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hatkirby: [hears barking in the background] is that a dog
kf01: no, it's my little brother
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ickyickyicky: I'm so happy you like it, I'm just surprised is all
ickyickyicky: Me and Star are very unhinged during the dangerous life streams
ninjett: I feel like, cause I'm usually doing something while watching, so those times I keep glancing over and getting half of the things and still getting all of the humor
ickyickyicky: Yeah and SOMETIMES you glance over and hatkirby is playing gay porn! With Danny Gonzalez getting stuck in an elevator!
ninjett: [laughing] I remember!
ickyickyicky: It's SO FUNNY, like, I keep thinking about that one guy who starts running over like AaAaaaaAaaa!
toothpastecanyon: Like "oh you silly!"
ickyickyicky: I love the guy in the pink shirt so much
hatkirby: Limpest wrist in the world
ickyickyicky: Are you talking about yourself?
toothpastecanyon: Yeah I think that sounds like a hatkirby thing
ickyickyicky: Yeah that sounds like you-- no, sorry if this sounds like an own, I'm genuinely asking if you mean you
hatkirby: jhgggsdfgg
hatkirby: i meant the guy in the video, but thank u
ickyickyicky: I think you could take him in a limpest wrist battle
hatkirby: you said "i think you could take him" and then paused
hatkirby: and i was like ok
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hatkirby: yalls i'm doing some game modding and i'm looking at some of the code files in link's awakening and um.
hatkirby: > ObjCockParticle.cs
hatkirby: it is PROBABLY referring to the rooster in the game? but... i am not sure how
hatkirby: ok yeah it is the rooster
toothpastecanyon: link's awakening nsfw???
hatkirby: link's SEXUAL awakening??????????????
toothpastecanyon: HDSFCXHGFHGF
toothpastecanyon: star you're not allowed to make me laugh out loud in class gdfgfd
hatkirby: i mean he was drowning in water, i'm not sure how much more of a *wet* dream you can have, i'm so sorry i take that back i'm sorry
toothpastecanyon: omg
swbookworm: don't take it back!! commit to your puns, no matter how cursed!!
tinylittlegremlin: cursed? didbsomebidy say cursed??
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esoteric_merit: I would like to curse every academic who uses "∗" instead of "*" in their code for "readability" purposes.
esoteric_merit: Does anyone have anything sufficiently powerful for this purpose?
hatkirby: here, take this enchanted orb that was recovered from beneath the volcanic ash resting on the earth's surface for over 1000 years
esoteric_merit: I was thinking more along the lines of "may every right sock go missing", or "may it always start raining 5 minutes after you decide to brave it", or perhaps "may you papercut yourself at least once a day", but yeah, sure, that'll work too.
hatkirby: oh yeah the orb's real good at the sock thing
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newsoupvi: I become kind of cute and clumsy when I get drunk, like it kinda feels like I age down I guess
newsoupvi: I'll say things like "guys 🥺 the floor is no longer straight :((( But it's okay!!! :3"
newsoupvi: :KEKW:
hatkirby: Me neither
hatkirby: Not that I ever was
exempt_medic: Hatkirby is the floor, confirmed
hatkirby: Yeah people are always walking all ovary me
hatkirby: OVER
exempt_medic: OMFG. You've outdone yourself
hatkirby: 😩😩😩😩😩😩
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hatkirby: [rambling about the end of the legend of korra] I knew Varrick wasn't going to be gay but come onnnn, I didn't want him to kiss Zhu Li, I wanted him to kiss meeee.
hatkirby: I mean, listen: grown man, flamboyant and stupid--
cymrin: I know these things about you
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hatkirby: [screenshot of multiple notifications from Google Play that say "You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing"]
cymrin: why is google play edging you….
hatkirby: if only
hatkirby: i got this from a friend
hatkirby: google play was edging them
cymrin: if only????????????
cymrin: boy you know you can just do that yourself
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newsoupvi: Anyone else here a moldy transgender person
newsoupvi: [image showing you firing a gun labeled "the black mold made jk rowling transphobic" at jk rowling but she reflects it at "your moldy transgender mutuals]
exempt_medic: YES
hatkirby: Ok did something come out about jk Rowling being exposed to black mold or something omg
hatkirby: I understand the rest of the meme but I'm gagging on the premise
scipiowright: yeah there were pictures of the background of her house or something and like, over time the wall gets this black texture to it
newsoupvi: She took a new selfie for her profile pic
newsoupvi: And ppl noticed some black streaks on her walls
hatkirby: Gamgsmgsmhdm
hatkirby: Insane
hatkirby: I feel like I just learned something from a destiel meme, yknow what I mean? XD
exempt_medic: IT'S CALLED DESTIEL?!
exempt_medic: Wow, TIL
hatkirby: Ok do you know what I mean by destiel
exempt_medic: The ship, no?
hatkirby: I don't have time rn to explain it gskgskgs
hatkirby: Yes
scipiowright: wait guys I know we're freezing to deaht and we don't have time but do you want to hear titanic conspiracy theories
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hatkirby: ✨
exempt_medic: I don't know why, but I wasn't ready for that to be named :sparkles: I just read it in like "the gay voice"
hatkirby: everything i say is in the gay voice
hatkirby: so that's just a given
exempt_medic: Like that person who says "you know what you need? Sparkles!" and then basically get turned into glitter
newsoupvi: Kind of true LOL
hatkirby: vi have you heard my voice. it really is the gay voice
newsoupvi: Yes
newsoupvi: Like if someone asked me "what's a gay voice" I might try to find an audio clip of you LOL
hatkirby: kjsdhfkjs
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hatkirby: Let's say something subversive about the bus system
epstmlgy: I think there should be more of them
hatkirby: Okay now let's say something submissive about the bus system
epstmlgy: I want one of them to run over me