[Sarah got on my computer and started talking to people using my account. I was there, though, and this was hilarious.]
Hatkirby: omg candy corn Hatkirby: my name is sarah and i like elephants Hatkirby: i have a one question quiz for you Drifty: What is it Hatkirby: what is hippophobia Drifty: Fear of horses Hatkirby: you werent supposed to know the answer Drifty: There's always a trick in these kinds of questions Hatkirby: lop Hatkirby: ok i have a riddle for you Drifty: What is it Hatkirby: whats green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you? Drifty: You? Drifty: A pool table? Hatkirby: WHAT Hatkirby: we're all screaming here---YOU KNOW EVERYTHIGN Drifty: Not particularly Hatkirby: we also would've accepted a dropbear on acid Drifty: Really Drifty: And the question's from Two and a Half Men, although I don't watch that show Hatkirby: lol were sitll amazed Drifty: ... Drifty: It's easy to ask someone over the INTERNET random questions that they'll answer correctly Hatkirby: lololol
Hatkirby: ohgodtvtropeshasme ozzyfrog: :O oh no Hatkirby: :P ozzyfrog: dangerous place ozzyfrog: minutes quickly turn into hours Hatkirby: and then I suddenly realize that I'm 40 ozzyfrog: haha yes
Hatkirby: I'm in a very dark mood right now and I'm not sure why Hatkirby: Do you have any lightness cookies? Drifty: Why don't you direct that darkness into something else Drifty: like Sabrina or Four Island creepypasta Hatkirby: Like how I was trying to channel my anger yesterday into a productive sink such as writing my homework? Drifty: Sure, why not Hatkirby: It doesn't workâchanneling involves ghosts and ghosts are dark. The darkness hides various slender people who need to work out some more even though they're very anorexic. I tell them to just get a job but instead they want to climb trees. This makes them even thinner. Drifty: Wait what * Hatkirby is quite possibly insane Drifty: wot
(06:46:54 PM) Starla Insigna: I just walked into a door (06:46:59 PM) Drifty: ? (06:47:00 PM) Starla Insigna: It wasn't as fun as the commercials promised (06:47:49 PM) Drifty: Do you want your weekly dose of nagging right now? Free for only $1.95! (06:48:05 PM) Starla Insigna: Nah, I can't be bothered to type in my credit card number again (06:48:47 PM) Drifty: Buy a nagging and you could be in the stakes to win a free bananaphone! (06:49:04 PM) Starla Insigna: Oh, alright (06:49:14 PM) Starla Insigna: *faxes over $200,000,900.48* (06:49:22 PM) Drifty: YAT! (06:49:34 PM) Drifty: Yes, A Tarantula (06:49:43 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD! THAT WASN'T WHAT I ORDERED! (06:49:55 PM) Starla Insigna: I SPENT TWO MILLION DOLLARS ON THE WRONG THING! (06:50:00 PM) Drifty: AHHHHHHH (06:50:12 PM) Drifty: The Tarantula is doing the tarentella! (06:50:28 PM) Starla Insigna: I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP ON WIKIPEDIA! (06:50:45 PM) ***Starla Insigna looks up (06:50:46 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD, THE HORROR! (06:51:23 PM) Drifty: THE PAIN! (06:51:45 PM) Starla Insigna: THE OTHER VARIOUS EMOTIONS! (06:52:22 PM) Drifty: AHHHHH!
(10:03:20 PM) Tamasys: When we grab you by the ankles (10:03:26 PM) Tamasys: Where our mark is to be made (10:03:31 PM) Starla Insigna: ohgod (10:03:33 PM) Tamasys: You'll soon be doing noble work (10:03:38 PM) Tamasys: Although you won't be paid (10:03:49 PM) Starla Insigna: I liked you better with twenty turtles (10:03:57 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:04:02 PM) Tamasys: When we drive away in secret (10:04:08 PM) Tamasys: You'll be a volunteer (10:04:17 PM) Tamasys: So don't scream when we tell you: (10:04:32 PM) Starla Insigna: I LIKE CATFOOD (10:04:43 PM) Tamasys: The world is quiet here (10:05:01 PM) Starla Insigna: I made an interjection! Ha ha! Ho ho! Hee hee!
...REGINA SPEKTOR TIEM!
