hatkirby: i find the slang terms for "muscular" to be the funniest things ever hatkirby: shredded? ripped? tweaked? jacked? hatkirby: its just. so good toothpastecanyon: alcor ripped some angel alcorian5305: I've never heard tweaked?? alcorian5305: Wtf how does that make sense hatkirby: how do any of them make sense? alcorian5305: "Tweaked" sounds like the opposite of muscular toothpastecanyon: aww lil angel is tweaked hatkirby: bab angel hatkirby: one one muscle toothpastecanyon: Omg just a tiny angel in the same pose toothpastecanyon: like comes up to lucy ann's knee, still rockin the sword n the armour toothpastecanyon: absolutely tweaked hatkirby: pfffffft hatkirby: i cant get over shredded toothpastecanyon: I would not like shredded muscles thanks toothpastecanyon: that sounds painful hatkirby: "yes i got prion disease so my muscles would be shredded" toothpastecanyon: PFFFFT OW aba_daba_do: Did you guys see the SNL skit that parodied Star Wars? “I heard that Kylo Ren is shredded. That Kylo Ren has a six pack.” aba_daba_do: That’s what I’m imagining rn but with TAU alcorian5305: I HEARD THAT ALCOR IS SHREDDED hatkirby: "yo i heard that Alcor the Dreambender is jacked to the moon" alcorian5305: THAT ALCOR HAS A SIXTEEN PACK hatkirby: mabel loses her mind laughing bc dipper is a scrawny kid toothpastecanyon: ~~alcor shows up with bleeding, shredded muscles and a six pack of soda~~ toothpastecanyon: 'DINNER GUYS :DDD' eka_caesium: Yeeesss toothpastecanyon: nobody eats alcor's dinner\ hatkirby: "bruh i read online that alcor is nutty tweaked" toothpastecanyon: even lane is like 'may I have candy' hatkirby: pfffft toothpastecanyon: NUTTY TWEAKED aba_daba_do: Don’t ever say Nutty Tweaked again eka_caesium: Star that's so cursed. hatkirby: >:D toothpastecanyon: N U T T Y T W E A K E D aba_daba_do: NO! hatkirby: T̩̯̪H̝̫̞I̯̖ͅS̼̫̭ ̝̝̞C̡̹͔U͏̱R̻̝͔S̴͇͙E̡͎ ̖̫̟I͉̣̰S̻͈̝ ͚̥M̻̲͇Į͎̩̰N҉̺̝̘E̙̹ ̯̜̙AL̶͇̭O͇͙̰N͏E̸ ̩͝T̠͍́O̥̟ ͈̝̲B̨͖͉E͇͝A̢̤̦R҉̖̤ͅ ͢N̩̞̖O̷̱̬ ̰L̖͈̺O͕͉͎N̷͎̠G͓̳͚E̱̺̜Ṛ̢̟͎
hatkirby: what if people didn’t associate love with the heart? what if they were like oh harold i love you with all of my spleen :blobaww: pallasvoid: akdjghdkjfh pallasvoid: I love you with both of my kidneys hatkirby: my small intestine is digesting so much when i am with you toothpastecanyon: I love you so much star my eyes explode every time they see you hatkirby: khgdshkfgkjgkj pallasvoid: askdjghlakjsgh hatkirby: nonhuman creature love pallasvoid: exactly yes azhdrake: I feel like there are definitely cultures that have associated gonads with love before azhdrake: I don't feel like googling it but it's like. Right there pallasvoid: i mean..... implying our culture kinda doesn't lol hatkirby: my balls create sperm at a frantic rate whenever you are near azhdrake: I mean we do but not the same way as the heart? hatkirby: Yeah that’s kind of an obvious one azhdrake: We have the weird taboo about it which most cultures historically haven't had. hatkirby: i ovulate every time we touch rindomness: Morning, what am I reading hatkirby: hello rin! azhdrake: Welcome to the 18+ chat!!!! azhdrake: Sometimes we talk about gonads!!! azhdrake: Mostly we don't though hatkirby: i swear we do not usually talk about gonads rindomness: Hfhfkfhfkd doomsdayfairy: hmm this sure is... a conversation pallasvoid: asdlghkadjfg pallasvoid: yeah this is an unusual one for the 18+ chat, ironically azhdrake: Aw yeah.... I made it weird. hatkirby: spermatogenesis jail for you doomsdayfairy: personally I store my love in the guts toothpastecanyon: Guys!!!! toothpastecanyon: Guts!!!! azhdrake: God googling things and hatkirby: My liver cleaves off a little bit of the prodrug part of lisdexamfetamine whenever we kiss, allowing some adderall to enter into my bloodstream and treat my adhd 🥰 azhdrake: RIP to you but I'm different pallasvoid: same Bees doomsdayfairy: oof azhdrake: Star I love you
