(12:26:23 PM) DriftyBeyond : Fourie: I want a present! (12:26:23 PM) ***Fourie gives DriftyBeyond THE JACKPOT PRIZEEEE (12:26:28 PM) Hatkirby : :O (12:26:30 PM) DriftyBeyond : Fourie: I want a present! (12:26:30 PM) Fourie : TOO BAD! *steals the Creature* (12:26:31 PM) Hatkirby : YOU WONNNNNN (12:26:34 PM) Hatkirby : DRIFTY, YOU WONNNNNN (12:26:37 PM) DriftyBeyond : I did! (12:26:47 PM) Hatkirby : YOU WON THE JACKPOTTTT (12:26:55 PM) Hatkirby : AND IT ISS...... fifty cents! (12:26:58 PM) Hatkirby : And a bus token! (12:27:01 PM) Hatkirby : An expired bus token! (12:27:02 PM) ozzyfrog : wow (12:27:06 PM) DriftyBeyond : Amazing. (12:27:13 PM) ozzyfrog : Lucky. (12:27:13 PM) Hatkirby : An expired bus token for bus 22 in New York! (12:27:24 PM) DriftyBeyond : I know (12:27:35 PM) ***DriftyBeyond gives THE JACKPOT PRIZEEEE to Ozzyfrog (12:27:40 PM) Hatkirby : :O (12:27:42 PM) ozzyfrog : :O (12:27:43 PM) ozzyfrog : No (12:27:44 PM) Hatkirby : BUTBUTBUT (12:27:45 PM) DriftyBeyond : :D (12:27:47 PM) ozzyfrog : I can't accept that (12:27:49 PM) Hatkirby : He cannot accept that (12:27:49 PM) ozzyfrog : it's too much (12:27:53 PM) Hatkirby : It's too much (12:27:58 PM) DriftyBeyond : Rlly (12:28:01 PM) ozzyfrog : well (12:28:03 PM) ozzyfrog : ok :D (12:28:47 PM) ***DriftyBeyond gives the consolation prize to Hatkirby (12:28:53 PM) ***DriftyBeyond is lulzing in real life (12:28:56 PM) Hatkirby : GASPYAY (12:28:59 PM) Hatkirby : A NEW CAR! (12:29:10 PM) ***Hatkirby drives into the sunset with her fiancé (12:29:20 PM) ozzyfrog : don't do that (12:29:24 PM) ozzyfrog : you'll get burnt (12:29:28 PM) DriftyBeyond : Ohyeah (12:29:30 PM) Hatkirby : LOL (12:29:31 PM) Fourie : ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ (12:29:33 PM) DriftyBeyond : you'll get burnt to buts (12:29:37 PM) DriftyBeyond : I mean butts (12:29:40 PM) DriftyBeyond : I mean bits (12:30:02 PM) DriftyBeyond : Just imagine (12:30:13 PM) DriftyBeyond : Hatkirby and fiancee getting burnt (12:30:18 PM) DriftyBeyond : and all that are left are the butts (12:30:19 PM) Hatkirby : :O (12:30:29 PM) ozzyfrog : It happens you know (12:31:29 PM) DriftyBeyond : Of course (12:31:38 PM) DriftyBeyond : haven't you heard of "I got burnt to butts" itis? (12:31:43 PM) ***Hatkirby is a butt (12:31:47 PM) ozzyfrog : odear (12:31:52 PM) ozzyfrog : we're too late (12:31:54 PM) DriftyBeyond : Oh dearie me (12:32:06 PM) DriftyBeyond : Well, there's only one thing we can do (12:32:16 PM) DriftyBeyond : go through the ashes for any spare change (12:32:21 PM) Hatkirby : :O (12:32:22 PM) ozzyfrog : :D (12:32:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog looks (12:32:28 PM) ***Hatkirby suddenly rematerializes (12:32:31 PM) ozzyfrog : oops (12:32:37 PM) Hatkirby : YOUR ARM IS IN MY STOMACH (12:33:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog runs while Hat is distracted (12:33:33 PM) DriftyBeyond : Hatkirby: you have Ozzyfrog's hand in your stomach, what conclusions can we draw from that? (12:33:49 PM) Hatkirby : DriftyBeyond: I think that he thought I was a swimming pool (12:33:50 PM) ***ozzyfrog forgets he is still attached to hat (12:34:00 PM) ***Hatkirby chases ozzyfrog because she is attached (12:34:13 PM) ***DriftyBeyond takes photoes and puts them up on Facebook (12:34:19 PM) Hatkirby : OWOWOW (12:34:27 PM) Hatkirby : Get your hand out! (12:34:29 PM) ***ozzyfrog tries to shake Hat off (12:35:05 PM) ***Hatkirby eats antacids for fun (12:35:06 PM) Hatkirby : OOF! (12:35:14 PM) Hatkirby : Ozzyfrog's hand dissolved! (12:35:15 PM) DriftyBeyond : Waiiiit (12:35:19 PM) ozzyfrog : :O (12:35:23 PM) DriftyBeyond : if Ozzy's hand is in Hatkirby's stomach (12:35:24 PM) ozzyfrog : MAH HAND (12:35:29 PM) DriftyBeyond : what about the stomach acids? (12:35:44 PM) Hatkirby : Ozzyfrog: You are in much pain now (12:35:50 PM) Hatkirby : HCL has been eating away at your