hatkirby: Let's say something subversive about the bus system epstmlgy: I think there should be more of them hatkirby: Okay now let's say something submissive about the bus system epstmlgy: I want one of them to run over me
hatkirby: Oh, is this my new work computer? Yeah they emailed me telling me I had to get a new one within two weeks. bwoka: Is the old one Intel? [company] probably wants us to get the new Macs because they are better at handling a second monitor with Meet on it. toothpastecanyon: ??? Meat?? hatkirby: MEET, like, video calling for work. toothpastecanyon: [laughing] Oh, I thought- hatkirby: [also laughing] Yeah I perfectly envisioned what you heard and it is funny toothpastecanyon: I was like obviously you had to get a new computer for that. hatkirby: Yeah, I mean, they knew I had a second monitor. And they knew it had meat on it. toothpastecanyon: ... toothpastecanyon: [starts cracking up even harder] hatkirby: WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
TurboMaya9000: seeing you type for so long told me you were cooking something TurboMaya9000: didnt expect to be an entire screen worth of text ihnn: You should know me better than that by now
toothpastecanyon: https://www.tumblr.com/lady-of-the-spirit/763636863273713664?source=share gasmasque: :penis: hatkirby: :penis: toothpastecanyon: star wants to move to poland suddenly I think hatkirby: perhaps agejta.: Star I can confirm that those kinds of sights are very normal here hatkirby: Intrigued toothpastecanyon: Taucon Poland toothpastecanyon: Under the Big Shadow azhdrake: I wonder how many of you, here, have ever witnessed a total eclipse of Sky Tower? To stand in the shadow of the dick is one of my humble goals in life. hatkirby: I love you bees azhdrake: Love you too Star
hatkirby: > Following the theft, Defendant Lichtenstein devised a sophisticated plan to launder the stolen funds, involving extensive layering of transactions, cryptocurrency mixers and non-compliant cryptocurrency exchanges, darknet markets, and bank accounts in the U.S., as well as overseas hatkirby: what do half of these things even mean hatkirby: "cryptocurrency mixer" sounds like a thing you'd go to if you were a crypto bro and you wanted a girlfriend toothpastecanyon: jglkfdgf toothpastecanyon: sounds like a thing advertised as a place to meet a girlfriend but it's all just other crypto bros hatkirby: yassss hatkirby: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: and then they all starrt hooking up toothpastecanyon: idk if crypto bros are cool enough to do yaoi though 😔 toothpastecanyon: they don't even know what they have... hatkirby: typing wirhh one hasmnd toothpastecanyon: GFSDGFDGHFD hatkirby: BECAUSE I M BRUSHING MY EETH hatkirby: KILLS YOU toothpastecanyon: gjdgfjk star I love you omg hatkirby: jksdfhksjdfhksj hatkirby: now i've got toothpaste on my desk lol toothpastecanyon: meat monitor comment lmao
hatkirby: yalls i bought binding of isaac merch but if i wear it then everyone's going to think i'm catholic exempt_medic: Does the rest of your outfit make a stark contrast that will probably make people think you're not? hatkirby: Hmm I guess I could always wear my slutty gay sex pants exempt_medic: I was unprepared exempt_medic: I'm reading that with the pause and drama in "Just need my.... handy daddy notebook" hatkirby: DADDY?? exempt_medic: Dandy * 😦 hatkirby: XD scipiowright: Yes? hatkirby: i am CKA GHSD scipiowright: Go clean your room hatkirby: the noises i'm making right now exempt_medic: Saaame
[anonymous]: You know the meme of how every man has an animal they think they could beat in a fight [anonymous]: My version of this is that I think that I could never lose something in my ass and whenever I see one of those xrays where someone got a bottle of shampoo stuck in their rectum I'm just like just poop it out dumbass