#302 Up +21/-17 Down November 14 2009 at 01:56:25 am EST
[20:50:36] * Starla Alice Insigna is listening to SCREAM AND ****ING RUN AWAY YOU ****
[20:51:12] Starla Alice Insigna: not really im listening to Scream And Run Away
[20:51:32] Starla Alice Insigna: i really made myself giggle there
[20:51:39] * Starla Alice Insigna continues talking to herself for a few minutes
[20:51:48] Starla Alice Insigna: lol
[20:51:54] Starla Alice Insigna: i talk to myself oftenly
[20:51:56] Starla Alice Insigna: like a cat
[20:51:58] Starla Alice Insigna: meow
[20:52:00] Starla Alice Insigna: meow mix
[20:52:08] Drifty: Um, are we having a normal conversation?
[20:52:41] Starla Alice Insigna: meow
#301 Up +22/-15 Down November 08 2009 at 12:57:23 am EST
[19:51:32] SAI: I'm a cat
[19:51:37] Drifty: Yes, you are

(changed into)

[19:51:44] SAI: I'm an awesome person
[19:51:37] Drifty: Yes, you are
#300 Up +15/-17 Down November 03 2009 at 12:27:51 am EST
[7:14:32 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: Oh noez! An unknown number just called me!
[7:16:38 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: O_O And they called me again....
[7:16:46 PM] Drifty: O_O
[7:16:49 PM] Drifty: DId you answr?
[7:19:00 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: No, I didn't
[7:19:02 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: Scarrry
[7:19:08 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: i hope they dont call again
[7:23:26 PM] Drifty: Why don't you answer and see who it is?
[7:23:38 PM] Drifty: If they are weird, just pretend you don't speak English
[7:23:40 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: Because then it could be scary person and I would die in 7 days? :P
#298 Up +25/-22 Down October 30 2009 at 03:31:41 pm EDT
Student: Look at him! He's a Tellytubby!
Hatkirby: Well, look at my costume! Don't you love it?
Student: ....
Hatkirby: I'm dressed up as me. It's a bold statement, but I think I can pull it off.
Student: ....
Hatkirby: Yeah, I really wanted to dress up as Lady Gaga.
Student: So why didn't you?
Hatkirby: I.... forgot?
#297 Up +18/-21 Down October 24 2009 at 01:14:34 pm EDT
[9:03:00 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap
[9:03:33 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: O_O
[9:03:41 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright is listening to Wait It Out by Imogen Heap
[9:03:46 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: that. was. weird. :P
[9:04:32 AM] Pyro: what?
[9:05:09 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: when I said
[9:05:15 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap
[9:05:21 AM] Pyro: :)
[9:05:28 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: Why is Skype still calling me "Slipperless In Suburbia"?
[9:05:44 AM] Pyro: ?
[9:05:57 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: that quote there says my name is "Slipperless In Suburbia"
[9:06:00 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: that was my name yesterday
[9:06:20 AM] Pyro: don't see it
[9:06:44 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: [9:05 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: [9:03 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap
[9:07:32 AM] Pyro: [9:03 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap
[9:08:12 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: [9:03 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap
#296 Up +21/-18 Down October 23 2009 at 11:30:37 pm EDT
Mario333: Oh my gato!
#295 Up +16/-17 Down October 21 2009 at 12:03:31 am EDT
Teacher: What other example can I give of an adverb modifying an adverb?
Student: How about really really fast?
Student 2: OH OH I KNOW!!!!! Awesome... zoo!
Student: I don't think [Student 2] should be allowed to talk anymore.
#294 Up +13/-17 Down October 21 2009 at 12:01:50 am EDT
Penny: Can I borrow the dictionary?
Hatkirby: Okay. Aha! Caught you now!
Penny: ...okay, here it is.
Hatkirby: Oh, lol, I thought it was Winnie The Pooh.
Penny: Yeah, me too.
Hatkirby: *sung to the Winnie The Pooh tune* Winnie The Pooh! It contains words! ....interesting words....
#293 Up +14/-18 Down October 19 2009 at 03:38:23 pm EDT
Hatkirby: Okay, we need to fill out this sheet.
Hatkirby: How much does he pay for his house?
Student: Nothing!
Hatkirby: He's a hobo?
#292 Up +22/-20 Down October 08 2009 at 03:42:14 pm EDT
Student: I want to make my cursor look all pretty.
Student 2: Just Google it and you'll find something.
Student: Oooh! How does this work?
Student 2: It's JavaScript.
Student 3: That's the same thing as Java, right?
Student 2: Yeah.
Hatkirby: Umm.... actually, JavaScript and Java are two completely different things.
Student 2: Actually, the difference between JavaScript and Java is like the difference between C and C++.
* Hatkirby mentally curses Netscape for naming JavaScript