Ozzyfrog: I'm just unpacking a desk lamp Ozzyfrog: it weighs about the same as a small African country Ozzyfrog: I can hardly move it anywhere, although that's the sad life of a Ozzyfrog: lamp Friend: On the bright side, it is a lamp Ozzyfrog: It's certainly not dim Friend: you can be sure it will enlighten any situation Ozzyfrog: It won't leave you in the dark Friend: It will help you see the brighter side of things Ozzyfrog: All you need to do is follow the light Friend: The light shall guide you in the right direction Ozzyfrog: It will brighten up your future Friend: Will you donate the lamp to the small african country? Friend: They could use some light Ozzyfrog: They are going through dark times at the moment Friend: But they have so little power Ozzyfrog: Watt a shame Friend: It's an injustice Ozzyfrog: Although no-one has been charged Friend: But the battery hens were allowed to leave Ozzyfrog: It was such a shocking experience for them Friend: And the people! Power to the people! Fill them with energy! Ozzyfrog: Although not so much that it hertz Friend: No, we could be charged with assault Ozzyfrog: Yes, and we would be able to give so little resistance Friend: It's hard to keep current with all these things Ozzyfrog: It is, but we must remain positive Friend: We have amp-le reasons to remain positive Ozzyfrog: Indeed, let's not lose our spark.
(07:32:02 PM) Tamasys: http://neave.com/fractal (07:32:11 PM) Starla: YESYESTANKU (07:32:15 PM) Tamasys: lol (07:32:24 PM) Starla: I have been looking for that site but I completely forgot what it was called! (07:32:27 PM) Tamasys: lolol (07:32:33 PM) Starla: Anaglyph YAY! (07:33:14 PM) Tamasys: I <3 anaglyphs (07:33:19 PM) Starla: OOOH STROBE (07:33:23 PM) Starla: love this one (07:33:28 PM) Tamasys: Strobe? (07:34:09 PM) Starla: LOL STUFF IS GETTING CLOSER TO ME (07:40:23 PM) Tamasys: ... (07:40:26 PM) Tamasys: orite (07:40:27 PM) Tamasys: :D
(02:59:43 PM) Starla: HI (02:59:52 PM) Tamasys: Hai (02:59:57 PM) Tamasys: **is online** (03:00:00 PM) Starla: :P (03:00:03 PM) Starla: HIHIHI (03:00:07 PM) Starla: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU (03:00:12 PM) Starla: I may never have read that email (03:00:16 PM) Tamasys: Rofl (03:00:20 PM) Tamasys: Hehehe :) (03:00:30 PM) Starla: I would have passed on.... slowly moving to Yahoo before realizing that Yahoo! Mail is garbage (03:00:42 PM) Starla: Then I would switch between providers before finally settling with GMail again (03:00:52 PM) Starla: I would create a new account and start my life over (03:01:05 PM) Starla: I would open a farm in Alabama and raise sheep (03:01:22 PM) Starla: Until the poachers came and killed them all, after which I sued them (03:01:46 PM) Starla: I won the lawsuit and it turned out that they were very wealthy poachers (obviously, this has happened many times before) so I became teh rich (03:02:32 PM) Starla: Which is obviously the worst outcome of the two (03:03:43 PM) Tamasys: lolololololoool
(05:38:01 PM) Starla: WHEN THINGS ARE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT, YOU CAN MAKE IRANIAN FARMERS IN OHIO LOOK VERY BAD OR VERY GOOD, DEPENDING ON THE SEVERITY OF THE STATEMENT AND THE SIZE OF YOUR BACKYARD (05:38:14 PM) Starla: another wise proverb from Starla (05:38:19 PM) Tamasys: ONOES!! (05:38:37 PM) Tamasys: NOT ANOTHER WISELIEK PROVERB (05:38:40 PM) Tamasys: :P (05:38:48 PM) Starla: YESSS MORE VISEIK WOBERB (05:38:52 PM) Starla: *wise proverbs (05:39:25 PM) Starla: NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TRY TO CLEAN YOUR KITCHEN, AN IRISH GNOME WILL ALWAYS MANAGE TO SNEAK BACK IN AND STEAL YOUR MUESLI (05:41:21 PM) Tamasys: Not the Muslim!!! (05:41:25 PM) Tamasys: O_o (05:41:29 PM) Tamasys: *muesli (05:41:31 PM) Starla: Muesli (05:41:32 PM) Starla: LOL (05:41:48 PM) Tamasys: Silly iPod (05:42:03 PM) Starla: Autocorrection or Freudian slip? (05:42:20 PM) Tamasys: Lol
Pyro: I can't believe the teachers are making us sit on the floor. The floor is beneath us! Drifty: *lols* Yes, the floor IS beneath us. Pyro: I meant it in the degrading way!
