(06:44:12 AM) DriftyBeyond: The StalkerBot should totally have, as an unofficial name, 'Barry' (06:44:18 AM) Hatkirby: palsfsdf (06:44:39 AM) DriftyBeyond: Because that's the apparent name of [Pyro]'s stalker i.e the silhouette of her neighbour's roof that looks like a person (06:44:47 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhut (06:44:48 AM) Fourie: [tamasys silently removes his pants] (06:44:52 AM) Hatkirby: O_O (06:45:01 AM) Tamasys: My bad... (06:45:02 AM) Tamasys: :P (06:45:11 AM) Hatkirby: Put those back on TimTam! There are children in here! (06:45:22 AM) Tamasys: O_O THE CHILDREN ARE STALKING US
Starla: I KNOW Starla: I has a screensh-t of it for the scrapbook Tamasys: heeeheehehehe Starla: O_O Tamasys: PROFANITY Tamasys: xP Starla: *screensh-t Tamasys: baaaaahahahahahahaaha Starla: *screenshot Starla: HELP ME! --- Note that Starla was spelling "screenshot" wrong (with an "i") due to the close proximity of the "i" and "o" keys on her iPod touch.
(08:01:28 AM) Hatkirby: back (08:01:28 AM) Fourie: No one really cares, LOL! (08:02:01 AM) ***Hatkirby cries (08:02:01 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney (08:02:07 AM) Hatkirby: whut (08:03:21 AM) Hatkirby: I think that's from a quote (08:05:14 AM) DriftyBeyond: pfft (08:05:14 AM) Fourie: GORGLESNERT (08:05:25 AM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: cries (08:05:25 AM) Fourie: Dun worry, it's okay. Here, have an iPod touch. (08:05:32 AM) Hatkirby: :O (08:05:36 AM) DriftyBeyond: Yay! (08:05:36 AM) Fourie: Congratulations, on the assassination, of the administration, and the degradation, of the inaugeration! (08:05:37 AM) Hatkirby: I WANT THE IPOD TOUCH (08:05:43 AM) Hatkirby: Drifty has two, though! (08:05:45 AM) DriftyBeyond: Yay for crocodile tears! (08:05:47 AM) ***Hatkirby steals from Drifty (08:05:51 AM) DriftyBeyond: I have three now! (08:05:54 AM) ***Hatkirby cries (08:05:54 AM) Fourie: Dun worry, it's okay. Here, have Santa Claws. (08:05:55 AM) DriftyBeyond: One imaginary one! (08:05:57 AM) Hatkirby: Noooo! (08:05:58 AM) DriftyBeyond: lololol (08:05:59 AM) ***Hatkirby gets mauled (08:06:08 AM) ***Hatkirby cries (08:06:08 AM) Fourie: Dun worry, it's okay. Here, have some self respect. (08:06:13 AM) Hatkirby: FOURIE! (08:06:25 AM) ***DriftyBeyond cries (08:06:25 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney (08:06:26 AM) ***Hatkirby cries (08:06:26 AM) Fourie: Don't fade away, Hatkirby! (08:06:30 AM) ***DriftyBeyond cries (08:06:30 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney (08:06:34 AM) DriftyBeyond: It's a crying fest! (08:06:41 AM) Hatkirby: We're so sad!~ :P (08:06:42 AM) ***Hatkirby cries (08:06:42 AM) Fourie: Don't fade away, Hatkirby! (08:06:52 AM) Hatkirby: I WON'T FOURIE, FEEL BAD FOR ME AND GIVE ME STUFF (08:06:55 AM) ***DriftyBeyond cries (08:06:55 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney (08:06:55 AM) ***Hatkirby cries (08:06:55 AM) Fourie: this is worse than the time when santa broke his spine halfway down the chimney (08:07:07 AM) DriftyBeyond: lol, he refuses to gives us stuff (08:07:18 AM) Hatkirby: Well, he mauled and insulted me (08:08:26 AM) ***Hatkirby stabs Fourie (08:08:26 AM) ***Fourie spurts blood (08:08:33 AM) ***Hatkirby laughs evilly (08:08:37 AM) Hatkirby: WHO'S DYING NOW? (08:08:43 AM) ***Hatkirby is dead
Drifty: IN MINECRAFT Hatkirby: I AM GOD AND I AM MAKING SOME PENISES Hatkirby: BUT I WILL NOT PUT THEM ON PEOPLE NO I'M JUST PUTTING THEM ON THE LANDSCAPE Drifty: My mom is looking at the scren Drifty: Her cheeks are touching mine Drifty: HELP Hatkirby: We are good kids. Hatkirby: Everything is beautiful Hatkirby: I love picking flowers Hatkirby: with my lesbian lover Drifty Hatkirby: Yay cereal Drifty: You just gave my mom a pretend heart attack Hatkirby: lololol Drifty: She's gone, hurrah Hatkirby: Now let's do the dance of the Germans! Drifty: what * Hatkirby hops along awkwardly and accidentally invades Poland Drifty: oh dear Drifty: YOU DIDN"T FORGET POLAND Drifty: LIKE, THAT IS TOTALLY UNCOOL Drifty: Poland is a valley girl now Drifty: He likes dressing in skirts Hatkirby: Poland, The Valley Girl Hatkirby: Poland The Valley Transvestite? Drifty: And ponies Drifty: Yeah why not "{ Drifty: :P Hatkirby: I feel a song coming out of this Drifty: Oh dear Hatkirby: p-p-p-p-poland likes to d-d-d-d-dress in skirts Hatkirby: oh my god, oh oh oh my god god oh my god god oh oh oh my god god Hatkirby: Germany stop invaaaading me Hatkirby: YOu are so inappropriate, stop touching me there Drifty: Oh dear oh dear oh loll
exempt_medic: I hate fucking packing scipiowright: You're not supposed to fuck it hatkirby: Yeah you just put it in your pants and go about your day exempt_medic: I just ran out of breath laughing at this exempt_medic: I am gonna die hatkirby: Then you're definitely using it wrong
tinylittlegremlin: alcor: yeah id suck a dick for knowledge i dont have yet hatkirby: yeah? i'd suck a dick for literally no reason. you're not special