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[23:14:27] Starla: If you were reallllllllly tired and you got something from the kitchen to eat/drink to keep you awake, what would it be?
[23:15:07] Sammi9494: Uuurrrmm.....CHOCOLATEE
[23:15:20] Starla: THE CHOCOLATE IS LOCKED IN A BOX
[23:15:24] Starla: WHAT DO YOU DO NOW!?!?!?!
[23:15:34] Sammi9494: SMASH THE BOX OPENN
[23:15:43] Starla: OH MY GOD THAT SET OFF A BOOBY TRAP
[23:15:48] Starla: HURRY THE POLICE ARE COMING
[23:16:19] Sammi9494: NNOO! JUMP THE FENCE TO GO TO NEXT DOOR
[23:16:41] Starla: NEXT DOOR HAS A MAFIA GANG DOING DRUGS OUTSIDE THE DOOR
[23:16:59] Sammi9494: NNOO! ID HID IN THE ATTACC
[23:17:22] Starla: THE ATTIC CONTAINS A BOX WHICH CONTAINS ANOTHER BOX WHICH CONTAINS ANOTHER BOX WHICH CONTAINS A YELLOW IPOD
[23:17:36] Starla: THE IPOD IS PLAYING YOUR LEAST FAVORITE SONG AT A VERY HIGH VOLUME!!
[23:17:44] Sammi9494: I USE MY EARPLUGGSS
[23:17:54] Starla: EXPLOSIVE EARPLUGS
[23:18:10] Sammi9494: GGAHH I DONT LIKE THIS GAMEEE
[23:18:14] Starla: LOL
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* This conversation took place over the phone, which explains my deafness :P *

Hatkirby: Why do you hate GRUB so much?
Smiley: I like GRUB legacy.
Hatkirby: You like GRUB like a fish?
Both: LOL
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(06:30:39 PM) Starla: TITMAN
(06:30:41 PM) Starla: OH GOD
(06:30:43 PM) Starla: *TIMTAM
(06:30:47 PM) Tamasys: Bahahaahahahaha
(06:31:02 PM) Starla: Keyboard, why have you betrayed me?
(06:31:05 PM) ***Tamasys is actually liking
(06:31:13 PM) Tamasys: *loling
(06:31:20 PM) Starla: lol ditto
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(11:12:20 PM) Starla: OH MY GOD
(11:12:26 PM) Starla: I HAVEN'T BACKED UP TRINDLA YET
(11:12:30 PM) Starla: IT'S AUGUST 4TH
(11:12:34 PM) Starla: OMG OMG OMG
(11:13:19 PM) Starla: That's 12 days of IRC history lost forever!
(11:13:48 PM) Tamays: O_o
(11:14:13 PM) Starla: Well, not that anyone actually logged into IRC during that period, but still!
(11:14:29 PM) Tamays: Lol
(11:14:35 PM) Starla: Or ever since
(11:15:13 PM) Starla: Actually, I'm not sure anyone has ever actually logged into FourNet and all the logs I have are from disguised versions of Fourie talking to himself
(11:15:39 PM) Tamays: Bahahah
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(06:16:00 AM) Pyro: hey
(06:16:05 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: HIII
(06:16:18 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: I READ A SCARY STORY AND NOW I'M SCARED
(06:16:39 AM) Pyro: what did you read?
(06:16:53 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: You know Animal Crossing, the game?
(06:17:01 AM) Pyro: yeah
(06:17:14 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: This insane story about THE TRUTH BEHIND ANIMAL CROSSING
(06:18:37 AM) Pyro: well
(06:18:44 AM) Pyro: i'm facing something bad too
(06:18:46 AM) Pyro: !!!
(06:18:55 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: Awww, what is it? And it's worse than my story, right?
(06:19:08 AM) Pyro: I have a BABY SITTER!!!
(06:19:12 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: :O
(06:19:17 AM) Starla Alice Insigna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *shot*
#429 Up +22/-18 Down
Starla: Ohallo
Drifty: :)
Starla: O_O
Starla: Palringo was like "did you mean 'phallus'?"
Drifty: lolwhut
Starla: Yes, apparently my iPhone has a dick mind
Starla: WHUT
Starla: Yes, apparently
Starla: *sick
Drifty: lololol
* Starla is actually lolling
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Starla: The world's not fair, [Friend]
Friend: But why can't it be, just once for me
Starla: Don't you think everyone wants life to be fair?
Starla: Well, except the Social Darwinists
Starla: Those guys suck
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Hatkirby: Gah, I'm cold, hungry, tired, sad and melodramatic
Hatkirby: "wow, these hamburgers were overcooked. let's not do anything about it."
Hatkirby: "i think someone rang the doorbell earlier. it's nice to know that it works."
Hatkirby: "i can't for the life of me remember how all of this oxygen got here."
Pyro: every time i talk to you you get more insane
#457 Up +27/-23 Down
Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond present "A Day Out In Minecraft":

