#362 Up +41/-28 Down April 27 2010 at 11:31:52 am EDT
**Hatkirby fades into the background
AmphiDrifty: Byebye
Hatkirby: byee!
*** Hatkirby quit (Quit: Leaving.)
AmphiDrifty: So, Fourie, it's just me and you
Fourie: cya
AmphiDrifty: Whut
AmphiDrifty: Fourie, don't leave me!
**Fourie is listening to Tom's Diner by Suzanne Vega
*** Fourie quit (Connection closed)
AmphiDrifty: ...
#376 Up +36/-23 Down May 02 2010 at 01:00:09 am EDT
Fourie: Okay, Hatkirby, deleted that 'Hatkirby' is 'wrong'.
#324 Up +38/-25 Down January 25 2010 at 12:53:40 am EST
Tamasys: allo
Starla: HALLO
Tamasys: ohai
Starla: MY EYES WONT OPEN
Tamasys: ONOZ
Starla: WHO AM I TALKING TO
Tamasys: TURN TEXT TO SPEACH ON!!!
Starla: HANG ON, LET ME TRY TEXT TO SPEECH
Starla: TIMTAM!
#355 Up +28/-15 Down April 25 2010 at 04:37:47 am EDT
(12:34:59 AM) Fourie: shoes are yummy in most circumstances
(12:35:12 AM) Hatkirby: Fourie: You've eaten shoes?
(12:35:12 AM) Fourie: Not a bloody clue, sir.
(12:35:17 AM) Hatkirby: Ah, okay.
#163 Up +47/-34 Down December 26 2008 at 11:18:23 pm EST
Gryphic: A wonderful winter day!
Hatkirby: [Pyro], come sing with us!
Pyro: No.
#119 Up +48/-36 Down June 08 2008 at 11:52:30 pm EDT
Hatkirby: where the POOP are my boobs?
Hatkirby: ....um....
Hatkirby: I meant keys
Hatkirby: ....
Hatkirby: oh poop
Hatkirby: found them
#29 Up +48/-37 Down April 25 2008 at 06:49:00 am EDT
(04:46:58 PM) Hatkirby: I JUST LOOOOVE QUOTES!!!!!!!
(04:47:37 PM) Pyro: i can tell
(04:47:42 PM) Hatkirby: O RLY?
(04:47:53 PM) Pyro: yes
(04:48:03 PM) Hatkirby: NO WAI!!!!!!
(04:48:13 PM) Hatkirby: ....you didn't say your line
(04:48:19 PM) Pyro: what
(04:48:22 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY YA RLY!
(04:48:24 PM) Hatkirby: *cries*
(04:48:31 PM) Hatkirby: MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!
(04:48:33 PM) Hatkirby: *explodes*
(04:48:38 PM) Pyro: sorry
(04:48:42 PM) Hatkirby: Oh, and by the way, 12 minutes
#340 Up +28/-17 Down March 10 2010 at 12:43:38 am EST
(07:32:02 PM) Tamasys: http://neave.com/fractal
(07:32:11 PM) Starla: YESYESTANKU
(07:32:15 PM) Tamasys: lol
(07:32:24 PM) Starla: I have been looking for that site but I completely forgot what it was called!
(07:32:27 PM) Tamasys: lolol
(07:32:33 PM) Starla: Anaglyph YAY!
(07:33:14 PM) Tamasys: I <3 anaglyphs
(07:33:19 PM) Starla: OOOH STROBE
(07:33:23 PM) Starla: love this one
(07:33:28 PM) Tamasys: Strobe?
(07:34:09 PM) Starla: LOL STUFF IS GETTING CLOSER TO ME
(07:40:23 PM) Tamasys: ...
(07:40:26 PM) Tamasys: orite
(07:40:27 PM) Tamasys: :D
#98 Up +40/-29 Down May 07 2008 at 08:27:45 am EDT
(06:07:34 PM) Hatkirby: brb
(06:07:42 PM) Pyro: k
(06:07:57 PM) Pyro: me will probably have 2 go b4 u get back
(06:11:05 PM) Pyro: tell me when u get back
(06:12:09 PM) Pyro: me has 2 log out will b back later
(06:12:12 PM) Pyro: cyas
(06:22:38 PM) Hatkirby: back
(06:22:39 PM) Pyro: me is back had 2 create hotmail account 4 katherine
(06:22:50 PM) Hatkirby: wow, was that timing or what
#380 Up +38/-27 Down May 02 2010 at 02:33:16 am EDT
(12:26:23 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: I want a present!
