Старла Эппрет: My brain is exploding somewhat after reading http://worrydream.com/ABriefRantOnTheFutureOfInteractionDesign/ TimTam: ooh I read that the other day TimTam: :D Старла Эппрет: :P Старла Эппрет: AAAH MY HANDS ARE DOING STUFF :P TimTam: hahahahahaha TimTam: that sounds so suss Старла Эппрет: o_o Старла Эппрет: NOT THAT KIND OF STUFF Старла Эппрет: :P TimTam: suuuuure ;) Старла Эппрет: lololol TimTam: /inappropriate Старла Эппрет: Please, not inappropriate ENOUGH! /jk
Старла Эппрет: The Quotes DB is being overrun by lesbionic quotes Drifty: Four Island is being lesbianized Drifty: quick, get the porn Старла Эппрет: Quotes DB also ships Drifty with Porn Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Старла Эппрет: Drifty And Porn Have Awful Honeymoon Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Again Старла Эппрет: Starla Stops Talking Drifty: Porn breaks up with Drifty Drifty: after Kissing a Girl Старла Эппрет: Drifty Cries And Watches Porn Старла Эппрет: watches it get dumped, that it Drifty: And that may sound like I'm not a girl Старла Эппрет: *that is Drifty: but I am Drifty: I'm also a conglomerate Старла Эппрет: Kissing ANother Girl Старла Эппрет: CONGLOMERATE is a Sedimentary Girl Drifty: I mean Старла Эппрет: Rock Старла Эппрет: Or Girl Старла Эппрет: Both Drifty: What Старла Эппрет: RockGirl Drifty: Where Drifty: Why Drifty: How Старла Эппрет: Also Who Drifty: Who are you? Drifty: What is this place? Старла Эппрет: Is this real life? Старла Эппрет: Or is it just fantasy? Drifty: Is this just fantasy? Старла Эппрет: Will, I TOLD YOU Старла Эппрет: ROCKGIRL IS OFF LIMITS Старла Эппрет: then Porn Cries and Makes A Film About It Drifty: Maybe I should take Porn to the Prom to make him/her/it/they/conglomerate better Старла Эппрет: ConglomeratePorn is for FetishDrifty Старла Эппрет: but PromDrifty goes with ItPorn Старла Эппрет: ItPorn really knows the clubs Старла Эппрет: but that's not important because they go to The Prom Старла Эппрет: This proves fairly well that Four Islanders have no idea what porn is
Drifty: Hello! Drifty: I have exercised the mouse Старла Эппрет: Hi! Drifty: I mean exorcised Старла Эппрет: Exorcized Drifty: s Старла Эппрет: Yes Старла Эппрет: That Drifty: Yes Старла Эппрет: Yes Старла Эппрет: More Drifty: Yes Старла Эппрет: Of course Старла Эппрет: Even more yes
<transkatie> You know what's just about the second-most-awesome male first name ever? Samson. Yeah/ <transkatie> And then I will have two sons so I can name the second Samson <@Frowardd> and the first? <transkatie> and he will say "MOMMY WHY IS MY NAME SAMSON" and I will say "Babby when you came out of das vagina you had hair which was freakishly long!" <transkatie> Frowardd: The first is obviously Alex, the most awesome male first name ever <@Frowardd> for my money, I'd go with Ulysses <OptimisticCynic> Ulysses is a badass name <Sigma> #xkcd-horseporn <transkatie> Вы мама is a badass name
Старла Эппрет: I'm trying to deal with listening to a fantastic Regina Spektor album and an album that I've newly discovered to be truly awesome (this is already after it contains my favorite song of all time hmmm whats that) at the same time Drifty: What's the problem? Старла Эппрет: Is there a problem? Drifty: Probab;y not Старла Эппрет: Could never tell you what happened the day I turned SEEEEEVEEEEEENTEEN Drifty: Because you got drunk and hooked up with Taylor Swift /it's a song by marisa something am i rite Старла Эппрет: oh god I thought I had that all covered up! Drifty: But you didn't! Drifty: It's on all the respectable periodicals Старла Эппрет: IT WAS ONE GAY EXPERIENCE WITH A CELEBRITY, YOU CAN TELL NO ONE! Drifty: like Four Island Daily Drifty: and True Falsities Drifty: Of course, daily is now monthly Drifty: but Drifty: details Старла Эппрет: she later wrote a song about it: "I Kissed A Girl And Now I'm Realizing Why All My Past Boyfriends Sucked" Старла Эппрет: wellllll I actually wrote a post two days in a row thank you very much Старла Эппрет: and the song is Seventeen by Marina & the Diamonds Drifty: My god Drifty: Four Island Daily is not to be confused with Starla Daily Старла Эппрет: but… my camera! Drifty: Starla Daily is a shad- respectable periodical by the Lady Queen Mistress herself Drifty: Four Island Daily is run by Pumpkin Старла Эппрет: Ah, I can see how one could confuse that
