Старла Эппрет: The Quotes DB is being overrun by lesbionic quotes Drifty: Four Island is being lesbianized Drifty: quick, get the porn Старла Эппрет: Quotes DB also ships Drifty with Porn Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Старла Эппрет: Drifty And Porn Have Awful Honeymoon Старла Эппрет: Drifty Marries Porn Again Старла Эппрет: Starla Stops Talking Drifty: Porn breaks up with Drifty Drifty: after Kissing a Girl Старла Эппрет: Drifty Cries And Watches Porn Старла Эппрет: watches it get dumped, that it Drifty: And that may sound like I'm not a girl Старла Эппрет: *that is Drifty: but I am Drifty: I'm also a conglomerate Старла Эппрет: Kissing ANother Girl Старла Эппрет: CONGLOMERATE is a Sedimentary Girl Drifty: I mean Старла Эппрет: Rock Старла Эппрет: Or Girl Старла Эппрет: Both Drifty: What Старла Эппрет: RockGirl Drifty: Where Drifty: Why Drifty: How Старла Эппрет: Also Who Drifty: Who are you? Drifty: What is this place? Старла Эппрет: Is this real life? Старла Эппрет: Or is it just fantasy? Drifty: Is this just fantasy? Старла Эппрет: Will, I TOLD YOU Старла Эппрет: ROCKGIRL IS OFF LIMITS Старла Эппрет: then Porn Cries and Makes A Film About It Drifty: Maybe I should take Porn to the Prom to make him/her/it/they/conglomerate better Старла Эппрет: ConglomeratePorn is for FetishDrifty Старла Эппрет: but PromDrifty goes with ItPorn Старла Эппрет: ItPorn really knows the clubs Старла Эппрет: but that's not important because they go to The Prom Старла Эппрет: This proves fairly well that Four Islanders have no idea what porn is
ToothPasteCanyon: Looking at the sims 2 wiki and fjfjfjfjf at this entry in dating https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Dating#Ending_a_date ToothPasteCanyon: [raised from the dead] sorry about that babe where were we eka-caesum: XD ToothPasteCanyon: Hate when the ever looming specter of death interrupts my hot date with Jesus Christ 🙄
hatkirby: one time my friend asked me to hack her pokemon emerald cartridge to change her gender from male to female, and I did it but somehow it deleted two pokemon from her PC and i said well i guess that's equivalent sexchange gasmasque: A worthy sacrifice hatkirby: thinking about it more. i guess she lost two poke balls hatkirby: this happened like six years ago and I only just now thought of that part of the joke. i am cackling gasmasque: The best humor comes in time
hatkirby: balls.com azhdrake: Boobs.org toothpastecanyon: Balls.com :penis: hatkirby: ain't this the life hatkirby: taint.net toothpastecanyon: DJDJDJDJ hatkirby: i went to a university whose domain name was cmu.edu. I wonder how many time people have misspelled that. toothpastecanyon: Lol hatkirby: (rawr ebooks did once and it was very funny) azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇴 🇲 toothpastecanyon: CJFJFJFJFJFJ hatkirby: jkdfhkgdfg toothpastecanyon: Bees you’re excellent toothpastecanyon: I saw that as a notification as Balls penis com azhdrake: 🇧 🇦 🇱 🇱 🇸 :penis: 🇨 🇺 🇲 hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about KJSDSDFHKSsdf toothpastecanyon: Wooow bees you’re being so 18+ right now!! hatkirby: 18+ chat but we don't actually talk about sex we just say names of body parts sometimes
eka_caesium: Pleased to announce that this scream fortress I have changed and grown as a person, and so will no longer be abandoning my teammates to the skeleton king eka_caesium: Probably
hatkirby: i find the slang terms for "muscular" to be the funniest things ever hatkirby: shredded? ripped? tweaked? jacked? hatkirby: its just. so good toothpastecanyon: alcor ripped some angel alcorian5305: I've never heard tweaked?? alcorian5305: Wtf how does that make sense hatkirby: how do any of them make sense? alcorian5305: "Tweaked" sounds like the opposite of muscular toothpastecanyon: aww lil angel is tweaked hatkirby: bab angel hatkirby: one one muscle toothpastecanyon: Omg just a tiny angel in the same pose toothpastecanyon: like comes up to lucy ann's knee, still rockin the sword n the armour toothpastecanyon: absolutely tweaked hatkirby: pfffffft hatkirby: i cant get over shredded toothpastecanyon: I would not like shredded muscles thanks toothpastecanyon: that sounds painful hatkirby: "yes i got prion disease so my muscles would be shredded" toothpastecanyon: PFFFFT OW aba_daba_do: Did you guys see the SNL skit that parodied Star Wars? “I heard that Kylo Ren is shredded. That Kylo Ren has a six pack.” aba_daba_do: That’s what I’m imagining rn but with TAU alcorian5305: I HEARD THAT ALCOR IS SHREDDED hatkirby: "yo i heard that Alcor the Dreambender is jacked to the moon" alcorian5305: THAT ALCOR HAS A SIXTEEN PACK hatkirby: mabel loses her mind laughing bc dipper is a scrawny kid toothpastecanyon: ~~alcor shows up with bleeding, shredded muscles and a six pack of soda~~ toothpastecanyon: 'DINNER GUYS :DDD' eka_caesium: Yeeesss toothpastecanyon: nobody eats alcor's dinner\ hatkirby: "bruh i read online that alcor is nutty tweaked" toothpastecanyon: even lane is like 'may I have candy' hatkirby: pfffft toothpastecanyon: NUTTY TWEAKED aba_daba_do: Don’t ever say Nutty Tweaked again eka_caesium: Star that's so cursed. hatkirby: >:D toothpastecanyon: N U T T Y T W E A K E D aba_daba_do: NO! hatkirby: T̩̯̪H̝̫̞I̯̖ͅS̼̫̭ ̝̝̞C̡̹͔U͏̱R̻̝͔S̴͇͙E̡͎ ̖̫̟I͉̣̰S̻͈̝ ͚̥M̻̲͇Į͎̩̰N҉̺̝̘E̙̹ ̯̜̙AL̶͇̭O͇͙̰N͏E̸ ̩͝T̠͍́O̥̟ ͈̝̲B̨͖͉E͇͝A̢̤̦R҉̖̤ͅ ͢N̩̞̖O̷̱̬ ̰L̖͈̺O͕͉͎N̷͎̠G͓̳͚E̱̺̜Ṛ̢̟͎
eka_caesium: If you'd come up to me several weeks prior and said "Eka you're going to end up drawing a sexy alligator for school" I would've said "we're in the midst of a pandemic get out of my house"
azhdrake: Reading the "how to have a video appointment" blurb for my new doctor and > You must not be driving. If you are driving, your clinician will not complete the appointment. The fact that they feel the need to specify this is terrifying to me. hatkirby: hmm hatkirby: yes that is. Frightening hatkirby: "anyway doc i just crashed into a laundromat, any advice? blood work maybe?" azhdrake: jefoaijfoaew hatkirby: blood work? uh yeah i sure hope it does!