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(06:16:00 AM) Pyro: hey
(06:16:05 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: HIII
(06:16:18 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: I READ A SCARY STORY AND NOW I'M SCARED
(06:16:39 AM) Pyro: what did you read?
(06:16:53 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: You know Animal Crossing, the game?
(06:17:01 AM) Pyro: yeah
(06:17:14 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: This insane story about THE TRUTH BEHIND ANIMAL CROSSING
(06:18:37 AM) Pyro: well
(06:18:44 AM) Pyro: i'm facing something bad too
(06:18:46 AM) Pyro: !!!
(06:18:55 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: Awww, what is it? And it's worse than my story, right?
(06:19:08 AM) Pyro: I have a BABY SITTER!!!
(06:19:12 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: :O
(06:19:17 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *shot*
#429 Up +22/-18 Down
Starla: Ohallo
Drifty: :)
Starla: O_O
Starla: Palringo was like "did you mean 'phallus'?"
Drifty: lolwhut
Starla: Yes, apparently my iPhone has a dick mind
Starla: WHUT
Starla: Yes, apparently
Starla: *sick
Drifty: lololol
* Starla is actually lolling
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Starla: The world's not fair, [Friend]
Friend: But why can't it be, just once for me
Starla: Don't you think everyone wants life to be fair?
Starla: Well, except the Social Darwinists
Starla: Those guys suck
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Hatkirby: Gah, I'm cold, hungry, tired, sad and melodramatic
Hatkirby: "wow, these hamburgers were overcooked. let's not do anything about it."
Hatkirby: "i think someone rang the doorbell earlier. it's nice to know that it works."
Hatkirby: "i can't for the life of me remember how all of this oxygen got here."
Pyro: every time i talk to you you get more insane
#457 Up +27/-23 Down
Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond present "A Day Out In Minecraft":

<hatkirby> You can go first if you want
<DriftyBeyond> Okay!
<hatkirby> Er, where is the other cart?
<hatkirby> I'll just make another one
<DriftyBeyond> Wait, how do I move forward
<hatkirby> Press the button on the wall
<DriftyBeyond> WAHT IS HAPPENING
<hatkirby> lolololol
<hatkirby> Just relax and don't do anything until the cart stops moving
<hatkirby> When You get to the end of the line, get out of the cart immediately because I don't want to fall on you
<DriftyBeyond> There's a nother minecart here
<hatkirby> That explains a lot
<DriftyBeyond> Should I pack mine up?
<hatkirby> Yep--put it int he chest
<hatkirby> I'm nearly there!
<hatkirby> what
<DriftyBeyond> I warned you about minecarts
<hatkirby> I warned you, bro
<hatkirby> Okay, let's do stuff!
<DriftyBeyond> It's icy!
<hatkirby> WONDERFUL WINTRY DAY
<DriftyBeyond> So, uh
<DriftyBeyond> where;s everything
<hatkirby> There are plenty of pigs over here
<hatkirby> Maybe get off the snowy part and onto the green part
<DriftyBeyond> So I thnk I'm lost
<hatkirby> I'll find you!
<DriftyBeyond> There are a lot of dungeons around here
<hatkirby> There are!
<hatkirby> We should go mining at some point
<hatkirby> ah getting dark
<DriftyBeyond> tomorrow?
<hatkirby> surewhynot
<DriftyBeyond> uho h, I'm lost
<hatkirby> Look for the tall snowy thing!
<hatkirby> Are you in a snowy place or green place?
<DriftyBeyond> It's alternately snowy and grren!
<DriftyBeyond> Also, there's an ice lake
<hatkirby> Gah, I don't see your name!
<DriftyBeyond> So, uh, am I screwed?
<hatkirby> We may both be
<hatkirby> Follow the compass, your only hope!
<DriftyBeyond> I don't have mine!
<hatkirby> okay i'm stil looking for you
<hatkirby> which direction did you go int?
<DriftyBeyond> I'm at an ice lake!
<DriftyBeyond> a really big one
<hatkirby> DARN IT I DIED
<DriftyBeyond> uh oh
<hatkirby> I'm coming back!
<DriftyBeyond> I am staying on this ice lake
<DriftyBeyond> Lesson - never split up gang
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> :P
<hatkirby> RIGHT
<DriftyBeyond> whee ice skating
<hatkirby> I"m on the train
<DriftyBeyond> Monsters don't spawn on ice, rught
<hatkirby> Uh, I dunno
<hatkirby> I'll check
<DriftyBeyond> Don't worry
<hatkirby> Wiki doesn't say anything about it
<hatkirby> I hope my stuff is still there when I return
<hatkirby> This Regina Spektor song is too upbeat for the circumstances!
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> Okay, I'm here!