hand (12:36:04 PM) DriftyBeyond : Would Hatkirby technically be a cannibal, as she has digested Ozzyfrog's hand? (12:36:16 PM) ozzyfrog : I think so (12:36:19 PM) Hatkirby : and my antacids reacted with it and destroyed your hand and much of the surrounding area (12:36:33 PM) Hatkirby : Well it's not my fault his hand was in my stomach ashes when I rematerialized! (12:36:43 PM) DriftyBeyond : It's probably my fault (12:36:44 PM) DriftyBeyond : AHHHHHHHH (12:36:47 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs away (12:36:52 PM) ***Hatkirby chases DriftyBeyond (12:36:55 PM) ***ozzyfrog regrows hand (12:37:01 PM) ***DriftyBeyond jumps in Ozzyfrog's plane and promptly crashes it (12:37:06 PM) ozzyfrog : :'O (12:37:10 PM) ozzyfrog : MAH PLANE (12:37:10 PM) ***Hatkirby gnaws Ozzyfrog's hand off (12:37:16 PM) ***DriftyBeyond has the ability to crumple anything by touching it (12:37:18 PM) ozzyfrog : no you don't (12:37:23 PM) ***DriftyBeyond has crumpled Ozzyfrog's plane (12:37:23 PM) ***ozzyfrog throws Hat to the moon (12:37:31 PM) ***Hatkirby flies (12:37:39 PM) Hatkirby : WHEEEE (12:37:48 PM) ***ozzyfrog gets a spanner (12:37:51 PM) ***Hatkirby lands on the moon and makes friends with the alien intelligence there (12:38:01 PM) Hatkirby : They zap Ozzyfrog with their superior technology (12:38:17 PM) ozzyfrog : This means war (12:38:25 PM) ***ozzyfrog flees to LA PA~ (12:38:26 PM) DriftyBeyond : Oh dearie me (12:38:31 PM) Hatkirby : Btw, did my fiancée ever get restored? (12:38:36 PM) DriftyBeyond : Probably not (12:38:40 PM) Hatkirby : :O (12:38:42 PM) Hatkirby : BUT I LOVE! (12:38:47 PM) DriftyBeyond : as I took the ashhes with me (12:38:52 PM) DriftyBeyond : and put it in a jar (12:38:54 PM) ***Hatkirby chases DriftyBeyond (12:39:01 PM) DriftyBeyond : and crumpled it with the plane (12:39:04 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs away (12:39:05 PM) ***Hatkirby thinks better of it, and has DriftyBeyond zapped with alien technology (12:39:13 PM) ***DriftyBeyond is zapped (12:39:16 PM) ***Hatkirby searches through the wreckage (12:39:17 PM) ***DriftyBeyond continues running (12:39:21 PM) Hatkirby : BABY I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE (12:39:23 PM) Hatkirby : DUN WORRY (12:39:27 PM) ***Hatkirby sifts (12:39:28 PM) ozzyfrog : quick Drifty! (12:39:31 PM) ozzyfrog : LA PA~ (12:39:42 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs to LA PA (12:39:43 PM) ***ozzyfrog locksdown LA PA~ (12:39:45 PM) ***Hatkirby whips out a gun and long-distance shoots Drifty (12:39:54 PM) ***DriftyBeyond remembers that she crumpled Ozzyfrog's plane (12:39:59 PM) ***DriftyBeyond hides under a table (12:40:05 PM) ***ozzyfrog has a better plane in LA PA~ (12:40:10 PM) ***Hatkirby found a jar in perfect condition
(10:16:02 PM) DriftyBeyond : Fourie: who's here? (10:16:02 PM) Fourie : Well, there's Smiley and Smiley and maybe even DriftyBeyond! (10:16:11 PM) Hatkirby : TWO SMILIES (10:16:12 PM) Hatkirby : AAAAHHHHH (10:16:15 PM) DriftyBeyond : AHHHHH (10:16:21 PM) Hatkirby : AAAAAAAHHHHHHH (10:16:26 PM) DriftyBeyond : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (10:16:31 PM) Hatkirby : AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (10:16:33 PM) ***ozzyfrog remains calm
(10:11:47 PM) Smiley : Transformers, utensils in disguise (10:11:58 PM) DriftyBeyond : Smiley, lol (10:12:09 PM) DriftyBeyond : Transformers, time to eat some pie (10:12:19 PM) Hatkirby : Transformers, why can't we just die? (10:12:20 PM) Smiley : i agree (10:12:24 PM) Hatkirby : LOL (10:12:31 PM) Hatkirby : Bad timing! :P
(09:47:30 PM) DriftyBeyond : Fourie: I want a present! (09:47:30 PM) ***Fourie gives DriftyBeyond a sandwich (09:47:34 PM) Hatkirby : I want a present! (09:47:34 PM) ***Fourie gives Hatkirby a life (09:47:37 PM) Hatkirby : LOL
Fourie : Okay, Hatkirby, deleted that 'Hatkirby' is 'wrong'.
