BleuM937: i could talk about something excited BleuM937: but BleuM937: i dont think its appropriate for yaplet BleuM937: OMG BleuM937: u said splong Drifty1: What? Ozzyfrog: lol Tamasys: lol *splong* Drifty1: I didn't say anything else! Tamasys: AHH I LOST MY THONG! BleuM937: splong Drifty1: A thong is a shoe! BleuM937: surely that is memetic BleuM937: memes! Ozzyfrog: :O, I think I just got what bluemonkey said earlier Drifty1: Memetic mutation BleuM937: what did i say b4? Ozzyfrog: nothing, dw * BleuM937 can't remember BleuM937: u said don't worry Ozzyfrog: bugger BleuM937: = instant interest Ozzyfrog: no, no, no Ozzyfrog: its fine BleuM937: aww BleuM937: meanie Ozzyfrog: i cant really say Ozzyfrog: dw Ozzyfrog: its fine BleuM937: yes BleuM937: u could say Ozzyfrog: no, i really cant Drifty1: Lol! Ozzyfrog: trust me BleuM937: *scrolls up* BleuM937: oops BleuM937: i made a typo there anyway Ozzyfrog: gah, dont worry!!! BleuM937: that's probably what u got ideas from Drifty1: You used my word! Ozzyfrog: I thought you were serious for a moment Ozzyfrog: enough BleuM937: ... BleuM937: which word? Ozzyfrog: moving on BleuM937: lol Drifty1: Gah, lol BleuM937: no BleuM937: i meant Ozzyfrog: look it doesnt matter BleuM937: exciting Tamasys: lol ozzy said GAH BleuM937: not excited Drifty1: LOL * Drifty1 has to quote this BleuM937: im excited, but not in an exciting way Ozzyfrog: oh, please dont Drifty1: Why not? BleuM937: im just excited, because something exciting is happening BleuM937: maybe * Ozzyfrog thinks that what he said went over everybodys heads Ozzyfrog: it doesnt matter anymore Ozzyfrog: moment gone Ozzyfrog: shall we move on??? * BleuM937 thinks ozzyfrog should explain Ozzyfrog: no, really, I shouldn't Ozzyfrog: please can we move on?? Ozzyfrog: pretty please?? Ozzyfrog: I messed up
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi, I'm running a survey Stranger: ok You: If you turned into a front load washer, would you: You: A: Scream You: B: Wash your clothes You: C: Pinch yourself and try to wake up You: D: Decide that I'm weird and disconnect Stranger: c You: Thank you for your assistance You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: LIKE A BOSS. Starla: OH GOD Starla: Are you on a boat? Stranger: i am on a boat! Starla: I'm on a boat! Stranger: everybody look at us cause we're sailin on a boat! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
***I realize the below quote doesn't really make sense, but it was funny at the time.***
***The following is a parody we made up today of Candy Mountain from Charlie the Unicorn***
Timbo94 and Sammi9494: *like Blue and Pink unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn* Hug the Tree of Abstinence [Pyro]! Hug the Tree of Abstinence! It's filled with contraceptives and Morning After Pills!
Drifty: Are you writing the story of your dream? Soojin Ying: Not this second Drifty: Are you, soon? Drifty: Okey - hw? Drifty: What kind? Soojin Ying: Social Studies, ew Soojin Ying: It's a review for the test we're going to have on Thursday, so it's about the Scientific Revolution and The Enlightnement Drifty: Ouch, well, good luck Soojin Ying: lol okay :) Soojin Ying: The wrost part is that the test is an essay Soojin Ying: Essays = evil Soojin Ying: lol, wrost! :P Drifty: Wrost! A mutated German sausage! Soojin Ying: :) Drifty: Because it's normally a wurst, and now it's a wrost! Soojin Ying: We've got hamwrost, beefwrost, lampshadewrost, waterwrost, wallwrost, and if you act now, pillowcasewrost! Drifty: Pillowcasewrost?! CANNIBALISM! Soojin Ying: Just make sure to call 1-800-I-CAFE-WROST.com Soojin Ying: Pillowcasewrost eating is actually listed under "mulitation of metaphysical objects that may or may not be alive at any given moment" Soojin Ying: not cannibalism :P Drifty: :P Drifty: SCHRODINGER'S CAT Drifty: LOL SCHRODINGER'S PILLOWCASE Soojin Ying: I AM HAPPY NOW Soojin Ying: SCHRODINGER'S PILLOWCASE IS SO AWESOME Soojin Ying: lol :P Drifty: :P Drifty: DO A PILLOWCASE COMIC ON SCHRODINGER'S PILLOWCASE Soojin Ying: OH MY GOD I SHOULD :D
Tamasys: Greetings :) BleuM937: huzzah Tamasys: indeed... Tamasys: Now Tamasys: Time to post! * Tamasys posts * FourmMonsterNPC eats Tamasys BleuM937: onoz! * BleuM937 battles FourmMonster * Tamasys tries to escape from FourmMonster * Tamasys hits the inside of ForumMonster with a wrench * BleuM937 cuts FourmMonster into baloney * FourmMonsterNPC is somehow transmogrified into baloney * Tamasys is saved
(10:59:04 AM) Pyro: i has the meow on my lap (10:59:09 AM) Starla: meow meow! (10:59:12 AM) Pyro: had* (10:59:19 AM) Pyro: stupid meow hates me (10:59:27 AM) Starla: awwww (11:00:24 AM) Pyro: he will love me (11:00:45 AM) Pyro: later i guess (11:00:50 AM) Pyro: when he's hungry (11:00:57 AM) Pyro: he licked my knee (11:01:21 AM) Pyro: wheres the woof he loves me (11:01:54 AM) Starla: i love meow meows! (11:02:03 AM) Pyro: i know (11:02:08 AM) Starla: Some day I will discover that eating sawhorses makes you not allergic to cats (11:02:15 AM) Starla: and then I will get a million cats (11:02:22 AM) Starla: and catfood! (11:02:23 AM) * Starla LOLS (11:02:29 AM) Pyro: crazy cat lady? (11:02:58 AM) Starla: YOU KIDS STAY OFF MY LAWN YA'HEAR? It's okay Mr Whiskers, come back inside. (11:03:07 AM) Pyro: lol (11:03:12 AM) Pyro: rofl
(05:38:01 PM) Starla: WHEN THINGS ARE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT, YOU CAN MAKE IRANIAN FARMERS IN OHIO LOOK VERY BAD OR VERY GOOD, DEPENDING ON THE SEVERITY OF THE STATEMENT AND THE SIZE OF YOUR BACKYARD (05:38:14 PM) Starla: another wise proverb from Starla (05:38:19 PM) Tamasys: ONOES!! (05:38:37 PM) Tamasys: NOT ANOTHER WISELIEK PROVERB (05:38:40 PM) Tamasys: :P (05:38:48 PM) Starla: YESSS MORE VISEIK WOBERB (05:38:52 PM) Starla: *wise proverbs (05:39:25 PM) Starla: NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TRY TO CLEAN YOUR KITCHEN, AN IRISH GNOME WILL ALWAYS MANAGE TO SNEAK BACK IN AND STEAL YOUR MUESLI (05:41:21 PM) Tamasys: Not the Muslim!!! (05:41:25 PM) Tamasys: O_o (05:41:29 PM) Tamasys: *muesli (05:41:31 PM) Starla: Muesli (05:41:32 PM) Starla: LOL (05:41:48 PM) Tamasys: Silly iPod (05:42:03 PM) Starla: Autocorrection or Freudian slip? (05:42:20 PM) Tamasys: Lol