tinylittlegremlin: hi bees!!! azhdrake: Hey Grem! tinylittlegremlin: bees help i am thinking about technology again tinylittlegremlin: also bees help it is super windy out hatkirby: are you thinking about all of the objective-c code loaded into that ipad 🥺 tinylittlegremlin: whats objective-c code? azhdrake: Because our planet rotates at an angle? hatkirby: objective-c is the best programming language in the universe said literally no one except me because i think it is neat and i get canceled everytime i bring it up azhdrake: And uneven heat distribution causes air currents to do things hatkirby: it's the language apple used to use / sort of still uses for its software platforms azhdrake: Oh you didn't ask why was it windty azhdrake: You just stated a fact hatkirby: no i think you effectively helped grem azhdrake: Sorry about your wind, brah hatkirby: you told them what was going on and helped them come to terms with why they're being blown comically off their feet toward a large tree tinylittlegremlin: djkklgalkghajklgdf; tinylittlegremlin: and yeah what star said tinylittlegremlin: [gets blown away]
eka_caesium: Can I interest anyone in a 7lb bucket of sand and soda ash hatkirby: Yes hatkirby: Idk what that is but I want it revya: Wow tasty :catjuice: eka_caesium: excellent ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🪣 hatkirby: :herehecomes: eka_caesium: ahgfdasdfghjlkj the tagline is "it doesn't make sense not to have one of these nearby, does it?" eka_caesium: I'm sure it's very useful in your lab but also--lol hatkirby: *me advertising a lame pair of pants* "I can't NOT put these on!" eka_caesium: *wheeze* eka_caesium: It's $3.75, can't beat that azhdrake: I believe sand and soda ash is used to put out fires hatkirby: well it can't possibly put out the fire inside my soul hatkirby: or my acid reflux azhdrake: jfailejfa azhdrake: actually it would help with that theoretically azhdrake: it's pretty basic hatkirby: fair azhdrake: Mind you, I feel like depending on the dose it might violently react with your acid and that would cause other problems, but in the end it would neutralize it hatkirby: i want to cause nuclear explosions in my microbiome swbookworm: Don't we all
azhdrake: Eridan was kinda weird for a supposed sea dweller azhdrake: never went under water much azhdrake: but fef azhdrake: God DAMN did fef live underwater and have a deep sea goddess as a mom hatkirby: feferi is glubbing around in the sea all dang day and helping cuttlefish and feeding creatures to the giant unknowable beast that lives at the bottom of the sea azhdrake: Fef is good hatkirby: eridan was too much of an incel to live in the water. the whole point is that he never got wet azhdrake: Oh is THAT why that was azhdrake: that went right over my head hatkirby: oh i just made that up because i thought it sounded insane azhdrake: It sounds. azhdrake: Very inline azhdrake: with hussie logic hatkirby: true hatkirby: oh no i'm understanding him... azhdrake: I'm sorry azhdrake: 🪦
hatkirby: do you think about the fact that humans had a heart for centuries before they ever knew they did azhdrake: Like. The blood pump? hatkirby: yeah hatkirby: centuries is an underestimate hatkirby: a lot of time azhdrake: I mean, we knew what hearts did way before we knew what brains did hatkirby: do you think about the fact that humans had a brain for millennia before they ever knew they did azhdrake: I do sometimes think about how egyptions making mummy's were like. "this bit's useless just pull it out the nose and toss it" toothpastecanyon: Pffft hatkirby: XD hatkirby: don't need that shit in the underworld, all you do is sit around and play bingo and watch cartoons all day azhdrake: lijwaf;oeja;owf
hatkirby: Hey void pallasvoid: star! hatkirby: Void can you imagine being a gamer. I'm rotating it in my mind hatkirby: Drinking mountain dew and saying stuff on stream that you have to apologise for. It's so fking hot hatkirby: Also I lost four hours of sleep last night and am feeling a little loopy why do you ask pallasvoid: kjdhfglkadjhfg pallasvoid: omg star you're right being a gamer must be sooooooo sexy hatkirby: :sunglarp: hatkirby: All the good ones are married 😔 pallasvoid: gkjahfdgkjhdf yeah
hatkirby: i just ate a pickle and it was so good avespecora: mmmmmmmmm pickles..... avespecora: maybe i will go eat a pickle as well.... hatkirby: do it do it do it do it avespecora: oh..... avespecora: we have no pickles.... avespecora: 😭 hatkirby: oh NO hatkirby: i'm going to purchase and learn how to play a violin so i can play a song that adequately describes this moment avespecora: ashfdkfbjffjdkfd azhdrake: alfjia;owifeja;wlfo azhdrake: I'm sure that's the only reason that Star "Alcor Kinnie Extraordinaire" TAUchat is going to learn the violin. hatkirby: jkhsdfkjdshfk hatkirby: i'm being murdered
