hatkirby: at least if I have any enemies I can be like "I cast candida upon ye" and rub my forehead on theirs hatkirby: and then we start making out. unfortunately tinylittlegremlin: gross! youll get cooties /j hatkirby: i'm the one giving THEM cooties hatkirby: C A N D I D A tinylittlegremlin: grem: spreading candida is fine but i draw the line at makeout
pallasvoid: awake.... hatkirby: Yeah... pallasvoid: i wanna go back to bed hatkirby: Grabs your but the orb few and deaths your into hex pallasvoid: ..... yep I'll nod to that pallasvoid: *nods* gasmasque: Star is sleepy talking pallasvoid: either that or his phone is back on its bullshit pallasvoid: or both hatkirby: I think it's a bit of both hatkirby: Well that one came out fine gasmasque: What did you mean to say? hatkirby: I was trying to say I'm grazing you by the arms and caring you back into beef hatkirby: Better that time pallasvoid: i nearly spat out my coffee reading that one hatkirby: Gdkskgdlh gasmasque: I love being cared into beef pallasvoid: same hatkirby: I'm here to help!
eka_caesium: I'm laughing about identity theft soooooo much swbookworm: :blobglare: swbookworm: That's okay me too lmao eka_caesium: :smugne: eka_caesium: Hehehe hatkirby: PERFECT hatkirby: USE hatkirby: OF AN EMOJI hatkirby: 🏆 eka_caesium: Thank you we had to study that for my degree :blobblush: hatkirby: of course of course hatkirby: shuuenpro emotes 101 eka_caesium: Uh huh eka_caesium: For my gaming degree hatkirby: obviously hatkirby: phd in gaming hatkirby: insert that tumblr post that's like "i'd go to university if my teacher was [some cute guy], my classroom looked like [idk], my classmates were [star wars droids], my assignments were [cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge]" eka_caesium: LMAO eka_caesium: I'd go to university if my teacher was Demoman, my classroom looked like pl_badwater, etc etc eka_caesium: "cod zombies lobby no slurs challenge" absolutely killed me thank you Star
hatkirby: yalls hatkirby: i woke up this morning to a kudos on one of my fics hatkirby: but specifically a fic that i wrote nine years ago and which did not have any kudos until this morning toothpastecanyon: wow azhdrake: Damn hatkirby: literally the rarest of all kudos and it sent a chill through my body because it's the slash fic i wrote about my algorithms professors as a joke toothpastecanyon: omg hatkirby: who tf is going on ao3 and searching for the ceo of duolingo azhdrake: Rxtcfugibijobc gasmasque: People did ship the duolingo owl and Hooty so I’m not surprised hatkirby: yeah but like at least those are characters... who was like um luis von ahn, the man the myth the legend? i wanna see if he can get laid gasmasque: “Hmm, I wonder what the duolingo fandom has in store. Oh my, there’s some excellent ships here!” azhdrake: Big questions from the guy who was like "I'm going to write about this man getting laid" hatkirby: :blobfree: hatkirby: assassinate me why not hatkirby: it was mostly an excuse to write computer science jokes azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: azhdrake: Then parish
tinylittlegremlin: Look tinylittlegremlin: Looooook tinylittlegremlin: Im sure the reason the battery drains so fast is bc the phone is old tinylittlegremlin: Not. Not any other reason. tinylittlegremlin: 25 eka_caesium: Okay I believe you Grem! <--does not know anything about phones azhdrake: I mean old batterys do be doing that azhdrake: it's frustrating tinylittlegremlin: 24 azhdrake: god damn Grem is dying before our eyes tinylittlegremlin: Down i go hatkirby: :blobaww: azhdrake: :blobcry: azhdrake: Hey star what the fuck tinylittlegremlin: Deflating.... azhdrake: our DEAR freidn Grem is DYING hatkirby: arent we all dying together 🥰 azhdrake: and you :blobaww: tinylittlegremlin: 23 azhdrake: Star you're imortal eka_caesium: hand in unlovable hand hatkirby: whats dying azhdrake: You insensitive jerk hatkirby: i have been misinformed tinylittlegremlin: *wheeze* hatkirby: google says dying isn't good tinylittlegremlin: 22 azhdrake: Well it really depends on *whos* dying azhdrake: like. There's a few people that could use to die. Just a little. As a treat. hatkirby: but grem isn't one of them. got it azhdrake: Yeah Grem is great and wonderful and I love them hatkirby: which person can i kill :alcorstab: tinylittlegremlin: 21 azhdrake: Here's a list: https://www.visualcapitalist.com/worlds-richest-billionaires-over-the-past-10-years/ azhdrake: Go ham hatkirby: cant believe that when i kill people they die. i was so misinformed azhdrake: jcfawjefoaiwjfe; hatkirby: thank u!! this is very helpful
eka_caesium: Pleased to announce that this scream fortress I have changed and grown as a person, and so will no longer be abandoning my teammates to the skeleton king eka_caesium: Probably
tinylittlegremlin: [Cries] tinylittlegremlin: oh well, hey star whats up hatkirby: blergh hatkirby: decomposing, again tinylittlegremlin: aw why r u decomposing again? hatkirby: happens tinylittlegremlin: #i thought that was smth u could only do once hatkirby: speak for yourself eka_caesium: They haven't even decomposed twice. . . . hatkirby: ikr hatkirby: L + ratio + hasn't even decomposed twice tinylittlegremlin: 😭 tinylittlegremlin: this is bullying im reporting you all to HR! hatkirby: what is human resources going to do tinylittlegremlin: make you attend an anti+bullying seminar (sniffs) hatkirby: for humans eka_caesium: Effective bullying strategies :blobhyperthink: tinylittlegremlin: wait no its supposed to be the opposite i think- eka_caesium: :blobhyperthink: :blobhyperthink: tinylittlegremlin: and yeah star! its so you dont bully the human! hatkirby: >:( hatkirby: but that's what they're there for tinylittlegremlin: no its not!! hatkirby: are you sure tinylittlegremlin: ok yeah, maybe they are a little bit, but still! hatkirby: :)