(08:27:56 AM) Tamasys: yes, IDAHO (08:28:00 AM) Hatkirby: ILLINOIS! (08:28:02 AM) Hatkirby: :P (08:28:06 AM) Tamasys: CALIFORNIA (08:28:13 AM) Hatkirby: MISSISSIPPI (08:28:17 AM) Tamasys: NEW YORK (08:28:18 AM) Smiley: wisconsin (08:28:22 AM) Hatkirby: ...quite! (08:28:25 AM) Tamasys: WYOMING (08:28:31 AM) Tamasys: (is that spelled right?) (08:28:37 AM) Hatkirby: It looks a bit weird, but I think so (08:28:37 AM) Smiley: ALABAMA (08:28:46 AM) Hatkirby: ARKANSAS (08:28:48 AM) Tamasys: TEXAS (08:28:52 AM) Smiley: NEW JERSEY (08:29:00 AM) Hatkirby: RHODE ISLAND (08:29:04 AM) Tamasys: ARKENSAW!!! :P I can't stand seeing it spelled correctly (08:29:06 AM) Smiley: HAWAII (08:29:10 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhut TimTam (08:29:27 AM) Hatkirby: MISSPELLER!!!! (08:29:33 AM) Smiley: ATLANTA (08:29:44 AM) Hatkirby: Atlanta is a city (08:29:47 AM) Smiley: oh (08:29:50 AM) Hatkirby: :P (08:29:50 AM) Smiley: soz (08:29:51 AM) Hatkirby: GEORGIA (08:29:58 AM) Smiley: ALASKA (08:29:59 AM) Tamasys: Arkansas looks like it should be pronounced "Ar-kans-as", not "Ar-ken-saw" (08:30:34 AM) Smiley: KANSAS (08:30:47 AM) Tamasys: FLORIDA (08:30:48 AM) Hatkirby: MARYLAND (08:30:48 AM) DriftyBeyond: NEW ZEALAND, NEW ZEALAND (08:30:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: just to mess up your american thing (08:30:54 AM) DriftyBeyond: :P (08:30:58 AM) Hatkirby: Quite :P (08:31:01 AM) Smiley: NEWFOUNDLAND (08:31:02 AM) ***Hatkirby has to stop saying quite (08:31:04 AM) Smiley: in canada (08:31:07 AM) Hatkirby: MAINE (08:31:15 AM) DriftyBeyond: TORONTO (08:31:19 AM) Hatkirby: OHIO (08:31:22 AM) Smiley: is a city (08:31:23 AM) DriftyBeyond: JACK LYONS (08:31:27 AM) Smiley: onoz (08:31:29 AM) DriftyBeyond: I dunno (08:31:30 AM) Hatkirby: KELLY USA (08:31:44 AM) Smiley: CHICAGO (08:31:52 AM) Tamasys: KENTUCKY (08:31:54 AM) Smiley: VERMONT (08:31:56 AM) DriftyBeyond: FRIED CHICKEN (08:32:03 AM) Hatkirby: lololol one time, my brother was like "LOOK!!!! A BOSTON LICENSE PLATE!!!!" (08:32:08 AM) Tamasys: WASHINGTON (08:32:14 AM) Hatkirby: NORTH CAROLINA (08:32:19 AM) Tamasys: DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA (not really a state...) (08:32:35 AM) Smiley: SEATTLE (08:32:36 AM) DriftyBeyond: on the metaphysical plane... FOUR ISLAND (08:32:37 AM) Hatkirby: lololol also he was like "I know it was North Carolina because I saw C-O-R..." (08:32:40 AM) Hatkirby: Seattle is also a city (08:32:42 AM) DriftyBeyond: pfft (08:32:42 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ (08:32:48 AM) Hatkirby: FOUR ISLAND IS QUITE A TERRAFORMED ISLAND (08:32:53 AM) Hatkirby: North Coralina! (08:33:00 AM) Smiley: WASHINGTON (08:33:00 AM) Hatkirby: TAMASYS (08:33:00 AM) Fourie: TAMASYS is a meteor (08:33:03 AM) Hatkirby: LOL (08:33:03 AM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ (08:33:09 AM) Hatkirby: ALASKA (08:33:14 AM) Smiley: already said (08:33:17 AM) Hatkirby: orly (08:33:17 AM) Fourie: YA RLY YA BOB (08:33:19 AM) Tamasys: TENESEE (08:33:19 AM) DriftyBeyond: You lose the game (08:33:23 AM) ***Tamasys can't spell (08:33:27 AM) Hatkirby: MASSACHUSETTS (08:33:27 AM) DriftyBeyond: And Tamasys loses the game as wekk (08:33:28 AM) DriftyBeyond: *well (08:33:36 AM) Hatkirby: PENNSYLVANIA (08:33:42 AM) Smiley: good one (08:33:50 AM) Hatkirby: And New Jersey doesn't exist (08:33:53 AM) Tamasys: :P (08:34:04 AM) Smiley: although youre supposed to know all these anyway (08:34:12 AM) Tamasys: indeed (08:34:16 AM) Tamasys: can you name them all? (08:34:17 AM) Smiley: and we re not (08:34:17 AM) Hatkirby: Also, why did we start this? (08:34:23 AM) DriftyBeyond: I dunno (08:34:25 AM) Hatkirby: :P (08:34:28 AM) Smiley: because (08:34:31 AM) Tamasys: IDAHO (08:34:32 AM) Tamasys: :P (08:34:32 AM) DriftyBeyond: The sky is blue (08:34:33 AM) Hatkirby: ohrite (08:34:35 AM) DriftyBeyond: Indeed (08:34:35 AM) Hatkirby: ILLINOIS (08:34:42 AM) Tamasys: ogod (08:34:47 AM) Tamasys: MICHIGAN (08:34:50 AM) Hatkirby: NEVADA (08:34:53 AM) DriftyBeyond: LET'S STOP THIS CRAZINESS (08:34:55 AM) DriftyBeyond: SPAAAAARTA
