hatkirby: I dunno who came up with the concept of having to get out of bed in the morning but I'm gonna hunt that fucker down hatkirby: I'm gonna search every nook, and you BETTER BELIEVE I'll search every cranny hatkirby: And then one day, when I'm old and wizened, I'll find him in this cave, hidden past human recognition hatkirby: He'll smile warmly and invite me to have some tea with him, partially bc he knows that I'm old enough now to understand why the morning has to be the way it is, and partially bc caffeine helps you get your day started hatkirby: We have a talk, about nothing but also about everything hatkirby: We also fool around a little, like in a gay way, like in the way gay men might fool around, gayly hatkirby: Then when it's time to go I use my demon powers to become young again and I shoot massive lasers out of my eyes and obliterate his morning loving ass out of existence, exploding half the countryside in the process
revya: It feels very American that this goodwill has a notice that they will not take firearms swbookworm: who tries to donate firearms to a *goodwill?* toothpastecanyon: definitely Someone swbookworm: ...i say, before remembering that i did once try to donate a katana to goodwill and they told me they couldnt take it without the sheath toothpastecanyon: dfgdfhfh swbookworm: (plastic sheath. renfest katana. not very sharp at all. the shitty plastic sheath breaking is why roommate tried to donate it. i think it might still be in my car actually?) toothpastecanyon: always ready eka_caesium: You can fight The Whale toothpastecanyon: you can fight me revya: Homestuck characters behavior
toothpastecanyon: the name's yuri. Dickfire yuri. hatkirby: oh my toothpastecanyon: :smugne: hatkirby: d-ne. i knew you'd be here. because of yuri toothpastecanyon: :getprongled: hatkirby: pringles. i didn't know you'd be here. what stake do you have in this toothpastecanyon: :slimey: hatkirby: slimey. i know you love dick. show me your hands toothpastecanyon: :raynaud: :slimeysdickgrabber: hatkirby: ok now [redacted redacted redacted redacted] toothpastecanyon: hdffghfghgf
hatkirby: [link to a Kirby's Fan Mail comic strip where someone asked if Kirby has balls] cymrin: your ball’s do you have some cymrin: by Darc Th hatkirby: i don't think i do *checks* hatkirby: the sheer concept of Kirby, naked as the blue biscuit, just walking around balls out, no cock cymrin: cannot for the life of me find info about the phrase “naked as the blue biscuit” online hatkirby: it's because i made it up and said it confidently enough to make you think it was normal cymrin: I know hatkirby: <3
hatkirby: WE LIKE TO PARTY! hatkirby: FAST! hatkirby: WE LIKE WE LIKE WE LIKE TO PARTY! hatkirby: DUH DUH ! hatkirby: HYPERACTIVITY TIME! hatkirby: Or not. hatkirby: It's up to you. Actias: O RLY? hatkirby: Will you put drugs in my water or not? hatkirby: YA RLY YA BOB! Actias: No hatkirby: I'm happy I spelled that incorrectly.
Gryphic: You eat my pie, I kill your heroes (namely that Linux guy). salaboy123: You talk about that linux guy again, I kill your heroes (namely that Linux guy). Gryphic: You fall in love with that Linux guy, I kill your heroes (namely that Linux guy) hatkirby: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HIM?????
Gryphic: Tell your mom hatkirby: What? Gryphic: I AM GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL hatkirby: ...... Gryphic: and she'll leave you alone Gryphic: Tis a proven fact Gryphic: My mum let me stay up to 12 talking to you hatkirby: Really? That's nice Gryphic: Salaboy123: wow. thats good. hatkirby: I don't know if it'll work with my mom Gryphic: Salaboy123: nor mine Gryphic: I didn't actallu tell her that Gryphic: but she let me stay up hatkirby: THEN WHY TELL US TO?... hatkirby: *explodes*