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Hatkirby: Okay, we need to fill out this sheet.
Hatkirby: How much does he pay for his house?
Student: Nothing!
Hatkirby: He's a hobo?
#292 Up +22/-20 Down
Student: I want to make my cursor look all pretty.
Student 2: Just Google it and you'll find something.
Student: Oooh! How does this work?
Student 2: It's JavaScript.
Student 3: That's the same thing as Java, right?
Student 2: Yeah.
Hatkirby: Umm.... actually, JavaScript and Java are two completely different things.
Student 2: Actually, the difference between JavaScript and Java is like the difference between C and C++.
* Hatkirby mentally curses Netscape for naming JavaScript
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Hatkirby (thinking while walking): Okay, I'm just going to ignore them. I mean, seriously? It's a quiz, not a test! Oh look, it's Mrs. Kearney. Anyway, it's a quiz, not a te-O_O MRS. KEARNEY?!?!?!?!
#290 Up +29/-19 Down
Starla: we could have SUBFORUMYS!
Starla: MAGIC! MYSTERY! CASTLE FOOD!
tamasys: O_O
#289 Up +28/-26 Down
BleuM937: goodbye [tamasys]
BleuM937: you have been a good friend
tamasys: Live for me, [BleuM937]
BleuM937: i'll miss you
tamasys: I'll always live on in your hearts and minds
tamasys: Always remember the good times
BleuM937: sniff
**tamasys fades away
BleuM937: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
**BleuM937 cries
---tamasys has left the conversation---
BleuM937: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney
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* Soojin Ying is listening to Trouble Is A Dreind by Lenka
[8:11:26 AM] Drifty: Woah, cool
[8:11:27 AM] Soojin Ying: lol *friend
[8:11:31 AM] Drifty: What'sa a Dreind?
[8:11:42 AM] Soojin Ying: lol
[8:11:55 AM] Drifty: IT'S LIKE A ZOMBIE THAT SKIPS IN MEADOWS AND SINGS MIKA SONGS
[8:11:59 AM] Soojin Ying: OMG!
[8:12:04 AM] Soojin Ying: Or Lenka songs
[8:12:20 AM] Soojin Ying: OHNO DREINDS ARE EVERYWHERE
[8:12:27 AM] Drifty: AND IT HAS FLOWERS FOR HAIR
[8:12:41 AM] Soojin Ying: One time.... I was walking home.... alone.... and I was eating popcorn.... alone.... and then THE DRIENDS ATTACK OMG
[8:13:01 AM] Drifty: AND THEN THEY SANG TAYLOR SWIFT AT ME AHHHH
[8:13:04 AM] Soojin Ying: SO MANY BRACELETS AAAHHH
[8:13:26 AM] Drifty: LOOK A BUNNYPIG
[8:13:39 AM] Soojin Ying: lol we're totally insane :D
* Soojin Ying is listening to We Will Not Grow Mold by Lenka
[8:14:13 AM] Soojin Ying: LOL LOL I MEANT OLD
[8:14:17 AM] Drifty: MOLD?
[8:14:19 AM] Drifty: Lol!
[8:14:21 AM] Soojin Ying: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!!
[8:14:35 AM] Drifty: "There's one thing about penicilin, is that we will not grow mold"
[8:14:40 AM] Soojin Ying: LOL
#287 Up +18/-19 Down
Teacher: And this guy was good at logic.
Most Students: Oh no, I hate logic!
Teacher: This is interesting because I know most of you are doing geometry now.
* Teacher starts writing "~p^q" on the board
Most Students: OH MY GOD NO!!!!!!!! ERASE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Hatkirby: ....I like logic.
#286 Up +20/-19 Down
Pyro: I'm not up myself, I'm awesome!!!
#285 Up +20/-14 Down
Somebody: You can either have ice cream or pecan tart
Starla: Oooh, what's that like?
Somebody Else: It's like pie.
Starla: I like pie!
Everybody Else: ....
Starla: Oh god, I said it.
#284 Up +21/-21 Down
***I realize the below quote doesn't really make sense, but it was funny at the time.***

***The following is a parody we made up today of Candy Mountain from Charlie the Unicorn***

Timbo94 and Sammi9494: *like Blue and Pink unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn* Hug the Tree of Abstinence [Pyro]! Hug the Tree of Abstinence! It's filled with contraceptives and Morning After Pills!