hatkirby: hello! rindomness: hi hi! gasmasque: Howdy hatkirby: welcome to the grownup chat! azhdrake: Hello! hatkirby: every time someone joins this chat my mind goes to "hehe we're grownups we talk about taxes" and then i think about "alcor commits tax fraud because he wants to feel normal" rindomness: jfdlskfjdslk he would wouldn't he gasmasque: It wouldn’t surprise me azhdrake: Alcor does the opposite of tax fraud sometimes, he pays taxes despite not being legally recognized as someone who should hatkirby: That's what I mean lol azhdrake: Oh I thought you meant he was raised by Grunkle Stan azhdrake: So like hatkirby: i think that is technically fraud because he is not a citizen anymore rindomness: it can be both! azhdrake: Tax Fraud as a "this is how you do things" sort of thing hatkirby: It can be both! switch off azhdrake: Dork hatkirby: grunkle stan doesn't commit tax fraud he just doesn't pay his taxes rindomness: that is true hatkirby: he would know how to commit fraud though azhdrake: apparently tax evasion can be considered a form of tax fraud hatkirby: oh! hatkirby: that makes sense gasmasque: Knowing Alcor he probably answers summons about doing people’s taxes all the time gasmasque: Gives him a nice little vacation from murdering cults hatkirby: dipper is like grunkle stan i want to pay my taxes because i want to be normal and stan is like "i'm glad you came to me, kid. here's what you do. get your tax money. put it in an envelope and address it to this PO box. what do you mean you know that's my PO box"
hatkirby: This game really is being like here have some friends hatkirby: Crown Tundra in particular goes so hard lol hatkirby: I'm so excited that I get to catch ultra breasts. I really hope I find Nihilego soon! hatkirby: ULTRA BEASTS***** avespecora: :blobamused: avespecora: me when m searching for a hot new gf hatkirby: Some absolutely buckwild tit action going on in pkmn rn hatkirby: FAJFAKGSL hatkirby: Good for you avie avespecora: ewlkdhfbgkj avespecora: that's an amazing typo avespecora: A++++ hatkirby: I guess I type breasts more often than I type breasts?? No idea hatkirby: BEASTS avespecora: LMAAAOOO avespecora: EFKDGVDKJ;GB hatkirby: Ok yeah my phone is having a good time avespecora: Good for ur phone
hatkirby: if i felt like I did a bad job explaining the treehouse timed laser door during my GDQ run, it doesn't compare at all to how bad a job I apparently did at explaining reference counting a decade ago https://www.fourisland.com/quotes/461 tinylittlegremlin: i love this quote snippet hatkirby: yay! i'm a new object! i exist! [<- something created just to be tormented] tinylittlegremlin: :owo: tinylittlegremlin: i will love it and hold it forever tinylittlegremlin: and place it in many many many situationsTm hatkirby: just like a pathetic fictional man! tinylittlegremlin: :blobaww: :owo: yeah... heehee hatkirby: puts dipper into a situation tinylittlegremlin: (reb) tinylittlegremlin: yes... Yes.... YES...! tinylittlegremlin: :smugne: hatkirby: it's quite an oblique situation hatkirby: oh..! and it seems he is not handling it well! [i am suddenly in a sportscaster's booth talking over a speaker system] tinylittlegremlin: (i am suddenly next to you) fascinating fascinating turn of events here really- lets see how this plays out! hatkirby: now wait a minute... do my eyes deceive me? is he succumbing? tinylittlegremlin: it appaers he may very well might be! hatkirby: and i thiiiink that's a sympathetic figure reaching out to him-- and he's lashing out! tinylittlegremlin: ooooooooo a bood move on his part- what will the sympathetic figure do next? will they retaliate? try again? give up? lets watch and see hatkirby: grem this is fascinating but i think i am bleeding from the eyes tinylittlegremlin: (hands you a tissue) likely effects from the lashing out- well be fine tinylittlegremlin: (someone walks into chat tomorrow morning to see us both slumped over foaming at the mouth in the announcers booth ) hatkirby: [it in fact turns out we've been below delta brainwaves for like three hours] tinylittlegremlin: [wheeze]
hatkirby: doggo need sleep! hatkirby: also klfdshakjflasdfah thats awesome justdogs: :D justdogs: ikr justdogs: but staaar justdogs: memes! hatkirby: let your memes be dreams! toothpastecanyon: DREAM THE MEME justdogs: i toothpastecanyon: THEN MEME THE DREAM hatkirby: impossible to argue with that justdogs: want that on my gravestone