#474Up+28/-26DownOctober 31 2011 at 01:43:15 am EDT
Старла Эппрет: The Quotes DB is being overrun by lesbionic quotes Drifty: Four Island is being lesbianized Drifty: quick, get the porn Старла Эппрет: Quotes DB also ships Drifty with Porn Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Старла Эппрет: Drifty And Porn Have Awful Honeymoon Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Again Старла Эппрет: Starla Stops Talking Drifty: Porn breaks up with Drifty Drifty: after Kissing a Girl Старла Эппрет: Drifty Cries And Watches Porn Старла Эппрет: watches it get dumped, that it Drifty: And that may sound like I'm not a girl Старла Эппрет: *that is Drifty: but I am Drifty: I'm also a conglomerate Старла Эппрет: Kissing ANother Girl Старла Эппрет: CONGLOMERATE is a Sedimentary Girl Drifty: I mean Старла Эппрет: Rock Старла Эппрет: Or Girl Старла Эппрет: Both Drifty: What Старла Эппрет: RockGirl Drifty: Where Drifty: Why Drifty: How Старла Эппрет: Also Who Drifty: Who are you? Drifty: What is this place? Старла Эппрет: Is this real life? Старла Эппрет: Or is it just fantasy? Drifty: Is this just fantasy? Старла Эппрет: Will, I TOLD YOU Старла Эппрет: ROCKGIRL IS OFF LIMITS Старла Эппрет: then Porn Cries and Makes A Film About It Drifty: Maybe I should take Porn to the Prom to make him/her/it/they/conglomerate better Старла Эппрет: ConglomeratePorn is for FetishDrifty Старла Эппрет: but PromDrifty goes with ItPorn Старла Эппрет: ItPorn really knows the clubs Старла Эппрет: but that's not important because they go to The Prom Старла Эппрет: This proves fairly well that Four Islanders have no idea what porn is
#477Up+30/-28DownFebruary 29 2012 at 12:27:40 pm EST
Drifty: Can I internet hug you Hatkirby: Sure Hatkirby: Hugs are good Hatkirby: Hugs are great Hatkirby: for the SOUL Hatkirby: for the LLAMAS Drifty: Chicken soup for the soul Drifty: Llamas? Hatkirby: for ALL MAH GURLS DOWN IN AUSTRALIA COUNTRY Hatkirby: BBZ THIS ONE IS FOR YOU Hatkirby: *starts singing a country song* Drifty: While hugging Drifty: while on the trapeze Hatkirby: somewhat muffled by the hug Hatkirby: and falling down the air Hatkirby: aiiiiiiiiiiirplanes in the night sky Hatkirby: like shooting stars Drifty: "I wish airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars. I could really use a wish right now." - Abraham Lincoln Hatkirby: lololol Drifty: "Caught in your bad romance." - George Bush Hatkirby: "If I said you were sexy would you take your pants off and dance around for me?" -John Quincy Adams Drifty: "I am so sexy it hurts." - Shakespeare Hatkirby: "I won $100 worth of Lucky Charms marshmallows." -Pope Benedict the Third Drifty: "I voted for the Lady Queen Mistress of Four Island, and you should too." - Stalin Hatkirby: "I just sneezed in the kitchen and from what I heard, the noise sounded incredibly girly. My mom, just walking in to the room, stood there for a second like she encountered an alien." -Dwane "The Rock" Johnson Hatkirby: "I'm sexy and I know it" -Ramesses II Drifty: "You're so hypnotising. Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel? Your touch is so magnetizing." - Theodore Roosevelt Hatkirby: "If I kiss you where it's sore, will you feel better, better, better, will you feel anything at all?" -Arnold Schwarzenegger Drifty: "Samson went back to bed. Not much hair left on his head! He ate a slice of wonderbread and went back to bed." - Jesus Christ Hatkirby: "I love that lavender blonde. The way she moves, the way she walks, I touch myself, can't get enough." -Angelina Jolie Drifty: "Jizz in my pants." - Rick Santorum Hatkirby: "i herd u liek mudkipz" -Barack Obama Drifty: "I choose you, Joe Biden!" - Barack Obama Hatkirby: "I'm on a boat, y'all!" -John M. Whitall Drifty: "You spin me, baby, right round right round like a record baby." - Julia Gillard to Kevin Rudd Hatkirby: "Hear them whispering, French and German, Dutch, Italian and Latin. When no one's looking, I touch a sculpture. Marble, gold and soft as satin." -Winona Ryder Hatkirby: "Bitch I created the centripetal force in yo bed." -Isaac Newton Drifty: "When I got my abortion, I brought along my boyfriend..." - Joe Biden Hatkirby: "When I got my abortion, I brought along my boyfriend…" -Rick Santorum
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: Do you know what nail polish remover looks like? Stranger: yes. why You: I can't find it Stranger: WTF? You: That came out wrong Stranger: hahaha. woowwww You: lol Stranger: tell me about life You: it's confusing Stranger: how? You: in many ways Stranger: tell me someee You: welllll.... sometimes i can't find my nail polish remover, i forget what it looks like and then ask random strangers on Omegle what it looks like You: lol Stranger: WOW! xD Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Girl Without Slipper: OMIGOSH THE CHEESE GATE IS OPENING! Drifty: ... Ozzyfrog: O_O Ozzyfrog: it is? Drifty: Whut? Girl Without Slipper: Um... oops.... Girl Without Slipper: Wrong conversation.... Girl Without Slipper: Lol Drifty: ...
me: doesn't really matter if I'm busy people won't disturb be, if I'm invisible they can't Adrian: true that me: so it doesn't make too much difference :P Adrian: OMG me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Adrian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH me: /me slays Adrian Adrian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh me: /me dances around with croses and holy water Adrian: I can't believe I said that!!!!!!!! me: :O Adrian: Tom is getting to me... me: lol Adrian: O_O terrible I will never do it again me: lol
(10:56:32 AM) Bluemonkey: LFS? (10:56:57 AM) Starla: LFS IS WIN (10:57:02 AM) Starla: http://linuxfromscratch.org (10:58:52 AM) Bluemonkey: oooh (10:58:55 AM) Bluemonkey: HLFS (10:59:09 AM) Starla: YAY LFS (10:59:28 AM) Bluemonkey: HLFS can't be anywhere near as hard as my OS design though (10:59:43 AM) Bluemonkey: at the end of the day (10:59:47 AM) Bluemonkey: it's still unix (11:00:02 AM) Starla: Maybe at the end of the day, but how about tomorrow? (11:00:18 AM) Bluemonkey: still unix (11:00:21 AM) Starla: Next week? (11:00:23 AM) Bluemonkey: always will be (11:00:28 AM) Starla: Well UNIX PWNS (11:00:32 AM) Starla: lol (11:00:41 AM) Starla: I think I went a little insane there (11:00:44 AM) Bluemonkey: it's not hardened though (11:00:45 AM) Bluemonkey: compared to my OS (11:01:04 AM) Starla: It's so hardened that it won't even turn on! (11:01:14 AM) Bluemonkey: YEAH!!!!! (11:01:16 AM) Bluemonkey: nah (11:01:18 AM) Starla: LOL
Pyro: where did you go? Pyro: I missed you! Hatkirby: I went to get a snack Hatkirby: I had some soup Pyro: hmm Pyro: that doesn't sound tasty Hatkirby: but... soup! Pyro: i've eaten soap Hatkirby: SOUP Pyro: not nice Hatkirby: S-O-U-P Hatkirby: not soap Pyro: oh Pyro: soup Pyro: ok Pyro: i was confused Pyro: then i withdraw my comment about eating soap Hatkirby: "Why yes, I had calcium hydroxide soup. I ate it and it turned my mouth into soap."