#458 Up +19/-17 Down
*while walking to badminton*
Pyro: *sees volkswagen* "Punch buggy yellow, no returns" *punches Timbo94*
Pyro: "punch buggy yellow, no returns" *punches Joscelyn*
Timbo94: "punch buggy not-conforming-to-childhood-rules" *punches Pyro*
Pyro: ...
Pyro: "He didn't say no returns!" *punches Timbo94 and runs off*
#460 Up +22/-20 Down
<hatkirby> In Soviet Russia, the server kicks you
<hatkirby> I mean
<hatkirby> wait
<samson920> same in america
<hatkirby> That didn't come out right
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Старла Эппрет: The Quotes DB is being overrun by lesbionic quotes
Drifty: Four Island is being lesbianized
Drifty: quick, get the porn
Старла Эппрет: Quotes DB also ships Drifty with Porn
Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn
Старла Эппрет: Drifty And Porn Have Awful Honeymoon
Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Again
Старла Эппрет: Starla Stops Talking
Drifty: Porn breaks up with Drifty
Drifty: after Kissing a Girl
Старла Эппрет: Drifty Cries And Watches Porn
Старла Эппрет: watches it get dumped, that it
Drifty: And that may sound like I'm not a girl
Старла Эппрет: *that is
Drifty: but I am
Drifty: I'm also a conglomerate
Старла Эппрет: Kissing ANother Girl
Старла Эппрет: CONGLOMERATE is a Sedimentary Girl
Drifty: I mean
Старла Эппрет: Rock
Старла Эппрет: Or Girl
Старла Эппрет: Both
Drifty: What
Старла Эппрет: RockGirl
Drifty: Where
Drifty: Why
Drifty: How
Старла Эппрет: Also Who
Drifty: Who are you?
Drifty: What is this place?
Старла Эппрет: Is this real life?
Старла Эппрет: Or is it just fantasy?
Drifty: Is this just fantasy?
Старла Эппрет: Will, I TOLD YOU
Старла Эппрет: ROCKGIRL IS OFF LIMITS
Старла Эппрет: then Porn Cries and Makes A Film About It
Drifty: Maybe I should take Porn to the Prom to make him/her/it/they/conglomerate better
Старла Эппрет: ConglomeratePorn is for FetishDrifty
Старла Эппрет: but PromDrifty goes with ItPorn
Старла Эппрет: ItPorn really knows the clubs
Старла Эппрет: but that's not important because they go to The Prom
Старла Эппрет: This proves fairly well that Four Islanders have no idea what porn is
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hatkirby: one time my friend asked me to hack her pokemon emerald cartridge to change her gender from male to female, and I did it but somehow it deleted two pokemon from her PC and i said well i guess that's equivalent sexchange
gasmasque: A worthy sacrifice
hatkirby: thinking about it more. i guess she lost two poke balls
hatkirby: this happened like six years ago and I only just now thought of that part of the joke. i am cackling
gasmasque: The best humor comes in time
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hatkirby: balls.com
azhdrake: Boobs.org
toothpastecanyon: Balls.com :penis:
hatkirby: ain't this the life
hatkirby: taint.net
toothpastecanyon: DJDJDJDJ
hatkirby: i went to a university whose domain name was cmu.edu. I wonder how many time people have misspelled that.
toothpastecanyon: Lol
hatkirby: (rawr ebooks did once and it was very funny)
azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇴 🇲
toothpastecanyon: CJFJFJFJFJFJ
hatkirby: jkdfhkgdfg
toothpastecanyon: Bees you’re excellent
toothpastecanyon: I saw that as a notification as Balls penis com
azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇺 🇲
hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about KJSDSDFHKSsdf
toothpastecanyon: Wooow bees you’re being so 18+ right now!!
hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about sex we just say names of body parts sometimes
#590 Up +2/-0 Down
eka_caesium: If you'd come up to me several weeks prior and said "Eka you're going to end up drawing a sexy alligator for school" I would've said "we're in the midst of a pandemic get out of my house"
#599 Up +2/-0 Down
azhdrake: Reading the "how to have a video appointment" blurb for my new doctor and
> You must not be driving. If you are driving, your clinician will not complete the appointment.
The fact that they feel the need to specify this is terrifying to me.
hatkirby: hmm
hatkirby: yes that is. Frightening
hatkirby: "anyway doc i just crashed into a laundromat, any advice? blood work maybe?"
azhdrake: jefoaijfoaew
hatkirby: blood work? uh yeah i sure hope it does!
#644 Up +2/-0 Down
tinylittlegremlin: on thin ice there, tooth
toothpastecanyon: And I'm jumping up and down 🥰
#659 Up +2/-0 Down
toothpastecanyon: star what time is it right now to the minute
hatkirby: ten fifty sex
azhdrake: Nine fifty sex here ;)
toothpastecanyon: umm it's twenty two fifty sex actually
hatkirby: 🫵 british
#662 Up +2/-0 Down
azhdrake: > solid liquid gas plasma
azhdrake: Bose–Einstein condensate just ain't good enough, huh?
hatkirby: fuck that bitch
azhdrake: :gasp:
tinylittlegremlin: lol
hatkirby: i just met them and i have only contempt
azhdrake: I love it its such a little weirdo
hatkirby: lol