<hatkirby> You can go first if you want
<DriftyBeyond> Okay!
<hatkirby> Er, where is the other cart?
<hatkirby> I'll just make another one
<DriftyBeyond> Wait, how do I move forward
<hatkirby> Press the button on the wall
<DriftyBeyond> WAHT IS HAPPENING
<hatkirby> lolololol
<hatkirby> Just relax and don't do anything until the cart stops moving
<hatkirby> When You get to the end of the line, get out of the cart immediately because I don't want to fall on you
<DriftyBeyond> There's a nother minecart here
<hatkirby> That explains a lot
<DriftyBeyond> Should I pack mine up?
<hatkirby> Yep--put it int he chest
<hatkirby> I'm nearly there!
<hatkirby> what
<DriftyBeyond> I warned you about minecarts
<hatkirby> I warned you, bro
<hatkirby> Okay, let's do stuff!
<DriftyBeyond> It's icy!
<hatkirby> WONDERFUL WINTRY DAY
<DriftyBeyond> So, uh
<DriftyBeyond> where;s everything
<hatkirby> There are plenty of pigs over here
<hatkirby> Maybe get off the snowy part and onto the green part
<DriftyBeyond> So I thnk I'm lost
<hatkirby> I'll find you!
<DriftyBeyond> There are a lot of dungeons around here
<hatkirby> There are!
<hatkirby> We should go mining at some point
<hatkirby> ah getting dark
<DriftyBeyond> tomorrow?
<hatkirby> surewhynot
<DriftyBeyond> uho h, I'm lost
<hatkirby> Look for the tall snowy thing!
<hatkirby> Are you in a snowy place or green place?
<DriftyBeyond> It's alternately snowy and grren!
<DriftyBeyond> Also, there's an ice lake
<hatkirby> Gah, I don't see your name!
<DriftyBeyond> So, uh, am I screwed?
<hatkirby> We may both be
<hatkirby> Follow the compass, your only hope!
<DriftyBeyond> I don't have mine!
<hatkirby> okay i'm stil looking for you
<hatkirby> which direction did you go int?
<DriftyBeyond> I'm at an ice lake!
<DriftyBeyond> a really big one
<hatkirby> DARN IT I DIED
<DriftyBeyond> uh oh
<hatkirby> I'm coming back!
<DriftyBeyond> I am staying on this ice lake
<DriftyBeyond> Lesson - never split up gang
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> :P
<hatkirby> RIGHT
<DriftyBeyond> whee ice skating
<hatkirby> I"m on the train
<DriftyBeyond> Monsters don't spawn on ice, rught
<hatkirby> Uh, I dunno
<hatkirby> I'll check
<DriftyBeyond> Don't worry
<hatkirby> Wiki doesn't say anything about it
<hatkirby> I hope my stuff is still there when I return
<hatkirby> This Regina Spektor song is too upbeat for the circumstances!
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> Okay, I'm here!
<hatkirby> THE NIGHT IS FOR RUNNING
<hatkirby> YES SUNRISE
<DriftyBeyond> So I have painted this lovely painting
<hatkirby> YOU CANT USE SHEEP SHEARERS TO KILL ZOMBIES
<DriftyBeyond> It will stay here to act as a memorial
<hatkirby> So, Imma find you
<DriftyBeyond> Remember, ice lake
<hatkirby> Yep
<hatkirby> Found a giant ice lake
<hatkirby> I see you!
<hatkirby> :D
<DriftyBeyond> :D
<hatkirby> hi what's up
<hatkirby> :P
<DriftyBeyond> Look at my masterpiece!
<hatkirby> That looks like a middle finger to me
<hatkirby> like a "EFF YOU MONSTERS" :P
<DriftyBeyond> A middle finger to creppers
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> So, yay, I think I got all my stuff back
<DriftyBeyond> So did you find your stuff?
<hatkirby> Ready to go home? :P
<DriftyBeyond> Yay!
<DriftyBeyond> Yup :P

And thus Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond learned that night time in Minecraft is freaking messed up.
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Drifty: I'm still here, but I am accompanied by prawn pasta
Starla Insigna: Heyyyy prawn pasta, whatcha up to?
Drifty: Prawn pasta is sour
Drifty: because of lemons
Drifty: But zhe is also sour because life ahsn't treated zhir well
Starla Insigna: Ah
Drifty: Zhe keeps feeling like life's eating zhir
Drifty: which it is
Drifty: muahahahhaha
Starla Insigna: It's not life, it's Drifty
Starla Insigna: DRIFTY IS LIFEEEE
Drifty: I AM LIFE
Drifty: I AM ALSO JESUS /no
Starla Insigna: AAAAAHH
Starla Insigna: I KNEW IT
Starla Insigna: THAT TIME YOU WALKED ON WATER, I WAS SUSPICIOUS
Starla Insigna: BUT I THOUGHT "SHE HAS A CAT, SHE'S USED TO THAT BIZNATCH"
Drifty: AND HOW ABOUT THE SWIMMING POOL INCIDENT
Starla Insigna: OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER
Drifty: I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE THAt ALL INTO WINE
Starla Insigna: ELLIE WAS SO DRUNK
Starla Insigna: SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE APOLLO
Drifty: NO
Drifty: I'M ZEUS
Starla Insigna: AND THAT TIME YOU KISSED JUDAS AND HE TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY
Drifty: as evidenced by my powers of rain
Starla Insigna: BY JUDAS I OBVIOUSLY MEAN TIM
Drifty: Oh god lololol