azhdrake: Also I went to the pharmacy and they were having a sale so I have two five hundred capsules bottles of acetaminophen now azhdrake: If anyone has a headache hit me up toothpastecanyon: omg that's excellent azhdrake: Do you need any painkillers, Tooth? azhdrake: Are you in pain at all? eka_caesium: I'm in pain eka_caesium: The pain of playing medic without the crossbow toothpastecanyon: :blobsob: azhdrake: :alcor_has_gun: on it, Eka eka_caesium: Is that the typical acetaminophen delivery method toothpastecanyon: yes azhdrake: 💊 💊 💊 :alcor_has_gun:
hatkirby: oh did tunic just get merged? congrats! scipiowright: tunc rever: tunc hatkirby: this is an anagram rever: NO hatkirby: :P scipiowright: kirb you know I can suplex you in a few days right espeon2718: noooooooooo hatkirby: klhgkfdg scipiowright: live on camera hatkirby: i'm bringing a bodyguard to gdq scipiowright: silent has to back me up silentdestroyer: tunc rever: DO NOT THE FIGHT hatkirby: wait why am I complaining about being suplexed. that sounds like fun espeon2718: my understanding is that it's not fun hatkirby: what's not fun about this [image of two men wrestling] scipiowright: don't knock it before you try it, espeon
toothpastecanyon: Lol I just got into the office to a message that we open at 9 due to snow lol hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: Rip toothpastecanyon: Got this place to myself for an hour :sunglarp: hatkirby: Malted dancing time hatkirby: Ok hatkirby: I topped naked hatkirby: TYPED toothpastecanyon: DJFJFJFJDJF hatkirby: AAAAAAA toothpastecanyon: Your phone really ambushed you with that one azhdrake: > I topped naked azhdrake: And that is the traditional way of doing things hatkirby: i'm a good christian boy i top with my eyes closed through a hole in a sheet that i throw over myself like a cartoon ghost costume
hatkirby: yalls I'm reading a thing about phalloplasty and there's a part listing reasons why someone might get one, and I can't help but laugh at this hatkirby: [screenshot of a list that ends with "Explosions"] hatkirby: Help someone detonated a bomb on my penis toothpastecanyon: nbvnvbmbvm hatkirby: They used Dynamite on my D hatkirby: C4 on my Cock j._a._m.: Ex j._a._m.: Explosives on my esophagus hatkirby: She C4 on my Cock til I Get A Phalloplasty toothpastecanyon: jdgvhghjghjgh hatkirby: Bombs on my breasts (for non horny reasons) j._a._m.: Nukes on my nipples hatkirby: Lghslysydlh toothpastecanyon: I don’t want the titty chop I want the titty kaboom hatkirby: Black powder on my balls toothpastecanyon: Cnfnfnfn j._a._m.: New top surgery just dropped hatkirby: Hi Margaret j._a._m.: (I am now an elephants foot) hatkirby: Uranium on my uterus j._a._m.: Pfjsksk
newsoupvi: This is #witness now oh no newsoupvi: Actually not even that newsoupvi: This is just mine and Medic's DMs now lmfao hatkirby: this is non horny #witness hatkirby: wait how did i end up in your dms newsoupvi: This is such a deceptively smooth opener lmfao newsoupvi: Like idk if someone slid into my DMs with that message I'd be disarmed somehow hatkirby: jkhsjkfdshkdfs newsoupvi: I'd be like oh I'll show you around this is a nice place you're safe here hatkirby: i actually laughed out loud
