(06:16:00 AM) Pyro: hey (06:16:05 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: HIII (06:16:18 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: I READ A SCARY STORY AND NOW I'M SCARED (06:16:39 AM) Pyro: what did you read? (06:16:53 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: You know Animal Crossing, the game? (06:17:01 AM) Pyro: yeah (06:17:14 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: This insane story about THE TRUTH BEHIND ANIMAL CROSSING (06:18:37 AM) Pyro: well (06:18:44 AM) Pyro: i'm facing something bad too (06:18:46 AM) Pyro: !!! (06:18:55 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: Awww, what is it? And it's worse than my story, right? (06:19:08 AM) Pyro: I have a BABY SITTER!!! (06:19:12 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: :O (06:19:17 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *shot*
Starla: Ohallo Drifty: :) Starla: O_O Starla: Palringo was like "did you mean 'phallus'?" Drifty: lolwhut Starla: Yes, apparently my iPhone has a dick mind Starla: WHUT Starla: Yes, apparently Starla: *sick Drifty: lololol * Starla is actually lolling
Starla: The world's not fair, [Friend] Friend: But why can't it be, just once for me Starla: Don't you think everyone wants life to be fair? Starla: Well, except the Social Darwinists Starla: Those guys suck
Hatkirby: Gah, I'm cold, hungry, tired, sad and melodramatic Hatkirby: "wow, these hamburgers were overcooked. let's not do anything about it." Hatkirby: "i think someone rang the doorbell earlier. it's nice to know that it works." Hatkirby: "i can't for the life of me remember how all of this oxygen got here." Pyro: every time i talk to you you get more insane
Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond present "A Day Out In Minecraft":
<hatkirby> You can go first if you want <DriftyBeyond> Okay! <hatkirby> Er, where is the other cart? <hatkirby> I'll just make another one <DriftyBeyond> Wait, how do I move forward <hatkirby> Press the button on the wall <DriftyBeyond> WAHT IS HAPPENING <hatkirby> lolololol <hatkirby> Just relax and don't do anything until the cart stops moving <hatkirby> When You get to the end of the line, get out of the cart immediately because I don't want to fall on you <DriftyBeyond> There's a nother minecart here <hatkirby> That explains a lot <DriftyBeyond> Should I pack mine up? <hatkirby> Yep--put it int he chest <hatkirby> I'm nearly there! <hatkirby> what <DriftyBeyond> I warned you about minecarts <hatkirby> I warned you, bro <hatkirby> Okay, let's do stuff! <DriftyBeyond> It's icy! <hatkirby> WONDERFUL WINTRY DAY <DriftyBeyond> So, uh <DriftyBeyond> where;s everything <hatkirby> There are plenty of pigs over here <hatkirby> Maybe get off the snowy part and onto the green part <DriftyBeyond> So I thnk I'm lost <hatkirby> I'll find you! <DriftyBeyond> There are a lot of dungeons around here <hatkirby> There are! <hatkirby> We should go mining at some point <hatkirby> ah getting dark <DriftyBeyond> tomorrow? <hatkirby> surewhynot <DriftyBeyond> uho h, I'm lost <hatkirby> Look for the tall snowy thing! <hatkirby> Are you in a snowy place or green place? <DriftyBeyond> It's alternately snowy and grren! <DriftyBeyond> Also, there's an ice lake <hatkirby> Gah, I don't see your name! <DriftyBeyond> So, uh, am I screwed? <hatkirby> We may both be <hatkirby> Follow the compass, your only hope! <DriftyBeyond> I don't have mine! <hatkirby> okay i'm stil looking for you <hatkirby> which direction did you go int? <DriftyBeyond> I'm at an ice lake! <DriftyBeyond> a really big one <hatkirby> DARN IT I DIED <DriftyBeyond> uh oh <hatkirby> I'm coming back! <DriftyBeyond> I am staying on this ice lake <DriftyBeyond> Lesson - never split up gang <DriftyBeyond> :P <hatkirby> :P <hatkirby> RIGHT <DriftyBeyond> whee ice skating <hatkirby> I"m on the train <DriftyBeyond> Monsters don't spawn on ice, rught <hatkirby> Uh, I dunno <hatkirby> I'll check <DriftyBeyond> Don't worry <hatkirby> Wiki doesn't say anything about it <hatkirby> I hope my stuff is still there when I return <hatkirby> This Regina Spektor song is too upbeat for the circumstances! <DriftyBeyond> :P <hatkirby> Okay, I'm here! <hatkirby> THE NIGHT IS FOR RUNNING <hatkirby> YES SUNRISE <DriftyBeyond> So I have painted this lovely painting <hatkirby> YOU CANT USE SHEEP SHEARERS TO KILL ZOMBIES <DriftyBeyond> It will stay here to act as a memorial <hatkirby> So, Imma find you <DriftyBeyond> Remember, ice lake <hatkirby> Yep <hatkirby> Found a giant ice lake <hatkirby> I see you! <hatkirby> :D <DriftyBeyond> :D <hatkirby> hi what's up <hatkirby> :P <DriftyBeyond> Look at my masterpiece! <hatkirby> That looks like a middle finger to me <hatkirby> like a "EFF YOU MONSTERS" :P <DriftyBeyond> A middle finger to creppers <DriftyBeyond> :P <hatkirby> So, yay, I think I got all my stuff back <DriftyBeyond> So did you find your stuff? <hatkirby> Ready to go home? :P <DriftyBeyond> Yay! <DriftyBeyond> Yup :P
And thus Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond learned that night time in Minecraft is freaking messed up.