(10:11:59 AM) BleuM937 : - i think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything = (10:12:05 AM) BleuM937 : SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE (10:12:08 AM) Hatkirby : ... (10:12:09 AM) Fourie : [tamasys silently removes his pants] (10:12:09 AM) Tamasys : :D :D :D (10:12:15 AM) Tamasys : BOTSMACK (10:12:15 AM) Fourie : It's not my fault, blame my programmers! (10:12:18 AM) Hatkirby : LOL (10:12:18 AM) BleuM937 : WHAT (10:12:18 AM) Fourie : I know, it's so wonderful! (10:12:19 AM) Timbo94 : :P
(08:43:17 AM) Tamasys : um... why do my jeans smell like incense? (08:43:20 AM) Hatkirby : lolwhut? (08:43:24 AM) DriftyBeyond : Pfft (08:43:34 AM) DriftyBeyond : I actually have incense at my house (08:43:34 AM) Timbo94 : :P (08:43:34 AM) Hatkirby : Because you keep removing them and Fourie steals them and does stuff to them! (08:43:47 AM) DriftyBeyond : Lulz! (08:43:47 AM) Fourie : GORGLESNERT (08:43:52 AM) Hatkirby : There was a lot of incest at school the other day (08:43:58 AM) Hatkirby : for some Grim Reaper Day (08:44:06 AM) Hatkirby : O_O I MEAN INSENCE (08:44:11 AM) Tamasys : O_O (08:44:11 AM) Tamasys : ROFL (08:44:16 AM) Hatkirby : OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT (08:44:16 AM) Fourie : LOL RIGHT BACK AT CHA (08:44:18 AM) DriftyBeyond : Grim Reaper day? (08:44:28 AM) Hatkirby : Something about people dying in car crashes (08:44:37 AM) Hatkirby : They rang a gong every hour and there was incense everywhere (08:44:44 AM) DriftyBeyond : O_O (08:44:45 AM) Hatkirby : Not incest (08:44:48 AM) Hatkirby : No incest at school
(07:34:19 AM) DriftyBeyond : Fourie: What gender is Timbo94? (07:34:19 AM) Fourie : DriftyBeyond: Your mom is Timbo94!
Pyro *points to buttons with Demi Lovato and the Jonas brothers on it*Pyro : "do you know who they are?"Drifty : "no"Pyro : "you suck"Drifty : "I take great pride in my sucking"Both : *lol*
(07:56:03 PM) Hatkirby : You know what? I love StalkerBot :P (07:56:08 PM) Hatkirby : StalkerBot: botsnack (07:56:08 PM) Fourie : :D (07:56:25 PM) Tamasys : Fourie, that wasn't for you (07:56:25 PM) Fourie : Whatcha tawkin about Willis? (07:56:33 PM) Hatkirby : He's confused! (07:56:36 PM) Hatkirby : :P (07:56:38 PM) Tamasys : lol (07:56:40 PM) Hatkirby : Fourie: botsnack (07:56:40 PM) Fourie : OM NOM NOM NOM (07:56:43 PM) Hatkirby : I love you too! (07:56:43 PM) Fourie : OMG THIS IS SO CUTE *takes a picture and uploads it to Facebook* (07:56:50 PM) Hatkirby : lolwhut