eka_caesium: Is having a master's degree not grad school? eka_caesium: I thought that's what you called anything post bachelors gasmasque: Yeah I’m pretty sure it is azhdrake: ... I thought it was post masters but it has been a hot minute since I was in academia gasmasque: It’s post-bachelors I’m pretty sure azhdrake: Yep y'all right azhdrake: Wikipedia would never lie to me eka_caesium: Opening up the wikipedia article on lies hatkirby: Wikipedia:List of common lies azhdrake: You open a webpage, in it there are two wikipedia articles, one of them speaks only the truth and the other speaks only lies hatkirby: and one of them tells you the weather azhdrake: and one of them fucks you in the ass hatkirby: SDFSDJKLFHSK hatkirby: god i wish gasmasque: Well we know what article Star’s choosing hatkirby: clicking on it furiously azhdrake: You know I was about to look up the wikipedia article on buttsex but I'm not doing that on my work laptop hatkirby: HELP azhdrake: I was halfway through typing it and then I was like. Wait. azhdrake: Shrek voice: They can't even google buttsex toothpastecanyon: I love this chat
exempt_medic: Missing the opportunity to hear qwint speak 😭 qwint: get owned newsoupvi: I can confirm that qwint has a voice and says things with it newsoupvi: It's funny because if we had named archetypes for voices then I think I could describe qwint's voice to you because their voice does fit into some voice archetype that loosely exists in my head newsoupvi: Yeah I guess this is the time to name it, after qwint scipiowright: fairly normal sounding with a hint of raging homo hatkirby: now i HAVE to know scipiowright: deep southern drawl rever: ..that seems accurate? scipiowright: literally french qwint: these are all good guesses scipio scipiowright: figuratively french qwint: and strangely all of them entirely correct scipiowright: hell yeah newsoupvi: I was trying to think whose voice would be "raging homo wth a hint of fairly normal sounding" and I think it's Exempt-Medic lol newsoupvi: hatkirby's voice is raging homo with a hint of raging homo hatkirby: jkfdhg scipiowright: it's true newsoupvi: I think Scipio's voice is fairly homo with a hint of raging homo scipiowright: that's also true scipiowright: it's from all the dick hatkirby: i was gonna say violet is it because you haven't heard me speak without a dick in my mouth qwint: you are what you eat 😔 scipiowright: waffles...
tinylittlegremlin: alcor: yeah id suck a dick for knowledge i dont have yet hatkirby: yeah? i'd suck a dick for literally no reason. you're not special
spitballsparky: I had planned to give up video games for Lent. I may have to accept hellfire to play L2. brentonw: L2 may actually induce enough suffering to be considered penance 😉
park3r2_: Yooo what if people called me "Skip" hatkirby: Interesting. How would your life be different? park3r2_: Well, for one people would call me "Skip" hatkirby: Wow! You've clearly thought about this a lot! park3r2_: Yeah I definitely didn't just have this thought a second ago hatkirby: Yeah I know, you've thought about it sooo much. With your thinker. park3r2_: Whoaaaaa that's big, what if people called me "The Thinker" hatkirby: yoooooo park3r2_: [as The Joker] Wanna know how I got these.... uh.... hatkirby: Ideas? park3r2_: Things are not looking good for The Thinker if I can't think of an end to that joke but the person that's basically asleep is doing just fine