park3r2_: Yooo what if people called me "Skip" hatkirby: Interesting. How would your life be different? park3r2_: Well, for one people would call me "Skip" hatkirby: Wow! You've clearly thought about this a lot! park3r2_: Yeah I definitely didn't just have this thought a second ago hatkirby: Yeah I know, you've thought about it sooo much. With your thinker. park3r2_: Whoaaaaa that's big, what if people called me "The Thinker" hatkirby: yoooooo park3r2_: [as The Joker] Wanna know how I got these.... uh.... hatkirby: Ideas? park3r2_: Things are not looking good for The Thinker if I can't think of an end to that joke but the person that's basically asleep is doing just fine
tinylittlegremlin: alcor: yeah id suck a dick for knowledge i dont have yet hatkirby: yeah? i'd suck a dick for literally no reason. you're not special
eka_caesium: CRAZIEST GRAPEJUICE BOMB 🥵🥵🥵 2 ROCKETS 🔥🔥 2000 DAMAGE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 TRUE INTIMIDATION ACHIEVED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 azhdrake: This is what happens when you take a sip of grapefruit when you are on any meds ever
hatkirby: Fucking INSANE, I clicked the pokemon sun and moon fandom tag and this is literally the first thing I see hatkirby: [screenshot of a fic on AO3 entitled "The worldwide femboy human traffickers"] toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfjfjf the femboy what hatkirby: I'm in danger :NervousSmile: toothpastecanyon: Star I’ll miss you :blobsob: hatkirby: :IMCRYING: toothpastecanyon: Every time I see a pathetic man I’ll think about you, hmm this sounds different than it did in my head hatkirby: Hldldgskd hatkirby: No it's okay, I'm pretty pathetic
rever: I artificially inflate my numbers tho rever: I dont have that many i just change the number so its higher exempt_medic: *Rever likes inflation* 📝 rever: W- rever: DO NOT THE NOTE rever: I WILL THE MOD ABUSE rever: /j newsoupvi: :noted: rever: O'm fjdsgsyu es newsoupvi: :FuwaNote: hatkirby: Am I supposed to be writing something down I don't have a pen newsoupvi: is hatkirby: kILLS YOTU hatkirby: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: :alcor_has_gun: hatkirby: Am I supposed to be writing something down, "too huge and unwieldy" is the way I would describe my pen rever: rose triangle exempt_medic: Just gotta meet a better wielder
hatkirby: oh i had a dream last night that my ex's dick was in the middle of his chest rever: WHGATTARDGD rever: WHAT THE FUCK qwint: that's just where it goes rever: in the square hole newsoupvi: giving chesticle a new meaning exempt_medic: >KJDHSAKJDSAKL exempt_medic: I WAS NOT READY
toothpastecanyon: Star I just had the most inception dream about how I had a crazy dream and needed to text you about it but you kept being like I don’t wanna hear it!! I don’t!!! hatkirby: Tooth I don't want to hear about this