hatkirby: I'm gonna eat toast toothpastecanyon: are you gonna run with it too hatkirby: If only 😩 hatkirby: But that's probably frowned upon in here toothpastecanyon: hmm have you tried it before there? You'll never know until you do ! hatkirby: You're right. This is no time to be a coward hatkirby: Update: I am in computer science jail. They are making me eat sand. They say the sand will make me better at computing the right thing to do in ordinary situations. The guy holding the bucket is really cute though, I wonder if I can get his number when I'm full of sand. toothpastecanyon: 😔 toothpastecanyon: star I'll miss you in the sand hatkirby: Update x2 I asked him for his number and he made me eat more sand toothpastecanyon: 😳 hatkirby: Update x3 and now he's making me eat something else just kidding I'm at work I'm at work I'm at work I'm at work toothpastecanyon: hjgfjghgjgh pallasvoid: ahlskgjasdgjkhadf pallasvoid: STAR hatkirby: hi void
hatkirby: > Following the theft, Defendant Lichtenstein devised a sophisticated plan to launder the stolen funds, involving extensive layering of transactions, cryptocurrency mixers and non-compliant cryptocurrency exchanges, darknet markets, and bank accounts in the U.S., as well as overseas hatkirby: what do half of these things even mean hatkirby: "cryptocurrency mixer" sounds like a thing you'd go to if you were a crypto bro and you wanted a girlfriend toothpastecanyon: jglkfdgf toothpastecanyon: sounds like a thing advertised as a place to meet a girlfriend but it's all just other crypto bros hatkirby: yassss hatkirby: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: idk if crypto bros are cool enough to do yaoi though 😔 toothpastecanyon: they don't even know what they have... hatkirby: typing wirhh one hasmnd toothpastecanyon: GFSDGFDGHFD hatkirby: BECAUSE I M BRUSHING MY EETH hatkirby: KILLS YOU toothpastecanyon: gjdgfjk star I love you omg hatkirby: jksdfhksjdfhksj hatkirby: now i've got toothpaste on my desk lol toothpastecanyon: meat monitor comment lmao
hatkirby: yalls i bought binding of isaac merch but if i wear it then everyone's going to think i'm catholic exempt_medic: Does the rest of your outfit make a stark contrast that will probably make people think you're not? hatkirby: Hmm I guess I could always wear my slutty gay sex pants exempt_medic: I was unprepared exempt_medic: I'm reading that with the pause and drama in "Just need my.... handy daddy notebook" hatkirby: DADDY?? exempt_medic: Dandy * 😦 hatkirby: XD scipiowright: Yes? hatkirby: i am CKA GHSD scipiowright: Go clean your room hatkirby: the noises i'm making right now exempt_medic: Saaame
exempt_medic: There's a puzzle based on the four color theorem? I'm scared of what that could even be. ihnn: It's fun! exempt_medic: How?! hatkirby: bitches *love* the four color theorem park3r2_: excuse me, what did you say? hatkirby: I said bitches love four coloring shit, seriously hatkirby: you hand someone a planar graph and the *first thing* they're asking is how can i color this hatkirby: and how many colors will I need kf01: it's me kf01: i'm bitches hatkirby: see? KF gets it!
eka_caesium: [picture of gamer meme] hatkirby: guy's hot eka_caesium: wtf eka_caesium: Star I promise you playing comp is the least attractive thing a man can do
rever: The issue with skirt is that they look better if you have a small waist rever: And my physiology is not small waist :rever_pensive: scipiowright: Rever says he has a fat ass hatkirby: obvs you just gotta wear hip padding hatkirby: Or that rever: I- rever: I'm like cylindrical rever: Or er scipiowright: Directly into the square hole with you