(9:02:43 PM) Tamasys: lolol (9:26:40 PM) Ozzyfrog: *tumbleweed* (9:26:55 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed does a dance routine] (9:27:28 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed does some smooth moves] (9:27:52 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed gives it up for the girls] (9:29:41 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed winks suavely] (9:30:08 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed takes some girls home for the night] (9:30:32 PM) Ozzyfrog: [another tumbleweed gets quite jealous] (9:31:03 PM) DriftyBeyond: [a tumbleweed makes fun of the other tumbleweed] (9:31:44 PM) Ozzyfrog: [a tumbleweed becomes quite angry] (9:32:07 PM) DriftyBeyond: [two tumbleweed begin to fight] (9:32:15 PM) Ozzyfrog: DANCE OFF! (9:32:45 PM) DriftyBeyond: And the crowd goes absolutely wiiiild! (9:33:28 PM) Ozzyfrog: [both tumbleweeds put up a good dance-off] (9:33:54 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the crowd tries to pick between the tumbleweeds] (9:34:10 PM) Ozzyfrog: [one tumbleweed comes out a clear winner] (9:34:36 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the other tumbleweed rolls off in disgust] (9:35:06 PM) Ozzyfrog: [other tumbleweed gets to take the girls home for the night instead] (9:35:18 PM) DriftyBeyond: [the girls have a very good time] (9:35:59 PM) Ozzyfrog: [dancing of course] (9:36:11 PM) DriftyBeyond: [of course, of course] (9:37:20 PM) Ozzyfrog: [all are tired after the night is through] (9:37:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: [tumbleweed snoozing sounds very strange]
(08:15:31 AM) TheAmericanOne: Skype is EVRILLL (08:15:33 AM) Smiley: you know there are other open source voip clients out there (08:15:54 AM) TheAmericanOne: Yes, GTalk has VOIP (08:16:20 AM) Smiley: google talk (08:16:26 AM) Smiley: like google chat (08:16:27 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why yes (08:16:30 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why certainly yes (08:16:34 AM) TheAmericanOne: Why bedside table (08:16:39 AM) TheAmericanOne: TimTam uses a computer of tableness (08:16:45 AM) TheAmericanOne: His desktop knows no bounds (08:16:49 AM) TheAmericanOne: It has no mouse or keyboard (08:16:54 AM) TheAmericanOne: It's simply a flat tabletop (08:16:59 AM) TheAmericanOne: No icons or windows (08:17:06 AM) TheAmericanOne: Just a book and some dinner plates (08:17:15 AM) TheAmericanOne: He drops a fork on one and it makes a sound (08:17:19 AM) TheAmericanOne: "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" (08:17:43 AM) TheAmericanOne: He types out his emails with a combination of morse code and grape jelly (08:18:05 AM) Smiley: lawl (08:18:07 AM) TheAmericanOne: okay I'm lolling over here (08:18:13 AM) TheAmericanOne: can't continue that :P (08:18:19 AM) Smiley: :P
(07:08:40 AM) ***TheAmericanOne gives Fourie Imogen Heap (07:08:40 AM) ***Fourie hands TheAmericanOne The Sun in exchange for Imogen Heap (07:08:43 AM) TheAmericanOne: OW (07:08:44 AM) TheAmericanOne: HOT (07:08:50 AM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHH (07:08:51 AM) ***TheAmericanOne throws The Sun at DriftyBeyond (07:09:00 AM) ***DriftyBeyond throws The Sun to Smiley (07:09:19 AM) Smiley: thanks
