Teacher: Now I want you to draw a Teacher: picture of a pot. Student 1: My pot looks so stupid! Student 2: I know! Student 2: Mine looks like a lollipop! Hatkirby: LOL
Mario333: I want to play with my yo-yo Mario333: from 2008 to 2009! Aunt Terry: No Mario333: Why not? Mario333: It's better than sitting around Mario333: being drunk! * Aunt Terry is insulted Hatkirby: Oh no he didn't!
Student: Give me your random guy! Student: Rihanna: Hi! Student: Random Guy: Hi Student: Rihanna: Let's go on a walk Student: Rihanna's pregnant now Student: Rihanna: I'm pregnant! Student: Random Guy: You're pregnant? Student: Rihanna: I'm pregnant! Student: Random Guy: You're pregnant! Student: Rihanna: Ahm having a baby! Student: Random Guy: Aw isn't he cute Hatkirby: ....lol
Hatkirby: And Hipy Pap Brhuthdth Thuthda Brhudhthy to Timbo94!!!!!! Drifty1: Actually, it's on Monday Drifty1: but we celebrated his BDAY TODAY Hatkirby: O_O OH DEAR I"m INsane I Just quoted Winnie the Pooh Drifty1: ANd I got like a chocolate pancake and a chocolate milksahe Drifty1: LOLOLOL
* Hatkirby is listening to Don't Forget * Hatkirby by Demi Lovato Hatkirby: ....oops? Pyro: oh yay that tis a good song Hatkirby: :) Drifty1: Hatkirby by Demi Lovato! Hatkirby: OMG That happened again!!!!!!!! Hatkirby: I didn't eve notice! Hatkirby: Rihanna and Demi Lovato are fighting for trademark rights Drifty1: :) Drifty1: :D Hatkirby: I mean, I noticed I Hatkirby by Rihanna'd again, but I didn't noticee that it was an artist's name again Hatkirby: :)
BleuM937: i could talk about something excited BleuM937: but BleuM937: i dont think its appropriate for yaplet BleuM937: OMG BleuM937: u said splong Drifty1: What? Ozzyfrog: lol Tamasys: lol *splong* Drifty1: I didn't say anything else! Tamasys: AHH I LOST MY THONG! BleuM937: splong Drifty1: A thong is a shoe! BleuM937: surely that is memetic BleuM937: memes! Ozzyfrog: :O, I think I just got what bluemonkey said earlier Drifty1: Memetic mutation BleuM937: what did i say b4? Ozzyfrog: nothing, dw * BleuM937 can't remember BleuM937: u said don't worry Ozzyfrog: bugger BleuM937: = instant interest Ozzyfrog: no, no, no Ozzyfrog: its fine BleuM937: aww BleuM937: meanie Ozzyfrog: i cant really say Ozzyfrog: dw Ozzyfrog: its fine BleuM937: yes BleuM937: u could say Ozzyfrog: no, i really cant Drifty1: Lol! Ozzyfrog: trust me BleuM937: *scrolls up* BleuM937: oops BleuM937: i made a typo there anyway Ozzyfrog: gah, dont worry!!! BleuM937: that's probably what u got ideas from Drifty1: You used my word! Ozzyfrog: I thought you were serious for a moment Ozzyfrog: enough BleuM937: ... BleuM937: which word? Ozzyfrog: moving on BleuM937: lol Drifty1: Gah, lol BleuM937: no BleuM937: i meant Ozzyfrog: look it doesnt matter BleuM937: exciting Tamasys: lol ozzy said GAH BleuM937: not excited Drifty1: LOL * Drifty1 has to quote this BleuM937: im excited, but not in an exciting way Ozzyfrog: oh, please dont Drifty1: Why not? BleuM937: im just excited, because something exciting is happening BleuM937: maybe * Ozzyfrog thinks that what he said went over everybodys heads Ozzyfrog: it doesnt matter anymore Ozzyfrog: moment gone Ozzyfrog: shall we move on??? * BleuM937 thinks ozzyfrog should explain Ozzyfrog: no, really, I shouldn't Ozzyfrog: please can we move on?? Ozzyfrog: pretty please?? Ozzyfrog: I messed up
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi, I'm running a survey Stranger: ok You: If you turned into a front load washer, would you: You: A: Scream You: B: Wash your clothes You: C: Pinch yourself and try to wake up You: D: Decide that I'm weird and disconnect Stranger: c You: Thank you for your assistance You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: LIKE A BOSS. Starla: OH GOD Starla: Are you on a boat? Stranger: i am on a boat! Starla: I'm on a boat! Stranger: everybody look at us cause we're sailin on a boat! Your conversational partner has disconnected.