Hatkirby: Sorry, I'm just trying to form coherent thoughts while listening to awesome depressing music and experiencing strong cramps IN THE HEART-AREA WHICH IS TOTALLY WHERE LOVE COMES FROM tamasys: haha tamasys: I see tamasys: except that love is mostly generated in the brain tamasys: although it does have effects on most of your body Hatkirby: I'm fully aware of the actual origination of love Hatkirby: I laugh at advertisements that say "LET'S UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE HEART" Hatkirby: and I'm like "IT PUMPS BLOOD FROM THE ATRIUM TO THE VENTRICLE AND THEN THROUGH EITHER THE PULMANARY ARTERY OR THE AORTA TO THE LUNGS OR THE REST OF THE BODY RESPECTIVELY AFTER WHICH IT RETURNS TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE HEART." tamasys: xD Hatkirby: tamasys: they'd be better of investigating the NERVOUS AND ENDOCRINE SYSTEMS tamasys: *off Hatkirby: Lol, yes, the brain is actually complicated Hatkirby: Like seriously, what tamasys: yeah o_O
Drifty: What does that ammeter say? Pyro: I can't tell you because the way I see it is different from how you see it because we're in different places! Drifty: What? Pyro: It's because of different perception bias and how different people see things differently! Drifty: Just tell me what it says! Stop with the psychology, I just want to know what the reading looks like to you. Pyro: But the things you see before you look at it affect what you see and [a lot more psychology stuff] Drifty: ...
If you don't shut up, I'm going to peel off your eyes and eat it!
Drifty: Learning about Electricity a few years back never really sparked my interest, but I guess they needed to amp up the lessons a bit. I did find it a bit reVolting, but now I'm just shocked. Maybe we needed a better conductor, maybe we just needed to go with the current. Or the flow...
Hey, The reason I must be making all these puns must be beclaws of my purrfect cat shirt. I'm a worldwide punomenon!
[Sarah got on my computer and started talking to people using my account. I was there, though, and this was hilarious.]
Hatkirby: omg candy corn Hatkirby: my name is sarah and i like elephants Hatkirby: i have a one question quiz for you Drifty: What is it Hatkirby: what is hippophobia Drifty: Fear of horses Hatkirby: you werent supposed to know the answer Drifty: There's always a trick in these kinds of questions Hatkirby: lop Hatkirby: ok i have a riddle for you Drifty: What is it Hatkirby: whats green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you? Drifty: You? Drifty: A pool table? Hatkirby: WHAT Hatkirby: we're all screaming here---YOU KNOW EVERYTHIGN Drifty: Not particularly Hatkirby: we also would've accepted a dropbear on acid Drifty: Really Drifty: And the question's from Two and a Half Men, although I don't watch that show Hatkirby: lol were sitll amazed Drifty: ... Drifty: It's easy to ask someone over the INTERNET random questions that they'll answer correctly Hatkirby: lololol
Hatkirby: ohgodtvtropeshasme ozzyfrog: :O oh no Hatkirby: :P ozzyfrog: dangerous place ozzyfrog: minutes quickly turn into hours Hatkirby: and then I suddenly realize that I'm 40 ozzyfrog: haha yes
Hatkirby: I'm in a very dark mood right now and I'm not sure why Hatkirby: Do you have any lightness cookies? Drifty: Why don't you direct that darkness into something else Drifty: like Sabrina or Four Island creepypasta Hatkirby: Like how I was trying to channel my anger yesterday into a productive sink such as writing my homework? Drifty: Sure, why not Hatkirby: It doesn't workâchanneling involves ghosts and ghosts are dark. The darkness hides various slender people who need to work out some more even though they're very anorexic. I tell them to just get a job but instead they want to climb trees. This makes them even thinner. Drifty: Wait what * Hatkirby is quite possibly insane Drifty: wot
(06:46:54 PM) Starla Insigna: I just walked into a door (06:46:59 PM) Drifty: ? (06:47:00 PM) Starla Insigna: It wasn't as fun as the commercials promised (06:47:49 PM) Drifty: Do you want your weekly dose of nagging right now? Free for only $1.95! (06:48:05 PM) Starla Insigna: Nah, I can't be bothered to type in my credit card number again (06:48:47 PM) Drifty: Buy a nagging and you could be in the stakes to win a free bananaphone! (06:49:04 PM) Starla Insigna: Oh, alright (06:49:14 PM) Starla Insigna: *faxes over $200,000,900.48* (06:49:22 PM) Drifty: YAT! (06:49:34 PM) Drifty: Yes, A Tarantula (06:49:43 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD! THAT WASN'T WHAT I ORDERED! (06:49:55 PM) Starla Insigna: I SPENT TWO MILLION DOLLARS ON THE WRONG THING! (06:50:00 PM) Drifty: AHHHHHHH (06:50:12 PM) Drifty: The Tarantula is doing the tarentella! (06:50:28 PM) Starla Insigna: I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP ON WIKIPEDIA! (06:50:45 PM) ***Starla Insigna looks up (06:50:46 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD, THE HORROR! (06:51:23 PM) Drifty: THE PAIN! (06:51:45 PM) Starla Insigna: THE OTHER VARIOUS EMOTIONS! (06:52:22 PM) Drifty: AHHHHH!
