Teacher: The appendix used to be used for breaking down food. Teacher: We don't need it anymore because we have.... Student: Teeth. Teacher: .... Student: Knife and fork!
(11:49:52 PM) Unable to buzz, because Tamasys does not support it or does not wish to receive buzzes now. (11:49:53 PM) Unable to buzz, because Tamasys does not support it or does not wish to receive buzzes now. (11:49:53 PM) Unable to buzz, because Tamasys does not support it or does not wish to receive buzzes now. (11:49:53 PM) Unable to buzz, because Tamasys does not support it or does not wish to receive buzzes now. (11:50:51 PM) Starla: GO ON PIDGIN SO I CAN STAB YOU (11:50:55 PM) Starla: I mean, give you a cup of tea (11:50:58 PM) Tamasys: O_o (11:51:04 PM) Tamasys: I don't have Pidgin anyway :P (11:51:12 PM) Starla: lolololol
Genie: I'm punching you! Starla: Ah! You're very violent. Genie: Well what do you expect--I took tae kwan do! Starla: Well, I sit in my room all day on the computer. Don't hurt me. Genie: Haha.. NERD! Lol, no, I like nerds! I was once one. Starla: And you aren't anymore? Genie: NO! I become a different person with my glasses off. Starla: A blind one? Genie: *holding Starla in a headlock* Do you want to die?
(08:15:37 AM) DriftyBeyond: Fourie: Starla is Team Taylor (08:15:37 AM) Fourie: DriftyBeyond: Your mom is Team Taylor! (08:15:41 AM) Timbo94: LOL (08:15:42 AM) DriftyBeyond: Oh dear (08:15:44 AM) Hatkirby: LOL! (08:15:45 AM) DriftyBeyond: I never knew that (08:15:59 AM) DriftyBeyond: I think I will need to talk to her
Ticket Salesperson: Great, have a nice time. * we walk away * Brother: She was tall! Mother: You think maybe she was on something? Hatkirby: What, like drugs? Everyone else: lolwhut
(06:46:54 PM) Starla Insigna: I just walked into a door (06:46:59 PM) Drifty: ? (06:47:00 PM) Starla Insigna: It wasn't as fun as the commercials promised (06:47:49 PM) Drifty: Do you want your weekly dose of nagging right now? Free for only $1.95! (06:48:05 PM) Starla Insigna: Nah, I can't be bothered to type in my credit card number again (06:48:47 PM) Drifty: Buy a nagging and you could be in the stakes to win a free bananaphone! (06:49:04 PM) Starla Insigna: Oh, alright (06:49:14 PM) Starla Insigna: *faxes over $200,000,900.48* (06:49:22 PM) Drifty: YAT! (06:49:34 PM) Drifty: Yes, A Tarantula (06:49:43 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD! THAT WASN'T WHAT I ORDERED! (06:49:55 PM) Starla Insigna: I SPENT TWO MILLION DOLLARS ON THE WRONG THING! (06:50:00 PM) Drifty: AHHHHHHH (06:50:12 PM) Drifty: The Tarantula is doing the tarentella! (06:50:28 PM) Starla Insigna: I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP ON WIKIPEDIA! (06:50:45 PM) ***Starla Insigna looks up (06:50:46 PM) Starla Insigna: OH GOD, THE HORROR! (06:51:23 PM) Drifty: THE PAIN! (06:51:45 PM) Starla Insigna: THE OTHER VARIOUS EMOTIONS! (06:52:22 PM) Drifty: AHHHHH!
Hatkirby: ohgodtvtropeshasme ozzyfrog: :O oh no Hatkirby: :P ozzyfrog: dangerous place ozzyfrog: minutes quickly turn into hours Hatkirby: and then I suddenly realize that I'm 40 ozzyfrog: haha yes
Pyro: where did you go? Pyro: I missed you! Hatkirby: I went to get a snack Hatkirby: I had some soup Pyro: hmm Pyro: that doesn't sound tasty Hatkirby: but... soup! Pyro: i've eaten soap Hatkirby: SOUP Pyro: not nice Hatkirby: S-O-U-P Hatkirby: not soap Pyro: oh Pyro: soup Pyro: ok Pyro: i was confused Pyro: then i withdraw my comment about eating soap Hatkirby: "Why yes, I had calcium hydroxide soup. I ate it and it turned my mouth into soap."
Drifty: So, what else up? Hatkirby: Stuff Drifty: A conversation is a lot like sex in that two people need to contribute equally Drifty: So lets have sex! /not really Hatkirby: Wow, that was an incredibly disturbing analogy Drifty: ./I'm kind of insane
(08:14:10 AM) Hatkirby: :O (08:14:13 AM) Hatkirby: THERE ARE NEW UPDATES (08:14:14 AM) Hatkirby: HORRAY (08:14:21 AM) ***Hatkirby DOWNLOADS PACKAGESSSS (08:14:28 AM) Hatkirby: I LOVE YOU LIBC6 (08:14:35 AM) Hatkirby: LET'S GET A ROOM (08:15:01 AM) Smiley: um im gonna walk away now (08:15:12 AM) Hatkirby: Speaking through my laywer: I REJECT ALL PREVIOUS STATEMENTS