#734 Up +2/-0 Down
hatkirby: Yalls I'm bored
hatkirby: My friend is getting top surgery and I'm gonna be in the waiting room for a loooong time lol
newsoupvi: Can I get top surgery too so I can be a top? I don't think I can learn it at this point
hatkirby: Some people are beyond medical intervention
newsoupvi: :sad:
hatkirby: Lmao
hatkirby: Doctor takes one look at you and is like sorry you are too much of a bottom
hatkirby: You're wearing a fox tail. You can't see heaven.
newsoupvi: Listen
newsoupvi: I will never forget
newsoupvi: About the "omega" self report
hatkirby: NOOO
hatkirby: Gkskgsks
newsoupvi: So true
hatkirby: I'm NOT into abo ykekslhd I just know about it because I've been very involved in fandom stuff before
hatkirby: I've written a crossover fanfic between gravity falls and the witness. I'm really normal.
newsoupvi: :SylveonSmug:
newsoupvi: There is nothing
newsoupvi: that you can say
newsoupvi: It's too late
hatkirby: :blobfree:
#735 Up +2/-0 Down
hatkirby: panus
newsoupvi: Is this like a combination of penis and anus
hatkirby: do you want it to be
#741 Up +2/-0 Down
revya: The aliens love me because I am so easily influenced I respond so well to the experiments and they compliment me on my violent tool use
#746 Up +2/-0 Down
hatkirby: it's tired of waiting
hatkirby: you must fill the void
hatkirby: i swear i don't mean this in a sexual way even though it's me saying it
hatkirby: i just mean like lol... yknow like, getting consumed by the emptiness within you, letting that void stretch and envelope everything you've got piece by piece until you have nothing else and it still yearns for more
toothpastecanyon: :owo:
toothpastecanyon: oh yes I love that
azhdrake: And also you should shove a dick in there
hatkirby: well if I throw myself in, i'll do it dick first, are you happy
hatkirby: cause i am 🥰
#747 Up +2/-0 Down
azhdrake: There's a lot to unpack here
hatkirby: And none of us are gonna try, I think
pallasvoid: I'm just tossing that whole suitcase, yeah
#763 Up +2/-0 Down
revya: Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my nightmares
#764 Up +2/-0 Down
exempt_medic: There's a puzzle based on the four color theorem? I'm scared of what that could even be.
ihnn: It's fun!
exempt_medic: How?!
hatkirby: bitches *love* the four color theorem
park3r2_: excuse me, what did you say?
hatkirby: I said bitches love four coloring shit, seriously
hatkirby: you hand someone a planar graph and the *first thing* they're asking is how can i color this
hatkirby: and how many colors will I need
kf01: it's me
kf01: i'm bitches
hatkirby: see? KF gets it!
#785 Up +2/-0 Down
exempt_medic: wait- we don't have this door yet?! oh, gosh- could someone solve trans rights real quick?
#789 Up +2/-0 Down
scipiowright: My partner is ace
exempt_medic: Mine too
rever: My bf is british
#35 Up +30/-29 Down
random student 1: Those sheep look like a banana.
random student 2: ...