(10:03:20 PM) Tamasys: When we grab you by the ankles (10:03:26 PM) Tamasys: Where our mark is to be made (10:03:31 PM) Starla Insigna: ohgod (10:03:33 PM) Tamasys: You'll soon be doing noble work (10:03:38 PM) Tamasys: Although you won't be paid (10:03:49 PM) Starla Insigna: I liked you better with twenty turtles (10:03:57 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:04:02 PM) Tamasys: When we drive away in secret (10:04:08 PM) Tamasys: You'll be a volunteer (10:04:17 PM) Tamasys: So don't scream when we tell you: (10:04:32 PM) Starla Insigna: I LIKE CATFOOD (10:04:43 PM) Tamasys: The world is quiet here (10:05:01 PM) Starla Insigna: I made an interjection! Ha ha! Ho ho! Hee hee!
...REGINA SPEKTOR TIEM!
(10:06:35 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these voices (10:06:40 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these words (10:06:47 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of this music (10:06:54 PM) Starla Insigna: And it breaks my heart--it breaks my heart (10:07:07 PM) Starla Insigna: It breaks my ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-heart (10:07:24 PM) Tamasys: to hear you sing (10:07:31 PM) Tamasys: :P (10:07:33 PM) Starla Insigna: :O (10:07:34 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:07:42 PM) Starla Insigna: You made an interjection too! (10:08:51 PM) Tamasys: I made a funny! (10:08:52 PM) Tamasys: :P
(09:59:39 PM) Tamasys: you've had 3 months, 11 days, 16 hours, 51 minutes (09:59:46 PM) Starla Insigna: Horray! (09:59:51 PM) Starla Insigna: Still, not as long as Chapter 4 (09:59:56 PM) Tamasys: :P (09:59:56 PM) Starla Insigna: and CERTAINLY not as long as Chapter 5 (10:00:04 PM) Tamasys: >.< (10:00:07 PM) ***Starla Insigna lols (10:01:31 PM) Tamasys: wtf (10:01:39 PM) Tamasys: why did I take so long to write that? (10:01:45 PM) Tamasys: it wasn't even a long chapter! (10:01:49 PM) Starla Insigna: :P (10:02:03 PM) Tamasys: well, can we please not let this book drag into 2011? (10:02:13 PM) Starla Insigna: because you had a life, twenty turtles and a machine gun (10:02:18 PM) Starla Insigna: maybe had some kids, a job (10:02:25 PM) Starla Insigna: moved on to real estate and sold some paper (10:02:26 PM) Tamasys: o_o (10:02:38 PM) Starla Insigna: then, one night, you fell into a hole and wondered where the toilet was (10:02:50 PM) Starla Insigna: found an iPhone on the ground after you accidentally stepped on it (10:02:53 PM) Starla Insigna: it didn't break (10:03:01 PM) Starla Insigna: but it did when an asteroid hit it minutes later (10:03:08 PM) Tamasys: ._. (10:03:23 PM) Starla Insigna: Anyway, that's why it took you a year and a month
(07:35:15 AM) Smiley: can you have it so it's aligned right (07:35:30 AM) Starla Insigna: So it's all the way to the right (07:35:31 AM) Starla Insigna: ? (07:35:52 AM) Smiley: like inside the access div (07:36:04 AM) Smiley: but to the right (07:36:07 AM) Starla Insigna: Inside #access, but all the way to the right? (07:36:25 AM) Smiley: yeah...? (07:36:35 AM) Starla Insigna: So you mean to say inside #access (07:36:36 AM) Smiley: nothing wrong with that (07:36:41 AM) Starla Insigna: ...but all the way to the right! (07:36:50 AM) Smiley: yeah (07:36:59 AM) Smiley: inside #access (07:37:17 AM) Starla Insigna: but all the way to the right! (07:37:35 AM) Smiley: yeah (07:37:41 AM) Smiley: aligned right (07:37:50 AM) Starla Insigna: Just to be clear, it's going to be inside #access (07:37:56 AM) Starla Insigna: but all the way to the right!