**Tamasys needs some tuna dip... Tamasys: so delicious BleuM937: tuna diP? Tamasys: mm Tamasys: Yumi Tuna Dip Tamasys: it is delicious BleuM937: dip made from tuna? Tamasys: like, amazingly so Tamasys: mm BleuM937: sounds suspicious Tamasys: nah BleuM937: sounds a little fishy BleuM937: ;P Tamasys: -_- Tamasys: never say that again Tamasys: ever
[7:31:25 PM] Starla Alice Insigna is listening to Have You Got It In You? by Imogen Heap [7:32:00 PM] Pyro: ROFL [7:32:07 PM] Pyro: thats what she said [7:33:53 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: whut? [7:33:57 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: OH GOD [7:34:05 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: i get it [7:34:22 PM] Pyro: Lmao [7:34:25 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo but I liked this song [7:35:02 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: ahhhhhh now I'm going to think that everytime i hear the song [7:35:13 PM] Pyro: hahaha [7:37:41 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: *cries* [7:37:52 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: lol [7:38:02 PM] Pyro: sorry :) [7:38:11 PM] Starla Alice Insigna is listening to Can't Take It In by Imogen Heap [7:38:23 PM] Pyro: LOL [7:38:31 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: oh you are KIDDING ME!!!!!! [7:38:44 PM] Starla Alice Insigna is rofling now
Pyro: yay internet is back! Starla Alice Insigna: :) Pyro: it died for a whole 3 mins Drifty: :) Pyro: it was painfull! Starla Alice Insigna: OH GOD Starla Alice Insigna: MAKE IT STOP Timbo94: O_O Starla Alice Insigna: THE INTERNET IS DYING!!!! Drifty: whut Starla Alice Insigna: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! Drifty: Is it bleeding purple gunk? Starla Alice Insigna: It's actually greeen Pyro: NOOOO! Starla Alice Insigna: The purple is jelly I dripped on the table while making a PB&J sandwich Drifty: No, it's internet gunk Drifty: The green is there TO TRICK YOU Starla Alice Insigna: OH Starla Alice Insigna: SO WHAT I ATE TODAY WAS A PEANUT BUTTER AND INTERNET SANDWICH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Starla Alice Insigna: OMG!!!!!! Starla Alice Insigna: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Drifty: IT MEANS Drifty: YOU ARE THE INTERNET NOW Drifty: YOU HAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER Starla Alice Insigna: OH MY GOD Starla Alice Insigna: I AM THE INTERNET Starla Alice Insigna: I AMMMM THE INTERNETTTTTTTTTT Smiley: you are the internet Drifty: THAT"S RIGHT Drifty: AFFIRM IT Starla Alice Insigna: I AM!!!!!!! Smiley: WHY ARE WE SPEAKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS Drifty: THAT IS THE WAY TO GET OUT OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Starla Alice Insigna: GET / HTTP/1.1 Timbo94: if you are the internet, doesn't that mean you ate yourself? :P Starla Alice Insigna: Host: fourisland.com Starla Alice Insigna: Connection: keep-alive Starla Alice Insigna: User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US) AppleWebKit/532.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/5.0.307.9 Safari/532.9 Starla Alice Insigna: Referrer: A PB&J sandwich Pyro: lol Drifty: Why yes Drifty: she did eat herself Starla Alice Insigna: I have eaten myself Drifty: RULE NUMBER ONE OF STAYING ALIVE: DON'T EAT YOURSELF Starla Alice Insigna: I ate myself before I was myself Starla Alice Insigna: Thus becoming myself Starla Alice Insigna: lol