#186 Up +23/-20 Down January 30 2009 at 12:07:21 am EST
Smiley: hi
Hatkirby: hI sLIMEY!
Hatkirby: Oops
Hatkirby: I meant Smiley
Timbo94: LOL
#396 Up +15/-12 Down May 29 2010 at 01:39:34 am EDT
* we are at grandparent's house *
Hatkirby: Lol, this video is so funny.
Brother: Oh, you should totally watch this video, "Hannah Montana Drug Party"!
Brother 2: What? No! That's inappropriate!
Hatkirby: What? I'm not watching it then.
Brother 2: Well, it's not really that inappropriate.
Brother: What? Don't watch it at Nana's house.
Brother: What if it comes up on her Internet bill?
Hatkirby: YouTube videos don't come up on Internet bills.
Hatkirby: LOL
Brother 2: What?
Hatkirby: I can just imagine Nana opening up her "Internet bill"
Hatkirby: and seeing "Hannah Montana Drug Party" on it!
#454 Up +32/-29 Down May 30 2011 at 01:55:59 pm EDT
* Hatkirby gives Fourie a soul
Fourie: But I've already got a soul!
#457 Up +26/-23 Down July 05 2011 at 01:51:01 am EDT
Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond present "A Day Out In Minecraft":

<hatkirby> You can go first if you want
<DriftyBeyond> Okay!
<hatkirby> Er, where is the other cart?
<hatkirby> I'll just make another one
<DriftyBeyond> Wait, how do I move forward
<hatkirby> Press the button on the wall
<DriftyBeyond> WAHT IS HAPPENING
<hatkirby> lolololol
<hatkirby> Just relax and don't do anything until the cart stops moving
<hatkirby> When You get to the end of the line, get out of the cart immediately because I don't want to fall on you
<DriftyBeyond> There's a nother minecart here
<hatkirby> That explains a lot
<DriftyBeyond> Should I pack mine up?
<hatkirby> Yep--put it int he chest
<hatkirby> I'm nearly there!
<hatkirby> what
<DriftyBeyond> I warned you about minecarts
<hatkirby> I warned you, bro
<hatkirby> Okay, let's do stuff!
<DriftyBeyond> It's icy!
<hatkirby> WONDERFUL WINTRY DAY
<DriftyBeyond> So, uh
<DriftyBeyond> where;s everything
<hatkirby> There are plenty of pigs over here
<hatkirby> Maybe get off the snowy part and onto the green part
<DriftyBeyond> So I thnk I'm lost
<hatkirby> I'll find you!
<DriftyBeyond> There are a lot of dungeons around here
<hatkirby> There are!
<hatkirby> We should go mining at some point
<hatkirby> ah getting dark
<DriftyBeyond> tomorrow?
<hatkirby> surewhynot
<DriftyBeyond> uho h, I'm lost
<hatkirby> Look for the tall snowy thing!
<hatkirby> Are you in a snowy place or green place?
<DriftyBeyond> It's alternately snowy and grren!
<DriftyBeyond> Also, there's an ice lake
<hatkirby> Gah, I don't see your name!
<DriftyBeyond> So, uh, am I screwed?
<hatkirby> We may both be
<hatkirby> Follow the compass, your only hope!
<DriftyBeyond> I don't have mine!
<hatkirby> okay i'm stil looking for you
<hatkirby> which direction did you go int?
<DriftyBeyond> I'm at an ice lake!
<DriftyBeyond> a really big one
<hatkirby> DARN IT I DIED
<DriftyBeyond> uh oh
<hatkirby> I'm coming back!
<DriftyBeyond> I am staying on this ice lake
<DriftyBeyond> Lesson - never split up gang
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> :P
<hatkirby> RIGHT
<DriftyBeyond> whee ice skating
<hatkirby> I"m on the train
<DriftyBeyond> Monsters don't spawn on ice, rught
<hatkirby> Uh, I dunno
<hatkirby> I'll check
<DriftyBeyond> Don't worry
<hatkirby> Wiki doesn't say anything about it
<hatkirby> I hope my stuff is still there when I return
<hatkirby> This Regina Spektor song is too upbeat for the circumstances!
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> Okay, I'm here!
<hatkirby> THE NIGHT IS FOR RUNNING
<hatkirby> YES SUNRISE
<DriftyBeyond> So I have painted this lovely painting
<hatkirby> YOU CANT USE SHEEP SHEARERS TO KILL ZOMBIES
<DriftyBeyond> It will stay here to act as a memorial
<hatkirby> So, Imma find you
<DriftyBeyond> Remember, ice lake
<hatkirby> Yep
<hatkirby> Found a giant ice lake
<hatkirby> I see you!
<hatkirby> :D
<DriftyBeyond> :D
<hatkirby> hi what's up
<hatkirby> :P
<DriftyBeyond> Look at my masterpiece!
<hatkirby> That looks like a middle finger to me
<hatkirby> like a "EFF YOU MONSTERS" :P
<DriftyBeyond> A middle finger to creppers
<DriftyBeyond> :P
<hatkirby> So, yay, I think I got all my stuff back
<DriftyBeyond> So did you find your stuff?
<hatkirby> Ready to go home? :P
<DriftyBeyond> Yay!
<DriftyBeyond> Yup :P

And thus Hatkirby and DriftyBeyond learned that night time in Minecraft is freaking messed up.
