#453 Up +18/-19 Down May 29 2011 at 11:32:42 am EDT
Tamasys: Autumn > Winter > Spring > Summer
Hatkirby: TimTam, Emilie Autumn is not a season.
Hatkirby: She's a depressing metal singer.
Tamasys: Fall isn't a season either
Tamasys: Fall is something you do from a high place
Hatkirby: Why yes, it's a parody of a bad Miley Cyrus song
Hatkirby: that got drunk and forced itsway into the Capitol
Hatkirby: and demanded that it become a season
Hatkirby: after holding the congressmen up at gunpoint
Hatkirby: they agreed, but only because it was a really silly thing that no one actually cared about
Tamasys: o_o
Hatkirby: Yes, It's America.
#470 Up +26/-27 Down October 15 2011 at 01:34:11 am EDT
Smiley: for some reason windows feels the need to install the driver for my iPod even though it was fine with it before
Старла Эппрет: lol
Старла Эппрет: Windows likes its drivers
Старла Эппрет: It likes to golf
Старла Эппрет: Windows may or may not be a lesbian
Старла Эппрет: Sorry, too much Family Guy
Smiley: i have no idea what you're talking about
Старла Эппрет: It's probably best for you that you don't
#471 Up +28/-29 Down October 27 2011 at 02:34:58 am EDT
Старла Эппрет: I'm trying to deal with listening to a fantastic Regina Spektor album and an album that I've newly discovered to be truly awesome (this is already after it contains my favorite song of all time hmmm whats that) at the same time
Drifty: What's the problem?
Старла Эппрет: Is there a problem?
Drifty: Probab;y not
Старла Эппрет: Could never tell you what happened the day I turned SEEEEEVEEEEEENTEEN
Drifty: Because you got drunk and hooked up with Taylor Swift /it's a song by marisa something am i rite
Старла Эппрет: oh god I thought I had that all covered up!
Drifty: But you didn't!
Drifty: It's on all the respectable periodicals
Старла Эппрет: IT WAS ONE GAY EXPERIENCE WITH A CELEBRITY, YOU CAN TELL NO ONE!
Drifty: like Four Island Daily
Drifty: and True Falsities
Drifty: Of course, daily is now monthly
Drifty: but
Drifty: details
Старла Эппрет: she later wrote a song about it: "I Kissed A Girl And Now I'm Realizing Why All My Past Boyfriends Sucked"
Старла Эппрет: wellllll I actually wrote a post two days in a row thank you very much
Старла Эппрет: and the song is Seventeen by Marina & the Diamonds
Drifty: My god
Drifty: Four Island Daily is not to be confused with Starla Daily
Старла Эппрет: but… my camera!
Drifty: Starla Daily is a shad- respectable periodical by the Lady Queen Mistress herself
Drifty: Four Island Daily is run by Pumpkin
Старла Эппрет: Ah, I can see how one could confuse that
#480 Up +25/-26 Down May 12 2012 at 04:04:12 pm EDT
Veronica: when it is time for me to graduate will you buy me a space heater for my box
Starla: What's a space heater, what box, and is there a kitten in the box
Starla: OMG KITTENS IN A BOX
Starla: no sorry
Veronica: YES KITTENS IN A BOX
Veronica: okay wow THE LIBRARY INTERNET WONT LET ME OPEN UP PICTURES OF KITTENS IN A BOX
Veronica: wow because kittens in a box = porn for sure
Starla: lol
Starla: "hey other kittens look at my box"
Starla: That was the worst thing I've ever said.
Starla: I think that was a direct ticket to kitten pornography hell.
