hatkirby: Yeah there's a lot of tall people in here. rever: Except Exempt. scipiowright: Short. exempt_medic: It's okay. I'll just make up for it in other ways.
eka_caesium: @hatkirby I had a dream last night about fighting a vampire in an ancient tomb and somehow the result of winning this fight was orange and cream popsicles getting labeled "the average shuuenpro fan enjoys these" or something like that hatkirby: that's so funny though like it feels more like a reading than an advertisement hatkirby: oh you like this? these tasty milky and fruity popsicles? bitch you probably like shuuen no shiori too eka_caesium: *wheeze* hatkirby: [advert intended to normies] hey do you want to get the feeling of murdering your childhood friend? we've got ice cream, that'll probably do it, at least it seems to for these freaks over here
exempt_medic: I'm so over Fukushima exempt_medic: *Bullshit 😦 exempt_medic: Thanks phone, that helpd exempt_medic: PHONE hatkirby: ok i was really trying to figure out what this meant lol exempt_medic: I just remembered what Fukishima is, and WOW exempt_medic: PHONE HOW TAF exempt_medic: Fukishima ??? How??? rever: Give hatkirby his phone back hatkirby: not enough cock typos exempt_medic: I Thought that said "types" hatkirby: Exempt your phone doesn't have enough types of cock on it which means it can't be mine hatkirby: i'm not a furry i think there would only be one type of cock on my phone exempt_medic: It has a lot... exempt_medic: Gotta make a Type Chart like in Pokemon exempt_medic: Cock Paper Scissors energy rever: yeouch hatkirby: most are super effective against me rever: oh truuu rever: Cock Paper BigFuckingPole exempt_medic: Don't worry, Cock beats Scissors and loses to Paper exempt_medic: And ties with other cocks hatkirby: why does cock beat scissors rever: 📝 exempt_medic: Because rock beats scissors hatkirby: scissors fucks cock up exempt_medic: Why does paper beat rock 🤷 hatkirby: and cock cums on paper so cock wins that one rever: they got chop chop rever: because it surrounds it hatkirby: this made perfect sense to me in my head exempt_medic: It does rever: it made sense in mine too dw exempt_medic: I can't even be mad exempt_medic: Thanks for the lick me up exempt_medic: ... ahhhhhhhhhh hatkirby: Uh huh rever: FOR THE WHAT NOW????
exempt_medic: I remembered today how I used to ask my mom what French stuff said, and then at the age of 14 Katy Perry had me asking her what "ménage à trois" meant hatkirby: omg hatkirby: ok one time as like a 12 year old i was reading a book about protecting systems from hackers and there was a bit talking about spam and social engineering and i asked my mom "what does erection mean" exempt_medic: Every single part of that sentence is so incredibly you hatkirby: XD
hatkirby: Naan is so good. It's good with sauce. Which is easy when you're goated with the sauce. rever: And it's good with hummus park3r2_: I would not have ever considered hummus to be a sauce hatkirby: Well I meant more like tikka masala sauce rever: Or like butter chicken sauce park3r2_: What would you know about that, veggieboy?
swbookworm: "average internet user gets hit by bombs every day" factoid actually incorrect. average internet user gets hit with 0 bombs per day. boy princess georg, who is so gay he's targeted by bombs regularly, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
hatkirby: can i. can i get a serving of faggots and P's.. toothpastecanyon: star I'll buy some for you :owo: toothpastecanyon: faggots and P's are waiting for you in the UK,,, gasmasque: I could use a serving of faggot and P :blobamused:
doomsdayfairy: Yeah, I’m like, If you go there to learn stuff, listen to some guy talk for two hours, and get homework, it’s a school! hatkirby: I misinterpreted guy talk as like. About cars and sports doomsdayfairy: Lol doomsdayfairy: Depends on what you’re studying I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ doomsdayfairy: “Hey guys, welcome to car school! This is my favorite car!” hatkirby: I'm studying Guys, and their interests. And their mating habits. That last one especially