You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi, I'm running a survey Stranger: ok You: If you turned into a front load washer, would you: You: A: Scream You: B: Wash your clothes You: C: Pinch yourself and try to wake up You: D: Decide that I'm weird and disconnect Stranger: c You: Thank you for your assistance You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: LIKE A BOSS. Starla: OH GOD Starla: Are you on a boat? Stranger: i am on a boat! Starla: I'm on a boat! Stranger: everybody look at us cause we're sailin on a boat! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
***I realize the below quote doesn't really make sense, but it was funny at the time.***
***The following is a parody we made up today of Candy Mountain from Charlie the Unicorn***
Timbo94 and Sammi9494: *like Blue and Pink unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn* Hug the Tree of Abstinence [Pyro]! Hug the Tree of Abstinence! It's filled with contraceptives and Morning After Pills!
Drifty: Are you writing the story of your dream? Soojin Ying: Not this second Drifty: Are you, soon? Drifty: Okey - hw? Drifty: What kind? Soojin Ying: Social Studies, ew Soojin Ying: It's a review for the test we're going to have on Thursday, so it's about the Scientific Revolution and The Enlightnement Drifty: Ouch, well, good luck Soojin Ying: lol okay :) Soojin Ying: The wrost part is that the test is an essay Soojin Ying: Essays = evil Soojin Ying: lol, wrost! :P Drifty: Wrost! A mutated German sausage! Soojin Ying: :) Drifty: Because it's normally a wurst, and now it's a wrost! Soojin Ying: We've got hamwrost, beefwrost, lampshadewrost, waterwrost, wallwrost, and if you act now, pillowcasewrost! Drifty: Pillowcasewrost?! CANNIBALISM! Soojin Ying: Just make sure to call 1-800-I-CAFE-WROST.com Soojin Ying: Pillowcasewrost eating is actually listed under "mulitation of metaphysical objects that may or may not be alive at any given moment" Soojin Ying: not cannibalism :P Drifty: :P Drifty: SCHRODINGER'S CAT Drifty: LOL SCHRODINGER'S PILLOWCASE Soojin Ying: I AM HAPPY NOW Soojin Ying: SCHRODINGER'S PILLOWCASE IS SO AWESOME Soojin Ying: lol :P Drifty: :P Drifty: DO A PILLOWCASE COMIC ON SCHRODINGER'S PILLOWCASE Soojin Ying: OH MY GOD I SHOULD :D
Tamasys: Greetings :) BleuM937: huzzah Tamasys: indeed... Tamasys: Now Tamasys: Time to post! * Tamasys posts * FourmMonsterNPC eats Tamasys BleuM937: onoz! * BleuM937 battles FourmMonster * Tamasys tries to escape from FourmMonster * Tamasys hits the inside of ForumMonster with a wrench * BleuM937 cuts FourmMonster into baloney * FourmMonsterNPC is somehow transmogrified into baloney * Tamasys is saved
(05:38:01 PM) Starla: WHEN THINGS ARE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT, YOU CAN MAKE IRANIAN FARMERS IN OHIO LOOK VERY BAD OR VERY GOOD, DEPENDING ON THE SEVERITY OF THE STATEMENT AND THE SIZE OF YOUR BACKYARD (05:38:14 PM) Starla: another wise proverb from Starla (05:38:19 PM) Tamasys: ONOES!! (05:38:37 PM) Tamasys: NOT ANOTHER WISELIEK PROVERB (05:38:40 PM) Tamasys: :P (05:38:48 PM) Starla: YESSS MORE VISEIK WOBERB (05:38:52 PM) Starla: *wise proverbs (05:39:25 PM) Starla: NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TRY TO CLEAN YOUR KITCHEN, AN IRISH GNOME WILL ALWAYS MANAGE TO SNEAK BACK IN AND STEAL YOUR MUESLI (05:41:21 PM) Tamasys: Not the Muslim!!! (05:41:25 PM) Tamasys: O_o (05:41:29 PM) Tamasys: *muesli (05:41:31 PM) Starla: Muesli (05:41:32 PM) Starla: LOL (05:41:48 PM) Tamasys: Silly iPod (05:42:03 PM) Starla: Autocorrection or Freudian slip? (05:42:20 PM) Tamasys: Lol
<transkatie> OMG SOMEBODY SENT ME AN SMS THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT EVERYBODY HATES ME?!?!?! * billygoat sets ban on *!transkatie@*.nycmny.fios.verizon.net * You have been kicked from #xkcd by billygoat (5-minute autokill)
* Now talking on #xkcd <transkatie> I'm back! <Bucket> Crap. transkatie's back... <transkatie> Lol, that was so on everyone's mind
(08:43:17 AM) Tamasys: um... why do my jeans smell like incense? (08:43:20 AM) Hatkirby: lolwhut? (08:43:24 AM) DriftyBeyond: Pfft (08:43:34 AM) DriftyBeyond: I actually have incense at my house (08:43:34 AM) Timbo94: :P (08:43:34 AM) Hatkirby: Because you keep removing them and Fourie steals them and does stuff to them! (08:43:47 AM) DriftyBeyond: Lulz! (08:43:47 AM) Fourie: GORGLESNERT (08:43:52 AM) Hatkirby: There was a lot of incest at school the other day (08:43:58 AM) Hatkirby: for some Grim Reaper Day (08:44:06 AM) Hatkirby: O_O I MEAN INSENCE (08:44:11 AM) Tamasys: O_O (08:44:11 AM) Tamasys: ROFL (08:44:16 AM) Hatkirby: OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT (08:44:16 AM) Fourie: LOL RIGHT BACK AT CHA (08:44:18 AM) DriftyBeyond: Grim Reaper day? (08:44:28 AM) Hatkirby: Something about people dying in car crashes (08:44:37 AM) Hatkirby: They rang a gong every hour and there was incense everywhere (08:44:44 AM) DriftyBeyond: O_O (08:44:45 AM) Hatkirby: Not incest (08:44:48 AM) Hatkirby: No incest at school
(10:11:47 PM) Smiley: Transformers, utensils in disguise (10:11:58 PM) DriftyBeyond: Smiley, lol (10:12:09 PM) DriftyBeyond: Transformers, time to eat some pie (10:12:19 PM) Hatkirby: Transformers, why can't we just die? (10:12:20 PM) Smiley: i agree (10:12:24 PM) Hatkirby: LOL (10:12:31 PM) Hatkirby: Bad timing! :P
(09:21:51 PM) ***Starla regenerates stats so she can see how everything turned out (09:22:08 PM) ***Starla remembers that she is on the wrong network and can't access anything over port 80 (09:24:20 PM) Tamasys: >.< (09:24:34 PM) Starla: Stupid parental controls (09:29:42 PM) Starla: "fourisland.com is blocked because: Weblog" (09:30:06 PM) Starla: Some day, quickfire will be spreading through the house and we will all be huddled in the basement with only my laptop (09:30:30 PM) Starla: And Mom'll Yahoo! search "how to put out quickfire" (because Google is blocked) and the only good result will be on a blog (09:30:33 PM) Starla: THEN we'll be doomed (09:30:42 PM) Starla: all because of parental controls (09:31:13 PM) Starla: This is, then, proof (09:31:19 PM) Starla: Parental controls kills children! (09:31:20 PM) Starla: :O (09:45:09 PM) Tamasys: LOL (09:45:12 PM) Tamasys: that is quite amusing