Veronica: kitten pornography hell? that sounds like a worse place than even 4chan is
Starla: It probably is
#506 Up +19/-20 Down January 01 2013 at 01:51:33 am EST
Spooks: ill go to the white house and
Spooks: write it on obama's butt
Scribe: oh my god
Spooks: i doubt anyone can ever touch that thing
Spooks: except me and our memories
Sass: its the hightest ass
Fef: michelle prpbbably can
Spooks: michelle obama is declothing obama and reads the quote
Fef: hot
Spooks: she starts laughing and obama is turned off
Sass: omg
Scribe: omg
Fef: you mean turned even more on
Fef: oh my god presidential porn is not something i want to be thinking about right now
Scribe: oh my god you just made me think of obama having a boner
Fef: I KNOW RIGHT
Scribe: yOU STINK GOD DAN IT
Scribe: DAMN
Fef: I DONT WANT THAT
* Scribe cries with fef
* Fef cries out of her breasts
Fef: screams i have a terrible callus on my foot and i can't stop picking at it
* Scribe slaps your hand away from your foot
* Fef slaps ur hand into obama's cock
Spooks: I STAND UP . I FOGO TO THE COATRACK. I GRBA MY COTA.T I PUT AN ARM THROUGH ONE SLEEVE. I PTU MY OTHER ARM HTOURGH THE OTHER SLEEV. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I BUTTON A BUTTON. I PUT ON ONE SHOE. I PUT ON ANOTHER. I PTU ONM MY HAT. I WALK TO THE DOOR. I PUT MY HAND ON THE DOOR KNOB. I TURN THE DOORKNOB. I OPEN THE DOOR. I GO THROUGH THE DOOR. I CLOSE THE DOOR. I AM GONE. I AM DONE. I HAVE LEFT.
* Spooks left the room (UNSUBSCRIBE). (1:48:25 AM)
Fef: wat
#475 Up +26/-28 Down November 19 2011 at 03:04:41 am EST
Старла Эппрет: My brain is exploding somewhat after reading http://worrydream.com/ABriefRantOnTheFutureOfInteractionDesign/
TimTam: ooh I read that the other day
TimTam: :D
Старла Эппрет: :P
Старла Эппрет: AAAH MY HANDS ARE DOING STUFF :P
TimTam: hahahahahaha
TimTam: that sounds so suss
Старла Эппрет: o_o
Старла Эппрет: NOT THAT KIND OF STUFF
Старла Эппрет: :P
TimTam: suuuuure ;)
Старла Эппрет: lololol
TimTam: /inappropriate
Старла Эппрет: Please, not inappropriate ENOUGH! /jk
#2 Up +42/-44 Down April 25 2008 at 02:17:18 am EDT
Mario333: You bet your waffles, I like you just the way you are!
#3 Up +34/-36 Down April 25 2008 at 02:17:18 am EDT
Pyro: You do know that from a stereotypical view this is extremely unlikely.
#52 Up +31/-33 Down April 26 2008 at 02:31:36 am EDT
Random Person: (to William) Release the sexy beast inside.
#89 Up +22/-24 Down April 30 2008 at 11:57:46 am EDT
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<Poyo> Hello?
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<Poyo> Four is the best!
<Poyo> This channel has many
<Poyo> restrictions that make it
<Poyo> difficult to talk about
<Poyo> things that I would
<Poyo> like to talk about.
<Poyo> Wow, you really have
<Poyo> to make you sentences
<Poyo> longer than you would
<Poyo> like them to be
<Poyo> because of the four
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<Poyo> sentences that you type.
<Poyo> I really can't think
<Poyo> of anything else to
<Poyo> say right now other
<Poyo> than the fact that
<Poyo> Four is undoubtedly TEH
<Poyo> BEST NUMBAH IN EXISTANCE!
<Poyo> Wow, this is quite
<Poyo> working in my favor.
<Poyo> Hello, any other four
<Poyo> lovers out there that
<Poyo> would like to talk
<Poyo> about four because four
<Poyo> is the best number
<Poyo> in the universe because
<Poyo> of all the magical
<Poyo> rules and properties it
<Poyo> has attained over the
<Poyo> years of it's existance?
<Poyo> Wow, that was some
<Poyo> pretty serious unnecessary elongation!
<Poyo> I love the number four!
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<Poyo> Oops, I forgot about
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<Poyo> the restrictions!
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<Poyo> LET ME BACK IN!
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<Poyo> I LOVE TEH FOUR!!!!!!!!!!
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