toothpastecanyon: also I was wondering if you're a fan of turkey or just regular bacon sauce eka_caesium: what now eka_caesium: what sauce azhdrake: The bacon sauce™️ tinylittlegremlin: What bacon sauce tinylittlegremlin: We talkin grease or gravy toothpastecanyon: originally the joke was bacon milk but I worry in this situation it's not a diverse enough meal azhdrake: *The* bacon sauce eka_caesium: okay :blobnervous: tinylittlegremlin: Ah i see tinylittlegremlin: Tooth azhdrake: Gonna milk my bacon. toothpastecanyon: grem 💙 azhdrake: Squeeze it's little bacon udders. tinylittlegremlin: If the next time i go to That One Fancy Store and they have bacon milk hatkirby: :blobhyperthinkfast: tinylittlegremlin: Im blaming you toothpastecanyon: :blobsnuggle: azhdrake: Hey star azhdrake: Hello toothpastecanyon: star! toothpastecanyon: we love u!! azhdrake: Welcome to this completely normal conversation hatkirby: that cant be true bc you made me read "squeeze the bacon's udders" tinylittlegremlin: Hi star come talk with us about completley normal things toothpastecanyon: djsgljdslg toothpastecanyon: the budders tinylittlegremlin: Excuse u star its 'little bacon udders' tinylittlegremlin: The little is very important, its a descriptor hatkirby: hmm i don't know if it improves it at all toothpastecanyon: ;gfldgkd toothpastecanyon: it's udderly improved tinylittlegremlin: It doesnt have to improve things to be important azhdrake: Man I'm glad the place that I'm trying to get a job at has no way of knowing who I really am because I'm pretty sure that I would get mega fired for typing that sentence out even though I'm not even on board yet toothpastecanyon: It's alright I'm interviewing at a law firm tomorrow hatkirby: thats it im taking away all of yalls hall of fame privileges eka_caesium: Hahaha :blobamused: toothpastecanyon: none of you guys tell them I regularly say nutty tweaked and bacon udders ok tinylittlegremlin: Lmao hatkirby: you've milked your last meat hatkirby: 🔪 azhdrake: ejfaofejeoa;wfj;aeo hatkirby: YALLS azhdrake: I am fucking DYING hatkirby: SKJDFHKSDF toothpastecanyon: STAR eka_caesium: YES HAHAHAHA toothpastecanyon: I am SCANDALISED by what you've put on the hall of fame tinylittlegremlin: 😈 hatkirby: I'M MORTIFIED eka_caesium: GOOD tinylittlegremlin: UR WELCOME STAR hatkirby: expecting me to think things through before i say them at 9:30pm i mean really !
hatkirby: anyway mizar summons alcor to kill macbeth tinylittlegremlin: Soon i can eat meat tinylittlegremlin: XD azhdrake: Lmao tinylittlegremlin: I love the "you what?" hatkirby: this guyyyyyyy this frikken guy lmao he did NOT expect lady mizar was gonna pwn him like that!!!! he thought he'd say his cool line "no man can kill me" and it'd be like damb!!! but mizar LEGIT summons a demon to kick him into next week! Subliminal shit right there tinylittlegremlin: *pffft* tinylittlegremlin: You sound like an announcer azhdrake: "You what" are the best last words before getting destroyed by a demon. hatkirby: thank u hatkirby: Pfft hatkirby: although it's often like this: "that was a great deal we made. anyway now that i gave you a hundred dollars, i get to take my side of the bargain: Y O U R S O U L" "you what"
azhdrake: So I've been really wanting to do some fucking table top recently, but my IRL friend group has one (1) person who likes to gm and they can't stick to a project to save their life so I figured that wasn't going to happen... and then it occurred to me that I'm a person and I can GM so now I'm planning out a big cross dimensional treasure hunt bullshit quest thing, which is being fun. I decided that one of the things my players need to find is in one of those arcade fun zone type things like you get at roller rinks, except despite having the exact aesthetic of the early 2000s roller rink's arcade area that I went to as school trips in elementary school they take themselves super seriously and everyone's treating it like one would a casino. azhdrake: The line "High stakes claw game" is in my notes. toothpastecanyon: !!! hatkirby: high stakes claw game you mean patty cake with alcor
toothpastecanyon: Omg you guys I found the most mistimed ad ever toothpastecanyon: I have to look at peoples bank statements and they often had ads near the back toothpastecanyon: I was looking at a statement from January 2020 from a vacation home toothpastecanyon: And it was like ‘the future is 2020’ and I was like ohhhhg no it’s not hatkirby: oh nooo hatkirby: pfft toothpastecanyon: Also bank statement ads in general are weird they’re like ‘we PROUDLY accept American Express cards’ and it’s v funny to me toothpastecanyon: ‘Yes we proudly will let you pay us’ hatkirby: Lol azhdrake: We PROUDLY accept American Express. We BEGRUDGINGLY accept Visa. FUCK YOU if you use Master Card.
azhdrake: I don't know enough about being able to make pictures with your mind to answer the question. hatkirby: i was gonna say "imagine not having aphantasia" but that's kinda the problem, isn't it
s_ojourn: what the heck does it mean when someone has tagged a discord server as "toxic" on disboard s_ojourn: like. i assume that its not that the people are just mean and proud? they wouldnt advertise that right eka_caesium: huh. . . eka_caesium: no idea sorry s_ojourn: its bizarre the world of public discords is a scary place hatkirby: welcom to my beautiful dark twisted discord hatkirby: we're so toxic, I'm Mod F which stands for Fuck You pallasvoid: jdklasfghksdfjgh
ihnn: 100% low% ihnn: Minimum non-counting panels rever: N- ihnn: @kem4470 get in here new category just dropped rever: Also this is all EP low% technically rever: All panel low% hmm undalevein: ah yes undalevein: All Panels Low% undalevein: Get the lowest amount of panels by solving all panels hatkirby: no panels high%. it's actually nothing because you can't get out of the tunnel hatkirby: i am actually just sitting at work trying not to laugh out loud at the idea of no panels high%