<hatkirby> THE NIGHT IS FOR RUNNING
<hatkirby> YES SUNRISE
<DriftyBeyond> So I have painted this lovely painting
<hatkirby> YOU CANT USE SHEEP SHEARERS TO KILL ZOMBIES
<DriftyBeyond> It will stay here to act as a memorial
<hatkirby> So, Imma find you
<DriftyBeyond> Remember, ice lake
<hatkirby> Yep
<hatkirby> Found a giant ice lake
<hatkirby> I see you!
<hatkirby> :D
<DriftyBeyond> :D
<hatkirby> hi what's up
<hatkirby> :P
<DriftyBeyond> Look at my masterpiece!
<hatkirby> That looks like a middle finger to me
<hatkirby> like a "EFF YOU MONSTERS" :P
<DriftyBeyond> A middle finger to creppers
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> So, yay, I think I got all my stuff back
<DriftyBeyond> So did you find your stuff?
<hatkirby> Ready to go home? :P
<DriftyBeyond> Yay!
<DriftyBeyond> Yup :P

And thus Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond learned that night time in Minecraft is freaking messed up.
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Drifty: I'm still here, but I am accompanied by prawn pasta
Starla Insigna: Heyyyy prawn pasta, whatcha up to?
Drifty: Prawn pasta is sour
Drifty: because of lemons
Drifty: But zhe is also sour because life ahsn't treated zhir well
Starla Insigna: Ah
Drifty: Zhe keeps feeling like life's eating zhir
Drifty: which it is
Drifty: muahahahhaha
Starla Insigna: It's not life, it's Drifty
Starla Insigna: DRIFTY IS LIFEEEE
Drifty: I AM LIFE
Drifty: I AM ALSO JESUS /no
Starla Insigna: AAAAAHH
Starla Insigna: I KNEW IT
Starla Insigna: THAT TIME YOU WALKED ON WATER, I WAS SUSPICIOUS
Starla Insigna: BUT I THOUGHT "SHE HAS A CAT, SHE'S USED TO THAT BIZNATCH"
Drifty: AND HOW ABOUT THE SWIMMING POOL INCIDENT
Starla Insigna: OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER
Drifty: I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE THAt ALL INTO WINE
Starla Insigna: ELLIE WAS SO DRUNK
Starla Insigna: SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE APOLLO
Drifty: NO
Drifty: I'M ZEUS
Starla Insigna: AND THAT TIME YOU KISSED JUDAS AND HE TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY
Drifty: as evidenced by my powers of rain
Starla Insigna: BY JUDAS I OBVIOUSLY MEAN TIM
Drifty: Oh god lololol
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azhdrake: Do you know how hot the low setting of a heatplate is? Cause if it's around 20C that's safe
azhdrake: Wait no
azhdrake: Why would it be that low
azhdrake: My brain is tired
swbookworm: that's a warm plate not a hot plate
azhdrake: Yeah
swbookworm: actually no
swbookworm: that's a cold plate
azhdrake: That's a room temperature plate
toothpastecanyon: that's a plate!!
swbookworm: that's just a plate
azhdrake: That's just a
swbookworm: pfft
azhdrake: yep
toothpastecanyon: I got there first 🥰
azhdrake: You did!
#701 Up +4/-0 Down
ihnn: I have no idea where to put this but I got an absolutely wild comment on a recent Touhou upload (hard clear with Marisa)
ihnn: > "I've never heard of you before but I knew right when I read the title of this video I knew it was going to be a trans person. Don't worry I don't hate trans people I'm politically trans and NB ace, aro, and poly. Polypoly technically but I don't like to say it to Out-Groupers because I don't want them judging my lifestyle."
ihnn: > "anyway I didn't come here to talk about transpeople I came here to ask advice on how one can get good at Touhou 7. ive never found a good guide never beat it on normal once."
ihnn: I just
ihnn: I don't even know where to begin with this
#727 Up +4/-0 Down
exempt_medic: I hate fucking packing
scipiowright: You're not supposed to fuck it
hatkirby: Yeah you just put it in your pants and go about your day
exempt_medic: I just ran out of breath laughing at this
exempt_medic: I am gonna die
hatkirby: Then you're definitely using it wrong
#15 Up +39/-36 Down
hatkirby: WE LIKE TO PARTY!
hatkirby: FAST!
hatkirby: WE LIKE WE LIKE WE LIKE TO PARTY!
hatkirby: DUH DUH !
hatkirby: HYPERACTIVITY TIME!
hatkirby: Or not.
hatkirby: It's up to you.
Actias: O RLY?
hatkirby: Will you put drugs in my water or not?
hatkirby: YA RLY YA BOB!
Actias: No
hatkirby: I'm happy I spelled that incorrectly.