exempt_medic: So we all know clown cars, and how they fit a lot of clowns exempt_medic: But what about big clown car with even more clowns? exempt_medic: I had never considered this before and now I need t exempt_medic: *it hatkirby: you need t? scipiowright: Big clown car with smaller clown cars exempt_medic: alskdjfhlaskdh noooooo, hmmmmm hatkirby: obsessed with the idea that thinking about big clown cars makes you testosterone deficient
eka_caesium: https://fixupx.com/Leconte_/status/1998907998367002931 eka_caesium: I've never been filled with so much visceral jealousy in my life swbookworm: you should absolutely give leon a chainsaw eka_caesium: Book I need an emperor penguin eka_caesium: Other than Timmy swbookworm: noted eka_caesium: I NEED it swbookworm: :NervousSmile: noted
toothpastecanyon: https://www.tumblr.com/sezija/801005333521793024?source=share hatkirby: Hold on I have something to Google toothpastecanyon: which one are you googling star :blobowo: hatkirby: Omg yeah none of them are wearing shorts hatkirby: SHIRTS toothpastecanyon: GFDSGSFDGD toothpastecanyon: they've got their shirts on but nothing else hatkirby: HOMINA HOMINA
swbookworm: at this point any balls related jokes are simply labeled "for star" in my head swbookworm: > Me after the operation: "Where are my balls?!" swbookworm: > The doctor: [picture of a deer with bulging cheeks] hatkirby: NASA BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!! toothpastecanyon: Fhfhfhfjfjfi toothpastecanyon: Me too, I see a beach ball and I'm like man star would love this swbookworm: wait star i gotta know, is the meme nasa behavior or is me sending it to you nasa behavior hatkirby: the deer is exhibiting nasa behavior
hatkirby: I stopped at the bookstore on the way to the library and I bought myself the first volume of Hikaru XD hatkirby: like, as I'm on the way to return the library's copy of it hatkirby: don't have volume 2 yet though, still waiting on the library toothpastecanyon: so you're saying you gave up the original... and it was replaced by a perfect copy... hatkirby: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK revya: :Holyfuck: hatkirby: i'll learn to love this one too, just in a different way
hatkirby: have they tried picking you up and shaking you like a snow globe? toothpastecanyon: Guess who projectile vomited on the floor :sunglarp: :sunglarp: :sunglarp:
hatkirby: be honest tooth what do you think about my bad ideas toothpastecanyon: :NervousSmile: hatkirby: e.g. if you got hit by a meteor right now it'd be easier to get some blood hatkirby: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-26001047 gasmasque: That would make for easy collection azhdrake: No we can't do it that way, the blood would get contaminated by space debris. gasmasque: Oh yeah true hatkirby: yeah true i think they prohibit you from donating blood if you've been hit by a meteor in the last year gasmasque: Space radiation contamination is a serious issue azhdrake: It depends on if the meteor has had sex with another meteor within six months of hitting you hatkirby: and if they were both men hatkirby: meateor gasmasque: maleteor azhdrake: Hi Danny I'm sorry you're feeling bad after your blood draw. We made some weird sex jokes just for you, I hope they help with the recovery.
awesomecat42: That reminds me of a video clip I saw a long time ago where someone rigged up super bright lights on the edges of their computer moniter so that they would get flashbanged IRL while playing a shooter game gasmasque: Jesus gasmasque: People really be doing their best to turn vidi games into torture simulators hatkirby: they should make a hollow knight boss that force feeds you Abilify until you get akathisia hatkirby: and then it forcefems you idk gasmasque: I’ll sign up for that second part hatkirby: it force mascs you gasmasque: :thanosd: hatkirby: Lol toothpastecanyon: losing repeatedly in hollow knight until I get a wizard beard hatkirby: it forcefems you hatkirby: yalls are not getting it !!!! the hollow knight boss GIVES you dysphoria !! toothpastecanyon: no it's ok I'm playing nickie's copy <- trying to game the system gasmasque: And I’m playing Danny’s copy hatkirby: :blobfree: toothpastecanyon: Hey guys I think we're really sticking to the spirit of star's joke :blobxd:
cymrin: I do not control the speed at which lobsters get bigger ickyickyicky: Do you know what show that's from?
[a series of guesses]
hatkirby: It's two boys. ickyickyicky: Yeah the show name is both of their names cymrin: Well you already said it's not Zach & Cody. I guess it's not Malcolm in the Middle. Unless there's another boy in it named "The Middle".