(12:26:23 PM) ***Fourie gives DriftyBeyond THE JACKPOT PRIZEEEE
(12:26:28 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:26:30 PM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: I want a present!
(12:26:30 PM) Fourie: TOO BAD! *steals the Creature*
(12:26:31 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WONNNNNN
(12:26:34 PM) Hatkirby: DRIFTY, YOU WONNNNNN
(12:26:37 PM) DriftyBeyond: I did!
(12:26:47 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WON THE JACKPOTTTT
(12:26:55 PM) Hatkirby: AND IT ISS...... fifty cents!
(12:26:58 PM) Hatkirby: And a bus token!
(12:27:01 PM) Hatkirby: An expired bus token!
(12:27:02 PM) ozzyfrog: wow
(12:27:06 PM) DriftyBeyond: Amazing.
(12:27:13 PM) ozzyfrog: Lucky.
(12:27:13 PM) Hatkirby: An expired bus token for bus 22 in New York!
(12:27:24 PM) DriftyBeyond: I know
(12:27:35 PM) ***DriftyBeyond gives THE JACKPOT PRIZEEEE to Ozzyfrog
(12:27:40 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:27:42 PM) ozzyfrog: :O
(12:27:43 PM) ozzyfrog: No
(12:27:44 PM) Hatkirby: BUTBUTBUT
(12:27:45 PM) DriftyBeyond: :D
(12:27:47 PM) ozzyfrog: I can't accept that
(12:27:49 PM) Hatkirby: He cannot accept that
(12:27:49 PM) ozzyfrog: it's too much
(12:27:53 PM) Hatkirby: It's too much
(12:27:58 PM) DriftyBeyond: Rlly
(12:28:01 PM) ozzyfrog: well
(12:28:03 PM) ozzyfrog: ok :D
(12:28:47 PM) ***DriftyBeyond gives the consolation prize to Hatkirby
(12:28:53 PM) ***DriftyBeyond is lulzing in real life
(12:28:56 PM) Hatkirby: GASPYAY
(12:28:59 PM) Hatkirby: A NEW CAR!
(12:29:10 PM) ***Hatkirby drives into the sunset with her fiancé
(12:29:20 PM) ozzyfrog: don't do that
(12:29:24 PM) ozzyfrog: you'll get burnt
(12:29:28 PM) DriftyBeyond: Ohyeah
(12:29:30 PM) Hatkirby: LOL
(12:29:31 PM) Fourie: ROFLCOPTERLMAOBBQ
(12:29:33 PM) DriftyBeyond: you'll get burnt to buts
(12:29:37 PM) DriftyBeyond: I mean butts
(12:29:40 PM) DriftyBeyond: I mean bits
(12:30:02 PM) DriftyBeyond: Just imagine
(12:30:13 PM) DriftyBeyond: Hatkirby and fiancee getting burnt
(12:30:18 PM) DriftyBeyond: and all that are left are the butts
(12:30:19 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:30:29 PM) ozzyfrog: It happens you know
(12:31:29 PM) DriftyBeyond: Of course
(12:31:38 PM) DriftyBeyond: haven't you heard of "I got burnt to butts" itis?
(12:31:43 PM) ***Hatkirby is a butt
(12:31:47 PM) ozzyfrog: odear
(12:31:52 PM) ozzyfrog: we're too late
(12:31:54 PM) DriftyBeyond: Oh dearie me
(12:32:06 PM) DriftyBeyond: Well, there's only one thing we can do
(12:32:16 PM) DriftyBeyond: go through the ashes for any spare change
(12:32:21 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:32:22 PM) ozzyfrog: :D
(12:32:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog looks
(12:32:28 PM) ***Hatkirby suddenly rematerializes
(12:32:31 PM) ozzyfrog: oops
(12:32:37 PM) Hatkirby: YOUR ARM IS IN MY STOMACH
(12:33:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog runs while Hat is distracted
(12:33:33 PM) DriftyBeyond: Hatkirby: you have Ozzyfrog's hand in your stomach, what conclusions can we draw from that?
(12:33:49 PM) Hatkirby: DriftyBeyond: I think that he thought I was a swimming pool
(12:33:50 PM) ***ozzyfrog forgets he is still attached to hat
(12:34:00 PM) ***Hatkirby chases ozzyfrog because she is attached
(12:34:13 PM) ***DriftyBeyond takes photoes and puts them up on Facebook
(12:34:19 PM) Hatkirby: OWOWOW
(12:34:27 PM) Hatkirby: Get your hand out!
