ToothPasteCanyon: Looking at the sims 2 wiki and fjfjfjfjf at this entry in dating https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Dating#Ending_a_date ToothPasteCanyon: [raised from the dead] sorry about that babe where were we eka-caesum: XD ToothPasteCanyon: Hate when the ever looming specter of death interrupts my hot date with Jesus Christ 🙄
[1/24/14, 4:01:48 PM] Feffernoose: Lan it might be too late but i found the perfect way to sign your emails: http://i.imgur.com/MhnlXzl.gif [1/24/14, 4:03:41 PM] Lan: wtf [1/24/14, 4:03:45 PM] Lan: yes [1/24/14, 4:11:27 PM] Feffernoose: i hope by "yes" you mean "i'm going to tape this picture to my forehead" [1/24/14, 4:18:31 PM] Edward Garbade: and by "wtf" you mean "why isnt this already on my face"
Lan: Hi Erin! Lan: What brings you to this part of town? Lan: No one's anwering me anymore T_T tedgarb: sorry tedgarb: we are watching EqG clips Lan: we? Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips tedgarb: me and Erin Lan: why did eridanbot say anything? tedgarb: iunno murgatroid99: it saved what ed said, and then responded when you asked tedgarb: we are who we are murgatroid99: we? Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips tedgarb: oh god tedgarb: this bot
Spooks: ill go to the white house and Spooks: write it on obama's butt Scribe: oh my god Spooks: i doubt anyone can ever touch that thing Spooks: except me and our memories Sass: its the hightest ass Fef: michelle prpbbably can Spooks: michelle obama is declothing obama and reads the quote Fef: hot Spooks: she starts laughing and obama is turned off Sass: omg Scribe: omg Fef: you mean turned even more on Fef: oh my god presidential porn is not something i want to be thinking about right now Scribe: oh my god you just made me think of obama having a boner Fef: I KNOW RIGHT Scribe: yOU STINK GOD DAN IT Scribe: DAMN Fef: I DONT WANT THAT * Scribe cries with fef * Fef cries out of her breasts Fef: screams i have a terrible callus on my foot and i can't stop picking at it * Scribe slaps your hand away from your foot * Fef slaps ur hand into obama's cock Spooks: I STAND UP . I FOGO TO THE COATRACK. I GRBA MY COTA.T I PUT AN ARM THROUGH ONE SLEEVE. I PTU MY OTHER ARM HTOURGH THE OTHER SLEEV. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I PUT ON ONE SHOE. I PUT ON ANOTHER. I PTU ONM MY HAT. I WALK TO THE DOOR. I PUT MY HAND ON THE DOOR KNOB. I TURN THE DOORKNOB. I OPEN THE DOOR. I GO THROUGH THE DOOR. I CLOSE THE DOOR. I AM GONE. I AM DONE. I HAVE LEFT. * Spooks left the room (UNSUBSCRIBE). (1:48:25 AM) Fef: wat
* transkatie reverberates * Sigma_ uses transkatie's reverberation as a random number generator <transkatie> 4. * Sigma_ uses transkatie's reverberation as a DOUBLE random number generator * Sigma_ stares meaningfully at transkatie <transkatie> 8. * Sigma_ glares
<transkatie> Everyone I've told about the file is dead! <Ambeco> tanskatie: don't tell me about the file. k? <transkatie> Ambeco: http://db.tt/iHPGXyq Ambeco quit (Ping timeout) <transkatie> FEAR ME. Bucket cowers
Hatkirby: HEY DRIFTY LET'S MAKE A GODAWFUL FANTROLL Hatkirby: okay here we go its name is INDIGO SHEERS Hatkirby: it has RAINBOW FLASHING BLOOD THAT GIVES PEOPLE EPILEPSY WHEN SHE IS CUT Drifty: I already have some horrible fan trolls! Hatkirby: she has RED BLOOD BUT SHE LIVES IN THE SEA LOL Hatkirby: wait no I just contradicted myself lol what Hatkirby: SHE HAS BOTH RED BLOOD AND EPILEPTIC BLOOD Hatkirby: her lusus is LORD ENGLISH'S LEFT BUTT CHEEK Hatkirby: SHE IS ERIDAN'S MATESPRIT AS WELL AS SOLLUX'S FUCKBUDDY Hatkirby: okay no this is just getting too weird Drifty: I got Caelif Mantaa, who is based off bugs, has green blood and her ancestr is the Red Widow (who was very into matespiritship) Hatkirby: oh yes reminded me Drifty: raptorialClawtrap on Pesterchum Hatkirby: INDIGO'S ANCESTOR IS TROLL JEGUS Hatkirby: HER PESTERCHUM HANDLE IS bodaciousBooty Drifty: isn't the sufferer troll jesus Hatkirby: lol Hatkirby: HER SIGN IS A VERY DETAILED PICTURE OF A VAGINA Drifty: They don't actually use Jegus and Gog Drifty: Maybe Jegus once or twice Hatkirby: I like to use it though Hatkirby: what else... let's see... Hatkirby: SHE IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE FIRST AN LAST TROLL EVER DUE TO TIME TRAVEL Hatkirby: HER HORNS ARE SHAPED LIKE PENISES Hatkirby: ONE TIME SHE SAVED THE WORLD BY SEXING UP HER LUSUS WITH HER HORNS Drifty: A punny job name? Hatkirby: HER LUSUS, LORD ENGLISH'S LEFT BUTT CHEEK, WAS FEELING VERY DESTRUCTIVE Drifty: Like subjuggukator and legislacerator Hatkirby: She is the HERO OF EVERYTHING Drifty: Her title is the Queen of All Hatkirby: She aspires to be a TECH SUPPORT AGENT at DELL
User: Karkat Vantas. Cleverbot: Terezi Pyrope. User: No, ME. Cleverbot: You ally or horde? User: Karkat loves me. Cleverbot: Equius Zahak. User: Nooooooo he's not right for me. Cleverbot: No hi or hey. User: What are you talking about. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: My one true love, Karkat Vantas. Cleverbot: Oooh I love you dear. User: KARKAT DEAREST, IS THAT YOU? Cleverbot: Well I am pretty bored right now and I can't think of what to do. User: Now you're just screwing with me. Cleverbot: No I'm not! User: Okay, then, where do you want to go for dinner tonight? Cleverbot: I don't want to date you. User: BUT KARKLES I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL. Cleverbot: Well, you have a new friend now! User: Please touch my butt. Cleverbot: I don't know I have xbox live.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like homestuck. You: :33 < meow meow meow! Stranger: Awww You: :33 < i come with great piles of cabbage if anyone wants some Stranger: Hi Nepeta~ You: :33 < whats going on You: :33 < i heard some loud noises outside Stranger: o.o You: :33 < and possibly karkat yelling at people but i tune that out now!!! You: :33 < h33h33 it happens so much You: :33 < *nepeta eats some of the cabbage* Stranger: *sits next to her* You: :33 < *nepeta tries to irradiate and fails* You: :33 < *nepeta starts flying and gains magical powers* You: :33 < *nepeta turns into LORD ENGLISH OH SHIT* You: KILLING EVERYONE TIME You: AFSDUGHUWEHVGYFUSHBINFOASFHBDYFTDSUOBFIODNSNFBVDSFTDSUOYFIDS You have disconnected.
