exempt_medic: I'm so over Fukushima exempt_medic: *Bullshit 😦 exempt_medic: Thanks phone, that helpd exempt_medic: PHONE hatkirby: ok i was really trying to figure out what this meant lol exempt_medic: I just remembered what Fukishima is, and WOW exempt_medic: PHONE HOW TAF exempt_medic: Fukishima ??? How??? rever: Give hatkirby his phone back hatkirby: not enough cock typos exempt_medic: I Thought that said "types" hatkirby: Exempt your phone doesn't have enough types of cock on it which means it can't be mine hatkirby: i'm not a furry i think there would only be one type of cock on my phone exempt_medic: It has a lot... exempt_medic: Gotta make a Type Chart like in Pokemon exempt_medic: Cock Paper Scissors energy rever: yeouch hatkirby: most are super effective against me rever: oh truuu rever: Cock Paper BigFuckingPole exempt_medic: Don't worry, Cock beats Scissors and loses to Paper exempt_medic: And ties with other cocks hatkirby: why does cock beat scissors rever: 📝 exempt_medic: Because rock beats scissors hatkirby: scissors fucks cock up exempt_medic: Why does paper beat rock 🤷 hatkirby: and cock cums on paper so cock wins that one rever: they got chop chop rever: because it surrounds it hatkirby: this made perfect sense to me in my head exempt_medic: It does rever: it made sense in mine too dw exempt_medic: I can't even be mad exempt_medic: Thanks for the lick me up exempt_medic: ... ahhhhhhhhhh hatkirby: Uh huh rever: FOR THE WHAT NOW????
hatkirby: I dunno who came up with the concept of having to get out of bed in the morning but I'm gonna hunt that fucker down hatkirby: I'm gonna search every nook, and you BETTER BELIEVE I'll search every cranny hatkirby: And then one day, when I'm old and wizened, I'll find him in this cave, hidden past human recognition hatkirby: He'll smile warmly and invite me to have some tea with him, partially bc he knows that I'm old enough now to understand why the morning has to be the way it is, and partially bc caffeine helps you get your day started hatkirby: We have a talk, about nothing but also about everything hatkirby: We also fool around a little, like in a gay way, like in the way gay men might fool around, gayly hatkirby: Then when it's time to go I use my demon powers to become young again and I shoot massive lasers out of my eyes and obliterate his morning loving ass out of existence, exploding half the countryside in the process
eka_caesium: @hatkirby I had a dream last night about fighting a vampire in an ancient tomb and somehow the result of winning this fight was orange and cream popsicles getting labeled "the average shuuenpro fan enjoys these" or something like that hatkirby: that's so funny though like it feels more like a reading than an advertisement hatkirby: oh you like this? these tasty milky and fruity popsicles? bitch you probably like shuuen no shiori too eka_caesium: *wheeze* hatkirby: [advert intended to normies] hey do you want to get the feeling of murdering your childhood friend? we've got ice cream, that'll probably do it, at least it seems to for these freaks over here
hatkirby: oh i had a dream last night that my ex's dick was in the middle of his chest rever: WHGATTARDGD rever: WHAT THE FUCK qwint: that's just where it goes rever: in the square hole newsoupvi: giving chesticle a new meaning exempt_medic: >KJDHSAKJDSAKL exempt_medic: I WAS NOT READY