trying to say I'm grazing you by the arms and caring you back into beef hatkirby: Better that time pallasvoid: i nearly spat out my coffee reading that one hatkirby: Gdkskgdlh gasmasque: I love being cared into beef pallasvoid: same hatkirby: I'm here to help!
hatkirby: one time my friend asked me to hack her pokemon emerald cartridge to change her gender from male to female, and I did it but somehow it deleted two pokemon from her PC and i said well i guess that's equivalent sexchange gasmasque: A worthy sacrifice hatkirby: thinking about it more. i guess she lost two poke balls hatkirby: this happened like six years ago and I only just now thought of that part of the joke. i am cackling gasmasque: The best humor comes in time
azhdrake: grem zeppelin hatkirby: a zeppelin, eh? i've heard that there's one made out of lead tinylittlegremlin: XD gasmasque: Good sir, I think you mean led /s hatkirby: oh right. a led, eh? i've heard that there's one made out of lead gasmasque: A common misconception tinylittlegremlin: wheeze tinylittlegremlin: [both bc funny and bc eka is not where an eka is sUPPOSZED TO BE} azhdrake: I think Grem lied, feel like lead led is an abnormal thing to be in a human ToothPasteCanyon: I think you mean a lad :sunglarp: azhdrake: Oh well a lad is a different story azhdrake: Perfectly normal to have a lad in you hatkirby: 😳 gasmasque: Ba dum tss hatkirby: w-well tinylittlegremlin: h-help.... wheeze..... guuurghll.................. gasmasque: sigh if only hatkirby: 😳 😳 😳 😳 azhdrake: It took me a moment to realize what was blush worthy because I was too busy thinking about gut bacteria to remember gay sex hatkirby: KJFDHSKJF hatkirby: SORRY THAT I THINK ABOUT ONE THING gasmasque: Bees. Never change, lol eka-caesium: Yeah I was so caught up in the euphoria of being parasitic towards gremlins I missed that one hatkirby: i was gonna say bees where do you live btw where this is normal and can i have some
hatkirby: Literally today has been an all-star day. buff alcor was THIS MORNING. can you believe it? that felt like 300 years ago. tinylittlegremlin: nothing but bangers avespecora: It weirdly does sjdhdvs ToothPasteCanyon: alcor frequently is like 'that felt like 300 years ago' and lucy ann is like because it was dipstick avespecora: feel like a while ago avespecora: LMAO hatkirby: saw that coming. Googoo Gaga Boobie Waaahhh ToothPasteCanyon: star you're omnicient it's not fair 😔 gasmasque: Star loves quoting my nephew hatkirby: i'm deleting the tau chat
hatkirby: at least if I have any enemies I can be like "I cast candida upon ye" and rub my forehead on theirs hatkirby: and then we start making out. unfortunately tinylittlegremlin: gross! youll get cooties /j hatkirby: i'm the one giving THEM cooties hatkirby: C A N D I D A tinylittlegremlin: grem: spreading candida is fine but i draw the line at makeout
hatkirby: Watched some insane yaoi earlier hatkirby: Like everyone was plural in very confusing ways and it was written like an rpg maker game like it’s kind of awesome hatkirby: They’re like your alternate you is still inside of you, he’s waking up and I want to help you but I still have amnesia from that time my alter got hypnotized by the moon and fell out a window, and also we run a little errands club at gayboy university where everyone is a gay boy but wait… this guy is kissing another guy?? What?? ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjf omg that is wild azhdrake: A man missing another man at gayboy U???? The scandal hatkirby: 😳😳😳😳😳
ToothPasteCanyon: Hi my friends :owo: gasmasque: Buenos dias, Tooth! ToothPasteCanyon: Star! :blobaww: gasmasque: Yes, that is me. Everybody’s favorite demon. ToothPasteCanyon: Wow!! Are you speedrunning the witness! gasmasque: Definitely. gasmasque: Why I dare say I’m speedsprinting it pallasvoid: awake.... gasmasque: Morning, Void pallasvoid: it sure is hatkirby: Yeah… hatkirby: I’m everyone’s favorite demon? :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: :owo: ToothPasteCanyon: You are!!! ToothPasteCanyon: You’re Alcor after all :3 pallasvoid: ☝️ gasmasque: ☝️☝️☝️ hatkirby: :owo: hatkirby: :smol_alcor: hatkirby: I suppose that explains my witness behavior pallasvoid: it do hatkirby: What about my short behavior hatkirby: Sleepy* pallasvoid: jhdfgkadjfhg pallasvoid: natural disposition hatkirby: I act a lot shorter than I am 😔 pallasvoid: same pallasvoid: i just slouch a lot tho pallasvoid: speaking of!!!! pallasvoid: 🦐 ✅ pallasvoid: EVERYONE STOP SHRIMPING hatkirby: Yeah my spine is a slinky hatkirby: I’m not sucking at the moment though because I’m lying down hatkirby: Slouching hatkirby: SLOUCHING hatkirby: 😳 pallasvoid: kasdjhgklajgh pallasvoid: shame you're not sucking hatkirby: 😔 pallasvoid: wanna fix that lololol pallasvoid: jk jk pallasvoid: >:3c hatkirby: Sad morning ik ik
hatkirby: Fell back asleep and had a quick dream that it was a holiday called F Day and i was like wtf but there’s two days off ToothPasteCanyon: Gjfjfjf azhdrake: Friday and Fuckday hatkirby: Looking forward to them both
pallasvoid: ALSO I got the new moblie layout and I DETEST IT ToothPasteCanyon: Hi cod :owo: hatkirby: Oh no hatkirby: A new mobile Labour? hatkirby: Playboy? ToothPasteCanyon: I can’t believe my wonderful friend is an FPS hatkirby: LAYOUT? ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjdjdjd pallasvoid: KSDJHGKADJH pallasvoid: and yeah it's bad lemme get a screenshot pallasvoid: Image pallasvoid: i have 0 clue why these emojis are there ToothPasteCanyon: Oh jeez the Fuck pallasvoid: yeah pallasvoid: it updated when I was on VC with some larp friends in that server and I could not contain my verbal disgust hatkirby: When will people in charge of big platforms learn that no one ever like big redesigns hatkirby: It has Never happened hatkirby: That people like the big redesigns hatkirby: Except for me redesigning my personal website for my friends in the years 2007-2012 hatkirby: It was epic of me to do that pallasvoid: agreed you are the exception hatkirby: Yeah because I’m god’s special boy and he had to punish me so that his favouritism could go unchecked pallasvoid: oh what a mood ahhaha
azhdrake: I should. Really eat something today. Considering yesterday I had one small meal, three bites of ramen, and a nutrition shake Hatkirby: Bees azhdrake: I'm sick! azhdrake: I'm not hungry! Hatkirby: Hands you royal jelly but like the masc version pallasvoid: adskjghlakdsjgh azhdrake: olaifjcoawejifaow azhdrake: I don't wanna be royalty.... ToothPasteCanyon: Wow… bee T… gasmasque: 👑 Hatkirby: It doesn’t really make you royalty it just makes your hormone producing organs massive and makes you live longer than other young adults ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjfi Hatkirby: It’s like when people say yassss king slay azhdrake: just like a drag king Hatkirby: Jerk yeah Hatkirby: Hell * azhdrake: olijliuhukfrteds Hatkirby: Nooooo