<transkatie> OMG SOMEBODY SENT ME AN SMS THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT EVERYBODY HATES ME?!?!?! * billygoat sets ban on *!transkatie@*.nycmny.fios.verizon.net * You have been kicked from #xkcd by billygoat (5-minute autokill)
* Now talking on #xkcd <transkatie> I'm back! <Bucket> Crap. transkatie's back... <transkatie> Lol, that was so on everyone's mind
(08:51:26 PM) Starla: Guess what (08:51:29 PM) Tamasys: mm? (08:51:31 PM) Starla: I went to the evil Apple Store today (08:51:35 PM) Tamasys: :D (08:51:38 PM) Tamasys: good :D (08:51:57 PM) Starla: It was really funny because after a while I realized that I had involuntarily started to hyperventilate :P (08:52:04 PM) Tamasys: hehehe (08:52:12 PM) Tamasys: because they are so beautiful? (08:52:15 PM) Tamasys: sleek? (08:52:18 PM) Tamasys: shiny? (08:52:29 PM) Starla: because it was EVIL!!!! (08:52:34 PM) Tamasys: LIES (08:52:40 PM) Starla: I dropped an iPad on the ground! (08:52:43 PM) Starla: AND DANCED ON IT (08:52:46 PM) Tamasys: O_O (08:52:49 PM) Starla: jk (08:52:52 PM) Tamasys: damn (08:53:00 PM) Tamasys: i would have loved some pics :P (08:53:02 PM) Starla: The voices in my head told me to do that (08:53:11 PM) Tamasys: and then some pics of you being dragged from the shop (08:53:12 PM) Tamasys: :P
(11:13:38 PM) Tamasys: hmm, i've asked Dr Karl (11:13:44 PM) Tamasys: hopefully he replies :P (11:13:52 PM) Starla: Dr Karl? (11:14:10 PM) Tamasys: :O (11:14:11 PM) Tamasys: Dr Karl (11:14:21 PM) Tamasys: one of Australia's to 10 most trusted people (11:14:25 PM) Tamasys: publisher of 28 books (11:14:29 PM) Starla: Yeswell I'm in America (11:14:36 PM) Tamasys: does segments on tv, radio, and online (11:14:53 PM) Starla: Here, we believe in George Lopez and microwave pasta (11:14:58 PM) Tamasys: O_o (11:15:00 PM) Tamasys: ? (11:15:08 PM) Starla: LOL
(11:03:37 PM) Tamasys: sea jellies are creepy... (11:03:54 PM) Starla: Jellyfish? (11:04:03 PM) Tamasys: octopusses are creepy and amazing (11:04:07 PM) Tamasys: no, sea jellies (11:04:15 PM) Tamasys: they're not called jellyfish any more (11:04:20 PM) Starla: WHAT (11:04:25 PM) Tamasys: for the simple fact that they are in no way related to fish (11:04:30 PM) Starla: WHAT (11:04:40 PM) Starla: First starfish, now jellyfish? (11:04:47 PM) ***Starla files many lawsuits (11:04:54 PM) Tamasys: you mean sea star and sea jelly? (11:05:17 PM) ***Starla stabs, jabs and steals money (11:05:29 PM) Tamasys: lol (11:05:38 PM) Starla: STARFISH (11:06:55 PM) Tamasys: D: (11:06:59 PM) Tamasys: but they aren't fish! (11:07:03 PM) Starla: So? (11:07:11 PM) Tamasys: so it's a silly name (11:07:12 PM) Starla: I'm not a kirby (11:07:17 PM) Starla: Turtledoves aren't turtles (11:07:19 PM) Tamasys: it's like calling them a starcat! (11:07:23 PM) Starla: And my computer isn't a floorboard (11:07:32 PM) Tamasys: but they have the colour of a turtle (11:07:33 PM) Tamasys: hence the name (11:07:35 PM) Starla: Names are just words! (11:07:42 PM) Tamasys: sea stars don't look like fish! (11:07:55 PM) Starla: Don't judge a book by its name! (11:08:10 PM) Tamasys: "how to kill people and die" (11:08:13 PM) Tamasys: i wouldn't read that book (11:08:17 PM) Starla: That sounds awesome (11:08:23 PM) Starla: I would use it against "sea star" people (11:08:39 PM) Tamasys: lol (11:08:39 PM) Starla: maybe throw it at them
(10:43:21 AM) Starla: Our Spanish teacher mysteriously vanished so I awesomely have a double free period (10:44:08 AM) Tamasys: Bahaha (10:44:08 AM) Tamasys: :D (10:44:18 AM) Starla: I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT! (10:44:25 AM) ***Starla hides molotov cocktails (10:44:51 AM) Tamasys: Lolol (10:45:23 AM) Starla: Yes, quite.
(12:36:57 AM) Starla: Is hould me probably sleep soon aseeing as I can't ceep my eyes oapn (12:37:17 AM) Starla: Or not seeing, as the case may be (12:37:29 AM) Tamasys: lolol
(06:55:49 PM) Tamasys: DO YOU LIKE THE LION KING????????? (06:55:54 PM) Starla: I DUNNO MAYBE (06:56:04 PM) Tamasys: O_O (06:56:08 PM) Tamasys: WHAT????? (06:56:17 PM) Tamasys: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW????? (06:56:24 PM) Starla: I DUNNO (06:56:29 PM) Starla: I HAVEN'T SEEN IT IN YEARS (06:56:36 PM) Tamasys: O_O (06:56:54 PM) Tamasys: **pushes Starla out the window** (06:57:04 PM) Starla: OH MY GOD (06:57:08 PM) ***Starla screams of pain (06:57:29 PM) Starla: THE DEATHING HAS PAIN LIKE MANY LIONS OF CANTELOPE (06:57:46 PM) Starla: http://joanharvest.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/screaming-2.jpg (06:57:52 PM) ***Jonathan Sala fixes everything by singing Circle of Life (06:57:57 PM) Jonathan Sala: And Hakuna Matata (06:58:11 PM) Jonathan Sala: Lololololololol
(06:23:56 PM) Pyro: Hmm, what days do we get off? What's today's date? (06:24:05 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: Today is the 23rd for us (06:24:26 PM) Pyro: *SCREAMS* (06:24:34 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: ????? (06:24:42 PM) ***Pyro runs away (06:24:43 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?!?! (06:25:05 PM) Pyro: 23 is the evil day (06:25:11 PM) Pyro: Remember (06:25:12 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: Oh lol (06:25:16 PM) Starla Alice Insigna: you scared me :P
* SAI whispers "TimTam's coming" Tamasys: Greetings Drifty: He is? SAI: LOL Drifty: Yay! Drifty: You must be psychic SAI: I am! Drifty: pfft-cakes SAI: I'm a witch!
*much, much later*
SAI: Drifty's online! Drifty: back Drifty: Hi SAI: lol