(12:34:29 PM) ***ozzyfrog tries to shake Hat off
(12:35:05 PM) ***Hatkirby eats antacids for fun
(12:35:06 PM) Hatkirby: OOF!
(12:35:14 PM) Hatkirby: Ozzyfrog's hand dissolved!
(12:35:15 PM) DriftyBeyond: Waiiiit
(12:35:19 PM) ozzyfrog: :O
(12:35:23 PM) DriftyBeyond: if Ozzy's hand is in Hatkirby's stomach
(12:35:24 PM) ozzyfrog: MAH HAND
(12:35:29 PM) DriftyBeyond: what about the stomach acids?
(12:35:44 PM) Hatkirby: Ozzyfrog: You are in much pain now
(12:35:50 PM) Hatkirby: HCL has been eating away at your hand
(12:36:04 PM) DriftyBeyond: Would Hatkirby technically be a cannibal, as she has digested Ozzyfrog's hand?
(12:36:16 PM) ozzyfrog: I think so
(12:36:19 PM) Hatkirby: and my antacids reacted with it and destroyed your hand and much of the surrounding area
(12:36:33 PM) Hatkirby: Well it's not my fault his hand was in my stomach ashes when I rematerialized!
(12:36:43 PM) DriftyBeyond: It's probably my fault
(12:36:44 PM) DriftyBeyond: AHHHHHHHH
(12:36:47 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs away
(12:36:52 PM) ***Hatkirby chases DriftyBeyond
(12:36:55 PM) ***ozzyfrog regrows hand
(12:37:01 PM) ***DriftyBeyond jumps in Ozzyfrog's plane and promptly crashes it
(12:37:06 PM) ozzyfrog: :'O
(12:37:10 PM) ozzyfrog: MAH PLANE
(12:37:10 PM) ***Hatkirby gnaws Ozzyfrog's hand off
(12:37:16 PM) ***DriftyBeyond has the ability to crumple anything by touching it
(12:37:18 PM) ozzyfrog: no you don't
(12:37:23 PM) ***DriftyBeyond has crumpled Ozzyfrog's plane
(12:37:23 PM) ***ozzyfrog throws Hat to the moon
(12:37:31 PM) ***Hatkirby flies
(12:37:39 PM) Hatkirby: WHEEEE
(12:37:48 PM) ***ozzyfrog gets a spanner
(12:37:51 PM) ***Hatkirby lands on the moon and makes friends with the alien intelligence there
(12:38:01 PM) Hatkirby: They zap Ozzyfrog with their superior technology
(12:38:17 PM) ozzyfrog: This means war
(12:38:25 PM) ***ozzyfrog flees to LA PA~
(12:38:26 PM) DriftyBeyond: Oh dearie me
(12:38:31 PM) Hatkirby: Btw, did my fiancée ever get restored?
(12:38:36 PM) DriftyBeyond: Probably not
(12:38:40 PM) Hatkirby: :O
(12:38:42 PM) Hatkirby: BUT I LOVE!
(12:38:47 PM) DriftyBeyond: as I took the ashhes with me
(12:38:52 PM) DriftyBeyond: and put it in a jar
(12:38:54 PM) ***Hatkirby chases DriftyBeyond
(12:39:01 PM) DriftyBeyond: and crumpled it with the plane
(12:39:04 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs away
(12:39:05 PM) ***Hatkirby thinks better of it, and has DriftyBeyond zapped with alien technology
(12:39:13 PM) ***DriftyBeyond is zapped
(12:39:16 PM) ***Hatkirby searches through the wreckage
(12:39:17 PM) ***DriftyBeyond continues running
(12:39:21 PM) Hatkirby: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE
(12:39:23 PM) Hatkirby: DUN WORRY
(12:39:27 PM) ***Hatkirby sifts
(12:39:28 PM) ozzyfrog: quick Drifty!
(12:39:31 PM) ozzyfrog: LA PA~
(12:39:42 PM) ***DriftyBeyond runs to LA PA
(12:39:43 PM) ***ozzyfrog locksdown LA PA~
(12:39:45 PM) ***Hatkirby whips out a gun and long-distance shoots Drifty
(12:39:54 PM) ***DriftyBeyond remembers that she crumpled Ozzyfrog's plane
(12:39:59 PM) ***DriftyBeyond hides under a table
(12:40:05 PM) ***ozzyfrog has a better plane in LA PA~
(12:40:10 PM) ***Hatkirby found a jar in perfect condition