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exempt_medic: I'm so over Fukushima
exempt_medic: *Bullshit 😦
exempt_medic: Thanks phone, that helpd
exempt_medic: PHONE
hatkirby: ok i was really trying to figure out what this meant lol
exempt_medic: I just remembered what Fukishima is, and WOW
exempt_medic: PHONE HOW TAF
exempt_medic: Fukishima ??? How???
rever: Give hatkirby his phone back
hatkirby: not enough cock typos
exempt_medic: I Thought that said "types"
hatkirby: Exempt your phone doesn't have enough types of cock on it which means it can't be mine
hatkirby: i'm not a furry i think there would only be one type of cock on my phone
exempt_medic: It has a lot...
exempt_medic: Gotta make a Type Chart like in Pokemon
exempt_medic: Cock Paper Scissors energy
rever: yeouch
hatkirby: most are super effective against me
rever: oh truuu
rever: Cock Paper BigFuckingPole
exempt_medic: Don't worry, Cock beats Scissors and loses to Paper
exempt_medic: And ties with other cocks
hatkirby: why does cock beat scissors
rever: 📝
exempt_medic: Because rock beats scissors
hatkirby: scissors fucks cock up
exempt_medic: Why does paper beat rock 🤷
hatkirby: and cock cums on paper so cock wins that one
rever: they got chop chop
rever: because it surrounds it
hatkirby: this made perfect sense to me in my head
exempt_medic: It does
rever: it made sense in mine too dw
exempt_medic: I can't even be mad
exempt_medic: Thanks for the lick me up
exempt_medic: ... ahhhhhhhhhh
hatkirby: Uh huh
rever: FOR THE WHAT NOW????
#797 Up +1/-0 Down
hatkirby: oh i had a dream last night that my ex's dick was in the middle of his chest
rever: WHGATTARDGD
rever: WHAT THE FUCK
qwint: that's just where it goes
rever: in the square hole
newsoupvi: giving chesticle a new meaning
exempt_medic: >KJDHSAKJDSAKL
exempt_medic: I WAS NOT READY
#781 Up +1/-0 Down
tinylittlegremlin: alcor: yeah id suck a dick for knowledge i dont have yet
hatkirby: yeah? i'd suck a dick for literally no reason. you're not special
#759 Up +1/-0 Down
[anonymous]: You know the meme of how every man has an animal they think they could beat in a fight
[anonymous]: My version of this is that I think that I could never lose something in my ass and whenever I see one of those xrays where someone got a bottle of shampoo stuck in their rectum I'm just like just poop it out dumbass
#754 Up +0/-0 Down
hatkirby: omg omg yalls yknow what i REALLY want
hatkirby: pumking... pie........................
gasmasque: For I second I expected you to say dick
hatkirby: i mean. i do want that too
hatkirby: but i try to restrain myself in tau general
pallasvoid: (X) Doubt
gasmasque: Emphasis on try
hatkirby: ok fine guys i want dick in every hole of my body are you happy now
hatkirby: bearing my soul here
pallasvoid: i am overjoyed
pallasvoid: thank you for speaking your truth
hatkirby: and i want cum on my soul ok
pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze:
gasmasque: And we love you for that
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gasmasque: Here at Tau we’re discovering new ways to be homosexual, here’s our lead researcher Star now
gasmasque: Star, say something about our research for the people back at home
hatkirby: Thank you Gas! Yes, audience, I've been really trying to push the homosexual envelope here. I've been doing things such as 1) thinking about dick 2) thinking about balls 3) thinking about BOTH at the same time 4) thinking about TOUCHING them even
hatkirby: Let me tell you I've been getting some great results
gasmasque: Now I know thinking about TOUCHING them sounds dangerous folks, but Star here is a professional gay boy
gasmasque: He knows his penises
#740 Up +1/-0 Down
hatkirby: Oh, is this my new work computer? Yeah they emailed me telling me I had to get a new one within two weeks.
bwoka: Is the old one Intel? [company] probably wants us to get the new Macs because they are better at handling a second monitor with Meet on it.
toothpastecanyon: ??? Meat??
hatkirby: MEET, like, video calling for work.
toothpastecanyon: [laughing] Oh, I thought-
hatkirby: [also laughing] Yeah I perfectly envisioned what you heard and it is funny
toothpastecanyon: I was like obviously you had to get a new computer for that.
hatkirby: Yeah, I mean, they knew I had a second monitor. And they knew it had meat on it.
toothpastecanyon: ...
toothpastecanyon: [starts cracking up even harder]
hatkirby: WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
#735 Up +2/-0 Down
hatkirby: panus
newsoupvi: Is this like a combination of penis and anus
hatkirby: do you want it to be
#729 Up +2/-0 Down
toothpastecanyon: Bees save me
toothpastecanyon: Save me bees
toothpastecanyon: Fix Microsoft please :owo:
azhdrake: Uhhhhhh have you tried turning the CrowdStrike off and on again?
toothpastecanyon: Hmmm
pallasvoid: :thinkscramble:
pallasvoid: instructions unclear, :penis: got caught in ceiling fan
hatkirby: That's rough buddy
pallasvoid: :blobamused: ideally, yes
hatkirby: :penis:
pallasvoid: anyway, I'm sorry Tooth hahaha
hatkirby: Void looking for that Samsung spin cycle fan death orgasm
pallasvoid: weujhgfdjkhegsdwrk;ijhegr
pallasvoid: STAR WHAT HTE FGUCK
hatkirby: Hi
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hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"]
cymrin: why is google play edging you….
hatkirby: if only
hatkirby: i got this from a friend
hatkirby: google play was edging them
cymrin: if only????????????
cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself