azhdrake: Reading the "how to have a video appointment" blurb for my new doctor and > You must not be driving. If you are driving, your clinician will not complete the appointment. The fact that they feel the need to specify this is terrifying to me. hatkirby: hmm hatkirby: yes that is. Frightening hatkirby: "anyway doc i just crashed into a laundromat, any advice? blood work maybe?" azhdrake: jefoaijfoaew hatkirby: blood work? uh yeah i sure hope it does!
hatkirby: TOOTH!!!! hatkirby: I am eating my three Egg Thursday toothpastecanyon: STAR toothpastecanyon: Omg!! toothpastecanyon: But it’s Monday silly! hatkirby: 🤔 hatkirby: Ah yes but someday it won't be! hatkirby: Checkmate atheists toothpastecanyon: It’s Thursday somewhere hatkirby: Ass eaten by occam's razor toothpastecanyon: Hrthhgjghgjgfjg hatkirby: "Eating ass" is really really funny to me bc like imagine the idea of just biting off someone's butt. But then I remember that it is a sex thing ncsjgs pallasvoid: ksjhdflkjahglajkhgr toothpastecanyon: Damn they took all the fun expressions hatkirby: 😔 azhdrake: "Gonna be eating ass tonight!" I say as I put my ham in the oven hatkirby: KGSTKDKHSLY toothpastecanyon: Hrqhffvergrg hatkirby: I am making noises hatkirby: Wait is that a sex thing too I thought that meant farting toothpastecanyon: Pfffft toothpastecanyon: No only SEX PEOPLE are allowed to make noise the rest of us must be SILENT hatkirby: No lol I meant the ham in the oven azhdrake: What? toothpastecanyon: oh I misunderstood fkfkfkfkfkfj azhdrake: Since when is "ham in the oven" mean anything other then cooking a ham? hatkirby: we are all a clueless mess toothpastecanyon: Hehehe azhdrake: Yeah I googled it and it's just recipies. hatkirby: ok i looked it up on urban dictionary and "ham in the oven" does mean farting pallasvoid: kjahsdkgjhadfg azhdrake: I stand corrected toothpastecanyon: ‘Hey thanks for coming to dinner I have a ham in the oven’ ‘GROSS’ hatkirby: "thank you for attending my soiree. if you'll take a look at the menu you will see that we are going to be eating ass tonight" toothpastecanyon: Omg hatkirby: dipper walks into the room and immediately walks out
avespecora: tucks star in ever so gently avespecora: no it is bed time hatkirby: uwu pallasvoid: same hatkirby: Read me a bedtime fic avie avespecora: yes yes let's see..... avespecora: clears my throat and obnoxious amount avespecora: "Once upon a time there was a Dipper and he was a demon. Some fuckin wild shit happened man, you shoulda been there. Crazy. Anyway's I'm sure it worked out in the end. The End" hatkirby: Fzfakgskysgksk
hatkirby: How many eggs do you think noted transphobe Bitch Hartman has cracked. Like he sucks so bad but keeps accidentally creating the TRANSest cartoons pallasvoid: looking back, Danny Phantom definitely tapped on my shell haha hatkirby: Haha hatkirby: Daniel Phaniel pallasvoid: ekjghliajfhdg hatkirby: I'm so funny today pallasvoid: you are <3 hatkirby: <3 pallasvoid: love that for you azhdrake: Morning hatkirby: I am funnier online. Irl I have just been sitting here yelling "exploding titties! Exploding titties!" For like five minutes
toothpastecanyon: Guys I love the hall of fame posts they’re all incomprehensible roguechlnchllla: Sadly, the nfsw hall of fame is not up to the same impossible standard. tinylittlegremlin: Probs bc we never use it hatkirby: Damb now when we welcome ppl to the tau 18+ chat we really do just have to explain to them why we have an entire channel devoted to godmod saying omega cumslut
hatkirby: Happy C-ta Sunday! cymrin: happy c-ta sunday! celebrate by doing morally questionable things today ickyickyicky: \ o / hatkirby: I'm watching gaslight at beppo and I am thinking of Him cymrin: gfjfsfkfd ickyickyicky: LMFAO cymrin: I can’t remember, have you seen it before? <- this is not a gaslight joke, I just can’t remember hatkirby: Lsysks hatkirby: I have not ickyickyicky: Do we have plans to hang out tomorrow btw? ickyickyicky: Omg gaslight is really good hatkirby: Yeah I've been wanting to see it hatkirby: Tomorrow? ickyickyicky: For some reason I had a memory of us making plans but now I think I was just confused lol hatkirby: We made plans for today but then you cancelled ickyickyicky: Oh I meant for like all 3 of us hatkirby: Oh ickyickyicky: I remembered canceling for today ickyickyicky: Lmao sorry I just wanted to check but it sounds like no ickyickyicky: was gaslit by self into thinking I had plans hatkirby: I was gonna say this whole conversation is a minefield ickyickyicky: LMFAO cymrin: for real ickyickyicky: YEAH SORRRY cymrin: no you’re fine I think the whole conversation was really funny. we all contributed
hatkirby: Let's talk about the horror of 1 person falling fate to internet curses. Gryphic: What are you talking about? hatkirby: Click here: hatkirby: It's a good article about it hatkirby: [other.fourisland.com] Gryphic: I looked there hatkirby: OK, now let's talk about the horror of 2 people falling fate to internet curses. Gryphic: I don't get it Gryphic: I don't get it? hatkirby: HA hatkirby: It's a joke! Actias: Those things suck
Actias: Because you are wrong hatkirby: You do know that I am quoting a lot of the things that we are saying! Actias: and you must be terminated hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: HELP! hatkirby: MOMMY! hatkirby: Wait, what? Actias: Good. hatkirby: db db db db hatkirby: Everybody's gonna love today! Actias: Termination: started. Actias: Target: Hatkirby hatkirby: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actias: Way of killing: Eaten by a Kirby hatkirby: You are cruel. hatkirby: Wait, I AM A KIRBY! Actias: Killer: .... Act hatkirby: Please help. hatkirby: This isn't good for my colon! Actias: Reason: Because target believes she is a Kirby hatkirby: Right hatkirby: Help hatkirby: You have forced me to do something I didn't want to do hatkirby: I am now going to quote this Actias: And so she must be Terminated Actias: Good.