(09:16:20 PM) Hatkirby: It would be funny if Fourie could talk to himself :P (09:16:36 PM) Ozzyfrog: lol, indeed it would be :P (09:16:50 PM) Hatkirby: Except #fourisland would explode (09:17:15 PM) DriftyBeyond: Or have two bots (09:17:26 PM) DriftyBeyond: continuously talking to each other in one channel (09:17:26 PM) Hatkirby: Two Imogen Heaps talking to each other! (09:17:28 PM) Hatkirby: I mean Fourie (09:17:34 PM) Hatkirby: not Imogen Heap (09:17:39 PM) DriftyBeyond: and then people can pop into the channel and see what randomness has happened (09:17:42 PM) Hatkirby: though that would be awesome (09:17:47 PM) ***Hatkirby should make an Immibot (09:17:48 PM) Hatkirby: :P (09:17:54 PM) Hatkirby: She would sing Immi songs! (09:17:59 PM) Hatkirby: <3 Imogen Heap (09:18:27 PM) DriftyBeyond: That would be isnae (09:18:35 PM) Hatkirby: It would be like (09:18:38 PM) Hatkirby is now known as Immibot (09:18:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: and not good for those people who dun like Imogene Heap :P (09:18:41 PM) Immibot: MMMM WHATCHA SAY (09:18:45 PM) Immibot: MMMM THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELL (09:18:45 PM) Fourie: WELL OF COURSE YOU DID (09:18:49 PM) Immibot: :D (09:18:51 PM) DriftyBeyond: lulz (09:19:06 PM) Immibot: That was quite awesome of Fourie
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Omg You: I accidentally a cheese block! Stranger: oyg? You: WHAT DO I DO Stranger: the whole cheese block/ Stranger: ? You: YES, THE WHOLE CHEESE BLOCK Stranger: the fuck? Stranger: how the shit did you manage that? You: I don't know! I can't explain it! Stranger: you're bullshitting me right? You: No, I really wish I were You: I really do Stranger: O_o You: What do I do‽‽‽‽ Stranger: That's messed up Stranger: I have no idea You: Oh god You: I always knew I should take those pills to prevent sleep walking Stranger: maybe you should see some philosophist? You: Yes, yes, of course Stranger: know any? Stranger: make sure the bastard's trained You: I'm friends with Freud, is that right? Stranger: oh yeah, he should be able to help You: WILL HE KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS!?!? Stranger: or just rape you Stranger: 50/50 chance You: But of course Stranger: up to you You: It's a chance I will have to take You: Actually, Freud upped his scales--it's about 49/51 now, but whatever Stranger: better get there quick You: yes, i will do that now You: THANK YOU STRANGER!!!! Stranger: Could cause some serious damage if you leave it too long Stranger: You're welcome You: I must go, now Stranger: HUrry You: OKAY You have disconnected.
(09:21:51 PM) ***Starla regenerates stats so she can see how everything turned out (09:22:08 PM) ***Starla remembers that she is on the wrong network and can't access anything over port 80 (09:24:20 PM) Tamasys: >.< (09:24:34 PM) Starla: Stupid parental controls (09:29:42 PM) Starla: "fourisland.com is blocked because: Weblog" (09:30:06 PM) Starla: Some day, quickfire will be spreading through the house and we will all be huddled in the basement with only my laptop (09:30:30 PM) Starla: And Mom'll Yahoo! search "how to put out quickfire" (because Google is blocked) and the only good result will be on a blog (09:30:33 PM) Starla: THEN we'll be doomed (09:30:42 PM) Starla: all because of parental controls (09:31:13 PM) Starla: This is, then, proof (09:31:19 PM) Starla: Parental controls kills children! (09:31:20 PM) Starla: :O (09:45:09 PM) Tamasys: LOL (09:45:12 PM) Tamasys: that is quite amusing
Pyro: I took your pen to an excursion to my bag! Drifty: It's that significant? Pyro: *picks up pen and her iPod* [as Pen] Hi, iPod! Pyro: [as Pen, to Drifty] God, that iPod is so fat.