Hatkirby: The Drifty looks like she thinks her dress has pockets and is desperately trying to hide her hands Drifty: lolololol Hatkirby: ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE A GUN?!?!? Drifty: YES Hatkirby: DON'T KILL SAM Drifty: I HAD A GUN Drifty: i just wonder sometimes if there are creepy people who go on these websites and are like "MAN LOOK AT ALL THESE YOUNG PEOPLE DRESSED UP LIKE OLD PEOPLE" Drifty: I didn't intend on ending my sentence like that Drifty: but it ended Hatkirby: "MAN THAT'S SOME SEXY POCKET ACTION GOING ON THERE" Hatkirby: "I WONDER IF THAT GIRL IS CONCEALING A GUN" Hatkirby: "I AM A PEDOPHILE" Hatkirby: "BBY" Drifty: "I LIKE CONCEALED GUNS" Drifty: wait why are the guys all into pocket action Drifty: It looks awkwardly cute Hatkirby: It is awkwardly cute Drifty: Does the photographer have a fetish for pockets Drifty: Is that even a thing? Hatkirby: "Man that is a sexy pocket, I bet you could fit an entire hand in there!" Drifty: or a gun Hatkirby: "perhaps a penis" /NO Drifty: HEY GUYS I HAVE AN EXTRA PENIS IN MY POCKET Hatkirby: DOES ANYONE WANT IT Drifty: ANYBODY WANT ONE Hatkirby: ANY LESBIANS IN THE HOUSE NEED A TWO WAY DILDO
toothpastecanyon: my tummy hurts a bit (not accepting suggestions as to why) hatkirby: maybe it's a manifestation of your sin azhdrake: maybe it's maybelline
azhdrake: I'm imagining pinwheel like "plants", getting energy through their propellers, rooting into the side of the ship, drifting through the currents, azhdrake: Some getting huge, fucking windmill ass organisms azhdrake: some evolving sharp propellers so they're harder to eat, which become a hazard because they can slice up your sails if they pass through azhdrake: OH SHIT azhdrake: Stars would be LOUD out here!!! hatkirby: i always am azhdrake: fawefawfgawgeshryjdt toothpastecanyon: :blobaww: azhdrake: But yeah unfathomably large giant fusion balls in open air? God damn. Don't get too close toothpastecanyon: bees is just baiting star at this point :blobamused: azhdrake: >:( I'm trying to talk about worldbuilding! toothpastecanyon: :blobpeek: azhdrake: It's not my fault that large balls are just a very relevant thing when talking about astronomy! toothpastecanyon: wow your balls are so relevant :sunglarp: azhdrake: Are your balls topical or are you just happy to see me?
swbookworm: i wont spend money on discord (beyond buying nitro) but they do the stupid quest things where you watch videos and get "orbs" which you can cash in for avatar decorations n stuff so i will hit play on the video and then walk away to do something else while it plays toothpastecanyon: :sunglarp: swbookworm: bc theyre also stupid enough you cant tab out of it and let it play in the background while you do something else 🙄 it's just like my stupid drivers ed program was lol toothpastecanyon: 😔 swbookworm: however: they can't make me listen to it or watch it swbookworm: and i get fun lil things! toothpastecanyon: Today I learned book did not watch any drivers ed vids :blobnervous: swbookworm: i - okay that sounded bad toothpastecanyon: "My STUPID drivers ed program" book is cancelled swbookworm: drivers ed i watched the videos and stuff *but* the pages were locked for a specific amount of time? like you Had To Stay On This Page For Ten Minutes. and in theory it's to make sure you actually read everything and absorb it, right, but i read *super* fast and did *not* like sitting still for ten minutes *doing nothing* (bc it would pause the countdown if you ever tabbed out of the browser) while waiting for the page to finish timing down toothpastecanyon: Uh huh :blobpeek: swbookworm: so i just. walked away. doodled in notebooks and stuff. this was before phones n social media n stuff were a big thing swbookworm: I Am Legally Allowed To Drive. i passed all my tests and everything! toothpastecanyon: Imagining book is driving right now :blobxd: toothpastecanyon: Book swerving around the road: ok this is why I didn't watch drivers ed :sunglarp: swbookworm: the takeaway here is that steampunk stuff is cool and anything trying to force you to watch videos can always be circumvented with enough boredom :eyyyyyyy: swbookworm: not the allegations about me not knowing how to drive azhdrake: sure it is toothpastecanyon: I love making up rumors about my friends :blobxd: azhdrake: The takeaway here is your license, I think
gasmasque: > "if i had a vagina i'd let the homie hit" just use your butt!! #UseYourButt hatkirby: that's what it's for ravenred: that's what it's for pallasvoid: that's what it's for toothpastecanyon: that's what it's for swbookworm: that's what it's for gasmasque: that’s what it’s for
Gryphic: You know, four would have been my favorite number if it didn't sound like 'Die' in Chinese. I'm not superstitious, but I just let go of four. hatkirby: You... you almost liked four? *cries* What lead you to think about liking this wonderful number? Gryphic: Because it's a perfect number. Even, low, and stuff. But I started liking six when the number six was assigned to me in school. And I found out it truly is a perfect number (add all the factors up and you get that number). hatkirby: Four is perfect. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something. Gryphic: No, four is not a perfect number. Add all the factors with the exeption of the number itself, if it adds up to the number it's perfect.
Gryphic: 4 Gryphic: Factors: 1, 2 Gryphic: Adds up to: 3 Gryphic: Perfect? no
Gryphic: 6 Gryphic: Factors: 1, 2, 3 Gryphic: Adds up to: 6 Gryphic: Perfect? YES! hatkirby: I know that, I mean that FOUR IS BEATIFAUL!!!!!!! BEAUTIFAUL!!!!!!!! BEUTIFAUL, IT'S TRUE!!!!!!! I SAW YOUR ...spaz.....
Gryphic: For a second Gryphic: I though Salaboy's name was Gryphic: Spazboy Gryphic: or Gryphic: Sparkleboy hatkirby: HAH! hatkirby: Should I quote it? Gryphic: YES hatkirby: OK!
(11:25:48 AM) Pyro: so what time did u get up? (11:25:54 AM) Hatkirby: 3:30 AM (11:26:04 AM) Pyro: theres a 3.30 AM? (11:26:11 AM) Hatkirby: YES (11:26:19 AM) Pyro: SH*T