Smiley: for some reason windows feels the need to install the driver for my iPod even though it was fine with it before Старла Эппрет: lol Старла Эппрет: Windows likes its drivers Старла Эппрет: It likes to golf Старла Эппрет: Windows may or may not be a lesbian Старла Эппрет: Sorry, too much Family Guy Smiley: i have no idea what you're talking about Старла Эппрет: It's probably best for you that you don't
Старла Эппрет: Was that tweet about me /i'm-kidding Tamasys: heehee no Tamasys: :P Tamasys: you can go follow my private account if you like Tamasys: *lol totes censored* Старла Эппрет: Oooh privates Старла Эппрет: I MEAN PRIVATE ACCOUNTS Старла Эппрет: NOT... THAT Tamasys: hahahahhahaahahahha
Drifty: what ever happened to Fight Like A Girl? Старла Эппрет: Yess I really want that to come out Старла Эппрет: I heard Kerli is coming out with her second album this fall Старла Эппрет: and it is fall Старла Эппрет: like, as of two days ago Старла Эппрет: so, yeah Drifty: Fall emcompasses a large amount of time! Drifty: Fall could even emcompass the period of time when the jaguars are falling Старла Эппрет: Oh may Drifty: i.e December 12 2012 Drifty: or Fall could be when the Asteroid falls Drifty: or when Niagara Falls Старла Эппрет: This is 2011 Старла Эппрет: Ain't the world supposed to end according to THE RAPTURE in October? Drifty: The world was supposed to end in 2000 Drifty: and 6/6/05 Старла Эппрет: October 21st, apparentsly Drifty: I mean 6/6/06 Drifty: And in 1000 Старла Эппрет: The world is supposed to end all the time Drifty: and in so many other dates Старла Эппрет: and, IT AINT GONNA SOON Drifty: STARLA THE WORLD IS ENDING Drifty: I LOVE YOU Старла Эппрет: OH MY GOD Старла Эппрет: LET'S BE ÜBER FRIENDS Старла Эппрет: OH WAIT WE'RE DEAD Старла Эппрет: or.. or… I THINK I'M IN LESBIANS WITH YOU Drifty: ME TOO Drifty: I'M IN LESBIANS Drifty: LESBOS Drifty: LET'S HONEYMOON
Старла Эппрет: Oh my, integrals Старла Эппрет: don't know that yet Drifty: It's... integral to the subject Drifty: kill me now* Старла Эппрет: heehee Старла Эппрет: I don't want to ruin Calc for me but I WANT TO KNOW WHAT AN INTEGRAL ISSSSS Drifty: An integral is antidifferenti- SPOILERS Старла Эппрет: NOOOO Drifty: DUMBLEDORE KILLED SNAPE Старла Эппрет: WITH ROSEBUD Drifty: THE ONE IS NEO Старла Эппрет: AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST A HALLUCINATION INDUCED BY SPOILED MILK Drifty: IT WAS MARS ALL ALONG Drifty: THEY DIE Старла Эппрет: The En—ANTIDERIVATIVE Drifty: THE ANTIDERIVATIVE KILLED DUMBLEDORE Старла Эппрет: WITH A SLOPE THAT HAS A SECRET PSAT Старла Эппрет: OR PAST Старла Эппрет: GOD PSAT IS SO MUCH BETTER Drifty: I have a dark and shadowing psat Старла Эппрет: STANDARDIZED TESTS OH NOOO Старла Эппрет: The antiderivative somehow found its way onto THE PSAT Старла Эппрет: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN Старла Эппрет: ALL THOSE SOPHOMORES ARE SO CONFUZED Старла Эппрет: that totally looks like I spelled it wrong Старла Эппрет: THE CONFUZED IS SO CONFUSED
Starla Insigna: Happy timezone birthday! Drifty: On Gmail! Drifty: Yay! Drifty: Thanks! Drifty: Lol, I got a notification from Livejournal that my birthday is coming out Drifty: I mean coming up Drifty: I am not inquiring the sexuality of my birthday Starla Insigna: DRIFTY'S BIRTHDAY—IN CINEMAS AUGUST 22ND Drifty: lolololol Starla Insigna: lol we came up with different meanings for coming out Starla Insigna: wow I am surprised at myself—I am usually the fastest to grab at a coming out joke Drifty: Disappointing! Starla Insigna: Quite drab!