Hatkirby: Ftairs! We found ftairs! Drifty: I warned you, bro, I warned you about ftaiiiiirs- OH GOD THE MINOTAUR Drifty: I firmly believe that House of Leaves can be crossed over with anything Hatkirby: Johnny, Imma let you finish, BUT BEYONCÉ HAD THE WORST DRUG-RELATED BOOK-INDUCED FREAK OUT OF THE YEAR! Drifty: Is this is a thing that happen Hatkirby: lololololol
Smiley: I only just relised that the forum is called the fourm Gryphic: Gryphic: HAHAHAHHHAH Gryphic: SMILEY Hatkirby: WHAT???? Hatkirby: You didn't know that????? * Hatkirby explodes Gryphic: HE THOUGHT Gryphic: THE FORUM Gryphic: WAS NOT THE FOURM * Gryphic is laffink her head off * Hatkirby quite agrees with Gryphic
#464Up+23/-18DownSeptember 17 2011 at 12:04:03 am EDT
Drifty: my god lady gaga videos are so weird Starla Insigna: :P Drifty: Watchinh Bloody Mary Starla Insigna: There's a video for Bloody Mary? Starla Insigna: It's not even a single Drifty: Oh it Drifty: s not official Drifty: but wtf Starla Insigna: oh Drifty: I thought it was official! Drifty: I mean who else would have freaky black clowns and long fingernails and heavy handed religious imagery Drifty: And people fondling chairs Starla Insigna: JESUS Drifty: oh Drifty: dear Starla Insigna: I mean lol Drifty: Jesus, what have you been up to?
#473Up+30/-25DownOctober 31 2011 at 01:30:06 am EDT
Drifty: Hello! Drifty: I have exercised the mouse Старла Эппрет: Hi! Drifty: I mean exorcised Старла Эппрет: Exorcized Drifty: s Старла Эппрет: Yes Старла Эппрет: That Drifty: Yes Старла Эппрет: Yes Старла Эппрет: More Drifty: Yes Старла Эппрет: Of course Старла Эппрет: Even more yes
Hatkirby: The Drifty looks like she thinks her dress has pockets and is desperately trying to hide her hands Drifty: lolololol Hatkirby: ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE A GUN?!?!? Drifty: YES Hatkirby: DON'T KILL SAM Drifty: I HAD A GUN Drifty: i just wonder sometimes if there are creepy people who go on these websites and are like "MAN LOOK AT ALL THESE YOUNG PEOPLE DRESSED UP LIKE OLD PEOPLE" Drifty: I didn't intend on ending my sentence like that Drifty: but it ended Hatkirby: "MAN THAT'S SOME SEXY POCKET ACTION GOING ON THERE" Hatkirby: "I WONDER IF THAT GIRL IS CONCEALING A GUN" Hatkirby: "I AM A PEDOPHILE" Hatkirby: "BBY" Drifty: "I LIKE CONCEALED GUNS" Drifty: wait why are the guys all into pocket action Drifty: It looks awkwardly cute Hatkirby: It is awkwardly cute Drifty: Does the photographer have a fetish for pockets Drifty: Is that even a thing? Hatkirby: "Man that is a sexy pocket, I bet you could fit an entire hand in there!" Drifty: or a gun Hatkirby: "perhaps a penis" /NO Drifty: HEY GUYS I HAVE AN EXTRA PENIS IN MY POCKET Hatkirby: DOES ANYONE WANT IT Drifty: ANYBODY WANT ONE Hatkirby: ANY LESBIANS IN THE HOUSE NEED A TWO WAY DILDO
Hatkirby: what the... I don't have a word Hatkirby: http://nyan.cat/ Drifty: :P Drifty: Waitwhat Drifty: I just licked that Hatkirby: *clicked, I hope
#476Up+24/-20DownJanuary 23 2012 at 02:01:44 am EST
Drifty: I'm still here, but I am accompanied by prawn pasta Starla Insigna: Heyyyy prawn pasta, whatcha up to? Drifty: Prawn pasta is sour Drifty: because of lemons Drifty: But zhe is also sour because life ahsn't treated zhir well Starla Insigna: Ah Drifty: Zhe keeps feeling like life's eating zhir Drifty: which it is Drifty: muahahahhaha Starla Insigna: It's not life, it's Drifty Starla Insigna: DRIFTY IS LIFEEEE Drifty: I AM LIFE Drifty: I AM ALSO JESUS /no Starla Insigna: AAAAAHH Starla Insigna: I KNEW IT Starla Insigna: THAT TIME YOU WALKED ON WATER, I WAS SUSPICIOUS Starla Insigna: BUT I THOUGHT "SHE HAS A CAT, SHE'S USED TO THAT BIZNATCH" Drifty: AND HOW ABOUT THE SWIMMING POOL INCIDENT Starla Insigna: OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER Drifty: I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE THAt ALL INTO WINE Starla Insigna: ELLIE WAS SO DRUNK Starla Insigna: SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE APOLLO Drifty: NO Drifty: I'M ZEUS Starla Insigna: AND THAT TIME YOU KISSED JUDAS AND HE TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY Drifty: as evidenced by my powers of rain Starla Insigna: BY JUDAS I OBVIOUSLY MEAN TIM Drifty: Oh god lololol
#323Up+21/-17DownJanuary 16 2010 at 12:59:06 am EST
* This conversation took place over the phone, which explains my deafness :P *
Hatkirby: Why do you hate GRUB so much? Smiley: I like GRUB legacy. Hatkirby: You like GRUB like a fish? Both: LOL
#185Up+21/-17DownJanuary 17 2009 at 02:09:38 pm EST
Teacher: What river did Caesar cross? Student 3: The Tigris! Student 2: The Euphrates! Hatkirby: The Rub-i-con! Student: What? Hatkirby: Don't know, it was random. Teacher: It was the Rubicon. Student & Hatkirby: WHAT? Student & Hatkirby: LOL