toothpastecanyon: You guys I am going to lie down on my bed for a **short time.** I am **not** going to go to sleep azhdrake: Uhuh uhuh azhdrake: <- completely believes this toothpastecanyon: I’m nooot swbookworm: i dunno tooth the bold words seem like youre trying to convince yourself.... toothpastecanyon: I’m **not** book :owo: swbookworm: of course youre not book, youre tooth! swbookworm: i'm book! toothpastecanyon: <- (stubborn) no I am!! swbookworm: so whatever you say in bold is pretty much the opposite of what you mean? swbookworm: if thats the case then i hope you have a good nap :blobowo: swbookworm: on purpose and all toothpastecanyon: **no…** toothpastecanyon: Hey!! toothpastecanyon: :alcor_has_gun: azhdrake: Don't you mean I hope I have a good nap, other book? swbookworm: nah theres multiple books, its fine swbookworm: if we didnt have multiple books we wouldnt have libraries, after all azhdrake: This is true toothpastecanyon: Call the tau chat a library with all the books in it :3 azhdrake: Call the TAU chat the mystery shack with all the identity theft in it
hatkirby: oh willow pill has a genetic disease. hey i have one of those (not the same one) azhdrake: Are you sure? I'm pretty sure there's only the one of those hatkirby: The winner of season 11 actually did have a connective tissue disorder (again not the one I have) azhdrake: Clearly you need to go into drag tinylittlegremlin: damn how many comnective tissue disorders are out there? greedy... hatkirby: what do you think i've been doing the last 10 years azhdrake: oidjcalfjoaea
rever: in a vc rever: me at hatkirby: do you know what metal pipe sounds like rever: hatkirby: male pipe? newsoupvi: I do know what a male pipe sounds like yes :SylveonSmug: hatkirby: i really could not tell what he was saying and i didn't realise what i was saying until someone laughed hatkirby: XD rever: ?????? newsoupvi: :KEKW: rever: I said "Hatkirby, no stop XD" hatkirby: >:3 scipiowright: From my research, they appear to make the "plap" sound rever: euhkjdsaf rever: Man im glad this is not a gc on the main server, yall would have been bapped to After Dark newsoupvi: Imagining someone unzipping their pants and whipping out their dick and it's so long that it falls to the floor and it just makes this sound newsoupvi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5R0FbEQBVM hatkirby: sdjklfhsdkjfhskdjfh rever: :dr_sob: hatkirby: that is an insane packer
abgkiwi: just because everyone except icely sam brenton deus and kirbs equates to brendan chris me glitch and you doesn't mean it's half of the old testers even when it does hatkirby: oh phew i thought you were calling me old abgkiwi: aren't you younger than me idr hatkirby: really? I wouldn't have thought that brentonw: pretty sure kiwi is younger hatkirby: i'm gonna be 30 next year abgkiwi: idk for some reason i just assumed kirbs was like 23 abgkiwi: *oh i'm a bit off* hatkirby: Lol brentonw: kirbs has a young soul 🙂 hatkirby: :owo: hatkirby: Yeah ok in another server there were a bunch of people who did not believe me when I said how old I was because I have a picrew avatar hatkirby: Like what abgkiwi: i used to have a picrew avatar but almost none of them have haircuts anything like mine abgkiwi: so i kinda dipped abgkiwi: also about 2 of them have facial hair options hatkirby: I only recently got a haircut like this guy abgkiwi: there's no intersect lol hatkirby: but I'm lovin it abgkiwi: floofty hair hatkirby: Short floofty hair abgkiwi: tousleable hatkirby: only after i score the winning goal at my soccer game hatkirby: ^ not a real thing abgkiwi: or create a nice drawing to be put on the fridge hatkirby: i drew a kirby! abgkiwi: (the two genders: scoring in soccer and nice drawings on the fridge) hatkirby: so true bestie
hatkirby: It was- it was about the primer post, remember? toothpastecanyon: The what? hatkirby: The fic rec list. toothpastecanyon: Oh. The *pr-eye-mer*? hatkirby: Yeah! It's pronounced primmer. toothpastecanyon: Huh. I always thought it was pr-eye-mer. Because it primes you. hatkirby: That makes sense! It's primmer though. epstmlgy: primmer is correct. epstmlgy: Actually, pr-eye-mer is the UK pronunciation. toothpastecanyon: This is worse than if I was wrong.