newsoupvi: I become kind of cute and clumsy when I get drunk, like it kinda feels like I age down I guess newsoupvi: I'll say things like "guys 🥺 the floor is no longer straight :((( But it's okay!!! :3" newsoupvi: :KEKW: hatkirby: Me neither hatkirby: Not that I ever was exempt_medic: Hatkirby is the floor, confirmed hatkirby: Yeah people are always walking all ovary me hatkirby: OVER exempt_medic: OMFG. You've outdone yourself hatkirby: 😩😩😩😩😩😩
hatkirby: [rambling about the end of the legend of korra] I knew Varrick wasn't going to be gay but come onnnn, I didn't want him to kiss Zhu Li, I wanted him to kiss meeee. hatkirby: I mean, listen: grown man, flamboyant and stupid-- cymrin: I know these things about you
hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"] cymrin: why is google play edging you…. hatkirby: if only hatkirby: i got this from a friend hatkirby: google play was edging them cymrin: if only???????????? cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself
newsoupvi: Anyone else here a moldy transgender person newsoupvi: [image showing you firing a gun labeled "the black mold made jk rowling transphobic" at jk rowling but she reflects it at "your moldy transgender mutuals] exempt_medic: YES hatkirby: Ok did something come out about jk Rowling being exposed to black mold or something omg hatkirby: I understand the rest of the meme but I'm gagging on the premise scipiowright: yeah there were pictures of the background of her house or something and like, over time the wall gets this black texture to it newsoupvi: She took a new selfie for her profile pic newsoupvi: And ppl noticed some black streaks on her walls hatkirby: Gamgsmgsmhdm hatkirby: Insane hatkirby: I feel like I just learned something from a destiel meme, yknow what I mean? XD exempt_medic: IT'S CALLED DESTIEL?! exempt_medic: Wow, TIL hatkirby: Ok do you know what I mean by destiel exempt_medic: The ship, no? hatkirby: I don't have time rn to explain it gskgskgs hatkirby: Yes scipiowright: wait guys I know we're freezing to deaht and we don't have time but do you want to hear titanic conspiracy theories
hatkirby: ✨ exempt_medic: I don't know why, but I wasn't ready for that to be named :sparkles: I just read it in like "the gay voice" hatkirby: everything i say is in the gay voice hatkirby: so that's just a given exempt_medic: Like that person who says "you know what you need? Sparkles!" and then basically get turned into glitter newsoupvi: Kind of true LOL hatkirby: vi have you heard my voice. it really is the gay voice newsoupvi: Yes newsoupvi: Like if someone asked me "what's a gay voice" I might try to find an audio clip of you LOL hatkirby: kjsdhfkjs
hatkirby: Let's say something subversive about the bus system epstmlgy: I think there should be more of them hatkirby: Okay now let's say something submissive about the bus system epstmlgy: I want one of them to run over me
hatkirby: Oh, is this my new work computer? Yeah they emailed me telling me I had to get a new one within two weeks. bwoka: Is the old one Intel? [company] probably wants us to get the new Macs because they are better at handling a second monitor with Meet on it. toothpastecanyon: ??? Meat?? hatkirby: MEET, like, video calling for work. toothpastecanyon: [laughing] Oh, I thought- hatkirby: [also laughing] Yeah I perfectly envisioned what you heard and it is funny toothpastecanyon: I was like obviously you had to get a new computer for that. hatkirby: Yeah, I mean, they knew I had a second monitor. And they knew it had meat on it. toothpastecanyon: ... toothpastecanyon: [starts cracking up even harder] hatkirby: WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
toothpastecanyon: https://www.tumblr.com/lady-of-the-spirit/763636863273713664?source=share gasmasque: :penis: hatkirby: :penis: toothpastecanyon: star wants to move to poland suddenly I think hatkirby: perhaps agejta.: Star I can confirm that those kinds of sights are very normal here hatkirby: Intrigued toothpastecanyon: Taucon Poland toothpastecanyon: Under the Big Shadow azhdrake: I wonder how many of you, here, have ever witnessed a total eclipse of Sky Tower? To stand in the shadow of the dick is one of my humble goals in life. hatkirby: I love you bees azhdrake: Love you too Star
hatkirby: I'm gonna eat toast toothpastecanyon: are you gonna run with it too hatkirby: If only 😩 hatkirby: But that's probably frowned upon in here toothpastecanyon: hmm have you tried it before there? You'll never know until you do ! hatkirby: You're right. This is no time to be a coward hatkirby: Update: I am in computer science jail. They are making me eat sand. They say the sand will make me better at computing the right thing to do in ordinary situations. The guy holding the bucket is really cute though, I wonder if I can get his number when I'm full of sand. toothpastecanyon: 😔 toothpastecanyon: star I'll miss you in the sand hatkirby: Update x2 I asked him for his number and he made me eat more sand toothpastecanyon: 😳 hatkirby: Update x3 and now he's making me eat something else just kidding I'm at work I'm at work I'm at work I'm at work toothpastecanyon: hjgfjghgjgh pallasvoid: ahlskgjasdgjkhadf pallasvoid: STAR hatkirby: hi void
hatkirby: > Following the theft, Defendant Lichtenstein devised a sophisticated plan to launder the stolen funds, involving extensive layering of transactions, cryptocurrency mixers and non-compliant cryptocurrency exchanges, darknet markets, and bank accounts in the U.S., as well as overseas hatkirby: what do half of these things even mean hatkirby: "cryptocurrency mixer" sounds like a thing you'd go to if you were a crypto bro and you wanted a girlfriend toothpastecanyon: jglkfdgf toothpastecanyon: sounds like a thing advertised as a place to meet a girlfriend but it's all just other crypto bros hatkirby: yassss hatkirby: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: idk if crypto bros are cool enough to do yaoi though 😔 toothpastecanyon: they don't even know what they have... hatkirby: typing wirhh one hasmnd toothpastecanyon: GFSDGFDGHFD hatkirby: BECAUSE I M BRUSHING MY EETH hatkirby: KILLS YOU toothpastecanyon: gjdgfjk star I love you omg hatkirby: jksdfhksjdfhksj hatkirby: now i've got toothpaste on my desk lol toothpastecanyon: meat monitor comment lmao