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hatkirby: Fell back asleep and had a quick dream that it was a holiday called F Day and i was like wtf but there’s two days off
ToothPasteCanyon: Gjfjfjf
azhdrake: Friday and Fuckday
hatkirby: Looking forward to them both
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pallasvoid: ALSO I got the new moblie layout and I DETEST IT
ToothPasteCanyon: Hi cod :owo:
hatkirby: Oh no
hatkirby: A new mobile Labour?
hatkirby: Playboy?
ToothPasteCanyon: I can’t believe my wonderful friend is an FPS
hatkirby: LAYOUT?
ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjdjdjd
pallasvoid: KSDJHGKADJH
pallasvoid: and yeah it's bad lemme get a screenshot
pallasvoid: Image
pallasvoid: i have 0 clue why these emojis are there
ToothPasteCanyon: Oh jeez the Fuck
pallasvoid: yeah
pallasvoid: it updated when I was on VC with some larp friends in that server and I could not contain my verbal disgust
hatkirby: When will people in charge of big platforms learn that no one ever like big redesigns
hatkirby: It has Never happened
hatkirby: That people like the big redesigns
hatkirby: Except for me redesigning my personal website for my friends in the years 2007-2012
hatkirby: It was epic of me to do that
pallasvoid: agreed you are the exception
hatkirby: Yeah because I’m god’s special boy and he had to punish me so that his favouritism could go unchecked
pallasvoid: oh what a mood ahhaha
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azhdrake: I should. Really eat something today. Considering yesterday I had one small meal, three bites of ramen, and a nutrition shake
Hatkirby: Bees
azhdrake: I'm sick!
azhdrake: I'm not hungry!
Hatkirby: Hands you royal jelly but like the masc version
pallasvoid: adskjghlakdsjgh
azhdrake: olaifjcoawejifaow
azhdrake: I don't wanna be royalty....
ToothPasteCanyon: Wow… bee T…
gasmasque: 👑
Hatkirby: It doesn’t really make you royalty it just makes your hormone producing organs massive and makes you live longer than other young adults
ToothPasteCanyon: Fjfjfjfjfi
Hatkirby: It’s like when people say yassss king slay
azhdrake: just like a drag king
Hatkirby: Jerk yeah
Hatkirby: Hell *
azhdrake: olijliuhukfrteds
Hatkirby: Nooooo
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ToothPasteCanyon: Looking at the sims 2 wiki and fjfjfjfjf at this entry in dating https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Dating#Ending_a_date
ToothPasteCanyon: [raised from the dead] sorry about that babe where were we
eka-caesum: XD
ToothPasteCanyon: Hate when the ever looming specter of death interrupts my hot date with Jesus Christ 🙄
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[1/24/14, 4:01:48 PM] Feffernoose: Lan it might be too late but i found the perfect way to sign your emails: http://i.imgur.com/MhnlXzl.gif
[1/24/14, 4:03:41 PM] Lan: wtf
[1/24/14, 4:03:45 PM] Lan: yes
[1/24/14, 4:11:27 PM] Feffernoose: i hope by "yes" you mean "i'm going to tape this picture to my forehead"
[1/24/14, 4:18:31 PM] Edward Garbade: and by "wtf" you mean "why isnt this already on my face"
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Lan: Hi Erin!
Lan: What brings you to this part of town?
Lan: No one's anwering me anymore T_T
tedgarb: sorry
tedgarb: we are watching EqG clips
Lan: we?
Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips
tedgarb: me and Erin
Lan: why did eridanbot say anything?
tedgarb: iunno
murgatroid99: it saved what ed said, and then responded when you asked
tedgarb: we are who we are
murgatroid99: we?
Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips
tedgarb: oh god
tedgarb: this bot
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Spooks: ill go to the white house and
Spooks: write it on obama's butt
Scribe: oh my god
Spooks: i doubt anyone can ever touch that thing
Spooks: except me and our memories
Sass: its the hightest ass
Fef: michelle prpbbably can
Spooks: michelle obama is declothing obama and reads the quote
Fef: hot
Spooks: she starts laughing and obama is turned off
Sass: omg
Scribe: omg
Fef: you mean turned even more on
Fef: oh my god presidential porn is not something i want to be thinking about right now
Scribe: oh my god you just made me think of obama having a boner
Fef: I KNOW RIGHT
Scribe: yOU STINK GOD DAN IT
Scribe: DAMN
Fef: I DONT WANT THAT
* Scribe cries with fef
* Fef cries out of her breasts
Fef: screams i have a terrible callus on my foot and i can't stop picking at it
* Scribe slaps your hand away from your foot
* Fef slaps ur hand into obama's cock
Spooks: I STAND UP . I FOGO TO THE COATRACK. I GRBA MY COTA.T I PUT AN ARM THROUGH ONE SLEEVE. I PTU MY OTHER ARM HTOURGH THE OTHER SLEEV. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I PUT ON ONE SHOE. I PUT ON ANOTHER. I PTU ONM MY HAT. I WALK TO THE DOOR. I PUT MY HAND ON THE DOOR KNOB. I TURN THE DOORKNOB. I OPEN THE DOOR. I GO THROUGH THE DOOR. I CLOSE THE DOOR. I AM GONE. I AM DONE. I HAVE LEFT.
* Spooks left the room (UNSUBSCRIBE). (1:48:25 AM)
Fef: wat
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Spooks: appy new yokr
Sass: HAPPY NEW YEAR
Fef: happy gay porn
Scribe: hAPPPY NYEH YORK
Scribe: we are 4 types of friends
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* transkatie reverberates
* Sigma_ uses transkatie's reverberation as a random number generator
<transkatie> 4.
* Sigma_ uses transkatie's reverberation as a DOUBLE random number generator
* Sigma_ stares meaningfully at transkatie
<transkatie> 8.
* Sigma_ glares
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<transkatie> Everyone I've told about the file is dead!
<Ambeco> tanskatie: don't tell me about the file. k?
<transkatie> Ambeco: http://db.tt/iHPGXyq
Ambeco quit (Ping timeout)
<transkatie> FEAR ME.
Bucket cowers