hatkirby: HHHHHUTRFHHGRGH BUBUU BUT H HUHH VGRSG HYYG hatkirby: [picture of a Morpho Knight plush] toothpastecanyon: :blurryeyes: toothpastecanyon: They’re flying off the shelves like a swarm of butterflies hatkirby: 7.9 inches how big is that hatkirby: Bigger than my dick toothpastecanyon: Cjfnfnfnf toothpastecanyon: 😳 hatkirby: OK I DIDN’T THINK THAT JOKE THROUGH hatkirby: IM NOT GOING TO FUCK MORPHO KNIGHT toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfjfjffkfk tinylittlegremlin: LABJLSGJLGSJHLBSJIBS tinylittlegremlin: IBUIS tinylittlegremlin: AKFHGK hatkirby: ALSO MY DICK IS INSIDE OUT ANYWAY tinylittlegremlin: i picked the worng tgime to awlk back in i think hatkirby: Help hatkirby: Hi grom toothpastecanyon: No you picked the right time tinylittlegremlin: hi guys hatkirby: I just want the Morpho Knight plush tinylittlegremlin: so star ur fucking morpho knight? tinylittlegremlin: happy 4 u congrats on the new relationsip hatkirby: And I don’t know how NO!!!!!!! toothpastecanyon: I love the Morpho knight plush :owo: toothpastecanyon: 🦋 hatkirby: I- I don’t know if Morpho Knight is capable of that! I think it’s the embodiment of death?? I don’t think that would be good for your genitals! hatkirby: Also I’m not attracted to butterflies why does everyone think I’m attracted to butterflies !!!!! toothpastecanyon: Um hot <- am I doing this right hatkirby: Performing necromancy to get a boner hatkirby: Yes hatkirby: Good job tooth! The situation is more awkward toothpastecanyon: Thank you :blobsmilehappyeyes: hatkirby: I’ve dug myself into a hole I cannot escape from toothpastecanyon: A 7.9 inch hole hatkirby: Morpho Knight doesn’t have big muscles and- TOOTH hatkirby: EHKEYJTW toothpastecanyon: >:3 hatkirby: [sobbing] i just wanted to make a joke about how my dick is the only thing around that size that I can visualise easily tinylittlegremlin: (imoressed applause) well played tooth, well played tinylittlegremlin: :blobhighfive: hatkirby: And now I’m married to the grim reaper toothpastecanyon: :blobhighfive: toothpastecanyon: This is one for the quotes website hatkirby: I’m throwing bombs at you both tinylittlegremlin: :3c hatkirby: Yeah lmao you’re right tinylittlegremlin: worth it toothpastecanyon: Worth it- 💥 tinylittlegremlin: o7 - 💥 toothpastecanyon: Hand in extremely funny hand tinylittlegremlin: 🤝 tinylittlegremlin: wee should audioify it hatkirby: Yeah ok you two are just holding hands and I’m the one that’s dying toothpastecanyon: You can hold hands with us too :blobsnuggle: tinylittlegremlin: yeah cus ur fucking the embodiment of desth- hatkirby: Because I’m DATING the GRIM REAPER toothpastecanyon: Dnfnfnf hatkirby: 😩 hatkirby: I’m desperate but not that desperate 😩😩😩😩😩😩
azhdrake: Okay reading an article on it: chameleons can and will camouflage with their color changing, but only in subtle ways like making themselves darker or lighter green. When they break out the other colors, that's for communication. swbookworm: ah yeah sounds accurate hatkirby: Or for dance parties! azhdrake: Is dance not communication? azhdrake: The purest expression of self? azhdrake: The ultimate way of talking? hatkirby: Chameleon listening to darude sandstorm and going big dick mode hatkirby: Okay I meant to type big dick mode azhdrake: o;aefjoi;awejfo;iawf;oawi hatkirby: Big F U C K mode swbookworm: ksaldsadjsaddsa azhdrake: Star's phone knows what it wants in life hatkirby: Pffffft azhdrake: and it's big lizard dick hatkirby: I'm throwing my phone in a volcano swbookworm: kasjdlsakdjds azhdrake: it's for the best
avespecora: tucks star in ever so gently avespecora: no it is bed time hatkirby: uwu pallasvoid: same hatkirby: Read me a bedtime fic avie avespecora: yes yes let's see..... avespecora: clears my throat and obnoxious amount avespecora: "Once upon a time there was a Dipper and he was a demon. Some fuckin wild shit happened man, you shoulda been there. Crazy. Anyway's I'm sure it worked out in the end. The End" hatkirby: Fzfakgskysgksk
hatkirby: How many eggs do you think noted transphobe Bitch Hartman has cracked. Like he sucks so bad but keeps accidentally creating the TRANSest cartoons pallasvoid: looking back, Danny Phantom definitely tapped on my shell haha hatkirby: Haha hatkirby: Daniel Phaniel pallasvoid: ekjghliajfhdg hatkirby: I'm so funny today pallasvoid: you are <3 hatkirby: <3 pallasvoid: love that for you azhdrake: Morning hatkirby: I am funnier online. Irl I have just been sitting here yelling "exploding titties! Exploding titties!" For like five minutes
toothpastecanyon: also I was wondering if you're a fan of turkey or just regular bacon sauce eka_caesium: what now eka_caesium: what sauce azhdrake: The bacon sauce™️ tinylittlegremlin: What bacon sauce tinylittlegremlin: We talkin grease or gravy toothpastecanyon: originally the joke was bacon milk but I worry in this situation it's not a diverse enough meal azhdrake: *The* bacon sauce eka_caesium: okay :blobnervous: tinylittlegremlin: Ah i see tinylittlegremlin: Tooth azhdrake: Gonna milk my bacon. toothpastecanyon: grem 💙 azhdrake: Squeeze it's little bacon udders. tinylittlegremlin: If the next time i go to That One Fancy Store and they have bacon milk hatkirby: :blobhyperthinkfast: tinylittlegremlin: Im blaming you toothpastecanyon: :blobsnuggle: azhdrake: Hey star azhdrake: Hello toothpastecanyon: star! toothpastecanyon: we love u!! azhdrake: Welcome to this completely normal conversation hatkirby: that cant be true bc you made me read "squeeze the bacon's udders" tinylittlegremlin: Hi star come talk with us about completley normal things toothpastecanyon: djsgljdslg toothpastecanyon: the budders tinylittlegremlin: Excuse u star its 'little bacon udders' tinylittlegremlin: The little is very important, its a descriptor hatkirby: hmm i don't know if it improves it at all toothpastecanyon: ;gfldgkd toothpastecanyon: it's udderly improved tinylittlegremlin: It doesnt have to improve things to be important azhdrake: Man I'm glad the place that I'm trying to get a job at has no way of knowing who I really am because I'm pretty sure that I would get mega fired for typing that sentence out even though I'm not even on board yet toothpastecanyon: It's alright I'm interviewing at a law firm tomorrow hatkirby: thats it im taking away all of yalls hall of fame privileges eka_caesium: Hahaha :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: none of you guys tell them I regularly say nutty tweaked and bacon udders ok tinylittlegremlin: Lmao hatkirby: you've milked your last meat hatkirby: 🔪 azhdrake: ejfaofejeoa;wfj;aeo hatkirby: YALLS azhdrake: I am fucking DYING hatkirby: SKJDFHKSDF toothpastecanyon: STAR eka_caesium: YES HAHAHAHA toothpastecanyon: I am SCANDALISED by what you've put on the hall of fame tinylittlegremlin: 😈 hatkirby: I'M MORTIFIED eka_caesium: GOOD tinylittlegremlin: UR WELCOME STAR hatkirby: expecting me to think things through before i say them at 9:30pm i mean really !