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Starla: did you see today's FOUR ISLAND post?
Starla: Lol, I just looked at the post with Layout 6.2 and noticed that the picture goes off the side of the layout :P
Starla: And the rightbar is eating it in 4.5
Tamasys: lol it does and it is
Starla: THAT MAKES ME LOL
Starla: how does caps lock keep turning itself on?
Tamasys: lololol
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[09:51] <@Hatkirby> suggest a song
[09:51] <Fourie> I Got Nerve by Hannah Montana
[09:51] <@Hatkirby> No
[09:51] <@Hatkirby> No
[09:51] <@Hatkirby> Not at all
[09:51] <@Hatkirby> What?
[09:51] <Fourie> I know, it's so wonderful!
[09:51] <@Hatkirby> O_o
#394 Up +19/-18 Down
Teacher: Okay, so what are these bones used for in humans?
Student: Holding stuff.
Teacher: Okay, and in cats?
Student 2: Flying!
Everyone: LOL
#400 Up +18/-17 Down
Tamasys: well, I'm probably going out at 2ish
Pyro: Le gasp
Tamasys: I know :|
Pyro: You have a life?!?!?!
Tamasys: shock horror!
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Drifty: [about Alaska] And then the US finds out that there's actually a lot of Russian soldiers there.
Timbo: *laughing histerically*
Drifty and Smiley: What?
Timbo: I thought you said Russian shoulders! There'll be all these Russian shoulders in Alaska! *lols*

Later, after too much shoulders of the Russian kind discussion

Timbo: Drifty?
Drifty: Yeah?
Timbo: *points* You have Russian shoulders! *lols*
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(05:41:20 PM) Drifty: So... How's life?
(05:41:26 PM) Starla: Hi
(05:41:35 PM) Starla: I'm a bit annoyed because my iTunes scrobbler is messed up
(05:41:50 PM) Starla: I mean, I like Kate Nash, but I haven't listened to I've Got A Secret 60 times in the last week
(05:42:33 PM) Drifty: lololol
(05:42:45 PM) Drifty: Well, is it fixable?
(05:47:42 PM) Starla: I dunno
(05:47:50 PM) Starla: If it's an issue with the iPod; then probably no
(05:48:10 PM) Starla: Which is really annoying because I'm insane and I need to know how many times I've listened to a snog
(05:48:14 PM) Starla: LOLOLOLOL
(05:48:15 PM) Starla: *song
(05:48:32 PM) Drifty: Would be very insane
(05:48:37 PM) Drifty: listening to people kissing
(05:48:42 PM) Starla: lolololol
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(08:19:42 AM) Smiley: you suck
(08:19:42 AM) Fourie: Just like Kirby!
#431 Up +19/-18 Down
(09:59:39 PM) Tamasys: you've had 3 months, 11 days, 16 hours, 51 minutes
(09:59:46 PM) Starla Insigna: Horray!
(09:59:51 PM) Starla Insigna: Still, not as long as Chapter 4
(09:59:56 PM) Tamasys: :P
(09:59:56 PM) Starla Insigna: and CERTAINLY not as long as Chapter 5
(10:00:04 PM) Tamasys: >.<
(10:00:07 PM) ***Starla Insigna lols
(10:01:31 PM) Tamasys: wtf
(10:01:39 PM) Tamasys: why did I take so long to write that?
(10:01:45 PM) Tamasys: it wasn't even a long chapter!
(10:01:49 PM) Starla Insigna: :P
(10:02:03 PM) Tamasys: well, can we please not let this book drag into 2011?
(10:02:13 PM) Starla Insigna: because you had a life, twenty turtles and a machine gun
(10:02:18 PM) Starla Insigna: maybe had some kids, a job
(10:02:25 PM) Starla Insigna: moved on to real estate and sold some paper
(10:02:26 PM) Tamasys: o_o
(10:02:38 PM) Starla Insigna: then, one night, you fell into a hole and wondered where the toilet was
(10:02:50 PM) Starla Insigna: found an iPhone on the ground after you accidentally stepped on it
(10:02:53 PM) Starla Insigna: it didn't break
(10:03:01 PM) Starla Insigna: but it did when an asteroid hit it minutes later
(10:03:08 PM) Tamasys: ._.
(10:03:23 PM) Starla Insigna: Anyway, that's why it took you a year and a month
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(10:03:20 PM) Tamasys: When we grab you by the ankles
(10:03:26 PM) Tamasys: Where our mark is to be made
(10:03:31 PM) Starla Insigna: ohgod
(10:03:33 PM) Tamasys: You'll soon be doing noble work
(10:03:38 PM) Tamasys: Although you won't be paid
(10:03:49 PM) Starla Insigna: I liked you better with twenty turtles
(10:03:57 PM) Starla Insigna: :P
(10:04:02 PM) Tamasys: When we drive away in secret
(10:04:08 PM) Tamasys: You'll be a volunteer
(10:04:17 PM) Tamasys: So don't scream when we tell you:
(10:04:32 PM) Starla Insigna: I LIKE CATFOOD
(10:04:43 PM) Tamasys: The world is quiet here
(10:05:01 PM) Starla Insigna: I made an interjection! Ha ha! Ho ho! Hee hee!

...REGINA SPEKTOR TIEM!

(10:06:35 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these voices
(10:06:40 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of these words
(10:06:47 PM) Starla Insigna: I hear in my mind all of this music
(10:06:54 PM) Starla Insigna: And it breaks my heart--it breaks my heart
(10:07:07 PM) Starla Insigna: It breaks my ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-heart
(10:07:24 PM) Tamasys: to hear you sing
(10:07:31 PM) Tamasys: :P
(10:07:33 PM) Starla Insigna: :O
(10:07:34 PM) Starla Insigna: :P
(10:07:42 PM) Starla Insigna: You made an interjection too!
(10:08:51 PM) Tamasys: I made a funny!
(10:08:52 PM) Tamasys: :P
#462 Up +21/-20 Down
Drifty: My messenging program keeps going HI FROM NICKSERV every time my internet burps
Drifty: so I may not answer sometimes
Старла Эппрект: lol yes mine does too
Drifty: NICKSERV IS VERY LONELY
Старла Эппрект: Which is every time I unplug my ethernet cable
Старла Эппрект: "OH GOD PLEASE TALK TO NICKSERV—I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO ON THE WEEKENDS"
Drifty: We should set NickServ up with a girlfriend
Drifty: or a boyfriend
Drifty: Nah, a botfriend
Старла Эппрект: Maybe ChanServ? Ooooooh
Старла Эппрект: or hows about ImmiBot! 
Старла Эппрект: aaaah tumblr you're always down
Drifty: They hooked a chatbot to himself and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY
Drifty: "I am not a robot. I am a unicorn."
Drifty: Threeway bot!
Старла Эппрект: I AM NOT AROBOT
Старла Эппрект: is a Marina & the Diamonds song
Старла Эппрект: BOTS HAVIN' A THREEWAY
Старла Эппрект: DOIN' FLIPS 'N' SH*T
Drifty: I mean cleverbot