rever: Ouais j'vais dormir en bas hatkirby: Brherberhbrbrhphh rever: Sorry for French kf01: doesn't bother me none hatkirby: Wait, was that French? I literally thought you were babbling, I'm so sorry
hatkirby: What is my phone trying to say hatkirby: > because most people do not try the [same, estrogen, best] exempt_medic: That's when I just hit the best guesses and see where it goes XD hatkirby: Because most people do not try the estrogen testosterone combo hatkirby: ^^ OKAY IT GOT WEIRDER qwint: good point though i should try that newsoupvi: BASED hatkirby: Like sorry I'm getting crossfaded on hormones qwint: this does go hard though hatkirby: Thank you exempt_medic: Not as hard as walking backwards into hell, but it's kind of in the same universe qwint: you should ghostwrite for dril hatkirby: Dr says if I keep getting crossfaded on hormones my dick will shrink but my balls will get huge. I slam my drink on the bedside table "Keep it coming doc" qwint: back to ball size discourse
azhdrake: So the little bookshop near me, despite being small, is very dangerous in that whoever stocks it seems to have similar ideas to me about what non-fiction science books are interesting. I went there recently and managed to contain myself to like. A bit over $100 of books. (Were I smart I would have written down titles and gone to the library, but I am not smart) I didn't even look at the other sections for any length of time because I didn't want to notice even more books that I wanted. hatkirby: Omg hatkirby: Susceptible azhdrake: I am. There was a book on plant behavior! How am I supposed to not buy the book on plant behavior??? hatkirby: If you plant behaved yourself you could've azhdrake: I read that one, it's quite good and I have no regrets ajofiawo;rawwaef
Hatkirby: So, I was at this dinner party Hatkirby: IT WAS REALLY WEIRD! tamasys: you mean his description of actuall location tamasys: i will Hatkirby: Yes tamasys: wot was? Hatkirby: Wait, I'm telling a story Hatkirby: I will enumerate the weird things that happened. tamasys: go on Hatkirby: So someone turned up with red shoes tamasys: tamasys: ... Hatkirby: I told him to click his heels and say "There's no place like home" Hatkirby: Wait a second Hatkirby: My brother is being an idiot tamasys: lolz Hatkirby: GO AWAY DOUGLAS YOU IDIOT Hatkirby: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: It's not working! Hatkirby: NVM! tamasys: brb soz Hatkirby: So my other brother was telling a story about a story his friend was telling Hatkirby: I'll quote him Hatkirby: Mario333: So he starts telling the story Hatkirby: Mario333: Badly Hatkirby: Mario333: And half way through Hatkirby: Mario333: He says Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: Oh, wait, can I start over? Hatkirby: Mario333: So he starts over. Hatkirby: Oh BTW, they were at camp when this story takes place Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: So there were these people at camp Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: And.... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They.... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: HAD A BABY Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: At 12:00 the phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: It said Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am in cabin 1" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: ..... Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "You are not there" Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: And it goes on like that Hatkirby: Mario333: Until cabin 21 Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red Eye baby: Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am at your door" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They heard the door open Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: A small figure raced around Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: Phone rang Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am in your toilet" Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: They hear the toilet flush Hatkirby: Mario333: *laughs harder* Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The baby comes in the room Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The phone rings Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Red eyed baby" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "I am behind you" Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: The wife turns around Hatkirby: Yes, he did say wife! Hatkirby: Hatkirby: WOE are married people doing on camp Hatkirby: Hatkirby: At 11 years old????! Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: And the baby says Hatkirby: Mario333: Friend: "Boo" Hatkirby: Mario333: Story's over. Hatkirby: *cracks up laughing*