The Four Island Quotes DB

Tamasys: Greetings :)
BleuM937: huzzah
Tamasys: indeed...
Tamasys: Now
Tamasys: Time to post!
* Tamasys posts
* FourmMonsterNPC eats Tamasys
BleuM937: onoz!
* BleuM937 battles FourmMonster
* Tamasys tries to escape from FourmMonster
* Tamasys hits the inside of ForumMonster with a wrench
* BleuM937 cuts FourmMonster into baloney
* FourmMonsterNPC is somehow transmogrified into baloney
* Tamasys is saved

<transkatie> OMG SOMEBODY SENT ME AN SMS THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT EVERYBODY HATES ME?!?!?!
* billygoat sets ban on *!transkatie@*.nycmny.fios.verizon.net
* You have been kicked from #xkcd by billygoat (5-minute autokill)

* Now talking on #xkcd
<transkatie> I'm back!
<Bucket> Crap. transkatie's back...
<transkatie> Lol, that was so on everyone's mind

(07:56:03 PM) Hatkirby: You know what? I love StalkerBot :P
(07:56:08 PM) Hatkirby: StalkerBot: botsnack
(07:56:08 PM) Fourie: :D
(07:56:25 PM) Tamasys: Fourie, that wasn't for you
(07:56:25 PM) Fourie: Whatcha tawkin about Willis?
(07:56:33 PM) Hatkirby: He's confused!
(07:56:36 PM) Hatkirby: :P
(07:56:38 PM) Tamasys: lol
(07:56:40 PM) Hatkirby: Fourie: botsnack
(07:56:40 PM) Fourie: OM NOM NOM NOM
(07:56:43 PM) Hatkirby: I love you too!
(07:56:43 PM) Fourie: OMG THIS IS SO CUTE *takes a picture and uploads it to Facebook*
(07:56:50 PM) Hatkirby: lolwhut

(08:43:17 AM) Tamasys: um... why do my jeans smell like incense?
(08:43:20 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhut?
(08:43:24 AM) DriftyBeyond: Pfft
(08:43:34 AM) DriftyBeyond: I actually have incense at my house
(08:43:34 AM) Timbo94: :P
(08:43:34 AM) Hatkirby: Because you keep removing them and Fourie steals them and does stuff to them!
(08:43:47 AM) DriftyBeyond: Lulz!
(08:43:47 AM) Fourie: GORGLESNERT
(08:43:52 AM) Hatkirby: There was a lot of incest at school the other day
(08:43:58 AM) Hatkirby: for some Grim Reaper Day
(08:44:06 AM) Hatkirby: O_O I MEAN INSENCE
(08:44:11 AM) Tamasys: O_O
(08:44:11 AM) Tamasys: ROFL
(08:44:16 AM) Hatkirby: OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT
(08:44:16 AM) Fourie: LOL RIGHT BACK AT CHA
(08:44:18 AM) DriftyBeyond: Grim Reaper day?
(08:44:28 AM) Hatkirby: Something about people dying in car crashes
(08:44:37 AM) Hatkirby: They rang a gong every hour and there was incense everywhere
(08:44:44 AM) DriftyBeyond: O_O
(08:44:45 AM) Hatkirby: Not incest
(08:44:48 AM) Hatkirby: No incest at school

(09:21:51 PM) ***Starla regenerates stats so she can see how everything turned out
(09:22:08 PM) ***Starla remembers that she is on the wrong network and can't access anything over port 80
(09:24:20 PM) Tamasys: >.<
(09:24:34 PM) Starla: Stupid parental controls
(09:29:42 PM) Starla: "fourisland.com is blocked because: Weblog"
(09:30:06 PM) Starla: Some day, quickfire will be spreading through the house and we will all be huddled in the basement with only my laptop
(09:30:30 PM) Starla: And Mom'll Yahoo! search "how to put out quickfire" (because Google is blocked) and the only good result will be on a blog
(09:30:33 PM) Starla: THEN we'll be doomed
(09:30:42 PM) Starla: all because of parental controls
(09:31:13 PM) Starla: This is, then, proof
(09:31:19 PM) Starla: Parental controls kills children!
(09:31:20 PM) Starla: :O
(09:45:09 PM) Tamasys: LOL
(09:45:12 PM) Tamasys: that is quite amusing

Drifty: No, that's your cup. Starla and I have the same cup. Well, not the same cup.
Smiley: Hey Drifty. Two girls one cup.
Drifty: I am going to drop this on your head.

(09:24:10 PM) Hatkirby: I just wrote an abstract-ish waking up sequence
(09:24:16 PM) DriftyBeyond: Yay!
(09:24:16 PM) Fourie: Wait, what happened? Did I miss it?
(09:24:25 PM) Hatkirby: YES FOURIE YOU MISSED IT
(09:24:31 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WILL NOW BUY ME A DONUT
(09:24:36 PM) Hatkirby: AND A DOUGHNUT
(09:24:38 PM) Hatkirby: SO I CAN COMPARE THEM
(09:24:52 PM) Hatkirby: AND SELL THEM TO [PYRO] AT AN INCREASED RATE
(09:26:14 PM) DriftyBeyond: lololol

(08:23:52 AM) Smiley: wait what exactly is apt anyway
(08:24:04 AM) Hatkirby: ....
(08:24:04 AM) Fourie: [Everyone solemnly gets naked.]
(08:24:12 AM) Smiley: lol
(08:24:12 AM) Fourie: No, no you're not.
(08:24:17 AM) DriftyBeyond: ?
(08:24:20 AM) Smiley: i am actually
(08:24:27 AM) Hatkirby: Smiley's naked?
(08:24:31 AM) Hatkirby: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnn
(08:24:38 AM) DriftyBeyond: LOLing
(08:24:56 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhuting

....

(08:28:51 AM) Hatkirby: OHHHH, Smiley was referring to the fact that he was LOLing, not naked :P

Hatkirby: I'm in a very dark mood right now and I'm not sure why
Hatkirby: Do you have any lightness cookies?
Drifty: Why don't you direct that darkness into something else
Drifty: like Sabrina or Four Island creepypasta
Hatkirby: Like how I was trying to channel my anger yesterday into a productive sink such as writing my homework?
Drifty: Sure, why not
Hatkirby: It doesn't work—channeling involves ghosts and ghosts are dark. The darkness hides various slender people who need to work out some more even though they're very anorexic. I tell them to just get a job but instead they want to climb trees. This makes them even thinner.
Drifty: Wait what
* Hatkirby is quite possibly insane
Drifty: wot

Hatkirby: Sorry, I'm just trying to form coherent thoughts while listening to awesome depressing music and experiencing strong cramps IN THE HEART-AREA WHICH IS TOTALLY WHERE LOVE COMES FROM
tamasys: haha
tamasys: I see
tamasys: except that love is mostly generated in the brain
tamasys: although it does have effects on most of your body
Hatkirby: I'm fully aware of the actual origination of love
Hatkirby: I laugh at advertisements that say "LET'S UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE HEART"
Hatkirby: and I'm like "IT PUMPS BLOOD FROM THE ATRIUM TO THE VENTRICLE AND THEN THROUGH EITHER THE PULMANARY ARTERY OR THE AORTA TO THE LUNGS OR THE REST OF THE BODY RESPECTIVELY AFTER WHICH IT RETURNS TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE HEART."
tamasys: xD
Hatkirby:
tamasys: they'd be better of investigating the NERVOUS AND ENDOCRINE SYSTEMS
tamasys: *off
Hatkirby: Lol, yes, the brain is actually complicated
Hatkirby: Like seriously, what
tamasys: yeah o_O