(10:06:35 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these voices (10:06:40 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these words (10:06:47 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of this music (10:06:54 PM) Starla Insigna: And it breaks my heart--it breaks my heart (10:07:07 PM) Starla Insigna: It breaks my ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-heart (10:07:24 PM) Tamasys: to hear you sing (10:07:31 PM) Tamasys: :P (10:07:33 PM) Starla Insigna: :O (10:07:34 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:07:42 PM) Starla Insigna: You made an interjection too! (10:08:51 PM) Tamasys: I made a funny! (10:08:52 PM) Tamasys: :P
(09:59:39 PM) Tamasys: you've had 3 months, 11 days, 16 hours, 51 minutes (09:59:46 PM) Starla Insigna: Horray! (09:59:51 PM) Starla Insigna: Still, not as long as Chapter 4 (09:59:56 PM) Tamasys: :P (09:59:56 PM) Starla Insigna: and CERTAINLY not as long as Chapter 5 (10:00:04 PM) Tamasys: >.< (10:00:07 PM) ***Starla Insigna lols (10:01:31 PM) Tamasys: wtf (10:01:39 PM) Tamasys: why did I take so long to write that? (10:01:45 PM) Tamasys: it wasn't even a long chapter! (10:01:49 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:02:03 PM) Tamasys: well, can we please not let this book drag into 2011? (10:02:13 PM) Starla Insigna: because you had a life, twenty turtles and a machine gun (10:02:18 PM) Starla Insigna: maybe had some kids, a job (10:02:25 PM) Starla Insigna: moved on to real estate and sold some paper (10:02:26 PM) Tamasys: o_o (10:02:38 PM) Starla Insigna: then, one night, you fell into a hole and wondered where the toilet was (10:02:50 PM) Starla Insigna: found an iPhone on the ground after you accidentally stepped on it (10:02:53 PM) Starla Insigna: it didn't break (10:03:01 PM) Starla Insigna: but it did when an asteroid hit it minutes later (10:03:08 PM) Tamasys: ._. (10:03:23 PM) Starla Insigna: Anyway, that's why it took you a year and a month
(07:35:15 AM) Smiley: can you have it so it's aligned right (07:35:30 AM) Starla Insigna: So it's all the way to the right (07:35:31 AM) Starla Insigna: ? (07:35:52 AM) Smiley: like inside the access div (07:36:04 AM) Smiley: but to the right (07:36:07 AM) Starla Insigna: Inside #access, but all the way to the right? (07:36:25 AM) Smiley: yeah...? (07:36:35 AM) Starla Insigna: So you mean to say inside #access (07:36:36 AM) Smiley: nothing wrong with that (07:36:41 AM) Starla Insigna: ...but all the way to the right! (07:36:50 AM) Smiley: yeah (07:36:59 AM) Smiley: inside #access (07:37:17 AM) Starla Insigna: but all the way to the right! (07:37:35 AM) Smiley: yeah (07:37:41 AM) Smiley: aligned right (07:37:50 AM) Starla Insigna: Just to be clear, it's going to be inside #access (07:37:56 AM) Starla Insigna: but all the way to the right!
Starla: Ohallo Drifty: :) Starla: O_O Starla: Palringo was like "did you mean 'phallus'?" Drifty: lolwhut Starla: Yes, apparently my iPhone has a dick mind Starla: WHUT Starla: Yes, apparently Starla: *sick Drifty: lololol * Starla is actually lolling
Ticket Salesperson: Great, have a nice time. * we walk away * Brother: She was tall! Mother: You think maybe she was on something? Hatkirby: What, like drugs? Everyone else: lolwhut
(08:06:18 AM) Bluemonkey: teehee (08:06:26 AM) Bluemonkey: also music is great (08:06:31 AM) Starla: yay music (08:11:18 AM) Starla: music is like a chimpanzee attacking an old lady with jelly snakes (08:12:06 AM) Bluemonkey: no (08:12:07 AM) Bluemonkey: not at all (08:12:12 AM) Bluemonkey: at least not my music :P (08:12:17 AM) Starla: Some music is (08:12:43 AM) Starla: Its like *monkey noises* *old lady screams* *wiggling* (08:14:27 AM) Starla: Note: Starla made that up for this joke: No parallel was being drawn against any music as far as she knows and if there is any music that fits that description, she wants to murder it. See in stores for details. Terms and conditions apply. (08:14:51 AM) Bluemonkey: WHAT STORES???? (08:14:53 AM) Bluemonkey: I MUST HAZ (08:15:53 AM) Starla: YES