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exempt_medic: I'm so over Fukushima
exempt_medic: *Bullshit 😦
exempt_medic: Thanks phone, that helpd
exempt_medic: PHONE
hatkirby: ok i was really trying to figure out what this meant lol
exempt_medic: I just remembered what Fukishima is, and WOW
exempt_medic: PHONE HOW TAF
exempt_medic: Fukishima ??? How???
rever: Give hatkirby his phone back
hatkirby: not enough cock typos
exempt_medic: I Thought that said "types"
hatkirby: Exempt your phone doesn't have enough types of cock on it which means it can't be mine
hatkirby: i'm not a furry i think there would only be one type of cock on my phone
exempt_medic: It has a lot...
exempt_medic: Gotta make a Type Chart like in Pokemon
exempt_medic: Cock Paper Scissors energy
rever: yeouch
hatkirby: most are super effective against me
rever: oh truuu
rever: Cock Paper BigFuckingPole
exempt_medic: Don't worry, Cock beats Scissors and loses to Paper
exempt_medic: And ties with other cocks
hatkirby: why does cock beat scissors
rever: 📝
exempt_medic: Because rock beats scissors
hatkirby: scissors fucks cock up
exempt_medic: Why does paper beat rock 🤷
hatkirby: and cock cums on paper so cock wins that one
rever: they got chop chop
rever: because it surrounds it
hatkirby: this made perfect sense to me in my head
exempt_medic: It does
rever: it made sense in mine too dw
exempt_medic: I can't even be mad
exempt_medic: Thanks for the lick me up
exempt_medic: ... ahhhhhhhhhh
hatkirby: Uh huh
rever: FOR THE WHAT NOW????
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hatkirby: I dunno who came up with the concept of having to get out of bed in the morning but I'm gonna hunt that fucker down
hatkirby: I'm gonna search every nook, and you BETTER BELIEVE I'll search every cranny
hatkirby: And then one day, when I'm old and wizened, I'll find him in this cave, hidden past human recognition
hatkirby: He'll smile warmly and invite me to have some tea with him, partially bc he knows that I'm old enough now to understand why the morning has to be the way it is, and partially bc caffeine helps you get your day started
hatkirby: We have a talk, about nothing but also about everything
hatkirby: We also fool around a little, like in a gay way, like in the way gay men might fool around, gayly
hatkirby: Then when it's time to go I use my demon powers to become young again and I shoot massive lasers out of my eyes and obliterate his morning loving ass out of existence, exploding half the countryside in the process
#803 Up +4/-0 Down
hatkirby: How quickly are you aging??
ihnn: Uh, one second per second.
hatkirby: Dang. In this economy?
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ihnn: Pipe bomb in the mail for Rever?
rever: Whoaaaa. Christmas came early.
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randomdragonjtk: I got a notification here just saying california and now its gone
hatkirby: ^ people watching the news in april 2038
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undalevein: Botanically speaking, avocados are berries
hatkirby: And culinarily speaking, avocados are disgusting
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swbookworm: fascinating
swbookworm: nobodys interested in going to ur moms house
swbookworm: probably bc they know shes already at mine :sunglarp:
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eka_caesium: @hatkirby I had a dream last night about fighting a vampire in an ancient tomb and somehow the result of winning this fight was orange and cream popsicles getting labeled "the average shuuenpro fan enjoys these" or something like that
hatkirby: that's so funny though like it feels more like a reading than an advertisement
hatkirby: oh you like this? these tasty milky and fruity popsicles? bitch you probably like shuuen no shiori too
eka_caesium: *wheeze*
hatkirby: [advert intended to normies] hey do you want to get the feeling of murdering your childhood friend? we've got ice cream, that'll probably do it, at least it seems to for these freaks over here
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hatkirby: oh i had a dream last night that my ex's dick was in the middle of his chest
rever: WHGATTARDGD
rever: WHAT THE FUCK
qwint: that's just where it goes
rever: in the square hole
newsoupvi: giving chesticle a new meaning
exempt_medic: >KJDHSAKJDSAKL
exempt_medic: I WAS NOT READY
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exempt_medic: I can't have blue I'm... gay