Drifty: I'm still here, but I am accompanied by prawn pasta Starla Insigna: Heyyyy prawn pasta, whatcha up to? Drifty: Prawn pasta is sour Drifty: because of lemons Drifty: But zhe is also sour because life ahsn't treated zhir well Starla Insigna: Ah Drifty: Zhe keeps feeling like life's eating zhir Drifty: which it is Drifty: muahahahhaha Starla Insigna: It's not life, it's Drifty Starla Insigna: DRIFTY IS LIFEEEE Drifty: I AM LIFE Drifty: I AM ALSO JESUS /no Starla Insigna: AAAAAHH Starla Insigna: I KNEW IT Starla Insigna: THAT TIME YOU WALKED ON WATER, I WAS SUSPICIOUS Starla Insigna: BUT I THOUGHT "SHE HAS A CAT, SHE'S USED TO THAT BIZNATCH" Drifty: AND HOW ABOUT THE SWIMMING POOL INCIDENT Starla Insigna: OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER Drifty: I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE THAt ALL INTO WINE Starla Insigna: ELLIE WAS SO DRUNK Starla Insigna: SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE APOLLO Drifty: NO Drifty: I'M ZEUS Starla Insigna: AND THAT TIME YOU KISSED JUDAS AND HE TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY Drifty: as evidenced by my powers of rain Starla Insigna: BY JUDAS I OBVIOUSLY MEAN TIM Drifty: Oh god lololol
azhdrake: Do you know how hot the low setting of a heatplate is? Cause if it's around 20C that's safe azhdrake: Wait no azhdrake: Why would it be that low azhdrake: My brain is tired swbookworm: that's a warm plate not a hot plate azhdrake: Yeah swbookworm: actually no swbookworm: that's a cold plate azhdrake: That's a room temperature plate toothpastecanyon: that's a plate!! swbookworm: that's just a plate azhdrake: That's just a swbookworm: pfft azhdrake: yep toothpastecanyon: I got there first 🥰 azhdrake: You did!
ihnn: I have no idea where to put this but I got an absolutely wild comment on a recent Touhou upload (hard clear with Marisa) ihnn: > "I've never heard of you before but I knew right when I read the title of this video I knew it was going to be a trans person. Don't worry I don't hate trans people I'm politically trans and NB ace, aro, and poly. Polypoly technically but I don't like to say it to Out-Groupers because I don't want them judging my lifestyle." ihnn: > "anyway I didn't come here to talk about transpeople I came here to ask advice on how one can get good at Touhou 7. ive never found a good guide never beat it on normal once." ihnn: I just ihnn: I don't even know where to begin with this
exempt_medic: I hate fucking packing scipiowright: You're not supposed to fuck it hatkirby: Yeah you just put it in your pants and go about your day exempt_medic: I just ran out of breath laughing at this exempt_medic: I am gonna die hatkirby: Then you're definitely using it wrong
hatkirby: WE LIKE TO PARTY! hatkirby: FAST! hatkirby: WE LIKE WE LIKE WE LIKE TO PARTY! hatkirby: DUH DUH ! hatkirby: HYPERACTIVITY TIME! hatkirby: Or not. hatkirby: It's up to you. Actias: O RLY? hatkirby: Will you put drugs in my water or not? hatkirby: YA RLY YA BOB! Actias: No hatkirby: I'm happy I spelled that incorrectly.