#460 Up +22/-19 Down August 06 2011 at 02:19:30 am EDT
<hatkirby> In Soviet Russia, the server kicks you
<hatkirby> I mean
<hatkirby> wait
<samson920> same in america
<hatkirby> That didn't come out right
#463 Up +30/-27 Down September 17 2011 at 12:00:48 am EDT
Starla Insigna: I'm considering staying with iOS 5
Drifty: wooooooooah
Drifty: And give up Scrobbl for a bit!?!?!
Drifty: :P
Starla Insigna: I'm still scrobbling, but I have to use a separate app instead of Music.app
Starla Insigna: which is annoying but by god nothing will keep me from scrobbling
Drifty: Nothing at all, not even God?
Starla Insigna: God wouldn't try
Starla Insigna: He would be all "STOP USING LAST.FM" and I'd be all "I'M MAKING OUT WITH DUDES AT THE MOMENT" and he would be all "DANG THAT'S GUTSY" and forget what he was talking about to begin with
Starla Insigna: yeahhh
Starla Insigna: wow I'm weird
Starla Insigna: OOH and then Samson would show up
Drifty: Sleep and dream of Cute Guys! (tm)
Drifty: and he'd start eating wonderbead AMMIRITE
Starla Insigna: Cute Guy™
Drifty: I mean wonderbread
Starla Insigna: lolwhat
Drifty: Wonderbead would be hard
Drifty: "Samson, stop eating jewellery!"
Starla Insigna: We would TOTALLY walk to Yogurt & Such for a midday snack and he's get wonder bread flavored frozen yoghurt which sounds insanely disgusting buy in practice tastes rather like bread pudding, an Irish delicacy when you don't ruin it by adding the rasins
Starla Insigna: silly Irish and their obsession with raisins which I didn't inherit for some reason
Starla Insigna: *but
Drifty: lolol
Drifty: You were inherited from the Irish?
Drifty: Where are the potatoes? /stereotyping
Starla Insigna: I'm three fourths Irish baby!
Drifty: I mean descended
Drifty: :P
Starla Insigna: God I love potatoes
Drifty: I'm...
Drifty: ASIAN
Starla Insigna: Mmmm
Drifty: :O
Starla Insigna: OH MY GOD AMELIA NO WAY
Starla Insigna: GOTTA TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS
Drifty: TELL ME
Starla Insigna: AMELIA… YOU'RE ASIAN!
Drifty: OMG did you hear
Starla Insigna: I heard it on the street
Drifty: Which street
Starla Insigna: for some reason my ear was pressed up against the street which may have involved some kind of bullying episode
Starla Insigna: I messed up that guy's FACE
Starla Insigna: after he messed up my router
Drifty: olololol
Drifty: There was a lot of messing up involved
Starla Insigna: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY OVARIES
Starla Insigna: BY GOD I TYPED ROUTER
Starla Insigna: WTF OSX
Starla Insigna: WHAT. THE. EFF.
Starla Insigna: Yeah, just turning off autocorrect now
Drifty: router is not router?
Starla Insigna: Router is certainly not ovaries
Drifty: oh god lol
Drifty: loling now
Starla Insigna: I mean I saw that happen before I pressed enter but it was way too funny to fix
Drifty: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY OVARIES
#466 Up +23/-20 Down September 17 2011 at 12:12:21 pm EDT
Starla Insigna: Happy timezone birthday!
Drifty: On Gmail!
Drifty: Yay!
Drifty: Thanks!
Drifty: Lol, I got a notification from Livejournal that my birthday is coming out
Drifty: I mean coming up
Drifty: I am not inquiring the sexuality of my birthday
Starla Insigna: DRIFTY'S BIRTHDAY—IN CINEMAS AUGUST 22ND
Drifty: lolololol
Starla Insigna: lol we came up with different meanings for coming out
Starla Insigna: wow I am surprised at myself—I am usually the fastest to grab at a coming out joke
Drifty: Disappointing!
Starla Insigna: Quite drab!
#502 Up +24/-21 Down July 04 2012 at 12:00:00 am EDT
<transkatie> Everyone I've told about the file is dead!
<Ambeco> tanskatie: don't tell me about the file. k?
<transkatie> Ambeco: http://db.tt/iHPGXyq
Ambeco quit (Ping timeout)
<transkatie> FEAR ME.
Bucket cowers
#452 Up +28/-26 Down May 29 2011 at 01:35:32 am EDT
(08:14:10 AM) Hatkirby: :O
(08:14:13 AM) Hatkirby: THERE ARE NEW UPDATES
(08:14:14 AM) Hatkirby: HORRAY
(08:14:21 AM) ***Hatkirby DOWNLOADS PACKAGESSSS
(08:14:28 AM) Hatkirby: I LOVE YOU LIBC6
(08:14:35 AM) Hatkirby: LET'S GET A ROOM
(08:15:01 AM) Smiley: um im gonna walk away now
(08:15:12 AM) Hatkirby: Speaking through my laywer: I REJECT ALL PREVIOUS STATEMENTS
#458 Up +19/-17 Down July 31 2011 at 11:04:23 am EDT
*while walking to badminton*
Pyro: *sees volkswagen* "Punch buggy yellow, no returns" *punches Timbo94*
Pyro: "punch buggy yellow, no returns" *punches Joscelyn*
Timbo94: "punch buggy not-conforming-to-childhood-rules" *punches Pyro*
Pyro: ...
Pyro: "He didn't say no returns!" *punches Timbo94 and runs off*