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hatkirby: Let's say something subversive about the bus system
epstmlgy: I think there should be more of them
hatkirby: Okay now let's say something submissive about the bus system
epstmlgy: I want one of them to run over me
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hatkirby: Oh, is this my new work computer? Yeah they emailed me telling me I had to get a new one within two weeks.
bwoka: Is the old one Intel? [company] probably wants us to get the new Macs because they are better at handling a second monitor with Meet on it.
toothpastecanyon: ??? Meat??
hatkirby: MEET, like, video calling for work.
toothpastecanyon: [laughing] Oh, I thought-
hatkirby: [also laughing] Yeah I perfectly envisioned what you heard and it is funny
toothpastecanyon: I was like obviously you had to get a new computer for that.
hatkirby: Yeah, I mean, they knew I had a second monitor. And they knew it had meat on it.
toothpastecanyon: ...
toothpastecanyon: [starts cracking up even harder]
hatkirby: WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
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park3r2_: I joined European servers One Time. And... no. They just leave me.
park3r2_: So now we're going to the middle east.
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TurboMaya9000: seeing you type for so long told me you were cooking something
TurboMaya9000: didnt expect to be an entire screen worth of text
ihnn: You should know me better than that by now
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toothpastecanyon: https://www.tumblr.com/lady-of-the-spirit/763636863273713664?source=share
gasmasque: :penis:
hatkirby: :penis:
toothpastecanyon: star wants to move to poland suddenly I think
hatkirby: perhaps
agejta.: Star I can confirm that those kinds of sights are very normal here
hatkirby: Intrigued
toothpastecanyon: Taucon Poland
toothpastecanyon: Under the Big Shadow
azhdrake: I wonder how many of you, here, have ever witnessed a total eclipse of Sky Tower? To stand in the shadow of the dick is one of my humble goals in life.
hatkirby: I love you bees
azhdrake: Love you too Star
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hatkirby: I'm gonna eat toast
toothpastecanyon: are you gonna run with it too
hatkirby: If only 😩
hatkirby: But that's probably frowned upon in here
toothpastecanyon: hmm have you tried it before there? You'll never know until you do !
hatkirby: You're right. This is no time to be a coward
hatkirby: Update: I am in computer science jail. They are making me eat sand. They say the sand will make me better at computing the right thing to do in ordinary situations. The guy holding the bucket is really cute though, I wonder if I can get his number when I'm full of sand.
toothpastecanyon: 😔
toothpastecanyon: star I'll miss you in the sand
hatkirby: Update x2 I asked him for his number and he made me eat more sand
toothpastecanyon: 😳
hatkirby: Update x3 and now he's making me eat something else just kidding I'm at work I'm at work I'm at work I'm at work
toothpastecanyon: hjgfjghgjgh
pallasvoid: ahlskgjasdgjkhadf
pallasvoid: STAR
hatkirby: hi void
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hatkirby: > Following the theft, Defendant Lichtenstein devised a sophisticated plan to launder the stolen funds, involving extensive layering of transactions, cryptocurrency mixers and non-compliant cryptocurrency exchanges, darknet markets, and bank accounts in the U.S., as well as overseas
hatkirby: what do half of these things even mean
hatkirby: "cryptocurrency mixer" sounds like a thing you'd go to if you were a crypto bro and you wanted a girlfriend
toothpastecanyon: jglkfdgf
toothpastecanyon: sounds like a thing advertised as a place to meet a girlfriend but it's all just other crypto bros
hatkirby: yassss
hatkirby: and then they all starrt hooking up
toothpastecanyon: and then they all starrt hooking up
toothpastecanyon: idk if crypto bros are cool enough to do yaoi though 😔
toothpastecanyon: they don't even know what they have...
hatkirby: typing wirhh one hasmnd
toothpastecanyon: GFSDGFDGHFD
hatkirby: BECAUSE I M BRUSHING MY EETH
hatkirby: KILLS YOU
toothpastecanyon: gjdgfjk star I love you omg
hatkirby: jksdfhksjdfhksj
hatkirby: now i've got toothpaste on my desk lol
toothpastecanyon: meat monitor comment lmao
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hatkirby: My dream last night involved riding the boys. And I'm about to do that now!
hatkirby: The BUS THE BUS THE BUS THE BUS
hatkirby: AAAAAAAAA
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hatkirby: yalls i bought binding of isaac merch but if i wear it then everyone's going to think i'm catholic
exempt_medic: Does the rest of your outfit make a stark contrast that will probably make people think you're not?
hatkirby: Hmm I guess I could always wear my slutty gay sex pants
exempt_medic: I was unprepared
exempt_medic: I'm reading that with the pause and drama in "Just need my.... handy daddy notebook"
hatkirby: DADDY??
exempt_medic: Dandy * 😦
hatkirby: XD
scipiowright: Yes?
hatkirby: i am CKA GHSD
scipiowright: Go clean your room
hatkirby: the noises i'm making right now
exempt_medic: Saaame
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[anonymous]: You know the meme of how every man has an animal they think they could beat in a fight
[anonymous]: My version of this is that I think that I could never lose something in my ass and whenever I see one of those xrays where someone got a bottle of shampoo stuck in their rectum I'm just like just poop it out dumbass