exempt_medic: I'm so over Fukushima exempt_medic: *Bullshit 😦 exempt_medic: Thanks phone, that helpd exempt_medic: PHONE hatkirby: ok i was really trying to figure out what this meant lol exempt_medic: I just remembered what Fukishima is, and WOW exempt_medic: PHONE HOW TAF exempt_medic: Fukishima ??? How??? rever: Give hatkirby his phone back hatkirby: not enough cock typos exempt_medic: I Thought that said "types" hatkirby: Exempt your phone doesn't have enough types of cock on it which means it can't be mine hatkirby: i'm not a furry i think there would only be one type of cock on my phone exempt_medic: It has a lot... exempt_medic: Gotta make a Type Chart like in Pokemon exempt_medic: Cock Paper Scissors energy rever: yeouch hatkirby: most are super effective against me rever: oh truuu rever: Cock Paper BigFuckingPole exempt_medic: Don't worry, Cock beats Scissors and loses to Paper exempt_medic: And ties with other cocks hatkirby: why does cock beat scissors rever: 📝 exempt_medic: Because rock beats scissors hatkirby: scissors fucks cock up exempt_medic: Why does paper beat rock 🤷 hatkirby: and cock cums on paper so cock wins that one rever: they got chop chop rever: because it surrounds it hatkirby: this made perfect sense to me in my head exempt_medic: It does rever: it made sense in mine too dw exempt_medic: I can't even be mad exempt_medic: Thanks for the lick me up exempt_medic: ... ahhhhhhhhhh hatkirby: Uh huh rever: FOR THE WHAT NOW????
hatkirby: oh i had a dream last night that my ex's dick was in the middle of his chest rever: WHGATTARDGD rever: WHAT THE FUCK qwint: that's just where it goes rever: in the square hole newsoupvi: giving chesticle a new meaning exempt_medic: >KJDHSAKJDSAKL exempt_medic: I WAS NOT READY
tinylittlegremlin: alcor: yeah id suck a dick for knowledge i dont have yet hatkirby: yeah? i'd suck a dick for literally no reason. you're not special
[anonymous]: You know the meme of how every man has an animal they think they could beat in a fight [anonymous]: My version of this is that I think that I could never lose something in my ass and whenever I see one of those xrays where someone got a bottle of shampoo stuck in their rectum I'm just like just poop it out dumbass
hatkirby: omg omg yalls yknow what i REALLY want hatkirby: pumking... pie........................ gasmasque: For I second I expected you to say dick hatkirby: i mean. i do want that too hatkirby: but i try to restrain myself in tau general pallasvoid: (X) Doubt gasmasque: Emphasis on try hatkirby: ok fine guys i want dick in every hole of my body are you happy now hatkirby: bearing my soul here pallasvoid: i am overjoyed pallasvoid: thank you for speaking your truth hatkirby: and i want cum on my soul ok pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: gasmasque: And we love you for that
gasmasque: Here at Tau we’re discovering new ways to be homosexual, here’s our lead researcher Star now gasmasque: Star, say something about our research for the people back at home hatkirby: Thank you Gas! Yes, audience, I've been really trying to push the homosexual envelope here. I've been doing things such as 1) thinking about dick 2) thinking about balls 3) thinking about BOTH at the same time 4) thinking about TOUCHING them even hatkirby: Let me tell you I've been getting some great results gasmasque: Now I know thinking about TOUCHING them sounds dangerous folks, but Star here is a professional gay boy gasmasque: He knows his penises
hatkirby: Oh, is this my new work computer? Yeah they emailed me telling me I had to get a new one within two weeks. bwoka: Is the old one Intel? [company] probably wants us to get the new Macs because they are better at handling a second monitor with Meet on it. toothpastecanyon: ??? Meat?? hatkirby: MEET, like, video calling for work. toothpastecanyon: [laughing] Oh, I thought- hatkirby: [also laughing] Yeah I perfectly envisioned what you heard and it is funny toothpastecanyon: I was like obviously you had to get a new computer for that. hatkirby: Yeah, I mean, they knew I had a second monitor. And they knew it had meat on it. toothpastecanyon: ... toothpastecanyon: [starts cracking up even harder] hatkirby: WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
toothpastecanyon: Bees save me toothpastecanyon: Save me bees toothpastecanyon: Fix Microsoft please :owo: azhdrake: Uhhhhhh have you tried turning the CrowdStrike off and on again? toothpastecanyon: Hmmm pallasvoid: :thinkscramble: pallasvoid: instructions unclear, :penis: got caught in ceiling fan hatkirby: That's rough buddy pallasvoid: :blobamused: ideally, yes hatkirby: :penis: pallasvoid: anyway, I'm sorry Tooth hahaha hatkirby: Void looking for that Samsung spin cycle fan death orgasm pallasvoid: weujhgfdjkhegsdwrk;ijhegr pallasvoid: STAR WHAT HTE FGUCK hatkirby: Hi
hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"] cymrin: why is google play edging you…. hatkirby: if only hatkirby: i got this from a friend hatkirby: google play was edging them cymrin: if only???????????? cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself