azhdrake: Winter sucks, I was training home and it's pitch fucking dark out and I was like "oh damn it must be so late, pharmacy took so long" and it's six fucking pm hatkirby: no i saw that azhdrake: No you didn't hatkirby: you can't pretend you didn't type it's sex fucking pm azhdrake: I can hatkirby: I won't let you azhdrake: I can pretend a lot of things gasmasque: We love sex fucking pm tinylittlegremlin: XD tinylittlegremlin: hehhehhehheh azhdrake: Hey Grem tinylittlegremlin: hi bees hatkirby: sorry to take so long to respond to this i was too busy having fun at my ORGY because it's SEX FUCKING PM according to PROFESSOR BEES azhdrake: What's up at this find hour of not sex pm tinylittlegremlin: guess whats on the quote website subnmission now tinylittlegremlin: also dinner toothpastecanyon: GDLKGJDGLKJ
mrpokemon11: hey Violet, how often do you go over the submitted junk hints? newsoupvi: I look at them somewhat regularly but I will only make a new PR including them once we have a good number of new hints newsoupvi: Oh god someone submitted such a cringy hint but I'll admit I laughed mrpokemon11: well you can't say that and not tell us newsoupvi: It was something like newsoupvi: "Remember that your saves are stored in the balls" newsoupvi: lol t1mshady: Like that one time where someone asked where the save data for a game was stored and an actual developer replied "in the balls" newsoupvi: Oh is this a reference newsoupvi: Well newsoupvi: As in newsoupvi: I know "pee is stored in the balls" newsoupvi: But I meant, is this a reference to that one specific invocation of the meme by that developer newsoupvi: Lol t1mshady: Not sure it just reminds me of that specific case t1mshady: In fact t1mshady: https://steamcommunity.com/app/519860/discussions/0/3557193237096085059/ t1mshady: Here it is t1mshady: 2nd reply in the thread t1mshady: (ftr, I was not the submitter of this hint) newsoupvi: THAT'S SO BASED newsoupvi: I gotta start doing stuff like that newsoupvi: When ppl ask questions here newsoupvi: Time to lose all my reputation for memes rever: careful with rule 9 tho :p newsoupvi: Me when I spread misinformation on the internet in witness newsoupvi: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :EvilKermit: :BANFlash: 😭 hatkirby: Man how am I gonna save my game espeon2718: the balls need not be connected to anything espeon2718: me, a mathematician: "disjoint open balls" hatkirby: Well, not connected to anything except maybe steam cloud t1mshady: I should clean out my saves folder for the witness eventually t1mshady: So many game saves in there now newsoupvi: Every class has access to the "balls" skill it's just some people start with it unlocked newsoupvi: How did you not know this newsoupvi: This is common knowledge espeon2718: having to invest a skill point to save the game? exempt_medic: I had almost a GB of Witness saves earlier... Steam cloud loves trying to bring them back espeon2718: poorly designed, devs don't know how to balance a game smh
newsoupvi: Tbf I really liked just being bounced around into random directions by the game and wandering around aimlessly scipio: Are you a pinball newsoupvi: Yes
azhdrake: Also I went to the pharmacy and they were having a sale so I have two five hundred capsules bottles of acetaminophen now azhdrake: If anyone has a headache hit me up toothpastecanyon: omg that's excellent azhdrake: Do you need any painkillers, Tooth? azhdrake: Are you in pain at all? eka_caesium: I'm in pain eka_caesium: The pain of playing medic without the crossbow toothpastecanyon: :blobsob: azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: on it, Eka eka_caesium: Is that the typical acetaminophen delivery method toothpastecanyon: yes azhdrake: 💊 💊 💊 :alcor_has_gun:
hatkirby: oh did tunic just get merged? congrats! scipiowright: tunc rever: tunc hatkirby: this is an anagram rever: NO hatkirby: :P scipiowright: kirb you know I can suplex you in a few days right espeon2718: noooooooooo hatkirby: klhgkfdg scipiowright: live on camera hatkirby: i'm bringing a bodyguard to gdq scipiowright: silent has to back me up silentdestroyer: tunc rever: DO NOT THE FIGHT hatkirby: wait why am I complaining about being suplexed. that sounds like fun espeon2718: my understanding is that it's not fun hatkirby: what's not fun about this [image of two men wrestling] scipiowright: don't knock it before you try it, espeon
toothpastecanyon: Lol I just got into the office to a message that we open at 9 due to snow lol hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: Rip toothpastecanyon: Got this place to myself for an hour :sunglarp: hatkirby: Malted dancing time hatkirby: Ok hatkirby: I topped naked hatkirby: TYPED toothpastecanyon: DJFJFJFJDJF hatkirby: AAAAAAA toothpastecanyon: Your phone really ambushed you with that one azhdrake: > I topped naked azhdrake: And that is the traditional way of doing things hatkirby: i'm a good christian boy i top with my eyes closed through a hole in a sheet that i throw over myself like a cartoon ghost costume
hatkirby: yalls I'm reading a thing about phalloplasty and there's a part listing reasons why someone might get one, and I can't help but laugh at this hatkirby: [screenshot of a list that ends with "Explosions"] hatkirby: Help someone detonated a bomb on my penis toothpastecanyon: nbvnvbmbvm hatkirby: They used Dynamite on my D hatkirby: C4 on my Cock j._a._m.: Ex j._a._m.: Explosives on my esophagus hatkirby: She C4 on my Cock til I Get A Phalloplasty toothpastecanyon: jdgvhghjghjgh hatkirby: Bombs on my breasts (for non horny reasons) j._a._m.: Nukes on my nipples hatkirby: Lghslysydlh toothpastecanyon: I don’t want the titty chop I want the titty kaboom hatkirby: Black powder on my balls toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfn j._a._m.: New top surgery just dropped hatkirby: Hi Margaret j._a._m.: (I am now an elephants foot) hatkirby: Uranium on my uterus j._a._m.: Pfjsksk
newsoupvi: This is #witness now oh no newsoupvi: Actually not even that newsoupvi: This is just mine and Medic's DMs now lmfao hatkirby: this is non horny #witness hatkirby: wait how did i end up in your dms newsoupvi: This is such a deceptively smooth opener lmfao newsoupvi: Like idk if someone slid into my DMs with that message I'd be disarmed somehow hatkirby: jkhsjkfdshkdfs newsoupvi: I'd be like oh I'll show you around this is a nice place you're safe here hatkirby: i actually laughed out loud
toothpastecanyon: You guys I am going to lie down on my bed for a **short time.** I am **not** going to go to sleep azhdrake: Uhuh uhuh azhdrake: <- completely believes this toothpastecanyon: I’m nooot swbookworm: i dunno tooth the bold words seem like youre trying to convince yourself.... toothpastecanyon: I’m **not** book :owo: swbookworm: of course youre not book, youre tooth! swbookworm: i'm book! toothpastecanyon: <- (stubborn) no I am!! swbookworm: so whatever you say in bold is pretty much the opposite of what you mean? swbookworm: if thats the case then i hope you have a good nap :blobowo: swbookworm: on purpose and all toothpastecanyon: **no…** toothpastecanyon: Hey!! toothpastecanyon: :alcor_has_gun: azhdrake: Don't you mean I hope I have a good nap, other book? swbookworm: nah theres multiple books, its fine swbookworm: if we didnt have multiple books we wouldnt have libraries, after all azhdrake: This is true toothpastecanyon: Call the tau chat a library with all the books in it :3 azhdrake: Call the TAU chat the mystery shack with all the identity theft in it
hatkirby: oh willow pill has a genetic disease. hey i have one of those (not the same one) azhdrake: Are you sure? I'm pretty sure there's only the one of those hatkirby: The winner of season 11 actually did have a connective tissue disorder (again not the one I have) azhdrake: Clearly you need to go into drag tinylittlegremlin: damn how many comnective tissue disorders are out there? greedy... hatkirby: what do you think i've been doing the last 10 years azhdrake: oidjcalfjoaea