azhdrake: Do you know how hot the low setting of a heatplate is? Cause if it's around 20C that's safe azhdrake: Wait no azhdrake: Why would it be that low azhdrake: My brain is tired swbookworm: that's a warm plate not a hot plate azhdrake: Yeah swbookworm: actually no swbookworm: that's a cold plate azhdrake: That's a room temperature plate toothpastecanyon: that's a plate!! swbookworm: that's just a plate azhdrake: That's just a swbookworm: pfft azhdrake: yep toothpastecanyon: I got there first 🥰 azhdrake: You did!
ihnn: I have no idea where to put this but I got an absolutely wild comment on a recent Touhou upload (hard clear with Marisa) ihnn: > "I've never heard of you before but I knew right when I read the title of this video I knew it was going to be a trans person. Don't worry I don't hate trans people I'm politically trans and NB ace, aro, and poly. Polypoly technically but I don't like to say it to Out-Groupers because I don't want them judging my lifestyle." ihnn: > "anyway I didn't come here to talk about transpeople I came here to ask advice on how one can get good at Touhou 7. ive never found a good guide never beat it on normal once." ihnn: I just ihnn: I don't even know where to begin with this
[anonymous]: You know the meme of how every man has an animal they think they could beat in a fight [anonymous]: My version of this is that I think that I could never lose something in my ass and whenever I see one of those xrays where someone got a bottle of shampoo stuck in their rectum I'm just like just poop it out dumbass
hatkirby: I never liked the aro flag when I was identifying that way because I don't really like the color green azhdrake: The real reason you converted to homosexuality hatkirby: it's true. you got me. green is not a creative color so i'm spreading my cheeks
hatkirby: [photo of a Pokemon game showing the message "Where do you want to send Loads to?"] eka_caesium: I'm beginning to suspect you may name certain pokemon with funny messages in mind
eka_caesium: Is having a master's degree not grad school? eka_caesium: I thought that's what you called anything post bachelors gasmasque: Yeah I’m pretty sure it is azhdrake: ... I thought it was post masters but it has been a hot minute since I was in academia gasmasque: It’s post-bachelors I’m pretty sure azhdrake: Yep y'all right azhdrake: Wikipedia would never lie to me eka_caesium: Opening up the wikipedia article on lies hatkirby: Wikipedia:List of common lies azhdrake: You open a webpage, in it there are two wikipedia articles, one of them speaks only the truth and the other speaks only lies hatkirby: and one of them tells you the weather azhdrake: and one of them fucks you in the ass hatkirby: SDFSDJKLFHSK hatkirby: god i wish gasmasque: Well we know what article Star’s choosing hatkirby: clicking on it furiously azhdrake: You know I was about to look up the wikipedia article on buttsex but I'm not doing that on my work laptop hatkirby: HELP azhdrake: I was halfway through typing it and then I was like. Wait. azhdrake: Shrek voice: They can't even google buttsex toothpastecanyon: I love this chat
hatkirby: Wakes pallasvoid: my power has already flickered once so far this morning 🙃 hatkirby: Ouchie pallasvoid: yeeeaah hatkirby: Oh yeah it's supposed to snow isn't it pallasvoid: it did indeed snow hatkirby: I can't tell bc I'm still in bed hatkirby: Void I think I'm legally dead pallasvoid: god I wish that were me lol hatkirby: I got hit by a car and no body saved me pallasvoid: isekai'd 😔 hatkirby: Yeah I got isekai'd into bed pallasvoid: oof hatkirby: And not in the way you'd think!! hatkirby: Sigh imagine you get hit by a car and suddenly you're being nailed in a different way pallasvoid: god that'd suck pallasvoid: but not in the fun way!!!! hatkirby: :3 pallasvoid: :3c toothpastecanyon: Morning my friends! hatkirby: Braaaaaghhhfreddffghggg hatkirby: Do you knoweth what I mean hatkirby: I didn't mean to type knoweth but I think it's good that my phone is old timey toothpastecanyon: morningeth star 😔 hatkirby: May the LORD shine his countenance upon thee at this dawn of days azhdrake: Hey guys hatkirby: Hey Bees do you want some countenance gasmasque: Bees! Has the LORD shown his countenance upon thee? azhdrake: The LORD shown his cold upon me on this day hatkirby: If you can't summon countenance directly from the LORD, storebought is fine pallasvoid: *mouth full of communion wafers* wuh? toothpastecanyon: damn I didn't know the lord liked counters so much pallasvoid: The LORD hath had his counters install-ed by professionals gasmasque: The LORD hath bestowed upon each and every one of them glowing recommendations pallasvoid: The LORD looked upon their work and lo, it was good. hatkirby: Yeah? He looked at me and grimaced pallasvoid: Then the LORD looketh upon me and said, "Behold! Fruit!" azhdrake: Get better at installing counters then, Star hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> pallasvoid: Jesus was a carpenter, ofc he's gonna judge you hatkirby: Or it could be because I'm a demon azhdrake: Nah its cause your woodworking is bad and you should feel bad pallasvoid: didn't measure twice smh hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> toothpastecanyon: damn star you're getting destroyed out there hatkirby: Offended by the implication that I can't work with some wood gasmasque: Is it an implication if it’s the direct message? hatkirby: Yalls are standing 80 feet away and it's foggy out gasmasque: And still we know some poorly worked wood when we see it hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> gasmasque: For the LORD sees all is his kingdom, most especially those vilest, the poorest craftsmen pallasvoid: The LORD looked upon Star's handiwork and proclaimed, "Thine effort is admirable." hatkirby: Thank you I do my best toothpastecanyon: :bowserlittledeath: hatkirby: :bowserlittledeath: gasmasque: :bowserlittledeath: hatkirby: Allegations that I worked on the LORD's wood are completely unfounded toothpastecanyon: :LORDlittledeath: hatkirby: hjkfdhfkjfd gasmasque: Since the LORD only hires professionals would that you’re not a professional at working wood, Star? hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> hatkirby: i'm really getting destroyed today it's not fair hatkirby: i got hit by a car yalls show some empathy toothpastecanyon: isn't anyone going to save him 😔 gasmasque: Maybe the car was a sign from the LORD that you should improve your woodworking hatkirby: isn't it crazy that no one's going to tell me i'm good at gay sex, when i'm getting hit by a car pallasvoid: Star, you got hit by a car because you're *too* good at gay sex hatkirby: jksdhkfs hatkirby: i'll accept that hatkirby: ||in the rear|| hatkirby: ok i'm done i know we're in tau general pallasvoid: Thus sayeth the LORD, "gotta nerf that one"